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Update: Jessica Alba Machete Poster!

Source: ComingSoon.net

November 4, 2009

ComingSoon.net spotted a new poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete today at the American Film Market (AFM) featuring Jessica Alba as Sartana!

"Machete" is based on the "fake" trailer in Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

UPDATE: POSTER REMOVED BY REQUEST OF PRODUCTION COMPANY

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Posted by:

MmmMMMM

November 4, 2009

God damn this movie is gonna rock!

Posted by:

biesldj

November 4, 2009

i prefer the grindhouse trailer already

Posted by:

Super_fly

November 4, 2009

you had me at Seagal and DeNiro but then lost me at Lohan

Posted by:

Shenk

November 4, 2009

biesldj....thats the story in the trailer, you dumbass.

I'm for it!

Posted by:

Iam_hollywood

November 4, 2009

SO SICKK!!!!

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November 4, 2009

LAME.

Up for machete but it's not a great poster here. She just looks normal in this. Show me Machete looking bad ass instead.

Posted by:

Martin

November 4, 2009

what's the point of these character posing posters. Standing there in jeans and a white vest holding a gun - what does that tell me about the plot? Just show the main poster already

Posted by:

Fresh

November 4, 2009

Nothing special.

Posted by:

trippin

November 4, 2009

i hear ya on that one superfly...still lookin forward to it tho

Posted by:

skibeast15

November 4, 2009

hell yes!!!!