Add 5 words....An CS story

[dr_evil]

The boards are always silent.

[moviegeek]

huh?

[Crispyfootcheez]

what the hell is this

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by moviegeek
huh?


okay here is what you do you use 5 word only(per post) and make a story about CS

now someone start

[Crispyfootcheez]

nobody was on the boards...

[dr_evil]

nothing is new about that

[Crispyfootcheez]

china is an odd land

[Sicy]

I ate crispyfootcheeze for dinner

[Crispyfootcheez]

Originally posted by Sicy
I ate crispyfootcheeze for dinner

and i really enjoyed it!


:funny: :p

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Crispyfootcheez
and i really enjoyed it!

but the footcheeze was stale :mad:

[Crispyfootcheez]

Originally posted by Sicy
but the footcheeze was stale :mad:

it happens to the best of us...:(

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by Crispyfootcheez
it happens to the best of us...:(
that was 7 word idiot

[Colorado Cajun]

lay off the footcheeze man

[Sicy]

Originally posted by dr_evil
idiot

hey thats not very nice :nono:

[Crispyfootcheez]

Originally posted by dr_evil
that was 7 word idiot

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[Sicy]

Originally posted by Crispyfootcheez
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

Go footcheez its your birthday! :lol:

[Halofan1]

They speak English in 'What'?

[todd philip]

sicy is a true goddess

[Sicy]

oh you're just saying that

[Sicy]

this isnt really a story :funny:

[Colorado Cajun]

you all need story lessons

[TyRoss]

And then moved to Fan Fiction.

[A+]

That's not where it was!

[A+]

WHoa! I moved with it!

[Alexander JL]

So is this over already?

[funnie bunnie]

not sure.....this is confusing

[Kitty]

but i like food anyways ^_^

[funnie bunnie]

i want to sing now!

[Kitty]

Hey I want to too!

[funnie bunnie]

"ITSA SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!"

[funnie bunnie]

sing with me now, kitty!

[todd philip]

pitty to see a kitty sing

[Kitty]

pity to not hurt todd

[ambrosia]

pity is for the weak

[funnie bunnie]

does anyone want to sing?

[todd philip]

my highny smell's like rose's!

[funnie bunnie]

that's not a good song.....

[ambrosia]

I can't sing at all

[funnie bunnie]

that's okay....you can learn!!

[todd philip]

i have a bloody nose

[funnie bunnie]

okay now, repeat after me!

[Kitty]

F...U...C what you

[todd philip]

cheese is good in tummy!!!

[Cipher Jo]

Sex in bed is good!

[Kitty]

Then the topic went downhill... :p

[todd philip]

i poop in toilet bowls...

[Kobolos]

suddenly, there came a tapping...

[evilsquishy]

This isn't going so well......

[Peter]

for that guy todd philip.....

[Kitty]

said peter as he fell

[evilsquishy]

and that's when kitty laughed ...

[Knerys]

so hard she almost choked....

[Colorado Cajun]

on a cajun chicken wing

[todd philip]

i sucked a duck today

[evilsquishy]

....said voices in todd's head...

[CapricornDevil]

I'm very confused right now

[todd philip]

why why why why why

[evilsquishy]

Wow, that was real original....

[Laterose]

I know, wasn't that cool

[evilsquishy]

You know, I'm not sure...

[todd philip]

my ding dong is itchy

[evilsquishy]

Todd's bad at this game.

[todd philip]

i am like pizza alot

[Sicy]

you are a big freak

[todd philip]

you have lickable feet, yay!

[Sicy]

feet are gross shutup freak :mad:

[todd philip]

why, sicy, are feet gross?

[Sicy]

because they are ugly weirdo!

[todd philip]

me think not, feet gross.

[Sicy]

thats why you're a freak

[evilsquishy]

She does have a point...

[todd philip]

i disagree full heartendly, indeed

[MovieFreak]

thinks what a werid story

[todd philip]

you like beans and pop

[Kitty]

Then the posters shoved todd...

[evilsquishy]

Into the pit of lions......

[todd philip]

cheese and eggs and bread

[MovieFreak]

is the food he had...

[Kitty]

as he was violently eaten

[evilsquishy]

By starved lions and alligators....

[Kitty]

"Let's see a movie!" Said...

[evilsquishy]

Kitty, because she wanted popcorn.

[Peter]

and lots of coke for....

[Kitty]

---"Coke?! I Want PEPSI!" Said

[evilsquishy]

Peter, who was grumpy because...

[MovieFreak]

He couldnt get any from....

[todd philip]

pepsi sucks, i like coke

[Kitty]

todd must think thread joke

(todd stop being an @ss, go along with teh story ^_^)

[todd philip]

i think "Thread joke" huh???

[smokiechimp]

his Jamaican 500lb lover called....

(getting the story back on track)

[todd philip]

she wanted her foot rubbed...

[evilsquishy]

and her bottle of gin...

[kryptonian_boy]

(continued from smokiechimp):
Big Gay Maomao, who liked...

(or, continued from evilsquishy):
in beer bottles, to hide...

Take your pick, depending on how you want the story to continue.

[todd philip]

Big Gay Maomao, who liked...:

to wear unwashed panties, wee...

[JAE]

to wear unwashed panties, wee...

in them for fun, but...

[smokiechimp]

not on a sunday because........

[WantingToAct]

wHAT hi

[evilsquishy]

Originally posted by smokiechimp
not on a sunday because........
that's when they went canoeing...

[todd philip]

at lake comandsuckmee, its fun

[Peter]

But they all hated the....

[Danzig]

dastardly democrats and their little...

[smokiechimp]

midget friends that always bite........

[Kitty]

whenever anyone comes too close.

[todd philip]

to my ice cream cone...

[evilsquishy]

Thankfully, no-one was bitten by.......

[Citizen Kane]

my senile uncle named Ben.

[todd philip]

he escaped from mental hospital...

[evilsquishy]

After he drugged nurses with...

[Citizen Kane]

Tylenol, which he stole from...

[todd philip]

my cat, who is sick...

[evilsquishy]

Because Todd fed him many...

[Citizen Kane]

pills, in an attempt to...

[evilsquishy]

win a bet about the...

[Citizen Kane]

amount of pills that could...

[evilsquishy]

fit in the intestines of...

[Citizen Kane]

a domestic animal. Todd lost...

[Kitty]

and so the cat died

[Citizen Kane]

and a detective investigated it

[dr_evil]

An he found out nothing

[Citizen Kane]

but kept tabs on todd.

[dr_evil]

While watching todd he saw...........

[Kitty]

him watching an odd japanese

[Citizen Kane]

adult film (director: Akira Kurosawa)

[Danzig]

the detective threw up after...

[evilsquishy]

seeing how many cheetos could....

[Citizen Kane]

Quentin Tarantino stick in his...

[evilsquishy]

Ears. But it didn't really....

[Kitty]

matter cause who freakin cares?!

[Citizen Kane]

Obviously Quentin Tarantino, because he...

[todd philip]

is a major overrated arse...

[Danzig]

just kidding, He's really talented

[todd philip]

just kidding again, he sucks...

[Citizen Kane]

just kidding, he's a genius...

[todd philip]

kidding again, he's very overrated...

[smokiechimp]

at making bad movies so......

[evilsquishy]

Todd said.."Why I aughta..."

[Citizen Kane]

praise Quentin Tarantino some more,"

[todd philip]

Quentin Tarantino likes capers, yum..

[Citizen Kane]

and he's a freakin' genius,"

[Danzig]

damn these multiple personalities regarding

[Kitty]

whether or not to burn

[Danzig]

..Tarintino or to hug him

[evilsquishy]

Fortunately, Edward Norton showed up.....

[Danzig]

he said "i want one..

[evilsquishy]

big mac to go, and......

[Kitty]

an ice cream with sprinkles!"

[evilsquishy]

But the greasy waiter said.......

[Danzig]

"this's a library, you fool!"

[evilsquishy]

So Edward pulled out a....

[Danzig]

platnum library card and borrowed

[smokiechimp]

A self help book about...

[todd philip]

how to make good cheese...

[evilsquishy]

specifically cheese from the country.....

[Kitty]

of japan. So then frizzo

[Peter]

Fell down the stairs, and.....

[Laterose]

said crap, that really hurt

[evilsquishy]

He felt the bump on....

[Citizen Kane]

his ass and declared, "Edward!...

[todd philip]

he rubbed his ass with...

[Citizen Kane]

Edward Norton's platinum library card...

[todd philip]

and then yelled " GOAT CARDNBOARD"

[evilsquishy]

*Why aren't Todd's posts sensible?*

[Citizen Kane]

*It's because he lacks sanity*

[evilsquishy]

*And tact, and good manners......

[Citizen Kane]

*And respect, and good taste...

[evilsquishy]

*And proper english and intelligence.....

[Kitty]

and etc etc as PlayingGod

[todd philip]

and monkeys are banna eaters...

[Citizen Kane]

and here comes todd...

[Citizen Kane]

again with the preposterous posts...

[evilsquishy]

Why isn't he gone yet?

[Citizen Kane]

Because he likes to spam.

[evilsquishy]

And the aforementioned reasons, huh?

[todd philip]

freedom, liberty are not free

[Citizen Kane]

That made no sense whatsoever.

[evilsquishy]

*Thinks we should ignore him*

[smokiechimp]

*You Can't Ignore A Madman*

[evilsquishy]

Good point. But what now?

[Citizen Kane]

Let's get the story back

[Citizen Kane]

on track. Anyway, Edward Norton

[todd philip]

went down to the postoffice

[Citizen Kane]

to deliver a gift to

[todd philip]

his good friend marlon brando...

[Citizen Kane]

"I'm broke," moaned Marlon. Edward...

[Danzig]

then shot Todd Philip, fatally

[Peter]

in the head. After that....

[Danzig]

he stole the perverts money

[Peter]

and went over to the....

[todd philip]

blockbuster to return due movies...

[evilsquishy]

such as "Stepmom" and other.....

[Peter]

extremly bad movies. After that...

[Kitty]

he hanged himself. So then

[Danzig]

Edward was finially "well hung"

[Peter]

The people looking at this....

[evilsquishy]

shrugged, but then realized that.....

[Peter]

they really did not like....

[Danzig]

well hung man. they cut...

[Peter]

him down, and put him....

[Danzig]

in a coffin. THE END

[evilsquishy]

Not long after that, 50

[Kitty]

eldery people attacked the citizens

[evilsquishy]

of Townsville, a small but.....

[Kitty]

secret mob boss planned it

[todd philip]

he was born in jamacia...

[Kitty]

and who gave a s***.

[LOTR RING]

But the elderly rebelled against...

[evilsquishy]

the cafeteria lunches from the.....

[Kitty]

hospitals. So security took a

[LOTR RING]

giant gun that shoots out...

[evilsquishy]

pudding, suppressing elderly and their....

[smokiechimp]

Unwielding ravaging need for sumptuous.............

[Kitty]

foods. So then movie stars

[todd philip]

Began to throw lifesavers at...

[evilsquishy]

Kids in a parade (Candy)

[smokiechimp]

the kids shouted before being......

[todd philip]

trompled by rabid elephants, ouch...

[Citizen Kane]

said the sore, trampled victims

[todd philip]

Began to apply ice cream...

[Citizen Kane]

to their sore, trampled bodies

[evilsquishy]

I leaked, however, into their...

[todd philip]

hair. Everyone then began to cry...

[Citizen Kane]

Big Bird to the rescue!

[Kitty]

Godzilla then ate Big Bird

[Citizen Kane]

and burped up yellow feathers

[Kitty]

"Yummy." Godzilla said with a

[smokiechimp]

full sounding voice *BuRp* then.........

[evilsquishy]

washed it down with frothy....

[todd philip]

chacolate Yoo-hoo, yum yoo-hoo is...

[Peter]

the sound of some extreme....

[Citizen Kane]

chocolate, said the big lizard.

[smokiechimp]

Then all of a sudden.....

[Laterose]

Laterose kicks down the door

[LOTR RING]

and sees the dead body...

[evilsquishy]

and evilsquishy there with a.....

[Kitty]

cd player rockin it out.

[LOTR RING]

The dead mangled body was

[evilsquishy]

starting to move, when suddenly...

[Citizen Kane]

it revealed its identity: Jibbs!

[evilsquishy]

The on-lookers gasped, laughed, and

[Kitty]

laughed again as he went

[LOTR RING]

down the stairs to the...

[evilsquishy]

Bar, where he ordered a...

[Kitty]

dry martini. "Waiter" said Iben

[LegolasIsntSexy]

"What will it be for...

[Kitty]

today?" He said as he

[smokiechimp]

rubbed his balls. *Gasp* what.....

[evilsquishy]

was he thinking, the sicko.

[Link]

Just then, JBond and Frizzo

[smokiechimp]

Walked into each other, Spazmo.........

[evilsquishy]

They clunked heads, and bruises....