The Feud Begins Over Red State

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Church to form rally outside screening, Kevin Smith fires back

This Sunday, January 23, Kevin Smith’s Red State will makes its world premiere at the Eccles Theatre during Sundance. Apparently, the Westboro Baptist Church is planning on picketing out front, voicing their disdain for the film.

So, Smith fired back with the following, calling upon his supporters to picket against the Westboro Baptist Church picket line.

Details below! Teaser trailer and photos from the film are right here.

Here are the facts: (1) The Westboro Baptist Church are haters of Biblical proportions! “Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, & not suffer sin upon him.” (Lev 19:17) (2) The WBC’s punishment in Hell for their hatred will be administered by the very Jesus they blaspheme daily. “…he shall be tormented with fire & brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, & in the presence of the Lamb: & the smoke of their torment ascendeth up forever & ever: & they have no rest day nor night.” (Rev 14:10-11)

The Harvey Boys are seeking the aid of the Mighty Thor, hoping he’ll lay down his hammer and instead pick up a protest sign on our behalf, in a Park City battle of the mega-gods! If he’s in reshoots, we’ll be reaching out to Sigourney Weaver to channel Zuul on our behalf. If she’s not at Sundance this year, we’ll start praying to Krom. And if you don’t help us, Krom? Then to hell witchoo.

For thirty minutes of fun-filled photo-opportunities, the Harvey Boys will peacefully counter-protest the WBC Eccles Theater Protest. All are welcome. Wear YOUR dopey sentiments nobody gives a shit about on a sign of your own making, as you stand shoulder-to-shoulder with the folks who’ve mastered the art of writing utter horseshit on cardboard! BYOS (Bring Your Own Sign)

The scoffing and the mocking will begin sharply at 6pm. Remember: this is a PEACEFUL protest. The only venom you bring is printed on a placard, your only weapon: wit.

“Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light,

and light for darkness…” (Isa 5:20)

GOD DOESN’T HATE FAGS OR

ANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT MATTER.

GOD SAVES! THEN, GOD PASSES IT

TO GRETZKY – WHO ROOFS THAT

SHIT, TOP-SHELF! THEN GOD AND

GRETZKY HIGH FIVE & BELLY-BUMP,

CELEBRATING THEIR HOCKEY

PROWESS. AND NEVER ONCE DO

THEY GIVE A SHIT IF ANYBODY’S

GAY OR NOT.

Source: Shock Till You Drop