Tell them that your stomach hurts but exhibit a desire to persevere:
"I'm fine, I have a test today. I want to do good so that I can go to college and have a fruitful life."
"Jeanie? Is that you? I can't see that far."
Then wink at her.
"It's nice to known I have such loving, caring parents. You're both very special people."
"Incredible. One of the worst performances of may career and they never doubted it for second."
"How could I possible handle school on a day like this?"
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
"I recall, Central Park in fall. How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess. That’s not all."
"It's not that i support fascism or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Not bad, but then again he was the walrus."
Who's actually sick (or just being a hypochondriac).
"Cameron. Babe. What's happening?"
"You're not dying."
"I asked for a car, I got a computer."
"Never had one lesson."
Freshman: How desperate is the situation?
- Did you see Alien? When the creature was in that guy's stomach?
"Take some Pepto Bismol and get over here."
Continue acting sick:
"All of this talking is making me feel light-headed. I think I should lie down."
Using an aged voice, Cameron will claim to be George Peterson calling Glenbrook North High School because Sloane Peterson's grandmother has passed away.
"I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?"
Edward Rooney will panic.
In Cameron's dad's prized 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder.
Bonus: Kiss Sloane dressed as Sloane's dad.
"So that's how it is in their family." - Edward Rooney
"If you had access to a car like this would you?"
"Neither would I."
chicka chicka bow
"What's going to happen to it?"
Tip the attendant a fiver.
And lean against the windows (in a scene that will be recreated for decades).
Ask Sloane if she wants to get married.
Pretend to be the sausage king of Chicago and eat pancreas.
A. You can never go too far.
B. If I'm going to get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.
Discuss Cameron's family with the audience (his parents fight a lot and his dad's a dick) and tip the attendant. Don't notice your dad in the stall.
And then narrowly avoid him the rest of the day.
"Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to."
"We're pinched, for sure."
"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."
“Hey batter batter batter! Swing batter!"
While Cameron becomes unenthusiastic.
"I'd like to dedicate this to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today."
Then proceed to lip-sync Wayne Newton's "Danke Schoen" and The Beatles' Twist and Shout" - VERY IMPORTANT.
A dance mob will ensure.
Tip attendant again.
"Hey, you're a very generous individual."
"This is where Cameron loses it."
"I think he might have blown a micro chip or something."
Also, open up to the audience about losing Cameron and Sloane as you grow up.
"You feeling better Cameron?"
"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
In an effort to run back the mileage so Cameron's dad won't notice.
Thanks to Cameron bottling up rage towards his father, he'll kick the car jack repeatedly. This will end with the Ferrari driving itself out the window. However, Cameron will decide to deal the incident by himself and finally stand up to his father.
Kiss her and realize your parents will be home any minute...Tell Sloane you love her as you run away.
Run into Jeanie and your mom in the street (with only Jeanie noticing you), steal a soda from a man grilling, stop to say hello to the attractive female, and be strategic about the use of your neighbor's trampoline.
After racing home, you run into the pedophile, Mr. Rooney at your back door. Jeanie will save you by insisting that you walked home from the hospital. Finally at peace with your differences, Jeanie will allow you to slide by your parents and get upstairs, beating the buzzer.
After telling you parents you feel 150% better.
"Yup. I said it before and I'll say it again, life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and awhile, you could miss it."
"You're still here? It's over. Go home."