Screenwriters:Paul Benson, Matt Sullivan
Starring:Vince Neil, Glen Morshower, Tommy Lee, Mick Mars, Nikki Sixx
In this spoof of big-budget disaster films, a killer planetoid threatens the Earth. To combat this threat, the government turns to vulcanoligist Harry Bottoms. He assembles a crack team of disaster specialists consisting of his estranged daughter Sandy Mellons, V.D. Johnson, Hanukah Jonze (the "Nucular Physician") and Donkey Dixon (the Deepcore Driller). Together with a NASA flight crew and a flatulent French astronaut, our heroes face numerous, preposterous complications, including the hazardous gas passed by Bidet and an angry space monkey who dwells on the planetoid.