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Your Weekly Guide to New Movies for
February 10, 2006
By Edward Douglas -
Greetings and welcome back to the NEW Weekend
Warrior, your weekly guide to the weekend’s new movies. Tune in every
Tuesday for the latest look at the upcoming weekend, and then check
back on Friday for final projections based on actual theatre counts.
THE BATTLE CRY!
I was going to talk about movie
cliches this week, in honor of the movies chock full of them like Firewall,
Annapolis and When a Stranger Calls, but there's a more
interesting topics on our plate, that being the recent decision by various
independent distributors to release movies day-and-date on cable and
in theatres. The first thing we heard about this idea was the plan by
Mark Cuban and Todd Wagner's Magnolia Pictures/HDNet Films to release
six high definition independent dramas by Oscar winning director Steven
Soderbergh, using non-actors, in select theatres, on cable and a few
days later on DVD. A few weeks back, independent film distributor IFC,
who also has a long-running cable station, announced that they would
launch a new program called IFC First Take, which would premiere new
independent films on pay-per-view the same time they open in select
theatres like their own IFC Center in New York. It's an interesting
plan, because there are certainly a lot of worthwhile independent films
that people in smaller cities or rural areas never get a chance to see,
at least not until they show up on DVD.
Most of us have gotten used to seeing movies we really want to see in theatres
rather than waiting anywhere between three months and a year to see it at home.
The gap between theatrical and DVD releases has narrowed in recent years, but
there are still a number of movies that don't do very well in theatres because
people know they can wait just a few months and see them then.
The question is whether the more alternative and independent fare being
offered by these two companies is anything that will appeal to those
outside of the major cities where they might normally play. Personally,
I wasn't too crazy about Steven Soderbergh's Bubble, and I can't
imagine why anyone would be interested in his artsy indie experiment
except maybe for those in major cities. Apparently, it has already made
$5 million in DVD presales alone, so it's considered a fiscal success,
regardless of how poorly it did in theatres. (It's good to note that
Cuban/Wagner are the owners of the Landmark Theatre chain, so they end
up eating the loss when the movie plays in their theatres.)
As far as the IFC selections, I saw Caveh Sahedi's I Am A Sex Addict at
last year's Tribeca Film Festival, and it was a rather amusing autobiographical
tale with lots of sex and nudity. I've also seen Jeff Stanzler's Sorry,
Haters, a psychological thriller starring Robin Wright Penn as a woman
who gets into a confrontation with a Muslim cab driver. Both are fairly left
of the mainstream, as I assume is the Spike Lee produced CSA: Confederate
States of America, and it's doubtful that any of these would do very well
in theatrical release when people are given the opportunity to watch them at
home. If nothing else, IFC and Magnolia are just reducing the amount of time
until they get to make the serious money, which would be in DVD sales and rentals.
I guess the only real test for this experiment will be when a major studio
decides to try this with a major film, and really, they don't have a lot
to lose by doing it either. The only ones who may get hurt by a movie like
this are the already hurting theatre chains who suddenly will have to make
it more worthwhile for people to leave their homes to go see movies in
theatres. Either way, these new ideas should make 2006 an interesting year,
especially if this experiment proves successful.
Next week, I might try to get into this whole movie cliché issue, unless
I get sidetracked again.
NEW THIS WEEK:
CURIOUS GEORGE (Universal
Pictures)
Starring the voices of Will Ferrell, Drew Barrymore, David Cross, Eugene Levy,
Joan Plowright, Dick Van Dyke
Directed by Matthew O'Callaghan (The Itsy Bitsy Spider); Written by
Ken Kaufman (Space Cowboys, The Missing), Dan Gerson (Chicken
Little), and many more
Genre: Animated, Comedy, Family
Rated G
Tagline: "Show Me the Monkey!"
Story: Curious George, the mischievous monkey from the series of popular children's
books, hits the big screen with a new comic adventure for kids of all ages.
In 1941, the husband and wife team of H.A. and Margaret Rey introduced the
world to the trouble-making monkey known as Curious George, who would become
hugely popular among parents and kids for his antic-filled adventures, and
in 1998, the character was successfully revived by publisher Houghton-Mifflin
for another generation. Now, Ron Howard and Brian Grazer's Imagine Entertainment
are using the character as their stepping stone into the field of animation,
bringing on an impressive voice cast with Will Ferrell voicing George's owner
The Man in the Yellow Hat, and other popular actors including Drew Barrymore,
Eugene Levy and David Cross voicing other roles. Plenty of animated films have
been sold base on their star voice power, such as Disney's The Jungle Book
2 or The Rugrats Go Wild!, and usually it's done in hopes of getting
the interest of the parents who might consider seeing the movie for the stars.
At least, Curious George's G-rating will mean that parents can bring
their younger kids, although that doesn't necessarily mean they will. Unfortunately,
two-dimensional animation seems to mostly be a dead art, except maybe in Japan,
and it doesn't even seem like a character who has been popular for over sixty
years will be enough to get modern American kids interested in watching this
type of animated film or to convince parents to bring their younger kids to
theatres rather than plopping them down in front of a video. Unfortunately,
the only model for Curious George are other recent February released
animated movies like Pooh's Heffalump Adventure or The Jungle Book
2, and it's doubtful that Curious George will do that much better
without a four-day holiday weekend, especially with the PG Pink Panther opening
this week. Expect it to do better next weekend.
Why I Should See It: Because Curious George is one of the most lovable
children's characters maybe of all time.
Why Not: Maybe you'd prefer to have the memory of the character
cherished in your mind without it being besmirched by the presence of
Will Ferrell.
Projection: $6 to 8 million opening weekend and less than $20 million total.
FINAL DESTINATION
3 (New Line)
Starring Ryan Merriman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kris Lemche, Alex Johnson
Directed by James Wong (Final Destination, The One); Written by Glen
Morgan and James Wong (Final Destination, The One, Willard)
Genre: Horror, Thriller
Rated R
Tagline: "This Ride Will Be the Death of You"
Story: Death is still looking for victims, and this time, he's back
to high school students, as Wendy Christensen (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)
foresees her own death and those of her classmates in a freak roller
coaster accident when Wendy and six others are able to get away before
it happens. But Death is still going to get his, and Wendy and her classmate
Kevin (Ryan Merriman) must race against time to save those who got off
the rollercoaster, before they die by other means. REVIEW
In March 2000, teen horror movies were all the rage thanks to movies
like The Blair Witch Project and the finale to Wes Craven's Scream
trilogy, which had a huge opening weekend a month earlier. Final
Destination's premise of a group of teens being stalked by death
didn't seem particularly appealing, and its $10 million opening wasn't
that great, but over the next few weeks, word started getting around
about the interesting idea, and ultimately, it would end up making
$50
million in theatres and over $50 million in video rentals. Three
years later, New Line released a sequel with almost none of the original
cast—of
course, they were mostly dead!—and with a new director, David Ellis,
and that made $16 million its opening weekend, narrowly defeated
for
the top spot that weekend by the Colin Farrell thriller The Recruit.
Because it didn't make $50 million in theatres, it would have seemed
like the franchise was seeing diminishing returns, but it did decent
business on DVD and found more fans on cable. Since then, horror has
become quite lucrative, so the threequel is likely to find even more
horror and gore fans that might see it in theatres than existed three
years ago. Like the previous sequel, it's not about starpower or getting
some hot young actors or actresses to fight death, although both of
the two stars, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Ryan Merriman, have experience
in the horror franchise genre, having both appeared in The Ring Two
last year. What's most interesting about this threequel is that
it features the return of writer/director James Wong, and his writing
partner Glenn Morgan, who went from being staff writers on "The X-Files"
and "Millenium" to being big-time Hollywood genre players with their
work on the first Final Destination. Since that movie, they made
the sci-fi film The One with Jet Li, and the unsuccessful remake
of Willard, starring Crispin Glover. While the R-rating might
often be thought of something that might keep it from doing the type
of opening weekend as last week's When a Stranger Calls, the
rating may be considered a badge of honor among true horror fans, who'll
want to see this in theatres to enjoy it with other people.
Why I Should See It: The premise still works and the kills are
as creative as ever.
Why Not: But do people really want to see the exact same premise
for a third time?
Projection: $20 to 22 million opening weekend on its way to $50
million total.
FIREWALL (Warner
Bros.)
Starring Harrison Ford, Paul Bettany, Virginia Madsen, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Robert
Patrick, Robert Forster, Alan
Directed by Richard Loncraine (Wimbledon); Written by Joe Forte
Genre: Action, Thriller
Rated PG-13 for some intense sequences of violence
Tagline: "Everything He Loves is About to be Used Against Him" (Not the whip!!!!)
Story: Jack Stansfield (Harrison Ford), a family man who runs the computer
security at a major multinational bank, finds himself having to hack his own
system to help a high-tech bank robber (Paul Bettany) who has kidnapped Jack's
family.
Mini-Review: Apparently, Harrison Ford has completely lost his
knack for finding decent projects, because this bland cliche-ridden action
thriller
is a
waste of his talents, as it is that of Virgina Madsen, Paul Bettany,
and Robert Forster. The only real tension in
the movie
comes from composer Alexander Desplat's cookiecutter score, and things
just gets more ludicrous as it goes along--when Bettany terrorizes
Ford's character by giving his son cookies, you quickly realize that
there's nowhere to go but down. Too bad the person who wrote
this technology-based thriller didn't
bother
to maintain any sort of realism, because he lost his audience even before
Ford pulls his laptop out in the middle
of a heavy
rain
to
use the
built-in
GPS to track his dog. This is
an
embarassment for all involved.Rating: 3/10
After more than two-and-half-years, Harrison Ford returns with
a high concept high-tech thriller that puts him in an environment
that his longtime fans
should appreciate. While Ford has been keeping a fairly low profile,
this may be his last movie before returning to the Indiana
Jones franchise after
over 25 years, and he certainly has plenty of older fans who would
like to see him return to his former glory. Set in the world
of internet banking,
this thriller looks like a cross between Mel Gibson's Ransom,
Bruce Willis' Hostage and the 2001 action-thriller Swordfish,
pitting Ford against British actor Paul Bettany, best remembered as
Russell Crowe's "best
friend" in Ron Howard's Oscar winning biodrama A Beautiful Mind.
They have a pretty amazing supporting cast including Virginia Madsen,
coming off her critically acclaimed role in Sideways, Robert
Patrick, Robert Forster, and Mary Lynn Rajskub, a long-time character
actress
who has been
getting new fans from her role on "24." The problem is that Ford's
generally older fans might not be interested in this type of action-thriller,
and
younger audiences won't necessarily be interested in a movie starring
Ford, so the benefits of its PG-13 rating are probably moot. While
this may be
the first choice of older males, they're also the audience more likely
to wait and watch this on DVD or try to catch one of the other films
in theatres or even watch the Olympics.
Why I Should See It: Harrison Ford returning to the type of
action-thriller which he has done so well.
Why Not: It looks like so many other movies that have been
done way too many times before
Projection: $11 to 13 million on its way to $30 to $35 million.
THE PINK PANTHER (Sony/MGM
Studios)
Starring Steve Martin, Kevin Kline, Beyoncé Knowles, Jean Reno, Emily Mortimer,
Kristin Chenoweth, Henry Czerny
Directed by Shawn Levy (Cheaper by the Dozen, Big Fat Liar;
Written by Len Blum (Meatballs, Stripes, Private Parts),
Steve Martin
Genre: Comedy, Remake
Rated PG for occasional crude and suggestive humor and language
Tagline: "Get a clue!" (Truer words have never been spoken.)
Story: The famous Pink Panther diamond has been stolen once again, this
time from the ring of a murdered world-famous soccer coach. Once again
called upon
to crack the case, inspector Jacques Clouseau (Steve Martin) must try to
retrieve the diamond, although his bumbling incompetence might make it
a bit harder.
Mini-Review: Trying to compare Steve Martin to Peter Sellers
would reach a level of folly only matched by Clouseau's own silliness.
This is an entirely different beast, and you
have to give Martin credit for successfully returning to the type of
comedy he did so well in movies like "The Jerk." Although
most of the humor is pretty obvious and stupid, and the French
accents are inane, some of the gags are so outlandish, that you can't
help but laugh. Rating: 5.5/10
When people hear the words "Pink Panther", they might not immediately
associate it with the feline cartoon character created by Friz Freleng
in 1963 as
the introduction for the series of detective comedies, but instead,
they may associate it with the star of said films, the late great Peter
Sellers,
who turned the bumbling French detective Inspector Clouseau into the
most beloved character of his career. Directed by long-time Sellers
collaborator Blake Edwards, 1963's The Pink Panther was followed
by four more films in the next 15 years before Peter Sellers' death,
when they
somehow
managed to put together a sixth Pink Panther film, Trail of the Pink
Panther, using old clips. A concurrent film made without Sellers
bombed in 1983, and then ten years later, Blake Edwards returned to
the franchise,
trying to kick off a new series with Italian actor/director Roberto
Benigni playing the Son of the Pink Panther, but that film did
even worse than Benigni's version of Pinocchio.
Bearing that in mind, it would seem like a big mistake to try to
revive the character again, but this time MGM had a ringer in comic
actor Steve Martin,
who loved the original movies and thought he could finally do Sellers justice
by playing the character. At the time, Martin was coming off two back-to-back
2003 hits with Bringing Down the House and the holiday hit remake
of Cheaper
by the Dozen, and Martin reunited with the latter movie's director
Shawn Levy, to take on the Pink Panther franchise. They were able to put
together
an impressive cast that included Kevin Kline, a popular actor in his own
right, French actor Jean Reno as the new Cato, and chart topping R ‘n' B singer Beyonce
Knowles, while showcasing the screen debut of Kristin Chenoweth, best known
for Broadway's hit musical "Wicked."
The Pink Panther (remake) is a leftover from MGM Studios, brought
over to Sony when they bought MGM last year, but they quickly bumped
the movie from its potentially lucrative summer release to mid-February,
which
usually doesn't bode well. Although the movie looks stupid as hell,
it seems to offer the same dumb physical comedy that has helped recent
movies
like Big Momma's House 2 and last year's The Pacifier find
a vast mainstream audience, and the character was popular long before
Austin Powers was a twinkle in Mike Myer's eye, so the movie might
get a lot of
business based on the name alone. The fact that it's getting the typical
oversaturation of theatres means that it won't be hard to find for
those looking, and the PG rating makes it something that parents can
go see with
their kids.
Why I Should See It: Maybe Steve Martin will bring something
new to the relaunch of the Pink Panther series to not make it so
bad.
Why Not: Because the thought of a Pink Panther movie
without Peter Sellers is horrifying to think of...especially since
they've already
tried it twice before.
Projection: $16 to 18 million on its way to $40 to 45 million
LONDON (Destination/Samuel
Goldwyn)
Starring Chris Evans, Jessica Biel, Jason Statham, Isla Fisher, Joy
Bryant, Kelli Garner, Dane Cook
Written and Directed by Hunter Richards
Genre: Drama
Rated R for strong sexual content, pervasive language and drug use,
and some violence
Story: A guy (Chris Evans) crashes the going away party for his ex-girlfriend
London (Jessica Biel) hoping for one last chat before she leaves town,
but he ends up getting locked up in a bathroom with a crazy Englishman
(Jason Statham).
REVIEW (Coming Soon!)
Hunter Richard's debut features a number of upcoming actors showing
acting chops they've rarely had a chance to flex in their more mainstream
films from
Chris Evans, the hot guy from movies like Cellular and Fantastic
Four, who takes on a more haggard appearance as he pines for his ex-girlfriend,
played by Jessica Biel (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Blade: Trinity),
and gets into verbal fisticuffs with the mad Bateman, played by Jason Statham
(The Transporter). This alternative talking heads drama also has
prominent appearances by Isla Fisher from Wedding Crashers and Kelli
Garner from The
Aviator, and though there isn't much of a story, you do get to see
a lot of younger actors branching out a bit from the roles we're used to
seeing them
in.
Why I Should See It: A lot of hot actors doing things they're
not known for doing, mostly involving sex and drugs
Why Not: Might not be enough of a story and too all-over-the-place
for most of their fans
While
the thought of writing a career retrospective of an actor who has been
making movies for over thirty years is enough to give anyone hives,
Harrison Ford is one of those actors who has had some serous career
highs, up until recently, where it seems like his career has been leveling
off a bit. Since this weekend's Firewall is his first movie in
over two years, it seemed appropriate to try to look over where things
went right… and where things seem to be going wrong. |
Title |
Release Date |
Theater Count |
Previous Box Office (in millions) |
Weekend Box Office (in millions) |
Average |
Total Box Office |
|
Hollywood Homicide |
6/13/03 |
2,840 |
$11.11 |
$3,914 |
$30.21 |
|
|
K-19: The Widowmaker |
7/19/02 |
2,828 |
$12.78 |
$4,518 |
$35.17 |
|
|
What Lies Beneath |
7/21/00 |
2,813 |
$29.70 |
$10,558 |
$155.37 |
|
|
Random Hearts |
10/8/99 |
2,697 |
$13.01 |
$4,824 |
$31.05 |
|
|
Six Days, Seven Nights |
6/12/98 |
2,550 |
$16.49 |
$6,467 |
$74.31 |
|
|
Air Force One |
7/25/97 |
2,919 |
$37.13 |
$12,720 |
$172.65 |
|
|
The Devil's Own |
3/28/97 |
2,504 |
$3.79 |
$14.27 |
$5,699 |
$42.89 |
|
Clear and Present Danger |
8/5/94 |
2,378 |
$20.35 |
$12,115 |
$122.01 |
|
|
The Fugitive |
8/6/93 |
2,340 |
$23.76 |
$10,154 |
$183.88 |
|
Title |
Release Date |
Theater Count |
Weekend Box Office (in millions) |
Average |
Total Box Office |
|
Hannibal |
2/9/01 |
3,230 |
$58.00 |
$17,958 |
$164.97 |
|
Hitch |
2/11/05 |
3,575 |
$43.14 |
$12,068 |
$177.58 |
|
The Beach |
2/11/00 |
2,546 |
$15.28 |
$6,002 |
$39.78 |
|
Collateral Damage |
2/8/02 |
2,824 |
$15.06 |
$5,332 |
$40.05 |
|
Snow Day |
2/11/00 |
2,664 |
$14.33 |
$5,379 |
$60.01 |
|
Big Fat Liar |
2/8/02 |
2,531 |
$11.55 |
$4,565 |
$47.81 |
|
The Tigger Movie |
2/11/00 |
2,723 |
$9.43 |
$3,463 |
$45.54 |
|
Rollerball |
2/8/02 |
2,762 |
$9.01 |
$3,263 |
$18.99 |
|
Saving Silverman |
2/9/01 |
2,467 |
$7.41 |
$3,004 |
$19.35 |
|
Pooh's Heffalump Movie |
2/11/05 |
2,529 |
$5.81 |
$2,296 |
$18.08 |
|
TW |
LW |
Title |
Weekend (in millions) |
Change |
# Of Theaters |
Average |
Week |
|
1 |
New |
Final Destination 3 |
$21.6 |
N/A |
2,880 |
$7,500 |
1 |
|
2 |
New |
The Pink Panther |
$17.8 |
N/A |
3,477 |
$5,119 |
1 |
|
3 |
New |
Firewall |
$12.2 |
N/A |
2,840 |
$4,296 |
1 |
|
4 |
1 |
When a Stranger Calls |
$9.4 |
-57% |
3,004 |
$3,129 |
2 |
|
5 |
New |
Curious George |
$8.5 |
N/A |
2,565 |
$3,314 |
1 |
|
6 |
2 |
Big Momma's House 2 |
$7.5 |
-45% |
2,733 |
$2,744 |
3 |
|
7 |
3 |
Nanny McPhee |
$6.1 |
-38% |
2,148 |
$2,840 |
3 |
|
8 |
4 |
Brokeback Mountain |
$5.0 |
-17% |
1,963 |
$2,496 |
10 |
|
9 |
7 |
Something New |
$3.2 |
-35% |
1,265 |
$2,530 |
2 |
|
10 |
5 |
Hoodwinked |
$3.1 |
-42% |
2,083 |
$1,488 |
5 |
|
11 |
6 |
Underworld: Evolution |
$2.4 |
-55% |
1,835 |
$1,308 |
4 |
| Est. Weekend Total |
Est. Avg. Drop-Off |
Est. Average PTA |
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