THE EVIDENCE:
1.) “The second coming.” (Okay, maybe it’s a porn parody)
2.) “The Last Exorcism Part II” (Is that an oxymoron?)
3.) The way the girl bends into a “2” (See point #1)
4.) The fact the original subtitle was “Beginning of the End”
THE ARGUMENT:
The Last Exorcism was The Last Exorcism Part II where the action moves to Thailand and a drug-running monkey kisses Ken Jeong’s private parts.
Directed by Ed Gass-Donnelly and starring Ashley Bell, whom I assume is the bendy girl in the poster below, the film will hit theaters on March 1. Here’s the plot followed by the poster:
Continuing where the first film left off, Nell Sweetzer (Ashley Bell) is found terrified and alone in rural Louisiana. Back in the relative safety of New Orleans, Nell realizes that she can’t remember entire portions of the previous months only that she is the last surviving member of her family. Just as Nell begins the difficult process of starting a new life, the evil force that once possessed her is back with other, unimaginably horrific plans that mean her last exorcism was just the beginning.
