Box-Office Oracle: Feb. 16, 2007 – Feb. 18, 2007

#1 movie predicted correctly: One Week in a row
I don’t get to see it until after this is published but I’m not too hopeful. In my world Music and Lyrics would win. I’d also be 6′ 8″ so I could whup B-Luv.
Estimate: $29.6 million
If you haven’t watched this Video

you really owe it to yourself. Then decide if an above average comedy for you.
Estimate: $23.2 million
The early tomato-meter is 88 percent positive. That’s like a B+ depending on where you went to school. Unless you went to school in Detroit, in which case it would be an A++ because you were still alive.
Estimate: $16.0 million
Norbit is like that relative that you want to murder but due to state law can’t. I hate that relative.
Estimate: $15.5 million
The reviews I read said Tyler Perry has risen all the way to the level of mediocre. Ouchie.
Estimate: $9.5 million
This is getting positive reviews but having seen it I’m not sure why. It’s just too non-suspensefull (or boring) for a decent grade. With this subject matter I could have made a masterpiece. I wouldn’t even need Chris Cooper either.
Estimate: $7.4 million
I just started the book, I’m on page 25. But it seems as though the guys to blame for Hannibal Lecter’s psychosis are the Nazis. Man, those guys were behind a whole lot of baddities.
Estimate: $7.2 million
I just want to know how Streep gets Prada and Keaton gets this. I can only assume Keaton really sucks at poker.
Estimate: $5.0 million
When I saw this film 18 years ago I gave it an above average grade. Now I’m getting a little tired of it hanging around.
Estimate: $4.2 million
I’m watching Rachel Ray while I type this. Watching TV while working is reason #42 my job is sweet. Anyway, I sense that she’s really unhappy. I don’t know, it’s something in the eyes, like a vacant longing. But I did just learn how to make kettle corn from her, so I’ve got that going for me (which is nice).
Estimate: $3.3 million
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