Sofia Vergara’s ‘Machete Kills’ Poster Delivers Boob Bullets


For the most part Sofia Vergara seems enjoyable, but her constant “look at my boobs” schtick gets on my nerves a bit. I don’t watch her show, “Modern Family”, and of the films she’s been in that I have actually seen — New Year’s Eve, Happy Feet Two and The Smurfs — we’re not exactly talking high caliber. So, most of my experience with her is her, on the red carpet, making jokes about her breasts. Well, the “joke” continues in her first poster for Robert Rodriguez‘s Machete Kills in which she’s wearing a weaponized brassiere.

Machete Kills is targeting a September 19 release and finds Danny Trejo back as the title character, recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.

Along with Trejo and Vergara, the film co-stars Jessica Alba, Mel Gibson, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Saldana, Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, Demián Bichir and Lady Gaga.

Check out Sofia Vergara’s poster below via EW

Sofia Vergara Machete Kills Poster