“Watch the balls fly in this hilarious, action-packed comedy starring Christopher Walken (‘Hairspray’) and George Lopez (‘The George Lopez Show’)! When former professional table tennis phenomenon Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) is recruited by FBI Agent Rodriguez (Lopez) for a mission in the unsanctioned, underground and utterly unhinged world of extreme table tennis, he’s determined to bounce back to his former glory and smoke out his father’s killer, the arch-fiend Feng (Walken). But with danger coming at him from every angle, will Randy be able to keep his eye on the balls?”
“Balls of Fury” is rated PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor, and for language.
It opens at the 1988 Olympics where 12-year-old Randy Daytona’s loss in the finals to the East German contender winds up in the murder of his gambling father at the hands of the Chinese Triad gang. 19 years later, the humiliated Daytona is little more than a Reno act until he’s coerced by an FBI agent, played by George Lopez in an embarrassingly hammy way, to take part in Master Feng’s annual tournament to the death! After an intensive training session at the hands of the Chinese master Wong (James Hong), Randy is ready to take on all challengers as a distraction while the FBI examines Feng’s operation.
There’s just so much you can do with a comedy where most of the humor comes from the fact that it’s a sports movie dealing with ping pong, rather than football or basketball or baseball. Once all of the obvious jokes are out of the way and it gets past the fact that ping pong isn’t a particularly entertaining “sport”even when given “The Matrix treatment”it turns into something more like a ’70s Kung Fu movie. Lennon and Garant have assembled a decent comic cast, but at times, the movie is far too tightly-scripted almost to a fault, often relying on obvious gags and pratfalls to get laughs once it runs out of steam.
Dan Fogler has a ways to go before he can carry a movie in the way this movie needs him to, and one can only presume that a seasoned comic like Jack Black would have been able to do a lot more with the character of Randy Daytona. Despite the number of Asian stereotypes, you can’t help but respect that the two Asian actors are the strongest aspect of the movie with character actor James Hong having way too much fun as the blind ping pong master Wong, probably his biggest role since “Big Trouble in Little China.” Maggie Q shows that she’s just as good at comedy as she is at wire-fu martial arts as Wong’s beautiful niece Maggie, who teaches Randy a few new tricks and predictably becomes his love interest; she’s able to keep up with anything thrown at her while showing off in some of the movie’s best action scenes. Just when their bits seem to have run their course, along comes Christopher Walken as the obviously gay Master Feng delivering lines in his often-imitated style, and though he’s a funny character at first, things tend to drag once it gets into the actual ping pong tournament. Diedrich Bader of “The Drew Carey Show” gets more than a few yucks as one of Feng’s imprisoned sex slaves, but co-writer Thomas Lennon’s Karl Wolfschtagg is little more than a dull cliché.
Beyond that, Garant is proving himself to be quite an adept director in terms of taking a fairly low budget and matching production values of more expensive sports movies like “Dodgeball” and “Blades of Glory” with an amazing attention to detail in paying tribute to martial arts movies like “Enter the Dragon,” which is clearly the film’s biggest influence. That and Def Leppard, whose career hopefully isn’t riding on being forever linked with ping pong after people watch this movie.
“Balls of Fury” is only as funny as some of its better ideas, and while there are enough of those scattered throughout to keep one entertained, this still pales in comparison to this year’s stronger comedies and the sports comedies it tries to emulate. It might be somewhat disappointing that it’s not the non-stop laughfest one might expect from those involved.
Deleted Scenes – There are seven deleted scenes included. One features Dan Fogler as Randy Daytona trying to escape from Feng’s compound and running into Diedrich Bader as Gary and more of the sex slaves. In a couple of the other deleted scenes, we see Randy having visions of his father cheering him on.
Alternate Ending – The alternate ending shows Randy re-burying his father at a veteran’s cemetery. There, George Lopez as Agent Ernie Rodriquez asks Randy to go on a new mission, but it’s not quite what he expected.
Balls Out: The Making of Balls of Fury – This is your standard ‘making of’ featurette. You see the ping pong trainers, funny interviews with the cast, and other goodness.
Under the Balls: The Life of a Ball Wrangler – This is a joke featurette showing the buxom ping pong ball wrangler from the set.
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