Sorry to burst your bubble folks, but the short film Hotel Chevalier, starring Natalie Portman and Jason Schwartzman will not feature Natalie nude as everyone had professed. The short subject film by Wes Anderson has earned an R-rating for only some language and sexual content, there is no mention of nudity. So if you were hoping on a naked Natalie, you might get it, but you won’t be seeing anything.
The film has been rumored to be playing in front of the Fox Searchlight release The Darjeeling Limited as a prologue to the story, but the reports have gone back and forth as opposed to whether or not it will actually be featured. Rumor is that it will appear online and then on the DVD thanks to poor reviews for Wes Anderson’s Darjeeling. For a look at the only still from the film click here.
Other than that, we only have one more film for you and it is direct-to-video. This is perhaps the most boring MPAA update to date.