Box Office Oracle: Dec. 30 – Jan. 1


Things are back to normal this week as nothing new goes into wide release so I’m sticking with King Kong again.

1. King Kong 21.8m
I still think Kong could have been beaten by a holiday contender on the level of The Aviator.

2. The Chronicles of Narnia; The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe 19.3m
If you want to be transported a dream world of magic this is the film for you.

3. Fun with Dick and Jane 12.2m
In another case of reality mirroring art I’ve started robbing coffee houses too.

4. Cheaper by the Dozen 2 7.4m
I can’t wait for Cheaper by the Dozen 3 where they invade the planet Mars .

5. Wolf Creek 6.5m
This one is scary like the idea of drinking bad milk.

6. The Family Stone 5.4m
Claire Danes should’ve been in more of this. Man can not live on Sarah Parker alone.

7. Memoirs of a Geisha 4.6m
I haven’t seen this but I heard from a friend that it’s decent.

8. Rumor Has It 3.9m
I heard a rumor about this one being out of theaters in a week.

9. The Ringer 3.9m
I’m more a fan of the classics like Dukes of Hazzard.

10. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2.8m
Think about how much cash you could have made if you were homeless and wrote the Harry Potter series. You really should have gotten on that.

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Weekend: Nov. 15, 2018, Nov. 18, 2018

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