Watch the Honest Trailer for ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze’

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Do you remember Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze? Released in 1991, only a year after Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and while I don’t remember a single detail, I do know I was only 14-years-old and didn’t really care Paige Turco was playing April O’Neil or what the turtles themselves looked like. Different times for different people.

Now, only a couple days before Paramount delivers the latest cinematic incarnation of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the ScreenJunkies crew attempts to jog our memories and delivers an honest trailer for the Ooze, give it a watch below.

Perhaps one of the best aspects is the fact they call out the taming down of the violence, which resulted in a variety of combat weapons that were anything but… weapons. “Combat cold cuts”?

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