Add 5 words....An CS story

[Hitman]

...sour milk that turned into...

[_manuel_]

Aliens!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! They yelled as....

[Spy-Of-Saruman]

some acorns began to attack ...

[Hitman]

...from the bowels of Hell!

[Inval1d]

The acorns took over bodies....

[Hitman]

and became deadites. Ash came...

[Inval1d]

and introduced them all to...

[spiderman_2k]

His Boomstick and chainsaw, then

[Inval1d]

he slaughtered everyone and he...

[Hitman]

rescued his girlfriend before she...

[spiderman_2k]

Became posessed and tried to

[Inval1d]

kill him in a mad...

[Hitman]

and horrifying manner. Ash returned...

[Inval1d]

and found jason and freddy...

[Hitman]

standing in front of him...

[spiderman_2k]

He raised his Boomstick and

[Inval1d]

the fight went on. Jason...

[Hitman]

..came toward Ash with his...

[Inval1d]

machete but ash countered with...

[_manuel_]

A hand puppet! "Eek!" said...

[Inval1d]

Jason and he ran away...

[_manuel_]

somewhere where he promptly died.

[Hitman]

Then Freddy clawed Ash against...

[Inval1d]

a car and told Ash...

[Hitman]

this is where it ends!

[Inval1d]

Ash pulled out his boomstick...

[Hitman]

...and blew off Freddy's hand.

[Inval1d]

Freddy then bit Ash and...

[Hitman]

tore off a chunk of....

[Inval1d]

his leg off, ash then

[todd philip]

went to walmart to get

[Rabbit]

a really cool dvd. He

[Hitman]

should have shopped smart. S-Mart.

[Inval1d]

Ash bought a copy of...

[Hitman]

Glitter. The reason why was...

[Inval1d]

freddy has a fear of crappy...

[_manuel_]

movies, which is ironic because...

[spiderman_2k]

He stars in his own....

[todd philip]

crap ball movies that really...

[_manuel_]

suck. He ran through Latvia...

[todd philip]

to get an old bucket...

[Inval1d]

of cottage cheese to feed...

[Hitman]

to children of the corn.

[Inval1d]

Ash then killed freddy by...

[Seraph333]

chocking him with a crowbar

[Inval1d]

Ash danced in joy and....

[teewee1432]

relized that he forgot to......

[Hitman]

...send Jason back to Hell.

[Inval1d]

so jason came back and....

[spiderman_2k]

Bought some Ice-Cream at

[_manuel_]

Home Depot. WTF??? thought everyone...

[Inval1d]

, jason and ash ate ice-cream...

[Inval1d]

*bump*

[Dreamwalker]

but brain freeze quickly set...

[Inval1d]

on Jason and died with...

[Skinny]

the other dude, but then...

[_manuel_]

Skinny left Community and posted...

[Inval1d]

a off-topic post at Add-5-words....

[todd philip]

and then everyone started pooping

[Inval1d]

evil midgets that murdered clowns.....

[todd philip]

from outer space. Charlie the...

[WebMonkey]

drug taking moron, tried to...

[Inval1d]

make love to a midget...

[twiggy]

Who had a bazooca under...

[todd philip]

his pants, but charlie needed...

[Inval1d]

a rubber ducky to give...

[Skinny]

to the girl next door...

[WebMonkey]

...whom he was in love

[EnderDeschain]

with, but she had warts

[todd philip]

so she shot herself dead.

[Inval1d]

Charlie then got high and...

[todd philip]

began to eat rotten melons...

[teewee1432]

then he began throwing up............

[Rabbit12]

"Gosh charlie!" said michael jackson......

[Inval1d]

touching charlie in a naughty....

[collegeboy]

way, but he likes it

[Laterose]

wow, this thread still lives!

[Highfire]

and skinny needs a bath

[Izzy]

He scrubs himself with cheesegraters

[zamphir66]

and lives with honored geese

[smokiechimp]

who eat his gigantic potatoes

[spiderman_2k]

While running around wearing tiny

[Izzy]

thongs, smacking slices of.......

[spiderman_2k]

Raw cabbage, that was freshly

[Inval1d]

farted from spidey_2k, he said......

[PsychoMike]

man, this feels good. I.......

[JimmyDean]

should start a farting club

[PsychoMike]

and everyone who wants to......

[spiderman_2k]

Fart can come and fart....

[Inval1d]

on anyone they want to.

[spiderman_2k]

But if that person isn't

[Inval1d]

willing to be farted on...

[Skrybe]

then maybe that person should . . .

[Inval1d]

eat ice cream and kill...

[_manuel_]

the Ice Cream vendor guy.

[WDTSF]

:) hehe...this is a silly-fun thread

[WDTSF]

or eat his ice cream

[_manuel_]

or just kill the guy...;)

[cg124]

or just beat him up

[Inval1d]

or rape his dead body...

[WDTSF]

*awkward silence*

[spiderman_2k]

Ill Continue....

After that he would then

[Inval1d]

get rubber gloves and stick...

[Tenaciousd1212]

See what you could come up with this story, guys:
"Gimme Back My UFO, Commie!":a CS Story

[_manuel_]

and hit tenaciousd1212 for trying

[_manuel_]

to get us off topic...
:mad:

[Inval1d]

Tenaciousd1212 then died of a...

[WDTSF]

beating by his fellow CSers

[Inval1d]

The CSers then went to...

[Tenaciousd1212]

Ten's Ghost then castrated Inval1d and...

[ambrosia]

learnt to count to five...

[dopesick1]

while milking a goat and....

[Tenaciousd1212]

Eating some good chocolate pie....

[spiderman_2k]

The Pie was made of

[Tenaciousd1212]

Really Delicious Chocolate Pudding Mix...

[WDTSF]

that was 10 years old...

[spiderman_2k]

And ripe with green mould.

[Tenaciousd1212]

But was still good anyways...

[WDTSF]

It made him vomit though...

[Tenaciousd1212]

P.S. Mold isn't spelled with a U, Dumbass.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Vomit on WDTSF's new shoes...

[spiderman_2k]

Mould is Spelt with a U in the UK.

Who then kicked the vomit

[Tenaciousd1212]

Into Spidey's crotch, who then...

[spiderman_2k]

Kicked TenD in the Bollocks

[WDTSF]

Sidenote- Ten, you know you're dead, right?:)

[Tenaciousd1212]

But missed, making him hit...

[spiderman_2k]

TheD in his ugly face.

[Tenaciousd1212]

and misses again, making him...

[spiderman_2k]

Report TheD for spam..;)

Seriously though this is supposed to be a story, not you saying the same thing and insulting people for the last 6 posts.

Hit the leprechaun behind him.

[WDTSF]

another sidenote- you know, TenD, there's a fight thread where you can pretend to fight with people (you can kick the crap out of them, if you want:)), but this thread probably isn't the best place to do that

[Tenaciousd1212]

Did you really report me?
Because it was a misunderstanding, i thought when i read the title we were supposed to make up a story in which it'd be *****: a cs story. Sorry, just don't threaten me.
*and to WDTSF i didn't hit anyone, it was spidey. An dif you did report me spidey, you f'd up the SVDM thread.*

[spiderman_2k]

No I did not report you

[Tenaciousd1212]

O ok. Well let's do this. Forget i ever posted here. Just go on where you left off before i posted here.

[spiderman_2k]

Its not the fact that you "hit" me (Its words) more that you spammed this (I know I did the same but Im now explaining) and called me a Dumbass, Joking or not, Its not nice.
And If I did report you, It would most certainly not mess up the SVDM thread, Why do you think it would?

[WDTSF]

Originally posted by Tenaciousd1212
*and to WDTSF i didn't hit anyone, it was spidey.
aight, that's cool- it wasn't like i was going to report you or anything. just lettin' ya know.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Originally posted by spiderman_2k
And If I did report you, It would most certainly not mess up the SVDM thread, Why do you think it would?

Because i'm still bleeding alive!

[WDTSF]

All right we need to reboot this thread- I'll start a new story...

One day, I heard a noise...

[spiderman_2k]

That noise was coming from

[Tenaciousd1212]

The closet near my bed...

[WDTSF]

as I went to inspect...

[Tenaciousd1212]

I saw a crucifix near...

[spiderman_2k]

The Bedpost, I picked it

[Tenaciousd1212]

up, turned around, and saw...

[Inval1d]

a monkey with a gun.

[Tenaciousd1212]

Just then, Jesus Came down...

[spiderman_2k]

Banished his ass to hell....

[Inval1d]

and in return, pulled out...

[spiderman_2k]

A supersoaker and proceeded to.

[Inval1d]

soak the Hell out of...

[_manuel_]

Inval1d. "My console!", he shouted...

[Inval1d]

while realizing his pants were...

[spiderman_2k]

Too short, Ankles exposed he

[Inval1d]

stole Inval1d's pants and put...

[spiderman_2k]

Them on, but they were

[Inval1d]

to big for Jesus, so.....