When Will Morris Die?


Okay, so with that header maybe Kamal over at 3blackchicks.com is wearing off on me, but I must say she called Jamie Foxx’s death in Stealth to the second as she told me, “Watch 60 minutes into this movie and Jamie will be dead.” Me, being the white naysayer I am, like to believe the “brotha rule” is just a superstition and didn’t want to believe it, but then Mr. Foxx was outsmarted by the computer plane and died and I was sad… at least he got some Thai poon before he had to go though… ha ha.

Anyway, I am here to promote another film from the Sony camp as Screen Gems has The Cave coming up, a movie about some cave divers that apparently run into demons even worse than hell itself… Oh no! This one has Cole Hauser, Morris Chestnut, Eddie Cibrian, Lena Headey and Piper Perabo (that chick from Coyote Ugly) in it and is set for a release on August 26th.

Personally I think we all know this one has very little to no potential, but I have a hard time believing it could be worse than Stealth. I guess my only interest really is seeing if Morris Chestnut will make it through the feature alive… could make it a little interesting at least.

Nonetheless, check out our gallery of 24 (not so scary) stills for this one by clicking here or on the teaser image above, and let us know your thoughts in the Talk Back feature below.

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