Bloody-Disgusting has just scored more word on some casting that no one gives a shit about, which makes this article semi-fun to write for some reason. Apparently Justin Louis (who?) has joined the cast of Saw IV. Who is this marvel of acting wizardry you wonder? Well, he is the guy that starred for 60 seconds in the Dawn of the Dead remake as Sarah Polley‘s husband before he was all eaten up. Come on, we all know that performance deserved an Oscar!
B-D confirmed the rumor with director Darren Bousman who told the site, “I am so stoked – one reason I love this franchise is most everyone has come back on the crew. Same Costume team – same props team – same production designer – DP – AD’s – basically everyone… At this point it’s like one big dysfunctional family… That holds true with the cast. We have some crazy surprises in store for the fans this year. Stuff no one is expecting.”
Surprises? Wait, will no one get killed in some bizarre way this time? Now that would be a surprise. Or… is Jigsaw not dead and that was actually his twin brother at the end of Saw III? Easily the shittiest film in the franchise thus far, which is why Lionsgate didn’t screen it. However, I am pumped that the same costume team is back, now those guys really rock the costumes!