January 26, 2007
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Directors: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for crude and sexual humor, language and some comic violence)
Screenwriters: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Starring: Kal Penn, Jennifer Coolidge, Crispin Glover, Fred Willard, David Carradine, Carmen Electra, Jayma Mays, Héctor Jiménez, Adam Campbell, Tony Cox, Darrell Hammond, Kevin McDonald, George Alvarez, Crista Flanagan
Copyright Holder: N/A
"Epic Movie" is a movie of, well, epic proportions... we measured. The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.