Jersey Shore Massacre Just Got Even More Gimmicky

Jersey Shore MassacreDoes Jersey Shore Massacre have your attention yet? No? Well, it's trying really hard and it has added Jenni Farley (aka JWOWW from MTV's Jersey Shore) as an "executive producer" (aka – in this case – someone with weird celebrity status to promote the film). Still not interested? Okay, well…

Written and directed by Paul Tarnopol, the film stars Danielle Dallacco, Sal Governale, Richard Christy, Bigfoot and Ron Jeremy.  

Spy Global Media will release the film in select theaters and on VOD in June 2014.

The film is said to "explore a day in the life of Teresa (Danielle Dallacco) and her girlfriends when they leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore. The girls hook up with five fist-pumping delinquents who find themselves thrown out from a seaside bar for inciting a dance floor brawl.  With nowhere else to go, the group winds up at Teresa’s uncle Vito’s hideaway in the New Jersey Pine Barrens.  What was supposed to be a night of debauchery soon turns into a bloodbath when the group becomes unsuspecting targets of a mentally deranged killer.  

One by one, the body count rises at the hands of a butcher who has much more than just an axe to grind.

There you have it!

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