Insatiable Season 1 Episode 12 Recap
In the previous episode of Netflix’s Insatiable, someone shot Patty with a tranquilizer dart, as the Bobs and Coralee were on the verge of a threesome. In Insatiable Season 1 Episode 12, Patty wakes up to discover who had kidnapped her while she was kidnapping Roxy.
Stella Rose and Roxy planned to kidnap Patty all along. Stella Rose wanted revenge against Armstrong. Her initial plan was to hurt Armstrong by taking Roxy away at the last minute. When she went to rub it in his face, Armstrong did not care because he was happy without pageants. Her new plan was to kill Patty and make it look like a suicide. She forced Patty to write a suicide note that she dictated and left to rig a hose to pump exhaust into the food truck. Patty escaped her handcuffs using the cream inside a bunch of fudge wieners.
When the Armstrong/Barnard/Coralee threesome had moved to the Armstrong house, Brick and Nonnie interrupted it. They were looking for Patty, who had missed Drew Barrymore. They unconvincingly lied to Brick, but the moment was spoiled. Armstrong got a hotel room for himself and planned to have them over for lunch to pick up where they had left off.
Coralee showed up for lunch, but was reluctant to go through with Armstrong’s plans. He convinced her they could be a thruple (a couple but with three). The threesome finally happened, but Barnard confessed that he did not want to be part of thruple. He had given up his political career to be with Armstrong and only him. Armstrong had to choose between Barnard and Coralee, or he would lose them both.
Stalker, Texas Ranger
Christian had put a tracking device in the bracelet he had left on Patty’s bed. Too bad Regina was the one who found it when she squatted in Patty’s house. When it was Regina at the end of the tracking device, he knew Patty had gone missing. Magnolia’s title had been reinstated, so she and Patty were co-winners of Miss Magic Jesus. She was now eligible for Regionals, but Barnard didn’t think it was a good idea for her to compete. Since Roxy was competing, Magnolia was jealous. She contacted Christian for drugs.
With no explanation about how Patty ended up in the driver’s seat, she escaped in the food truck just in time to register for Regionals. Magnolia texted her, offering a way to help her win. But it was Christian; he had roofied Magnolia and put her in his trunk. He tried to get Patty to murder her with him. Patty let Magnolia escape, but she killed Christian.
Armstrong was where he was at the end of the first episode: alone in his car with a gun to his mouth. Again, it was a phone call from Patty that saved his life. She needed his help with Christian’s body. The two admitted they were each other’s destiny, and they pushed Christian’s car into a lake. Unfortunately, it wasn’t sinking. As they watched it in the water, she confessed one more thing to Armstrong. She killed Stella Rose too.
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