Add 5 words....An CS story

[spiderman_2k]

Chocolate chickens and found his

[Sub_zero3]

Sword becoming a Large Hersey

[hpk37067]

which became hard to carry.....................

[Balrog of Moria]

because it was so heavy

[PsychoMike]

He decided to leave his...

[JimmyDean]

Dog at the train station...

[PsychoMike]

So it wouldn't see him...

[Sub_zero3]

Lick his Hershey Sword and...

[Balrog of Moria]

bottomless dark bubble gum pit

[hpk37067]

:confused:
So he whipped out a........................

[todd philip]

large neon pink vibrator, then...

[hpk37067]

stuck it up his arse........................

[todd philip]

and boy did it feel...

[Kitty]

terrible. Wonder Woman then came

[Balrog of Moria]

to collect the kittens ransom

[spiderman_2k]

She paid the money but....

[hpk37067]

had to do some stuff.....................

[teewee1432]

to please him that she.................

[hpk37067]

liked doing like sucking his.....................

[teewee1432]

toes with ketchup and hot............

[hpk37067]

mustard which exploded from immense................

[spiderman_2k]

Volcanos is Hawai, which then....

[hpk37067]

covered the Earth for 9........................

[PsychoMike]

months. After the mustard cleared...

[ambrosia]

people brought bread and butter...

[todd philip]

over to the pope, and...

[hpk37067]

beat him into submission because.......................

[teewee1432]

he saw gigli after being............

[spiderman_2k]

Caught trafficing sweets to giant....

[todd philip]

marshmellow men! then all of...

[teewee1432]

a sudden he spots jennifer.............

[hpk37067]

love hewitt in the stands......................

[spiderman_2k]

With her great rack...and

[hpk37067]

squeezed really hard and got.........................

[spiderman_2k]

His bicycle tyres pumped up.....

[todd philip]

then he went into the...

[ambrosia]

Movie theatre to watch The....

[todd philip]

brand spanking new porno starring...

[hpk37067]

Mary Carey as the Governor.........................

[todd philip]

of munchkinland, she plays with...

[hpk37067]

her boobies which she loves..........................

[todd philip]

to have midgets lick and...

[hpk37067]

play with all day when.........................

[todd philip]

she goes to my house...

[hpk37067]

and kicks you in the ...................................

[todd philip]

peter, but then she rub's...

[eclipsedman]

her greasy ass hairs on...

[todd philip]

her drunken dog skippy, then...

[eclipsedman]

skippy turns around and licks.....

[ambrosia]

his crotch and then runs....

[eclipsedman]

head first into a wall....

[WebMonkey]

and on that wall was

[spiderman_2k]

Jennifer Love Hewitt laying nearly....

[hpk37067]

naked and she gave me.............................

[spiderman_2k]

Some water balloons so that....

[hpk37067]

I could give them to.............................

[todd philip]

george bush's naked best friend...

[hpk37067]

who's his mother when he..........................

[todd philip]

dances with wolves when he...

[hpk37067]

ate that last piece of...............................

[Scarlet spidey]

pizza, then tried to kill the

[todd philip]

lawnmower man, who was busy...

[PsychoMike]

Mowing the lawn with his .....

[todd philip]

new lawnmower which he bought...

[hpk37067]

at the porn shop and...........................

[todd philip]

then he also purchased a....

[spiderman_2k]

blow-up doll and went

[todd philip]

to his bedroom, and spent....

[Laterose]

all night reinflating the doll...

[teewee1432]

it kept losing air everytime...............

[hpk37067]

so he threw it away....................

[Balrog of Moria]

and he never looked back

[hpk37067]

until he got really bored..................

[todd philip]

and began to hump the...

[dr_evil]

minnie mouse doll. Then he

[hpk37067]

spent long hours doing the........................

[dr_evil]

macarana. Five hours later he.........

[todd philip]

backdoor hump a pump, then...

[hpk37067]

humped the neighbor's daughter who......................

[teewee1432]

turned out to be a...........

[Inval1d]

man with one leg, who......

[hpk37067]

was a male prostitute crossdresser.......................

[Inval1d]

that stole paperclips from midgets....

[hpk37067]

who were also crossdressers. Then...........................

[Inval1d]

went to wal-mart to buy......

[todd philip]

extra tiny small condoms for...

[Inval1d]

the one legged midget crossdresser......

[todd philip]

who was dead drunk, sucking...

[Inval1d]

on a half-eaten banana, which....

[todd philip]

had been suck up an...

[Inval1d]

vacuum cleaner that was used....

[spiderman_2k]

To clean **** from the

[todd philip]

from the elephants carpet, then

[Inval1d]

used for unheard of reasons....

[Dabigcheese]

and ****ed his dad with

[Inval1d]

the half-eaten banana that had...

[todd philip]

been lodged up the ass...

[Inval1d]

of that crossdressing midget, who....

[todd philip]

was very sore from doing...

[Inval1d]

the banana ass trick that

[todd philip]

kermit the frog enjoys watching...

[Inval1d]

and enjoys doing which hurts...

[todd philip]

cause kermit is a sexfreak...

[hpk37067]

along with his entire family.........................

[Inval1d]

and the entire muppet cast....

[teewee1432]

enjoy wet wild and dirty...............

[todd philip]

sex. Kermit then went to...

[Inval1d]

a gay bar to have....

[todd philip]

**** tails with his boyfriend...

[Inval1d]

who loves kermit when he.....

[todd philip]

dances nude in the shower...

[Inval1d]

without the puppeteer hand up....

[todd philip]

his green ass, then he...

[Inval1d]

likes it when kermit takes....

[todd philip]

a long thick whip and...

[Inval1d]

dresses in leather and acts...

[todd philip]

like a dead camel who...

[Inval1d]

likes to be the dominant...

[todd philip]

so then kermit did his...

[Inval1d]

happy banana dance that impressed....

[todd philip]

the band of cheerleaders that...

[Inval1d]

gave kermit and friends a....

[todd philip]

a long and wonderfully feeling

[Inval1d]

in kermits leg that made...

[todd philip]

him loose control of all...

[teewee1432]

his green bodily functions but................

[hpk37067]

he threw up in the..........................

[todd philip]

fozzy the bears hat, then...

[hpk37067]

ran around naked upsetting the.....................

[Inval1d]

olsen twins, so they took...

[hpk37067]

his privates and nailed them........................

[Inval1d]

to a wall and cooked...

[todd philip]

his legs in butter and...

[Inval1d]

oil to make kermit soup....

[hpk37067]

which tasted like walnuts with.....................

[Inval1d]

a small tint of bananas...

[Deexan]

which attracted several monkeys, who....

[Inval1d]

suddenly tore kermit into pieces...

[hpk37067]

which gave the monkeys a...........................

[todd philip]

large erection, so then the...

[Inval1d]

monkeys played red rocket and...

[todd philip]

began to dance a crazy...

[Inval1d]

booty dance which dead kermit....

[todd philip]

enjoyed watching, even though he...

[Inval1d]

was dead stiff which made...

:funny:

[todd philip]

his weenie wobble back and...

[Deexan]

forth, until miss piggy arrived....

[todd philip]

and began to cut off...

[Inval1d]

the posessed weenie, she later...

[todd philip]

then put kermits weenie in...

[Inval1d]

the soup and had it....

[todd philip]

boiled for ten hours, then...

[hpk37067]

served it to her little............................

[Inval1d]

monkeys and had a great..

[todd philip]

easter dinner. Then the following

[hpk37067]

day she got really horny....................

[todd philip]

so she went to see...

[hpk37067]

the male prostitutes who were...................

[Inval1d]

Bert & Ernie so they...

[Deexan]

popped into her pig-sty. Eventually...

[todd philip]

bert got tired of piggy...

[Inval1d]

so Ernie and Bert started....

[todd philip]

grinding eachother, piggy sat alone...

[dr_evil]

and then decided to go......

[todd philip]

to pizza hut, she got...

[Inval1d]

bread sticks and ate them...

[todd philip]

then she ordered some beer...

[Inval1d]

,got drunk, and made out...

[hpk37067]

with the crossdresser from Compton...........................

[dr_evil]

with bozzo the clown until

[todd philip]

she got off. then bozo...

[hpk37067]

they got tired of each...........................

[todd philip]

other. then bozo went to...

[hpk37067]

piggy and told her to....................

[Inval1d]

go get more muppets and..

[dr_evil]

go find kermit the frog.......

[todd philip]

with berts dog stevie, then

[Inval1d]

they had a massive orgy...

[dr_evil]

outside but then a cop....

[hpk37067]

joined them and enjoyed it........................

[todd philip]

so then they all went...

[Inval1d]

inside and went at it...

[todd philip]

for twelve more hours, then...

[hpk37067]

went to the strip club.............................

[todd philip]

and watched fozzy the bear...

[Inval1d]

take his g-string off and..

[hpk37067]

give it to Pamela Anderson........................

[todd philip]

who was rubbing berts hard...

[Inval1d]

leg which she found it wasn't...

[hpk37067]

stick for $1000 and went.........................

[todd philip]

to pizza hut and bought...

[dr_evil]

2 extra large pizzas with

[Inval1d]

a large coke and went

[todd philip]

to jim carreys house jim...

[Inval1d]

then put the "mask" on.....

[todd philip]

and acted like an ass...

[Inval1d]

then they all had orgys...

[todd philip]

jim had some sex with

[Inval1d]

piggy and bert had sex...

[todd philip]

with john travolta's best friend/...

[Inval1d]

that no one knows, Ernie...

[todd philip]

was busy playing with his...

[Inval1d]

banana and kermit was sucking...

[todd philip]

his long toenail, which was

[Inval1d]

disfigured and had mold on...

[todd philip]

it. Then fozzy the bear...

[Inval1d]

did a striptease for jim...

[todd philip]

carrey. Jim began to rub...

[hpk37067]

his stick really hard until......................

[Deexan]

midnight. Suddenly, 2 monkeys appeared....

[Inval1d]

and started to rub it....

[todd philip]

for him. Jim then began...

[Inval1d]

shake constantly, they later found.....

[todd philip]

out that he had a...

[Inval1d]

tumor in his stick and...

[todd philip]

he was going to die...

[Inval1d]

unless bert could give him.....

[todd philip]

a long, smooth, hard, wonderful...

[Inval1d]

massage to his friendly little....

[todd philip]

peter. So then jim got...

[Inval1d]

ernie to bounce on his....

[todd philip]

peter. Jim enjoyed ernie doing...

[Inval1d]

his thing, so he screamed...

[Deexan]

HALLELUJIAH! Causing several people to....

[Inval1d]

have seizures and killing fozzy....

[todd philip]

and all the muppets instanly...

[Inval1d]

dropped dead and sesame street....

[todd philip]

blew up, and all the...

[Inval1d]

puppets, muppets, and people died...

[todd philip]

and that was, THE END.

[Inval1d]

Now the start of new...

[todd philip]

story. Once apon a time...

[Inval1d]

in mexico, there was a

[todd philip]

lost ark, that many wanted...

[Inval1d]

so a unknown guy named...

[todd philip]

Jerry pullweenie was assigned a...

[Inval1d]

very important mission to investigate...

[todd philip]

The lost ark of Cleopatra...

[Inval1d]

he arrived in a small...

[todd philip]

airplane that was being flown...

[Inval1d]

by two disgised mass murderers

[todd philip]

but luckly jerry had a...

[Inval1d]

smart mind and knew who...

[todd philip]

was thirsty, so jerry opened...

[Inval1d]

up a can of budweiser...

[todd philip]

and gave it to the...

[Inval1d]

mass murderers, they then got....

[todd philip]

a large erection, so they....

[Inval1d]

had a big party and..

[todd philip]

all ate pumpkin seeds and...