[6:56:10 PM] Laremy says: Man, page three is pretty nice. I like it here. Hope Silver Linings Playbook wins something on this one.
[6:56:41 PM] Brad says: Page Three is the best page out of all of them, because it’s the last page. One hour to go people!
[6:57:09 PM] Laremy says: I could really use a crumpet. You guys into crumpets?
[6:58:53 PM] Brad says: Fey and Poehler are drinking.
[6:59:52 PM] Laremy says: Poehler and Fey get an A- from me. You guys know I’m a hard grader, so they’ve done well tonight.
[7:00:10 PM] Brad says: Robert Downey Jr. will now present the Cecil B. deMille Award to Jodie Foster.
[7:01:34 PM] Brad says: I love that Mel Gibson is with Jodie Foster.
[7:02:17 PM] Laremy says: Awwww man, I just realized Brad has had me drinking out of a mug with a giant “B” on it all night. I think that means, prison rules, this night is about to get interesting.
[7:06:54 PM] Laremy says: Jodie is doing a sort of scat-improv acceptance speech for the Cecil B. DeMille. I’m enjoying it, but I would have been tempted to prepare something beforehand.
[7:08:41 PM] Laremy says: The HFPA has to feel like a hostage at this point.
[7:09:12 PM] Brad says: I don’t get what’s going on right now… Jodie Foster is still talking and it has to do with privacy and how bad reality shows are. It’s a nightmare.
[7:09:38 PM] Brad says: This has now gone beyond numbing.
[7:09:42 PM] Laremy says: I’m all for privacy, but if you pay me a couple of million dollars to do a job I’ll make sure you get a few pictures.
[7:10:02 PM] Laremy says: They can’t play off the Cecil B. DeMille award winner, can they?
[7:10:56 PM] Brad says: Jodie needs to diagram this, she’s talking about songs then segueing to her mother. I am absolutely confused.
[7:10:56 PM] Laremy says: I may black out.
[7:12:00 PM] Brad says: Kate Hudson is crying and it appears a lot of others are as well. I don’t get it.
[7:12:11 PM] Laremy says: This is indicative of how serious actors take themselves. And not in a good way.
[7:15:52 PM] Laremy says: If this show run long I will not be a happy hamster.
[7:15:59 PM] Brad says: I would not want to even attempt to transcribe Jodie Foster’s speech. It would need doodles, arrows and footnotes.
[7:16:40 PM] Laremy says: I watched “Happy Endings” for the first time today, laughed quite a bit. Looks like a keeper.
[7:17:13 PM] Brad says: Halle Berry is with us now to present for Best Director.
[7:17:43 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[7:18:02 PM] Laremy says: So Affleck is a shoe-in for Best Director at The Oscars now, right? Right? #chirpingnoises
[7:18:36 PM] Brad says: No Oscar nomination for Ben and now he has won a Critics Choice Award and a Golden Globe Award.
[7:19:17 PM] Brad says: So Affleck has to hustle through this because Jodie went so long. Nice.
[7:20:26 PM] Laremy says: The Affleck snub is looking worse and worse. They may need a re-do over there at Academy Headquarters.
[7:20:34 PM] Brad says: Josh Brolin will now tell us Moonrise Kingdom is a nominee.
[7:22:19 PM] Brad says: Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno will now present for Best TV Series (Comedy)
[7:22:34 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[7:23:27 PM] Brad says: That’s another win for Lena Dunham, but someone really needs to get her some Nikes to wear under that dress.
[7:24:26 PM] Laremy says: What if Judd Apatow grabbed Lena Dunham’s Golden Globe and went off screaming into the night? Would that make the news?
[7:24:43 PM] Brad says: Camera angle just gave us a shot of the “Wrap Up” sign. Lena’s powering through that.
[7:25:48 PM] Brad says: Lena Dunham thanks Chad Lowe and we go to commercial with 35 minutes left to go.
[7:26:52 PM] Laremy says: I will now never ever drink Diet Pepsi because of these commercials. Take a bow, ad guys!
[7:28:27 PM] Brad says: Does Argo win Best Picture (Drama) now? Gotta think it’s the front-runner with that Affleck win doesn’t it.
[7:30:04 PM] Brad says: Christian Bale is now telling us Silver Linings Playbook is a picture nominee.
[7:31:39 PM] Brad says: That’s all for Bale and out comes Jennifer Garner to first thank George Clooney and Grant Heslov because Ben forgot and now Best Actor (Comedy/Musical), my prediction was Hugh Jackman.
[7:31:57 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[7:32:53 PM] Laremy says: Jackman’s Aussie accent is awesome. He must have to practice that like crazy.
[7:35:14 PM] Brad says: 26 minutes to go as Hugh Jackman gives a decent acceptance speech not filled with names, but a nice little anecdote about his wife helping him out.
[7:39:22 PM] Brad says: Jeremy Renner will now tell us Zero Dark Thirty is a Picture nominee. He’s got quite the ‘stache and also said a swear word that we didn’t get to hear.
[7:39:23 PM] Laremy says: Jeremy Renner just dropped an S-bomb.
[7:40:08 PM] Laremy says: These Golden Globes have to end like a freight train given the magnitude of awards left.
[7:40:22 PM] Brad says: Dustin Hoffman is out to present Best Picture (Comedy/Musical)… I predicted Silver Linings Playbook.
[7:40:37 PM] Brad says: Could be Les Mis of course.
[7:40:55 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[7:41:57 PM] Laremy says: How does Anne Hathaway get to interrupt the producer of Les Miserables?
[7:42:42 PM] Laremy says: Bradley, predicting The Golden Globes is impossible.
[7:43:06 PM] Laremy says: Sorry Les Miserables, you only get 45 seconds because Jodie Foster is still giving her speech.
[7:43:13 PM] Brad says: One more commercial… I think…
[7:47:17 PM] Laremy says: Thinking of pitching a new “Girls” spin-off show about daughters who turn their mom into a bear. It would be called “Grrrrrrrlllls”.
[7:47:38 PM] Brad says: George Clooney out to present Best Actress (Drama)… my prediction was Naomi Watts, but will it be Chastain?
[7:48:00 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[7:48:47 PM] Brad says: Every dress is showing so much boob. Lots of low cuts. Chastain joins the party.
[7:48:57 PM] Laremy says: Happy to see Jessica Chastain get a win. She was excellent.
[7:50:29 PM] Laremy says: Why do we take our time for the television awards and rush through the big movie ones?
[7:50:37 PM] Brad says: Now Clooney will present Best Actor (Drama) and this has to be Daniel Day-Lewis.
[7:50:57 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[7:52:36 PM] Brad says: Laremy’s “Grrrrrrrllllls” comment is the winner of the night.
[7:52:58 PM] Brad says: Playing off DDL? Too many pauses I guess.
[7:53:13 PM] Laremy says: Playing off Daniel Day-Lewis is just terrible. Terrible.
[7:53:15 PM] Brad says: Oh wait, maybe the music is just for dramatic effect.
[7:53:36 PM] Brad says: One more commercial, all that’s left is Best Picture (Drama)
[7:54:04 PM] Laremy says: Thank God, one last Dodge Dart commercial!
[7:57:52 PM] Brad says: Julia Roberts voices Nationwide commercials and now she’ll award Best Picture (Drama)
[7:58:06 PM] Brad says: Will it be Argo? Lincoln?
[7:58:17 PM] Laremy says: Can Argo pull this off?
[7:58:27 PM] Brad says: And the Golden Globe goes to
[7:58:56 PM] Laremy says: How in the world is Lincoln going to win Best Picture without anything resembling momentum?
[8:00:51 PM] Laremy says: Oh right, because The Academy doesn’t care about momentum. Still, this sets up a very interesting Academy Awards … which we’ll of course be live bloggin’!
[8:00:54 PM] Brad says: I like how all the movie winners have to wrap up so quickly while the TV people get to go on and on and on…
[8:02:49 PM] Laremy says: Allright, thanks for reading everyone (except George, screw that guy)!
It was a pleasure. Coffee was had, meals were served, and little golden statues were handed out. Love all y’all, don’t forget to hit record.
[8:03:04 PM] Brad says: And that’s a wrap folks. I’ll have a write-up soon, but thank you all for tuning in and be sure and come back for our Live Blogs of the Screen Actors Guild Awards and, of course, the Oscars.
