Jeff Wells over at Hollywood Elsewhere was the first one to mention that Indiana Jones 4 would be 2 hours and 20 minutes long. Then… the web blogs stirred. Oh dear, what does this mean? Blah, blah, blah. Then guess what… it wasn’t TRUE?!?!?! Stir, shuffle, shuffle, type, type… It means something right?
Well, guess what. Now the second trailer is completed and it is… ready for this?
1 minute and 49 seconds long and you are going to love it and tell your friends and go see it and watch it and download it and tell anyone who is anyone about it and then complain about how Heath Ledger’s performance as the Joker is gonna be great and then blog about it and then comment on it using words you wouldn’t use in casual conversation and then you are going to eat, sleep and go to bed angry because someone pwned you, but you will probably have just enough time to call them stupid and smile.
Oh, and apparently the trailer may be debuting with Iron Man, which now will be opening in select cities one day early on the night of May 1st.
And if you are anything like me you are reading really fast because of these massively long run-on sentences and improper use of the word “and” to start a sentence.
Remix!
