Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties Is Somehow Coming to Modern Systems

Limited Run Games has decided that they’ll do anything for a buck, even if it means reopening the mental scars left behind in the wider gaming public by one of the worst pieces of software ever to be put out on a store shelf. Indeed, they have announced that they’ll be releasing the utterly awful Panasonic 3DO title Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties on modern platforms.

Yes, the bizarre full-motion video slideshow car crash stars Edward J. Foster and former GLOW wrestler Jeanne Basone. It is generally considered to be one of the most putrid, ridiculous (and not in a good way), terrible, pointless, and downright vomitous pieces of not-very-interactive and sort-of-pornographic-but-not-quite entertainment ever to be released. It just won’t die.

Apparently, terrible acting performances and music that will make you want to pull out your own eardrums is enough to put the game into “so bad, it’ll sell if we release it again!” territory.

If you don’t believe us, just look at this soul-destroying Tweet.

Limited Run will release Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties in both physical and digital form for the PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, PC, and Nintendo Switch soon.

For some reason.