I should really count my victory now because the original
Grudge opened huge. Also, please check out the blog I listed at the bottom. I know most of you are short attention spanned so I figured I’d get it out of the way now. #1 movie predicted correctly: Five Weeks In A Row 1. $34.3m The Grudge 2 It will be interested to see how much this and Texas bleed each other. I will say the studio doesn’t love this one’s chances, only screening was about when the movie opened. 2. $15.1m The Departed Why not see it? What else you doing? Charity work? Please. 3. $9.7m Texas Chainsaw Massage: The Beginning I would have never remade this myself. You just can’t recapture the spirit of the original. 4. $7.7m Open Season I would take the kids to The Departed personally. Teach them young. 5. $7.2m Man of the Year The Jamaican version is called Mon of the Year. Okay, that’s really stupid. 6. 6.5m The Marine I don’t really see how he is a Marine based on the trailer. He seems to just be a loon. 7. $6.2 Employee of the Month I never won employee of the month. I wish I had. I wanted to. I tried. I guess I didn’t sleep with the right people. 8. $4.9m The Guardian If I were in the Coast Guard I’d think about quitting. The coast is getting dangerous. 9. $3.5m Jackass: Number Two Why is it loon when the root is lunatic? The English language is a living beast but sometimes I don’t like the way it snorts. 10. $1.6m One Night with the King This could turn out very embarrassing for me as B-Love says it will make $42.50. He’s probably right but I’ve got to give it a whirl.
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