ill be watching those ads!

1.Incoherent plot? scenes in the movie lead nowhere or had no real purpose, comedy filler, waste time, no story logic. The movie's script made it hard to suspend belief and enjoy the movie. B movie but with a bigger budget...

2.Laughably bad dialogue? "My bad" Shia "NoNoNoNoNo" Whats up lil B ****es" Touch my bush I'll kick your @$$!'' Happy Time" ect. ect. VOMIT

3. The army can kill the Decepticons? Why even have the autobots.

4.Transformers look like metal scraps glued together.

5.Dramatic scenes that fly straight out of left field? ("I'm so glad I got in the car with you.") B movie

6.Formerly respectable star sinks to a new low? John Turturro Jon Voight,Golden Shower Bumblebee pees now and farts? comedy gold....

7.Incredible overacting that is obviously encouraged by the director? B movie

8.Bumblebee who cannot speak for no apparent reason? Damaged in battle ....please WHY? Makes no sense other than that is what the director or script calls for in the movie. (no story logic.^)
Wouldn't need to waste so much time If BumbleBee could repair himself. Like Barricade repaired himself after the first fight and tell Shia that he needs the glasses!

9.Rampant racial stereotyping?" Hey Mammy "
"Speak English dude "

10.Characters with a lot of face time who end up playing no important role in the "story?"
Hackers and soldiers.

11.The action in some shots is hopelessly muddled? Shaky Cam, close ups, and quick cut editing.

12. Jazz's hilarious death scene is matched only by his hilarious eulogy? B movie

13. Transformers had little scene time due to over elaborated designs which made them too expensive? Prime shows up 70 mins into the movie.

14. Blatant over the top product placement? Takes away from the movie experience. Not just minor product placement the movie stops just for the product placement. Bumblebee updates to a newer car. The pilots getting into the F 22.

15. Transformers are secondary characters with little to no dialogue?

16. Hard to tell the Transformers apart.

17. For an action blockbuster there is not much action: 5 min of action in the beginning 10 min of action in the middle and 15 min of action at the end. In a 2 hr and 30 min movie. All of which jumps around from robots to humans every 3 seconds, due to the quick cut editing.

18. Shia LaBarf can't act? NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo

19. Meagan Fox can't act?

20. Michael Bay can't direct? " I make movies for 13 year old boys." Can't remember the Transformers names. Brawl is the tank Bay..

Ahhhh, so excited for thisssss! =)

dude stfu..no1 cares, stop waisting your time and enjoy movies...

MB, arguing for arguments sake? Sound like your trying really hard to bag something you like. Yes it was full o holes and alot of sexual inuendo and alot of quick shots. They did the best with what they had and it will get better if not amazing. If you didnot like it you would not have known everything about nor would you have wasted your time commenting on how bad the film, which you saw, was.