How much does it cost for a Coke at the movies? Something like $7.50 for a large? How about a beer? What? No beer at the local cineplex?
Well, I have the solution for you… actually the folks at TheBeerBelly.com have come up with an idea they are pitching for sports enthusiasts, but this can apply to almost any situation where you feel the need to be drunk and beligerant. It is “The Beerbelly.”
What it is, is a neoprene “sling” and a polyurethane “bladder” with a tube for dispensing. The bladder is held in an insulated pouch in the sling which is worn under your clothing for concealment. When worn, it looks just like a beerbelly. I know, not exactly flattering, but when you are waiting in line at midnight for Star Wars: Episode VII what better than to have your favorite beverage right there with you?
The “belly” runs at $34.95, and you can buy the “Beerbelly Ice Pack Pleasure Extender” for an additional $9.95, which will either keep your drink hot or cold depending on whether or not it is cold or hot drink you are enjoying.
To take a peek at the product you can click here to check it out.
Just think, instead of buying that Coke or not having a beer, you can now pack the beverage around your waist and run to the bathroom once the credits roll.