Charlie Sheen Fired From Two and a Half Men

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Warner Bros. TV just released the following statement saying that Charlie Sheen has been fired from the CBS comedy “Two and a Half Men”:

“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately.”

This follows numerous interviews the last two weeks in which Sheen went after the show’s creator Chuck Lorre. A week-and-a-half ago, CBS and Warner Bros. TV released the following statement:

“Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

Since then, the interviews have continued and Sheen has started his own Twitter account and his own online show, “Sheen’s Corner.”

Charlie Sheen reacted to the news with the following statement sent to TMZ:

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc**k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

The site has also posted Warner Bros. TV’s full dismissal letter to Sheen here.