Add 5 words....An CS story

[hpk37067]

so hpk37067 ran away from......

[teewee1432]

the car screaming in horror.............

[hpk37067]

as he boarded a plane...........

[Laterose]

heading towards New York City....

[Mr.Matinee]

which had a layover in Dallas...

[teewee1432]

He slept the whole ride..............

[hpk37067]

eating the free peanuts when........

[Mr.Matinee]

an old man stabbed him...

[Alexander JL]

while slowly playing with his...

[teewee1432]

bloody guts and enternal organs.............

[Alexander JL]

Meanwhile, teewee1432, Mr.Matinee, and Laterose...

[Laterose]

wondered why there were in...

[LOTR RING]

middle of nowhere on a cartrip to Cananda

[Mr.Matinee]

To meet a real Mountie...

[spiderman_2k]

But all he found was a...

[Mr.Matinee]

Golden statue of Frizzo playing...

[Alexander JL]

with his own tiny little...

[Sub_zero3]

clown nose that really wouldn't......

[Alexander JL]

honk. This was because Sub_zero3...

[Sub_zero3]

was jumping on it so.....

[Alexander JL]

everyone had to convince him that...

[Sub_zero3]

Frizzo is a ghost waiting.....

[spiderman_2k]

To not be mentioned again...

[Sub_zero3]

to Spiderman_2k because he once....

[spiderman_2k]

Drunk out of a fishtank....

[Sub_zero3]

then swallowed a mini Frizzo...

[Mr.Matinee]

and had a brain hemmorage...

[Sub_zero3]

for 3 hours then he.......

[hpk37067]

realized mini Frizzo wasn't dead.....

[Laterose]

but really was in Canada...

[Alexander JL]

in bed with Marvin and...

[spiderman_2k]

his fetish for the Hulk.....

[Laterose]

meanwhile, back in New York City...

[Sub_zero3]

Alexander JL was making a.....

[Alexander JL]

pass at Cameron Diaz, who...

[Mr.Matinee]

was shoping for shoes at...

[WebMonkey]

her local video store when

[Mr.Matinee]

Mr.Matinee shot AlexanderJl,saved Cameron....

[teewee1432]

Cameron ran off with Teewee1432.........

[WebMonkey]

to the island off the

[Alexander JL]

coast. But she wanted Alexander...

[WebMonkey]

wanted him so badly to..

[teewee1432]

return her back to WebMonkey.............

[Sub_zero3]

and slap his big fat....

[teewee1432]

face in, then she realized...........

[Balrog of Moria]

she was really very naked

[Mr.Matinee]

and it was cold in...

[WebMonkey]

and she wanted him to

[teewee1432]

see the HULK with her......

[WebMonkey]

and fix her car with

[Sub_zero3]

his mom and return to....

[teewee1432]

the Matrix one more time.....

[WebMonkey]

and then again and again..

[Mr.Matinee]

Until JBond came in and...

[Laterose]

changed the settings on their...

[spiderman_2k]

User CP so they didnt...

[Laterose]

look like the Terminator anymore...

[Alexander JL]

. So Cameron went back home,

[Sub_zero3]

and watched Matrix over and

[WebMonkey]

and notice that Neo asks

[hpk37067]

What the f*** is going.......

[Alexander JL]

(since hpk's post had no continuity, my post continues where Webmonkey's left off)

Webmonkey to dance naked with...

[WebMonkey]

him under the plane moon

[Mr.Matinee]

until the sun exploded,when

[teewee1432]

she suddenly relized the time.......

[Alexander JL]

(who is she?)

and rushed to her date...

[Sub_zero3]

while WebMonkey was alone on....

[Laterose]

a sofa, wondering if he...

[Alexander JL]

would ever date Jarbacca again.

[Laterose]

But, then the phone rang...

[LOTR RING]

and it was Jarbacca himself...

[funnie bunnie]

admitting his love for.......RUBBERBANDS!!

[todd philip]

and then all of a...

[funnie bunnie]

sudden, Jarbacca did the macarena!!

[Balrog of Moria]

He was no longer banned

[teewee1432]

In the united states for,............

[Laterose]

Bush had been bribed by...

[hpk37067]

the muppets to sell his

[funnie bunnie]

daughter to the traveling circus!

[Laterose]

Meanwhile, Headhunter sneaked into a....

[teewee1432]

private screening of Freaky Friday..........

[Laterose]

only to be caught and...

[hpk37067]

got PIGLET'S BIG MOVIE when.......

[Laterose]

suddenly hpk37067 shows up and...

[hpk37067]

shoves maps down his throat......:D

[Laterose]

what else did you expect?

[WebMonkey]

monkies to fly out of

[Laterose]

Webmonkey's brain? Anyway, in Toronto...

[freakyplatypus]

is this gas station that...

[hpk37067]

had Webmonkey's pants in there........

[teewee1432]

from 5 nights before, and..........

[Mr.Matinee]

the skull of Dennis Leary...

[bbf2]

said "Shut the hell up"

[WebMonkey]

and started to see why

[Sub_zero3]

WebMonkey had multiple colors for....

[WebMonkey]

eyes, and for his hands...

[hpk37067]

when out of the blue......

[Laterose]

Orlando Bloom appeared and said...

[WebMonkey]

"trust me, iam a rude..."

[Laterose]

(do you mean "dude?")

WebMonkey came for his pants...

[WebMonkey]

(sorry, yeah i did)

missed and fell down a

[Laterose]

rabbit hole and found himself...

[teewee1432]

narrowly escaping with his life..........

[hpk37067]

within the matrix when Morpheus............

[Sub_zero3]

told him you must tell...

[teewee1432]

the truth once and for........

[hpk37067]

all and he jumped out.............

[spiderman_2k]

Of a lemon and landed

[teewee1432]

right in the middle of............

[hpk37067]

two sumo wrestlers fighting for..............

[teewee1432]

liberty,truth,and the american......

[hpk37067]

hot dog as they wrestled............

[spiderman_2k]

There Sumo Thongs Fell...

[hpk37067]

off and they ran around.......................

[Sub_zero3]

naked, singing the music called.......

[WebMonkey]

Prince and Elton John, how

[Sub_zero3]

would you marry someone who.....

[MovieFreak]

had an affair with your...

[dr_evil]

grandma, and also your best.......

[Mr.Matinee]

friend,who might/might not...

[teewee1432]

turn out to be your............

[Laterose]

father, which is truly frightening...

[WebMonkey]

in a Twin Peaks way..

[Laterose]

Meanwhile, in a world where...

[WebMonkey]

toads were bus drivers and

[Laterose]

Sirius Black was actually alive...

[WebMonkey]

and well, living in my

[Laterose]

attic, playing nitendo with Laterose....

[WebMonkey]

who was her normal beautiful self (i know that was six, but hey, it needed to be said.) ;)

[Laterose]

(thanks :D :D :D)

and then WebMonkey came in...

[WebMonkey]

carrying a huge bunch of..

[hpk37067]

carrots underneath the bananas as...........

[Laterose]

attempted to feed his pet...

[hpk37067]

through his ear when suddenly..................

[Sub_zero3]

His Brain explode and he........

[WebMonkey]

caught the last bits as

[spiderman_2k]

Ice in his cold drink...

[Laterose]

which he offered to Sirius....

[hpk37067]

but he accidentally drank it.........

[Laterose]

and spat it unto the...

[hpk37067]

face of George Bush when....................

[Laterose]

Laterose ran back to Canada...

[hpk37067]

to get her plastic toys..............

[spiderman_2k]

But she get lost in...

[Laterose]

Detroit, Michigan home of the....

[hpk37067]

flattened platypus when freakyplatypus got..............

[teewee1432]

run over by a large........

[spiderman_2k]

Pot noodle van, which was

[WebMonkey]

speeding down the road towards

[hpk37067]

the next hitchhiker to run.....................

[Laterose]

them over, but the hitchhiker...

[hpk37067]

had kung fu skills so......................

[Laterose]

he chucked them at the...

[teewee1432]

nearest waitress he could find.........

[spiderman_2k]

Who danced around a Tree...

[Laterose]

believing a hobbit lived in...

[PsychoMike]

the ground. He began to

[hpk37067]

spit huge wads of spit.....................

[Laterose]

at the hitchker who then...

[hpk37067]

took some chopsticks and started....................

[Laterose]

to eat Chinese food because...

[teewee1432]

it was the first thing...........

[Laterose]

edible within 5000 miles and....

[spiderman_2k]

he drank some vinegar with...

[Laterose]

it and said to Sirius...

[hpk37067]

can you change the transmition....................

[spiderman_2k]

All were picking up is....

[teewee1432]

death threats from the local................

[Balrog of Moria]

people at the local yogurt shoppe

[WebMonkey]

who love bathing in raw

[Laterose]

sewage freshly delivered from a.....

[spiderman_2k]

KFC and a Pizza Hut.....:D

[WebMonkey]

which is run by mad

[Laterose]

cows which are trained by.....

[Sub_zero3]

icemonkeys who are from the.,....

[hpk37067]

Swedish Highlands of doom who..................

[Laterose]

were extras in the movie.....

[Sub_zero3]

and acted if they were...

[teewee1432]

the star of the project...............

[hpk37067]

when out of the blue................................

[PsychoMike]

The real movie stars appeared...

[Sub_zero3]

and they kicked them until.......

[teewee1432]

they agreed to give up.........

[hpk37067]

two ounces of sweaty socks................

[Sub_zero3]

in a can of Pickle......

[hpk37067]

juice and two boxes of...................

[Balrog of Moria]

crayola crayons to color with

[hpk37067]

and a green banana to.............................

[Balrog of Moria]

the band members of Metallica

[PsychoMike]

Who used them to wash...

[Balrog of Moria]

all theyre toe nails and

[Laterose]

then gave them away to....

[hpk37067]

a whale saving fund that...................

[WebMonkey]

whos leader was teewee and

[NeoVsYoda]

He always smelt of disgusting

[hpk37067]

failure and manure like the.......................

[The Inc]

salmon of capastrano. But he.....

[Sub_zero3]

always wore the same cloths...

[smokiechimp]

because he was a dirty.........

[Balrog of Moria]

and was allergic to water

[Laterose]

much like a friend of...

[dark_nemesis]

the smelly, old baboons in...

(sorry bout that smelly baboon part smokiechimp)

[Laterose]

a zoo located in a....

[Sub_zero3]

chocolate factory with nothing but .......

[Laterose]

apes, lions, tigers and bears

[Sub_zero3]

who drank chocolate milk until.....

[Laterose]

they realize they were not...

[Sub_zero3]

eating at all and ate.....

[Laterose]

some chinese food from a....

[WebMonkey]

bucket, when suddenly throught the

[Sub_zero3]

darkness came Ying Gou who

[dark_nemesis]

liked eating swiss cheese while...

[Tasty Humans]

blowing on his own dick

[hpk37067]

which he realized wasn't a ..........................

[big_boy_01]

very good ideas because he .........

[EnderDeschain]

could easily snap his neck

[hpk37067]

and be stuck like that........................

[Laterose]

forever and ever which wouldn't....

[spiderman_2k]

Be good when headbanging as....

[Laterose]

rather hard to do when....

[Sub_zero3]

he fight one million ninjas......

[hpk37067]

naked and with a spatula...................

[EnderDeschain]

during a never ending sentence...

[hpk37067]

like what we're doing here........................

[teewee1432]

over and over and over.........

[big_boy_01]

BUT THEN HE BROKE HIS ....

[hpk37067]

medula oblongata and then he........................

[Sub_zero3]

calls out Godzilla and King Kong

[teewee1432]

and challenges them to a...........

[hpk37067]

thumb war which he loses.....................

[Sub_zero3]

and summons his Condor to.......

[hpk37067]

fly him to Neverland....................

[spiderman_2k]

But gets lost and ends

[teewee1432]

up back in the same...........

[EnderDeschain]

position, head between his legs...

[spiderman_2k]

doing the funky chicken dance....

[hpk37067]

while carving a picture of.............................

[Sub_zero3]

His Sword made of ice

[spiderman_2k]

Which melted when he put....

[EnderDeschain]

a hot poker up his...

[hpk37067]

ass and he screamed......................

[EnderDeschain]

"That was only four words!"

[Sub_zero3]

I Am from kansas and

[teewee1432]

we don't gotta take this........

[todd philip]

ANYMORE, i feel like i ...

[Sub_zero3]

was stuffed up like a.....

[todd philip]

alter boy on sunday, whew!

[hpk37067]

So he went to the.........................

[hpk37067]

So he went to the.........................

*nice

[todd philip]

candy factory to buy some...