New Tarzan Poised To Wear Gap Khakis

Entertainment Weekly has the scoop on Stephen Sommers’ proposed new take on the Tarzan tale and it is quite odd to say the least. The details read:

The action-adventure icon will trash his loincloth and throw on a pair of khakis for the next big screen take on Edgar Rice Burroughs’ classic character, who first appeared way back in the Stone Age — er, 1912. Director Stephen Sommers (The Mummy) and screenwriter Stuart Beattie (Australia) are ditching the boy-raised-by-apes origin story for a 1930’s-set romp with a hefty helping of romance: Think Pirates of the Caribbean with buffed-and-tanned actors flying through the jungle and sprinting up trees, parkour-style.

EW is far too kind to the idea saying it seems like a safe bet considering Beattie’s involvement in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, but I find it hard to believe the idea of the Lord of the Apes strolling around the trees in a pair of khakis seems – wrong?

Strangely enough this is the same film Warner Bros. was working with Guillermo del Toro at one time as well as had a draft written by John August (Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory). I can’t imagine either of them imagined Tarzan in this way, but who knows? I just wonder if Sommers has talked to the Gap or Eddie Bauer yet for a bit of cross-promotion marketing. As a matter of fact, this could serve as the first trailer… of course we would need some ridiculous CGI monsters, but this should work for now:

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