[6:09:32 PM] Brad says: I can’t believe we still aren’t even halfway done.
[6:13:04 PM] Laremy says: Do people dance in the aisles during the commercials?
[6:13:57 PM] Laremy says: Miss Golden Globe is the greatest tradition in all of nonsense traditions.
[6:14:23 PM] Brad says: Now for Best Animated film…
[6:15:11 PM] Brad says: And the winner is How to Train Your Dragon 2
[6:17:20 PM] Laremy says: Kate Hudson brought her double D game tonight.
[6:17:20 PM] Brad says: Kate Hudson coming with the boobs as well. I’m sensing a theme.
[6:18:07 PM] Brad says: Ugh, Into the Woods, not so bon…. and even in this preview they shy away from showing the music.
[6:19:00 PM] Brad says: Jared Leto out to present Best Supporting Actress…
[6:19:29 PM] Brad says: … and the winner is Patricia Aquette in Boyhood
[6:19:48 PM] Laremy says: Doesn’t look like Boyhood will lose momentum this evening.
[6:19:50 PM] Brad says: So that pretty much sets up Boyhood as your Best Picture (Drama) winner and likely Director and Screenplay
[6:20:05 PM] Laremy says: She should have won for True Romance.
[6:30:45 PM] Brad says: Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader will now present Best Screenplay… Boyhood again? Nope… winner is Birdman! Alejandro González Iñárritu, Nicolás Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris and Armando Bo
[6:31:25 PM] Laremy says: I haven’t posted in a long time. Sorry about that. I went to get a brownie and was told I wasn’t allowed to have one yet. So yeah, I suffer for my art too.
[6:32:42 PM] Brad says: Well, so maybe Best Film (Drama) is still up for grabs? Huh Laremy? Is it? Is it? You still awake?
[6:36:03 PM] Brad says: Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda will now present Best Actor in a TV Comedy/Musical series and the winner is Jeffrey Tambor in “Transparent”
[6:36:34 PM] Laremy says: If I won a Golden Globe I would spike it on the stage and then moonwalk on outta there.
[6:44:15 PM] Brad says: Now it’s Best Foreign Language film presented by Lupita Nyong’o and Colin Farrell… and the winner is Leviathan
[6:44:44 PM] Brad says: I think Leviathan may hold the record for most vodka drank in one film.
[6:46:52 PM] Brad says: Kate Beckinsale and Adrien Brody to present Best Actress in a mini-series or TV movie… and the winner is Maggie Gyllenhaal in “The Honorable Woman”
[6:50:39 PM] Laremy says: Speaking of equality, who will win Mr. Golden Globe this evening?
[6:54:19 PM] Brad says: Paul Rudd and Adam Levine will now present Best TV series drama, and the winner is “The Affair”
[6:55:44 PM] Brad says: I don’t know what “The Affair” is.
[6:56:49 PM] Brad says: We are having so much fun over here we are now helping my wife in her Trivia Crack game. Riveting stuff over here.
[6:57:11 PM] Laremy says: I’d make them play me off HARD at the double Gs. As in no one could hear me shouting over the orchestra.
[6:57:14 PM] Brad says: CZJ droppin’ noms
[6:59:18 PM] Laremy says: David Duchovony didn’t help Kat Heigl’s joke at all. Sort of a jerk move if you ask me (you didn’t).
[6:59:38 PM] Brad says: Now Best Actor in a TV series drama presented by Katherine Heigl and David Duchovny and the winner is “Kevin Spacey from “House of Cards””
[7:00:38 PM] Laremy says: K-Spac gets a well deserved victory. So remember everyone, if you wanna catch some good TV turn off NBC and get Netflix, HBO, and Amazon Prime.
[7:01:03 PM] Brad says: Pretty sure David Duchovny would have rather been anywhere other than the Golden Globes at that moment, must have been a contractual thing for his new show. Also interesting to see all these non-network shows winning on a network television broadcast. Not to mention an Amazon show winning two awards and now Netflix.
[7:03:11 PM] Laremy says: The Golden Globes are being held hostage by Kevin Spacey. But it’s fine, really.
[7:06:52 PM] Laremy says: Less than hour left, we can do this thing, let’s finish strong!! (falls asleep)
[7:07:20 PM] Brad says: Now it’s time for some George Clooney love… we’ll take a break.
[7:08:52 PM] Brad says: Blah, blah, blah
[7:08:53 PM] Laremy says: Time to fluff George Clooney with our tongues.
[7:17:39 PM] Laremy says: Good speech, no complaints.
[7:18:08 PM] Brad says: Well, that was nicely brief and to the point. Kudos to George for a solid speech. And I think Laremy is now snoring…. Nevermind, he perked up with the new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer.
[7:23:11 PM] Laremy says: I wish they’d do 50 Shades all legit like instead of making it The Notebook but with *Gasp* a blindfold!! I mean, 9 1/2 Weeks did this 20 years ago, and did it fairly well.
[7:23:33 PM] Brad says: Harrison Ford will now grumble the Best Director winner
[7:24:08 PM] Brad says: And the winner is Richard Linklater for Boyhood
[7:25:08 PM] Brad says: Like that win, nice seeing Linklater getting some love.
[7:27:05 PM] Brad says: Chris Pratt and Anna Faris will now present Best Actress TV series drama and the winner is Ruth Wilson for “The Affair”
[7:27:25 PM] Laremy says: I meant to watch “The Affair” when it came out, because I liked the opening credits (seriously) but I never got around to it. Should I?
[7:27:35 PM] Brad says: Only 33 minutes to go… ONLY 33 MINUTES TO GO!
[7:28:20 PM] Brad says: I hope Laremy is still entertaining you, because I am running on empty.
[7:29:31 PM] Laremy says: I’m not entertaining them, and I too am wishing for beddy bye.
[7:32:15 PM] Laremy says: Whoa, Brad just went topless, tied his shirt around his head, and started screaming, “I am the Good Wife Affair Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”. Kind of odd.
[7:33:30 PM] Laremy says: I want to hit 500 comments. Pick it UP people.
[7:33:40 PM] Brad says: Amy Adams, out to present Best Actor in a Movie (Comedy/Musical) and the winner is Michael Keaton in Birdman
[7:34:14 PM] Brad says: Can we PLEASE just get a little more Tina and Amy?
[7:34:17 PM] Laremy says: So Arquette, Keaton, and Simmons are locked up. Put it on the board.
[7:37:29 PM] Brad says: Playing off Keaton’s practice run for his Oscar speech.
[7:37:35 PM] Laremy says: I told Brad that Michael Keaton’s son was born with a heart on the outside of his body and he basically believed me for a few seconds.
[7:43:48 PM] Brad says: C-Tates, propping up Foxcatcher
[7:44:29 PM] Brad says: I still think Cake might win Best Film, it’s not nominated, but don’t count it out.
[7:45:38 PM] Laremy says: Niiiiiiiiiiicccceeeeeee. Grand Budapest Hotel gets a little lovin’.
[7:45:42 PM] Brad says: Now Best Film (Comedy/Musical) presented by Robert Downey Jr. and the winner is The Grand Budapest Hotel. Nice! I like seeing that even though Birdman was my #1 of the year.
[7:46:50 PM] Brad says: Okay, someone give me a transcript of Wes Anderson’s acceptance speech.
[7:46:52 PM] Laremy says: A very Wes Anderson acceptance speech. Well done.
[7:48:33 PM] Brad says: Well, now, what might happen with the rest of this night? Maybe Laremy will finally fall off the couch?
[7:50:52 PM] Laremy says: Only two left, right? This is it you guys, this is it.
[7:51:06 PM] Brad says: Only ten minutes to go!
[7:51:34 PM] Laremy says: Here comes Hurricane Moore?
[7:51:55 PM] Brad says: Three awards to go in ten minutes and no Matthew McConaughey, oops. Best Actress (Drama) is on the way and the winner is Julianne Moore in Still Alice
[7:52:04 PM] Brad says: Just fucking ridiculous
[7:52:24 PM] Brad says: Not a bad movie, but my god, so generic
[7:52:26 PM] Laremy says: Yup. It’s Julianne Moore’s year. Remember kiddos, quality of film doesn’t matter, the narrative of the winner matters.
[7:54:17 PM] Laremy says: Some intrigue around this one …
[7:54:37 PM] Brad says: Next up Gwyneth Paltrow to present Best Actor (Drama) and the winner is Eddie Redmayne from The Theory of Everything
[7:55:39 PM] Brad says: Derp
[7:56:30 PM] Brad says: Let’s rush so we can squeeze one more commercial in.
[7:56:59 PM] Brad says: McConaughey must be pissed he was rushed, you know he had some really inspirational shit to say.
[7:58:54 PM] Brad says: All that’s left is Best Film (Drama), gonna be Boyhood right?
[8:00:05 PM] Laremy says: This is IT.
[8:00:33 PM] Brad says: Meryl Streep will now end this for us all…
[8:01:20 PM] Brad says: And the winner for Best Film (Drama) is Boyhood
[8:01:21 PM] Laremy says: I don’t wanna be your … Bradley … I just wanna be your Brad man .. I just wanna Brad like everyone else.
[8:01:46 PM] Brad says: So there you have it, Picture, Director, Actor, Actress and the Supporting categories are pretty much wrapped up for the Oscars.
[8:03:05 PM] Laremy says: That’s a wrap, Lizards. Brad’s got his top back on, and we’re Audi 5000.
[8:03:25 PM] Laremy says: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[8:03:31 PM] Brad says: Okay all, we’re out… more on tonight’s winners later.
