While it was in development, we told you about the genius that was Jersey Shore Shark Attack.
Toay, we have some cast details, artwork (which you see on the left) and a plot synopsis to share.
While we don’t get to see the saps from the real Jersey Shore get feasted upon, expect to see Paul Sorvino, Jack Scalia, Tony Sirico, Melissa Molinaro, Joey Fatone and Vinny Guadagnino to star in this thriller which was directed by John Shepphird and penned by four (!) writers. Four. Chew on that. So, thank Michael Ciminera, Richard Gnolfo, Jeffrey Schenck and Peter Sullivan for this.
Head inside for the plot crunch.
Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But thats just a legend… or is it? Its a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier. When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isnt until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter.
Jersey Shore Shark Attack is in production. Stay tuned for a release date…
