June 20, 2008
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Director: Marco Schnabel
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references)
Screenwriters: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Starring: Jessica Alba, Mike Myers, Justin Timberlake, Ben Kingsley, Meagan Good, Romany Malco, John Oliver, Jim Gaffigan, Verne Troyer
Copyright Holder: N/A
In the comedy, "The Love Guru" (Myers), Pitka is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke (Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid -- to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old "Bullard Curse" and win the Stanley Cup.