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Update: Jessica Alba Machete Poster!

Source:ComingSoon.net
November 4, 2009


ComingSoon.net spotted a new poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete today at the American Film Market (AFM) featuring Jessica Alba as Sartana!

"Machete" is based on the "fake" trailer in Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

UPDATE: POSTER REMOVED BY REQUEST OF PRODUCTION COMPANY

COMMENTS (58)

Posted by:
MmmMMMM
November 4, 2009
God damn this movie is gonna rock!
Posted by:
biesldj
November 4, 2009
i prefer the grindhouse trailer already
Posted by:
Super_fly
November 4, 2009
you had me at Seagal and DeNiro but then lost me at Lohan
Posted by:
Shenk
November 4, 2009
biesldj....thats the story in the trailer, you dumbass.

I'm for it!
Posted by:
Iam_hollywood
November 4, 2009
SO SICKK!!!!
Posted by:
G
November 4, 2009
LAME.

Up for machete but it's not a great poster here. She just looks normal in this. Show me Machete looking bad ass instead.
Posted by:
Martin
November 4, 2009
what's the point of these character posing posters. Standing there in jeans and a white vest holding a gun - what does that tell me about the plot? Just show the main poster already
Posted by:
Fresh
November 4, 2009
Nothing special.
Posted by:
trippin
November 4, 2009
i hear ya on that one superfly...still lookin forward to it tho
Posted by:
skibeast15
November 4, 2009
hell yes!!!!

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