View Full Version : Add 5 words....An CS story
Kitty
05-18-2003, 08:42 PM
as they started fighting over
MovieFreak
05-19-2003, 05:30 PM
whos fault it was that...
LOTR RING
05-19-2003, 05:37 PM
LOTR RING tried to stop...
evilsquishy
05-19-2003, 10:36 PM
the bartender from serving them...
Citizen Kane
05-19-2003, 10:43 PM
Screwdrivers with Drano mixed in...
evilsquishy
05-19-2003, 10:55 PM
with banana juice, from concentrate.
todd philip
05-19-2003, 11:07 PM
the bartender handed LOTR RING the...
evilsquishy
05-19-2003, 11:11 PM
tab, who then told Jbond....
Kitty
05-19-2003, 11:49 PM
to go screw himself. How
Citizen Kane
05-20-2003, 12:34 AM
often has JBond heard that?
JBond and Frizzo The Clown,
Laterose
05-20-2003, 08:52 AM
thinking for the first time
smokiechimp
05-20-2003, 10:43 AM
that they both realy love......
to torture and murder spammers.
Peter
05-20-2003, 04:55 PM
And they are not the...
best of hunting down people.
Laterose
05-20-2003, 07:20 PM
So they hire an axe-murderer
Not Mike Myers of course...
evilsquishy
05-20-2003, 08:39 PM
They said "Watch out for..."
smokiechimp
05-20-2003, 08:56 PM
the step as all of a.........
evilsquishy
05-20-2003, 09:06 PM
he fell over a ladder...
Kitty
05-20-2003, 11:31 PM
and ripped his pants. JBond
smokiechimp
05-21-2003, 05:11 PM
spat his cup of tea.....
evilsquishy
05-21-2003, 10:03 PM
into Frizzo's lap, who yelled..".....
Laterose
05-22-2003, 04:48 PM
****, that's not cool, man!"
evilsquishy
05-22-2003, 09:45 PM
He then chucked a hard...
And his **** suffered failure
Laterose
05-23-2003, 07:32 PM
Then, said, "Where's that going?"
evilsquishy
05-23-2003, 07:41 PM
Everyone asked, "Where's what going?"
Citizen Kane
05-23-2003, 08:41 PM
"I'll tell you," Kane said.
evilsquishy
05-23-2003, 08:47 PM
So he gathered everyone together.....
Citizen Kane
05-23-2003, 10:51 PM
Kane prepared to tell them.
evilsquishy
05-24-2003, 12:21 AM
"You know that package, that....."
Citizen Kane
05-24-2003, 01:20 AM
cocaine etc., sent to Frizzo?"
Laterose
05-24-2003, 10:18 AM
"that package has been delievered...."
LOTR RING
05-24-2003, 03:41 PM
all his midget slaves too...
evilsquishy
05-24-2003, 11:43 PM
anwer the door when it.....
Citizen Kane
05-25-2003, 02:56 AM
arrived, via Newman, the postman
Laterose
05-25-2003, 11:58 AM
And he said, eyebrows raised
evilsquishy
05-25-2003, 08:44 PM
"What happened Friday, June 16th?
evilsquishy
05-26-2003, 11:01 PM
I have 62 posts in here:(
dr_evil
05-26-2003, 11:26 PM
and i only have 7 :(
evilsquishy
05-27-2003, 09:52 PM
Mant posts here = bad thing;).....
LOTR RING
05-28-2003, 04:30 PM
This story is making no sense whatsoever, why dont we start ALL over...
Once upon a time there...
Laterose
05-28-2003, 07:44 PM
was a young boy named...
evilsquishy
05-28-2003, 10:19 PM
Jack, and his girlfriend, Jill......
dr_evil
05-28-2003, 10:41 PM
and they both were virgins
evilsquishy
05-28-2003, 10:48 PM
until they tumbled down hill.....
dr_evil
05-28-2003, 10:51 PM
while getting a pail of.......
evilsquishy
05-28-2003, 11:48 PM
liquid nitrogen, to everyone's suprise.
LOTR RING
05-29-2003, 05:07 PM
The reason they had fetched...
Laterose
05-29-2003, 07:23 PM
Air Force One the Musical
evilsquishy
05-29-2003, 09:02 PM
is because they're insane and....
Citizen Kane
05-31-2003, 09:03 PM
obsessed with Gary Oldman, eek!
spiderman_2k
05-31-2003, 09:08 PM
The Musical was rubbish so...
smokiechimp
05-31-2003, 09:14 PM
They went and ate spam.........
evilsquishy
05-31-2003, 09:16 PM
which is good with kool-aid....
smokiechimp
05-31-2003, 09:18 PM
and a nice Australian red.......
evilsquishy
05-31-2003, 09:50 PM
taco shell, baked with finest....
Citizen Kane
05-31-2003, 09:54 PM
hot peppers, made by insane
spiderman_2k
06-01-2003, 01:28 AM
Settlers from Amsterdamn, then
Citizen Kane
06-01-2003, 02:54 AM
they watched the weird musical.
smokiechimp
06-01-2003, 07:04 AM
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang whilst......
spiderman_2k
06-01-2003, 07:08 AM
Munching on Mexican Tortillas they.....
smokiechimp
06-01-2003, 08:43 AM
decided they sucked and went.....
Peter
06-01-2003, 10:50 AM
Fishing, buth they did not....
spiderman_2k
06-01-2003, 11:20 AM
Catch any mermaids so they
evilsquishy
06-01-2003, 12:45 PM
Got some scuba gear and.....
Laterose
06-02-2003, 07:48 PM
cried their way through LOTR
evilsquishy
06-05-2003, 06:05 PM
the musical, the corniest show...
Laterose
06-05-2003, 07:23 PM
in the world, next to
evilsquishy
06-05-2003, 09:22 PM
American Juniors, which only got
smokiechimp
06-06-2003, 08:10 PM
a kick in the nuts........
evilsquishy
06-06-2003, 08:56 PM
from Carrot Top. How pathetic.
Kitty
06-07-2003, 12:01 AM
So anyways: Once upon a
Laterose
06-07-2003, 09:40 AM
time, there was a boy
Hitman
06-07-2003, 05:01 PM
who registered at Coming Soon!
Kitty
06-07-2003, 05:41 PM
He was a midget-lovin
Hitman
06-07-2003, 06:06 PM
cross dressin pervert that liked
spiderman_2k
06-07-2003, 08:39 PM
Peeling Bannanas and eating the
evilsquishy
06-07-2003, 09:08 PM
frosting on the oreos first.
Kitty
06-07-2003, 10:40 PM
But who cares? Lets take
Hitman
06-07-2003, 11:01 PM
a trip down memory lane.
LOTR RING
06-08-2003, 10:52 AM
When he was a kid...
Hitman
06-08-2003, 03:52 PM
and barely had chest hair.
smokiechimp
06-08-2003, 07:04 PM
this little girl called bob.....
evilsquishy
06-08-2003, 11:08 PM
ran out to see the
Hitman
06-10-2003, 11:25 PM
very last Police Academy movie.
LOTR RING
06-11-2003, 04:02 PM
On the way there he
Laterose
06-11-2003, 07:35 PM
met an unusual girl named
evilsquishy
06-11-2003, 08:08 PM
Topanga, from the country of
Laterose
06-11-2003, 08:13 PM
Swali, a dense forest kingdom
Hitman
06-11-2003, 10:22 PM
where Smokey The Bear hibernates.
IdahoMR2man
06-12-2003, 02:39 PM
There he took Topanga to
todd philip
06-13-2003, 03:41 PM
chucky cheese, they eat a ...
smokiechimp
06-13-2003, 06:18 PM
Big Bastard Burger and shagged.........
Laterose
06-14-2003, 09:12 AM
in the parking lot while
Kitty
06-14-2003, 02:19 PM
Peter Pan flew away with
LOTR RING
06-14-2003, 07:29 PM
Wendy and Ronald Mcdonald. IN...
smokiechimp
06-14-2003, 08:15 PM
The Delorian Time Mechine, but.........
spiderman_2k
06-15-2003, 08:58 AM
It broke so they stole....
chinball wizard
06-15-2003, 01:54 PM
a wheelbarrow and a....
evilsquishy
06-15-2003, 03:38 PM
giant named Fezzik who said..
chinball wizard
06-15-2003, 08:34 PM
i am diego montoya prepare...
Kitty
06-15-2003, 08:52 PM
to get eaten! So they
chinball wizard
06-15-2003, 10:16 PM
had tacos and lied about....
todd philip
06-17-2003, 10:00 PM
drinking hot beer and smoking...
Glordreen
06-17-2003, 10:24 PM
molten rock and taking a....
funnie bunnie
06-18-2003, 01:26 AM
dump on the Eiffel Tower!
chinball wizard
06-18-2003, 01:34 AM
the french considered this a....
todd philip
06-18-2003, 05:04 PM
Great gesture of approval, then...
funnie bunnie
06-18-2003, 05:16 PM
threw rice and watched the.......
chinball wizard
06-19-2003, 11:24 PM
motherf**ka burn while roasting marshmellows.
todd philip
06-19-2003, 11:41 PM
on his burning crispy corpse.
Glordreen
06-20-2003, 12:07 AM
That tasted like an ass.
chinball wizard
06-21-2003, 12:45 AM
just like a glordreen ass.
Brock Landers
06-21-2003, 01:43 AM
Then had his face smashed
chinball wizard
06-21-2003, 02:54 AM
in a f5 phony way...
Laterose
06-21-2003, 11:04 AM
and he sold it on..
Hitman
06-22-2003, 01:02 AM
to crack dealer Tyrone Biggums.
Tim37ninjageniu
06-22-2003, 10:00 PM
Who in turn sold it toooo
a time traveler named Jules
smokiechimp
06-23-2003, 04:34 PM
Holland and he decided to......
evilsquishy
06-23-2003, 04:41 PM
bury it along with 120...
chinball wizard
06-25-2003, 12:44 AM
tampons in a sacred forest.
Laterose
06-25-2003, 05:43 PM
full of feminsts aiming to convert
evilsquishy
06-26-2003, 12:47 AM
men to sex slaves in
todd philip
06-26-2003, 03:54 PM
order to fullfill the women's...
Laterose
06-27-2003, 01:57 PM
waiting list which is 20....
todd philip
06-27-2003, 04:07 PM
days old. They then took...
spiderman_2k
06-27-2003, 04:56 PM
Chipmunks to the post-office....
todd philip
06-27-2003, 05:02 PM
so they could deliver a...
Laterose
06-27-2003, 05:08 PM
pack of cigarattes to Jamacia
todd philip
06-27-2003, 10:37 PM
to thier good friend peter...
Laterose
06-30-2003, 11:23 AM
who doesn't want to pay...
Hitman
07-02-2003, 02:31 PM
...because he's already in debt.
Laterose
07-03-2003, 11:47 AM
because he bought too many...
Balrog of Moria
07-05-2003, 01:10 AM
Penuts with his credit card
smokiechimp
07-05-2003, 07:04 AM
Then suddenly out of the..........
hpk37067
07-05-2003, 11:13 AM
Blue a man came riding...
Balrog of Moria
07-05-2003, 11:34 AM
into town in a ford
hpk37067
07-05-2003, 05:55 PM
Wearing a pink and green...
Balrog of Moria
07-05-2003, 08:28 PM
panties. Stuart Little then said
hpk37067
07-05-2003, 09:04 PM
Lets have a burger and...
Balrog of Moria
07-06-2003, 12:42 PM
Some french fries that squirm
Laterose
07-06-2003, 04:28 PM
and then, maybe a coke
Balrog of Moria
07-06-2003, 09:52 PM
to wash away the thirst
Laterose
07-07-2003, 09:32 AM
and then we'll go to....
Hitman
07-09-2003, 10:07 AM
Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida.
Balrog of Moria
07-10-2003, 12:44 AM
and ride the jaws ride
Laterose
07-10-2003, 09:35 AM
three thousand times until they
Balrog of Moria
07-11-2003, 02:44 AM
jump in the water and
Laterose
07-11-2003, 09:44 AM
face the incrediably fake, yet...
hpk37067
07-11-2003, 11:26 AM
swim away on a beautiful......
Laterose
07-11-2003, 01:37 PM
sunset, until they found themseleves
hpk37067
07-11-2003, 02:01 PM
locked in a cage full.......
Hitman
07-11-2003, 05:50 PM
of man hungry chickens and
EnderDeschain
07-11-2003, 06:23 PM
seven thousand screaming angry Ethiopians
Laterose
07-12-2003, 04:54 PM
which, susipiciously, all seemed to...
Sub_zero3
07-13-2003, 10:59 AM
make the same sound and....
Balrog of Moria
07-13-2003, 04:12 PM
Looked very hungry and Mal-Nourished
spiderman_2k
07-13-2003, 04:46 PM
so they walked to McDonalds.....
Sub_zero3
07-13-2003, 04:53 PM
and bought 2 Big Macs and Large fries then.....
spiderman_2k
07-13-2003, 04:56 PM
Threw them at old people.....
(Its also add 5 word story, so stick to adding 5 words)
Sub_zero3
07-13-2003, 04:59 PM
who threw back oatmeal then.....
Laterose
07-14-2003, 11:04 AM
start sipping some orange juice...
EnderDeschain
07-14-2003, 12:31 PM
and driving their Larks into...
spiderman_2k
07-14-2003, 12:35 PM
A rather large space station....
Balrog of Moria
07-14-2003, 06:29 PM
where the fough darth vader
Hitman
07-14-2003, 07:26 PM
Then all of the sudden...
Laterose
07-15-2003, 09:58 AM
it wasn't darth vader anymore...
EnderDeschain
07-15-2003, 03:15 PM
it was Jar Jar Binks
Laterose
07-16-2003, 10:22 AM
so they stood perfectlly still....
PsychoMike
07-16-2003, 02:46 PM
until Jar Jar opened his...
spiderman_2k
07-16-2003, 03:06 PM
Box of chocolates revealing a.......
Balrog of Moria
07-16-2003, 08:31 PM
Box of choclates and a
Hitman
07-17-2003, 12:16 AM
half naked blow up doll.
EnderDeschain
07-17-2003, 05:37 PM
that he had named Padme
Laterose
07-18-2003, 09:45 AM
which was an odd name....
spiderman_2k
07-18-2003, 12:31 PM
As Natalie Portman is sexy.....
Hitman
07-18-2003, 01:31 PM
...Keira Knightley is even better.
spiderman_2k
07-18-2003, 02:25 PM
Having both of them together.......
Hitman
07-18-2003, 04:56 PM
...would be almost like Heaven.
spiderman_2k
07-18-2003, 05:00 PM
On earth....That is a...
Hitman
07-18-2003, 05:43 PM
undeniable fantasy. Not to mention...
spiderman_2k
07-18-2003, 05:49 PM
The money from video sales.. :D
EnderDeschain
07-18-2003, 06:06 PM
would finance a small army
spiderman_2k
07-18-2003, 06:14 PM
Who would run around for....
Hitman
07-18-2003, 06:29 PM
pimps? Britney Spears showed interest...
spiderman_2k
07-18-2003, 06:37 PM
But her breasts exploded before....
Hitman
07-18-2003, 06:43 PM
...Carson Daly could lick them.
spiderman_2k
07-18-2003, 06:52 PM
The next day on T.V.....
Balrog of Moria
07-18-2003, 08:16 PM
he tried to lick them
Hitman
07-19-2003, 01:09 AM
through the televison screen but
Balrog of Moria
07-19-2003, 02:03 AM
static electricity hurt his nose
Alexander JL
07-19-2003, 06:10 AM
very badly. It started bleeding
spiderman_2k
07-19-2003, 07:00 AM
And the blood was acidic
WebMonkey
07-19-2003, 07:18 AM
looking at it, he noticed...
Laterose
07-19-2003, 10:51 AM
a strange colour to which...
Alexander JL
07-19-2003, 11:12 AM
little worms were crawling around
WebMonkey
07-19-2003, 11:13 AM
making funny faces at him..
Hitman
07-19-2003, 12:44 PM
It appeared to be Beetlejuice.
WebMonkey
07-19-2003, 12:51 PM
waving, smiling and pulling his...
Alexander JL
07-20-2003, 04:39 AM
very very itty bitty little
WebMonkey
07-20-2003, 06:41 AM
toe nails out with their..
EnderDeschain
07-20-2003, 11:09 AM
amazing Carry-like mental powers
Alexander JL
07-20-2003, 12:09 PM
. When suddenly, in came Jbond
Balrog of Moria
07-20-2003, 01:23 PM
arse naked wearing a hat
WebMonkey
07-20-2003, 01:43 PM
talking loudly about shaving his...
Alexander JL
07-20-2003, 01:49 PM
hairy armpits. Then came Webmonkey
WebMonkey
07-20-2003, 01:56 PM
who offered to help but..
Sub_zero3
07-20-2003, 04:19 PM
got killed before he went......
spiderman_2k
07-20-2003, 07:37 PM
To save the little puppies
Hitman
07-21-2003, 12:13 AM
from a burning whore house.
spiderman_2k
07-21-2003, 06:04 AM
So he went to a bar....
Alexander JL
07-21-2003, 08:23 AM
and tried picking up spiderman_2k
Laterose
07-21-2003, 10:45 AM
but that really didn't work...
Sub_zero3
07-21-2003, 11:30 AM
because he was dancing like.....
spiderman_2k
07-21-2003, 11:33 AM
A hyped up mad-man... ;)
Sub_zero3
07-21-2003, 11:56 AM
who doesn't like drinking because.......
WebMonkey
07-21-2003, 12:00 PM
he was pissed all ready..
Sub_zero3
07-21-2003, 12:02 PM
so he kicks WebMonkey continuiouesly
WebMonkey
07-21-2003, 01:22 PM
till he bleeds badly from
Sub_zero3
07-21-2003, 04:35 PM
the head to toe then......
hpk37067
07-21-2003, 09:18 PM
pounds him to the dirt......
Alexander JL
07-22-2003, 12:46 AM
before they go to bed.
WebMonkey
07-22-2003, 10:26 AM
He dreams about the monsters
Alexander JL
07-22-2003, 10:41 AM
who come at night to
WebMonkey
07-22-2003, 10:43 AM
tickle him while the moon
hpk37067
07-22-2003, 11:45 AM
burns off his face in
Sub_zero3
07-22-2003, 11:57 AM
then out the closet came....
WebMonkey
07-22-2003, 12:01 PM
Eddie Murphy selling his new
hpk37067
07-22-2003, 12:08 PM
bandana with pink lace and.....
Sub_zero3
07-22-2003, 12:10 PM
and a skull on the.....
hpk37067
07-22-2003, 12:15 PM
front of the bandana with......
Sub_zero3
07-22-2003, 12:17 PM
Eddie Murhy sleeping with someone......
Alexander JL
07-22-2003, 12:31 PM
. That someone was Sub_zero in...
hpk37067
07-22-2003, 02:19 PM
the Wal Mart across the street.......
spiderman_2k
07-22-2003, 02:58 PM
Checking out the male workers....
hpk37067
07-22-2003, 03:00 PM
while tring on lingurie when.........
teewee1432
07-22-2003, 08:34 PM
she recieved an urgent call..................
hpk37067
07-22-2003, 10:12 PM
from the local casino asking......
Alexander JL
07-23-2003, 02:25 AM
hpk37067 out for a date...
WebMonkey
07-23-2003, 04:33 AM
and the keys to his
Laterose
07-23-2003, 09:22 AM
new car, but of course...
smokiechimp
07-23-2003, 10:00 AM
It was realy a passionwaggon.....
WebMonkey
07-23-2003, 10:49 AM
with dice hanging from the
Sub_zero3
07-23-2003, 11:00 AM
steering wheel was too big
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