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Your Weekly Guide to New Movies for
June 9, 2006
By Edward Douglas -
Greetings and welcome back to the Weekend
Warrior, your weekly guide to the weekend’s new movies. Tune
in every Tuesday for the latest look at the upcoming weekend,
and then check back on Friday for final projections based on
actual theatre counts.
A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION (Picturehouse) NEW THIS WEEK:
CARS (Disney/Pixar
Animation)
Starring (the voices of) Paul Newman, Owen Wilson, Bonnie Hunt, Larry the Cable
Guy, Cheech Marin, George Carlin, Richard Petty, Michael Keaton, Tony Shalhoub,
John Ratzenberger, Michael Wallis, Paul Dooley, Jenifer Lewis
Directed by John Lasseter (Toy Story, A Bug's Life, Toy Story
2); Written by
Genre: Animated, Comedy, Family
Rated G
Tagline: "Ahhh… it's got that new movie smell."
Story: In a world populated only by cars and trucks, Lightning McQueen (voiced
by Owen Wilson), a hotshot stock car, ends up stuck in a smalltown off Route
66 doing community service during a cross-country journey. There, he learns to
slow down and appreciate life with the help of the town's overly-friendly community
including a dim tow truck named Mater (voice of Larry the Cable Guy) and a former
race car (Paul Newman).
Mini-Review: While I wouldn't be so bold as to proclaim
this as Pixar's first all-out failure, an exciting high-paced set-up
is dragged down by a dull and overly sentimental second act that
makes the movie way too long for its own good. It's a shame because
the set-up, set in the world of NASCAR, allows for some exciting
visuals, and the movie is another amazing technical achievement
from the gorgeous landscapes to the way Pixar animators are able
to instill life and personality into inanimate objects like cars.
There's also a surprising amount of scene-stealing by no less than
Larry the Cable Guy's character Mater, who offers most of the movies
few laughs. That said, the parts that drag…really drag. Fortunately,
things pick up for the big ending, but by then, it already feels
like the movie lost its way and it's hard to forgive it. Rating: 6
out of 10.
A year and a half after their last movie The Incredibles, and a few short
months after being bought by Disney, Pixar Animation Studios is back with their
seventh movie in ten years. It also marks the return to the director's chair
by Pixar founder John Lasseter, making his first movie since 1998's Toy Story
2. After previous Pixar movies which have featured toys, bugs, monsters and
superheroes, making a movie set in a world of Cars seems almost like a
no-brainer, because kids love cars as much as grown men, and the premise of a
world populated by them seems very immediate and accessible. This also allows
a lot of the story to be set in the world of NASCAR, which is a very popular
sport these days, especially in the Red States, making this the first of a series
of racing related movies this summer.
Since the success of the Toy Story movies, which starred Tim Allen and
Tom Hanks, Pixar has not been known for hiring the most expensive box office
draws or voice talent, but it hasn't done anything to hurt them. After all, who
could imagine that their biggest hit would feature the voices of Albert Brooks
and Ellen DeGeneres? For this one, Lightning Speed's voice is provided by Owen
Wilson, who has made a lot of high profile movies in recent years, but whose
Q-rating went through the roof after he starred with Vince Vaughn in last year's
surprise comedy hit Wedding Crashers.
Lightning's older and wiser teacher, Hudson Hornet, is voiced by Paul Newman,
a veteran actor who really hasn't done much in the last few years, but has a
lot of experience on the racing circuit, which makes his casting so perfect.
On the opposite side of the spectrum is Larry the Cable Guy, low brow stand-up
comic and long-time associate of Jeff Foxworthy as part of their "Blue Collar
Comedy" tours. Larry recently appeared in his first feature comedy Larry the
Cable Guy: Health Inspector (is he a cable guy or a health inspector?), which
made $15 million, which only seems like a lot when you realize that the movie
cost only $3 million to make. Larry's character Mater should be a big hit among
the kids, and he could end up being one of the movie's bigger draws due to his
crossover appeal among NASCAR fans.
The rest of the cast includes Bonnie Hunt as Lightning's Porsche love interest,
Michael Keaton returning to the race track after last year's Herbie: Fully
Loaded as the competition, and character actors like Cheech Marin and George
Carlin playing various vehicles. Of course, John Ratzenberger is back. The former "Cheers" star—he
played Cliff Clavin—makes his seventh appearance in a Pixar film, voicing Lightning's
friend, Mack the Truck.
Then again, the faces behind the voices rarely mean anything because as with
most Pixar movies, it's more about the characters. In that regard, Cars shouldn't
have a problem winning over kids, especially young boys, who generally like cars
as much as they like monsters or bugs or toys. Much like The Incredibles,
the movie's audience will probably be weighed more towards guys due to the subject
matter, and one can expect that NASCAR and racing fans might be interested in
the movie due to voice appearances by real-life racecar drivers like Richard
Petty. The audience appeal will also be weighed more towards the South and the
Red States than other recent Pixar movies, and unlike The Incredibles,
the movie has returned to PIxar's normal G-rating, which will give it a better
chance with a lot of audiences both younger and older.
For whatever reason, there has been a bit of negative buzz about the early trailers,
which don't have the comedic "money shot" that have made previous Pixar films
such big hits, and there's a chance that reviews won't be nearly as positive
as Pixar's past movies. There's also the issue of computer animation starting
to get a "been there done that" attitude, something that became more obvious
when all of last year's CG offerings were snubbed in favor of stop-motion and
hand-drawn animation.
Of course, Disney's marketing and promotion are in high gear, so that you can
see Cars everywhere, from TV to the supermarket to McDonald's Happy Meals.
It probably won't matter, since the best selling point for the movie is simply
the Pixar name, which has always been a mark of the highest quality. The real
question is whether Cars will continue a tradition by opening bigger than
the previous Pixar movie, in this case The Incredibles, or whether it
will do as well as Pixar's only other summer release, Finding Nemo. (See
more about the history of Pixar in the special section below.) It's certainly
coming out a good time with so many other summer movies getting lackluster responses,
which should help it do decently. Then again, it will have to contend with next
week's Nacho Libre and Garfield sequel taking away family audiences… or
maybe they'll have to contend with Cars.
Why I Should See It: Pixar has a great track record… (ha
ha, get it?)… with animated movies and this should be another no-brainer.
Why Not: Right, it should be a no-brainer, although some
might find the movie's sugary nostalgia kind of dull and less funny
than previous movies, which means it might not get the rave reviews
of The Incredibles or Finding Nemo. (Oh, who am I kidding?
Critics will give it positive reviews just 'cause it's Pixar.)
Projection: $66 to 69 million opening weekend on its way to $220 million.
THE OMEN (20th Century
Fox)
Starring Julia Stiles, Liev Schreiber, Mia Farrow, David Thewlis, Pete Postlethwaite,
Michael Gambon, Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick
Directed by John Moore (Behind Enemy Lines, Flight of the Phoenix);
Written by David Seltzer (The Omen, The Prophecy, Omen: The
Final Conflict, Dragonfly)
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Rated R
Tagline: "His Day Will Come"
Story: Two young parents (Julia Stiles, Liev Schreiber) must deal with the fact
that their 6-year-old son Damien may be the second coming of the Anti-Christ.
(Which means that if he doesn't get to see Cars this week, they're going
to be really, really sorry!)
REVIEW
These days, horror remakes are divided into two categories: Asian/foreign and
classic horror remakes. In the latter category, popular '70s movies like The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of the Dead and The Amityville Horror have
been reinvented to find success among new and younger audiences. The latest hoping
to join these is a remake of Richard Donner's 1976 supernatural thriller The
Omen, spearheaded by Irish director John Moore, who had a 2001 hit with Behind
Enemy Lines before moving onto a remake of The Flight of the Phoenix,
which bombed in the winter of '04.
For his second attempt at a remake, Moore assembled an amazing cast, at least
by horror remake standards, beginning with Julia Stiles and Liev Schreiber, two
actors better known for their acting skills than for their ability to bring people
into movie theatres. You can read more about Stiles in this week's Star Spotlight,
but Schreiber was last seen in Jonathan Demme's remake of The Manchurian Candidate with
Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep, but has mainly been doing theatre and directing
his own movie, an adaptation of Everything is Illuminated, starring Elijah
Wood.
Even more impressive is Moore's ability to get Rosemary's Baby star Mia
Farrow back into movies playing the role of Nurse Baylock, Damien's deadly nanny.
This is her first major movie role since Norman René's Reckless over ten
years ago, and for many older moviegoers, it will be a welcome return. The rest
of the cast is equally skilled, including two Harry Potter veterans, David
Thewlis (Prof. Lupin from Prisoner of Azkaban) as Jennings and Michael
Gambon (Prof. Dumbeldore) as Bugenhagen. Also, actor Pete Postlethwaite, seen
last year in Dark Water and The Constant Gardener, plays a rather
unlucky priest.
The problem is that movie audiences are really getting sick of remakes, something
made abundantly clear by how badly Wolfgang Peterson's big budget Poseidon bombed
last month. Older moviegoers who have seen and love the original are going to
be skeptical and wary, and the cast won't be much of a draw for younger audiences.
Then again, the popularity of horror among moviegoers from 18 to 25 is certainly
strong, and this could end up being a good alternative to the kid's stuff of Cars. Other
adults may be interested in the religious connotations of the movie, but that's
certainly been played down to avoid any of the controversy that ultimately helped The
Da Vinci Code open so well.
Of course, the oddest thing about the movie is that it's opening Tuesday… hey,
that's today!!!... to coincide with 6/6/06, the date which the "Beast" is supposed
to return to power, destroying the world in the process. The synchronicitous
date should help it bring in a bit of business today, much like Halloween usually
helps horror movies, but it's going to rely on solid reviews and strong word-of-mouth
if it wants to carry that business over to the weekend, that is… if there even
IS a weekend after the world is destroyed. In general, horror movies tend to
be frontloaded, and with many schools already out for summer break, it could
end up doing most of its business before Friday, though a lot of people will
wait until the weekend to see it anyway. Either way, don't expect it to set enough
records to see a remake of The Omen II.
Why I Should See It: The original is a classic and John
Moore has assembled an amazing cast for remakes.
Why Not: Remakes...HUH… what are they good for? Absolutely
nothing. Say it again!
Projection: $8 to 10 million* between Tuesday and Thursday and another $16
to 18 million over the weekend on its way to a total of $55 or 60 million.
*Update: Well, when I'm wrong, I'm REALLY wrong. The Omen made
$12.6 million its opening day, the highest gross for a movie on a Tuesday ever,
and that includes huge blockbusters like The Lord of the Rings and Meet
the Fockers, which means it's likely to end up with closer to $20 to
21 million by the weekend. Still, it seems like this almost guarantees frontloading,
so it's probably only going to make a little more over the weekend than originally
projected.
A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION (Picturehouse)
See The Chosen One above for the detailed information.
REVIEW
Back in 1969, Garrison Keillor first appeared on Minnesota Public Radio with
his show "A Prairie Home Companion," and five years later, it was reenvisioned
as a live variety show with a full band, guest singers, and skits involving recurring
characters, all done live in front of an audience, mostly
in St. Paul, Minnesota. Except for a brief stint in New York in the late '80s/early
'90s, the show has been on air for over thirty years, garnering an impressive
fanbase, which prompted Robert Altman to approach Keillor about capturing his
show on film, incorporating all of the things that fans love from his trademark
humor to the jingles for fake products and made-up characters.
How could Keillor say no to this proposition? After all, the veteran filmmaker
has made some true film classics in his fifty-plus year career, having been nominated
five times for an Academy Award before being presented with a lifetime achievement
awards earlier this year. Unfortunately, the 81-year-old master isn't getting
any younger, and this could very well be one of the last films of his career.
With that in mind, the combined reputations of Keillor and Altman were pivotal
in assembling the film's impressive ensemble cast, which reads like a who's who
of Hollywood, including Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones, Kevin Kline, Virginia
Madsen, Woody Harrelson, John C. Reilly and even Lindsay Lohan! Most of them
have been fairly active in the last few years with Streep being particularly
busy this summer, as she follows this with The Devil Wears Prada on June
30 and her voice will be heard in The Ant Bully the following month. Streep
plays one half of a sister singing act with Lilly Tomlin, who was last seen in
David O. Russell's I Heart Huckabees, and yes, they both sing. This is
a very different type of movie for Lindsay Lohan, who makes a break away from
her teen-driven Disney fare with a movie that might not exactly appeal to her
core teen girl demographic, but might finally give her some more credibility
among adults.
On the other hand, actress Virginia Madsen, who received an Oscar nod for Alexander
Payne's Sideways, will probably be appreciated in this more than in her
last movie, the Harrison Ford thriller Firewall. Kevin Kline continues
the slapstick of The Pink Panther by taking on the role of popular PHC
regular, detective Guy Noir, and Tommy Lee Jones follows his directorial debut, The
Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, with a small part. Woody Harrelson and
John C. Reilly, who haven't had very much luck with their last few movies, team
up as a pair of raunchy cowboy troubadours.
The movie, like the radio show, will probably veer more towards an older demographic,
which is fine, since there are so few movies geared towards them this week. Since
the show has over 4 million listeners who tune in every Saturday night to any
of the 580 stations that broadcast it, including Sirius satellite radio, one
has to presume that a lot of these life-long fans will eventually want to see
the movie, but you have to wonder how many of them actually go to movie theatres
regularly, and whether they'd bother to pay to see something in theatres that
they can get for free on the radio.
The show must have a fairly diehard fanbase to be able to survive on the world
of radio for over thirty years, but you have to wonder whether Keillor's distinctive
brand of humor, which is definitely an acquired taste, has the potential to reach
and appeal to an audience unfamiliar with the show's history. Apparently, Altman
and distributor Picturehouse are banking on the name stars helping to bring people
in, because they decided to release the movie into over 700 theatres nationwide,
which seems rather insane even with such a reputable cast.
While there may be buzz among Keillor's regular listeners or fans, there doesn't
seem to be much buzz beyond that even with the movie's regular film festival
appearances. Anyone who watched this year's Oscar broadcast a few months back
must have been a bit confused when Streep and Tomlyn did a bit of schtick from
the movie to present Altman with his lifetime Oscar, but it might not have been
the best way to give people a taste of the movie's music and comedy.(Then again,
the soundtrack could find an audience much like that of the Coen Brothers' O,
Brother! Where Art Thou?)
Why I Should See It: If you're a fan of Garison Keillor's
seminal radio show or want to see the likes of Meryl Streep and
Lilly Tomlin singing, then you should enjoy this.
Why Not: You would no longer be able to say you've never
seen a Lindsay Lohan movie without lying.
Projection: $2 to 3 million opening weekend on its way to around $10 million
total.
THE HEART OF THE GAME (Miramax
Films)
Starring Ludacris (narrator), Bill Ressler, Darnellia Russell, Devon Crosby Helms
Written and directed by Ward Serrill (debut)
Genre: Documentary, Sports
Rated PG-13 (for brief strong language)
Tagline: "It's your life. Make every shot count."
Story: Coach Bill Ressler is a tax professor who coaches Seattle's Roosevelt
High School Roughriders girls' basketball team to the State champions. This documentary
chronicles the team's journey of ups and downs over the course of a seven-year
period, when the team is joined by young superstar Darnellia Russell.
Mini-Review: There's a lot of good things that make this an entertaining
doc, whether it be Darnellia Russell's inspirational story to the amusing
coaching tactics by Bill Ressler and the excitement of watching the Roughriders
in action. That said, the movie is all over the place and not very focused
on what it's trying to be about. In the end, it does deliver a solid
message about not giving up and fighting for what you think is right,
and there's certainly nothing wrong with that. Rated: 7.5/10
It seems like there's been a lot of sports documentaries this year, including
quite a few about basketball, but Ward Serrill's The Heart of the Game takes
a different approach, since it's not about any one particular player, as much
as being about a girls' high school team in Seattle and what they go through
on the way to the State champions. Sure, it spends a lot of time on Darnellia
Russell, a black girl from a poor family who comes to Roosevelt and becomes the
team's best player, only to be sidelined when she becomes pregnant and drops
out of school, but it's just about Coach Bill Ressler, who finds new ways to
motivate these young athletes. Watching Russell come back from almost certain
defeat makes this a truly inspirational film, although those who aren't into
basketball might not be very interested in her story. Either way, it opens in
New York and Los Angeles this week with a wider release next week and another
expansion planned for July 7.
Why I Should See It: It's a great inspirational story,
as well as a decent sports doc.
Why Not: Does anyone care aout Seattle high school
basketball except for those who actually live in Seattle?
At
25, actress Julia Stiles has quite an impressive resume having worked
with many great actors and directors over her thirteen-year career, which
began with theatre work before she turned 13. After having a few small
parts in various movies, Stiles landed her first big role in the 1999
dark comedy 10 Things I Hate About You opposite Heath Ledger.
She followed that in 2000 with the romantic comedy Down to You opposite
Freddie Prinze, Jr, which was critically slammed but helped build her
fanbase among teen girls. | Title |
Release Date |
Theater Count |
Previous Box Office (in millions) |
Weekend Box Office (in millions) |
Average |
Total Box Office |
| The Bourne Supremacy |
7/23/04 |
3,165 |
$52.52 |
$16,595 |
$170.45 |
|
| The Prince and Me |
4/2/04 |
2,682 |
$9.41 |
$3,507 |
$28.17 |
|
| Mona Lisa Smile |
12/19/03 |
2,677 |
$11.53 |
$4,306 |
$62.96 |
|
| A Guy Thing |
1/17/03 |
2,515 |
$8.01 |
$3,183 |
$15.54 |
|
| The Bourne Identity |
6/14/02 |
2,638 |
$27.12 |
$10,281 |
$121.38 |
|
| O (Othello) |
8/31/01 |
1,434 |
$6.90 |
$4,812 |
$16.02 |
|
| State and Main |
1/12/01 |
459 |
$2.37 |
$1.74 |
$3,802 |
$6.92 |
| Save the Last Dance |
1/12/01 |
2,230 |
$23.44 |
$10,511 |
$90.17 |
|
| Down to You |
1/21/00 |
1,970 |
$7.60 |
$3,858 |
$20.04 |
|
| 10 Things I Hate About You |
4/2/99 |
2,271 |
$3.19 |
$8.33 |
$3,668 |
$38.18 |
| Title |
Release Date |
Theater Count |
Previous Box Office (in millions) |
Weekend Box Office (in millions) |
Average |
Total Box Office |
| The Incredibles |
11/5/04 |
3,933 |
$70.47 |
$17,917 |
$261.44 |
|
| Finding Nemo |
5/30/03 |
3,374 |
$70.25 |
$20,821 |
$339.71 |
|
| Monsters, Inc. |
11/2/01 |
3,237 |
$63.48 |
$19,611 |
$252.89 |
|
| Toy Story 2 |
11/24/99 |
3,236 |
$0.38 |
$57.39 |
$17,735 |
$245.82 |
| A Bug's Life |
11/25/98 |
2,686 |
$0.51 |
$32.83 |
$12,223 |
$162.79 |
| Toy Story |
11/24/95 |
2,457 |
$29.14 |
$11,860 |
$191.78 |
| TW |
LW |
Title |
Weekend (in millions) |
Change |
# Of Theaters |
Average |
Week |
| 1 |
New |
Cars |
$68.8 |
N/A |
3,985 |
$17,265 |
1 |
| 2 |
1 |
The Break-Up |
$21.0 |
-46% |
3,073 |
$6,834 |
2 |
| 3 |
New |
The Omen |
$17.4 |
N/A |
2,723 |
$6,390 |
1 |
| 4 |
2 |
X-Men: The Last Stand |
$17.2 |
-49% |
3,680 |
$4,674 |
3 |
| 5 |
3 |
Over the Hedge |
$10.3 |
-50% |
3,527 |
$2,920 |
4 |
| 6 |
4 |
The Da Vinci Code |
$10.0 |
-46% |
3,319 |
$3,013 |
4 |
| 7 |
New |
A Prairie Home Companion |
$2.8 |
N/A |
760 |
$3,684 |
1 |
| 8 |
5 |
Mission Impossible III |
$2.4 |
-48% |
1,908 |
$1,258 |
6 |
| 9 |
6 |
Poseidon |
$1.8 |
-52% |
1,724 |
$957 |
5 |
| 10 |
7 |
RV |
$1.6 |
-48% |
1,622 |
$986 |
7 |
| 11 |
9 |
An Inconvenient Truth |
$1.5 |
0% |
122 |
$11,475 |
3 |
| Est. Weekend Total |
Est. Avg. Drop-Off |
Est. Average PTA |

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