Add 5 words....An CS story

[Inval1d]

ended up in japan looking...

[todd philip]

at naked asian ladys, who...

[Inval1d]

started to dance for them...

[todd philip]

jerry felt i'll so he...

[Inval1d]

went into a seperate room..

[todd philip]

and began to barf up...

[Deexan]

tiny little people. "What the...

[Inval1d]

flying fudge?", he said. Then...

[teewee1432]

he watched the little people.......

[Inval1d]

slaughter the mass murderers and...

[teewee1432]

drink their green blood threw.......

[Inval1d]

spiral straws causing him to....

[teewee1432]

cough up green blood clots.

[todd philip]

so jerry went back to...

[hpk37067]

his strip club and took.................

[todd philip]

a long nap. then he...

[Inval1d]

got a lap dance from...

[todd philip]

tom hanks. Then jerry got...

[Inval1d]

tom to give him a....

[Skinny]

piece of tainted cheese to...

[Inval1d]

smooth his soul and make...

[hpk37067]

the world a better place....................

[todd philip]

Then jerry flew back to...

[hpk37067]

his strip club where Britney.................

[todd philip]

spears was snorting cocaine, so...

[hpk37067]

he joined her and sucked..........................

[todd philip]

on her boobs, briteny then...

[PsychoMike]

He *[edited for explicit content]*...

[Deexan]

...which was nice. He picked....

[hpk37067]

his nose and rubbed it......................

[todd philip]

on britneys boobs, then jerry...

[Inval1d]

started to snort the cocaine...

[hpk37067]

which made him hungry and.....

[Balrog of Moria]

told him to run away

[hpk37067]

so he did and went....................

[Inval1d]

to a bar in a....

[todd philip]

small, tiny little town called....

[dr_evil]

smallville. when he got there.....

[Inval1d]

midgets attacked him and stole...

[todd philip]

his vibrator, the midgets stuck...

[Hitman]

it in a medicine cabinet...

[todd philip]

jerry walked over to a...

[Skinny]

table in order to get...

[Hitman]

a straight shot of whiskey.

[todd philip]

but instead the bartender gave...

[Hitman]

him a glass full of....

[todd philip]

hot camel piss, so jerry...

[Hitman]

threw his drink on the

[todd philip]

bartender, the bartender got his...

[Hitman]

shotgun from beneath the counter...

[todd philip]

and then shot off jerrys

[smokiechimp]

Monkey, square in the face........

[todd philip]

jerry then went back to...

[hpk37067]

his house where Richard Simmons............

[Hitman]

was caught inappropriately spanking the...

[hpk37067]

family dog. So jerry whipped......................

[todd philip]

out his meat clever and...

[Hitman]

stuck it out before Richard...

[todd philip]

richard pissed his pants and...

[Inval1d]

ran around in circles causing...

[todd philip]

naked chickens to poop their...

[Inval1d]

golden keys that unlock the...

[todd philip]

lost ark of cleopatra, then...

[Inval1d]

jerry went out to find...

[todd philip]

a bag of peanuts, but...

[Inval1d]

the stores were sold out...

[todd philip]

so jerry went back to...

[Inval1d]

neverland to find michael jackson...

[todd philip]

michael was playing with a...

[Inval1d]

group of children and having...

[todd philip]

them all play strip poker...

[Inval1d]

which one kid was naked...

[todd philip]

michael took out his camera...

[Inval1d]

and started to take pictures...

[todd philip]

so jerry grabbed a bat...

[Inval1d]

and whacked michael jackson off....


:lol:

[todd philip]

michael died, jerry then went...

[Inval1d]

back to his mission to...

[todd philip]

find the lost ark of...

[Inval1d]

cleopatra, he ventured to many....

[todd philip]

times to china, so he...

[Inval1d]

bought some rice and some..

[todd philip]

asian women, he then went...

[Inval1d]

to a hotel and had..

[todd philip]

a long night of dirty...

[Deexan]

laundry to clean up. Meanwhile....

[Inval1d]

the asians womens fee was...

[Balrog of Moria]

not enough for her services

[todd philip]

so jerry kicked them all...

[Hitman]

...out of the hotel naked.

[Balrog of Moria]

they fell into the pool

[hpk37067]

made of firecrackers which exploded................

[todd philip]

jerry put on a porno

[Hitman]

of Michael Jackson and a

[hpk37067]

midget which didn't sell much.................

[Inval1d]

but had a few moments....

[hpk37067]

where Michael sang BEAT IT..............

[Inval1d]

to a scene of naughty...

[todd philip]

midgets spreading whipped cream all...

[Hitman]

...over Gary Coleman who had

[todd philip]

been sleeping with arnold shwollenpecker...

[Balrog of Moria]

and found it quite arousing

[Inval1d]

when the midgets danced naked...

[Balrog of Moria]

merrily stoned around a bonfire

[Inval1d]

Jerry then saw michael put...

[Hitman]

a Home Alone movie on

[Inval1d]

just to watch a kid....

[Hitman]

...get sexually harassed by two

[Inval1d]

middle-aged men that turn on....

[hpk37067]

when they see penguins that.......................

[dr_evil]

do the hokey pokey while

[Inval1d]

getting whipped cream licked off...

[teewee1432]

all of their 2000 parts.............

[todd philip]

in the middle of july...

[Skinny]

in front of people who...

[todd philip]

are wearing dirty diappers,so...

[Inval1d]

jerry ran out and shot...

[todd philip]

forty goose's, jerry picked them up...

[Inval1d]

and turned them into guns...

[todd philip]

but how can i turn...

[Inval1d]

them into guns? said jerry...

[todd philip]

so jerry took all the...

[Inval1d]

guns and then turned them...

[todd philip]

into walking canes, and gave...

[Inval1d]

them to old midgets who...

[todd philip]

had very bad backs and...

[Inval1d]

loved to play around naked...

[todd philip]

All the midgets where happy...

[Inval1d]

campers and loved to rub oil...

[todd philip]

on fizzo the clown cause...

[Inval1d]

that turns them on and...

[todd philip]

also turns on frizzo cause...

[Inval1d]

he loves it when midgets

[todd philip]

rub his purple headed monster...

[Inval1d]

and makes it spit at..

[todd philip]

all the midgets. Jerry began...

[Inval1d]

to freak out and call...

[todd philip]

everyone doodoo heads. Jerry left...

[Inval1d]

and went back to his....

[todd philip]

quest, searching for the lost...

[Inval1d]

ark of cleopatra. He stumbled...

[todd philip]

into quick sand which began...

[Inval1d]

to suck him in but...

[Hitman]

a midget in a bikini...

[Inval1d]

came to the rescue and...

[todd philip]

saved jerry. Jerry then walked...

[Inval1d]

away a happy man with....

[todd philip]

a large bird on his...

[Inval1d]

shoulder courtesy of the man...

[todd philip]

that gve him a bird...

[Inval1d]

with the name no one....

[todd philip]

could say aloud cause it...

[Inval1d]

would make millions drop dead...

[todd philip]

from a infected dong which...

[Hitman]

...was removed surgically from a...

[todd philip]

the millions which droped dead...

[PsychoMike]

because he said the name...

[Hitman]

can you hear me now?

[hpk37067]

This pissed off Mel Gibson......................

[Inval1d]

and made jim carry sad....

[todd philip]

so mell went to meet...

[Inval1d]

jerry at a mcdonalds and...

[Hitman]

promote Girls Gone Wild merchandise.

[Inval1d]

Jerry then went to the....

[Hitman]

....shoe store. Apparently, he had...

[todd philip]

some corn on his feet...

[Inval1d]

and wanted to get some...

[todd philip]

corn healing shoes, and he...

[Hitman]

...went to Richard Simmons for....

[hpk37067]

some aspirin but got sex........................

[Inval1d]

for $2 because Richard is

[hpk37067]

a stripper in Vegas so..................

[Inval1d]

they got the sex and....

[Balrog of Moria]

extra lubrication so they could

[Inval1d]

sqeeze into a very little...

[Hitman]

...office cubicle where they could...

[Inval1d]

have much fun and play...

[Hitman]

...Twister and maybe even some...

[Inval1d]

strip poker if they had...

[Hitman]

...two more people to play.

[Inval1d]

Jerry then went to get..

[Balrog of Moria]

some other people to go

[Inval1d]

and find the lost ark...

[Hitman]

...but that all failed when...

[hpk37067]

a giant peni* got in......................

[Hitman]

Jerry's rectum. Pretty odd considering...

[Inval1d]

Jerry was plugged up and...

[hpk37067]

he was a moving target..................

[Inval1d]

but some how that thing...

[hpk37067]

got jammed up in his....................

[Inval1d]

rectum and made him walk...

[Hitman]

...like Christopher Reeves....wait huh?

[Inval1d]

,said Jerry. He then got...

[spiderman_2k]

A rubber duck and attempted...

[Inval1d]

to remove the object but...

[hpk37067]

it got jammed too so.........

[Skinny]

I got some big plyers...

[hpk37067]

and tried to pull both........................

[Balrog of Moria]

of his finger nails off

[Hitman]

along with Johnny Knoxville but...

[Inval1d]

midgets raided the place and...

[hpk37067]

he got distracted and accidentally......

[Hitman]

...stepped on Wee - Man. Then..

[hpk37067]

he went to a Guru.............

[Inval1d]

and he said that the...

[Skinny]

food here was nasty, so

[Balrog of Moria]

we then went over there

[spiderman_2k]

To McDonalds and spat on...

[Hitman]

the stupid teenager who was...

[Inval1d]

beating the meat of customers....

[Hitman]

...who had tipped very well.

[spiderman_2k]

After that he went and

[Inval1d]

bought a rubber duck to...

[Skinny]

play with in the tub...

[hpk37067]

but it went down the...............

[_manuel_]

black hole. He followed, but...

[Inval1d]

got stuck in a time...

[spiderman_2k]

Paradox and was in limbo.

[Inval1d]

He was then transported to..

[Skinny]

a state prison outside of...

[_manuel_]

Idaho. He figured hed stay...

[Macbane]

Because they were serving free...

[spiderman_2k]

Horse Testicles in the canteen

[mistaste]

with a side order of

[_manuel_]

spider. "Yum" he thought while...

[Inval1d]

riding on the back of...

[spiderman_2k]

A camel and laughing at

[horrorscaresme]

they arent silent any more

[Skinny]

from what I heard that...

[Inval1d]

everyone was confused when a....

[Sub_zero3]

Games systems fell from the...

[Inval1d]

giant butt of a cow...

[Hitman]

and landed on a short...

[Sub_zero3]

minivan and road off to

[WebMonkey]

the rugby world cup which

[spiderman_2k]

Was'nt watched by anyone, so.....

[WebMonkey]

everyone waited for the release (of)

[Sub_zero3]

the arival of Hades and..

[Hitman]

his girlfriend Oprah who had

[Inval1d]

ate all the twinkies and...

[Hitman]

...devoured an entire school bus.

[Inval1d]

Oprah went on a rampage...

[Hitman]

...and sabotaged a boat crew....

[Inval1d]

from "Ghost Ship" and was....

[A+]

high off some really cheap...

[Inval1d]

crack, she then commited suicide....

[Hitman]

...while Whitney and Bobby looted...

[Inval1d]

a crack dealer and got.....

[_manuel_]

a big cow for free...

[Sub_zero3]

then milks it and drinks...