The Mystery of Planet Ariadne

[Kitty]

THE MYSTERY OF PLANET ARIADNE
Starring: bbf2(the main dude who's the captian of the crew)
Including: Rouge(one of the presidents),
PlayingGod(the dude who blows things up & main weapon person & crew member),
JBond(an alien),
funnie bunnie(another president),
Knerys(a crew member and main engineer),
Citizen Kane(a crew member and main person in charge of the controls),
Skittles(an explorer from other planets),
MovieFreak(another explorer from other planets),
Optimus Prime(the robot/spaceship),
Colorado Cajun(another crew member and second-in-command),
Kitty(another president),
Godzilla(an evil crew member and oxygen manager),
Iben(another alien),
Frizzo(the clown and aluen dude),
and MovieDudeGuy(another explorer from other planets).


It all starts on the Planet Ariadne. A peaceful planet by the looks of it, but when you go into the depths of it, it isn't so pleasant. Here we see President Kitty and President Rouge fighting on how to get rid of the world's obesity.

President Kitty: I'm telling you, we should just wipe out all of the fast food places and make them salad places.

President Rouge: I don't think that anyone would be happy, even me.

President funnie bunnie: Hold on you two, I just got word from Explorer MovieDudeGuy that he has just spotted a asteriod that's heading our way fast. It just appeared out of nowhere. How will we handle this without a huge argument again?

President Rouge: Well I think that Explorer MovieDudeGuy should come in here and tell us exactly where this asteroid is and where it came from.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Okay then Miss President.

*Explorer MovieDudeGuy walks into the meeting room with his two assistants, Explorer Skittles and Explorer MovieFreak with little square metal boxes with a little button on each of them. They sit them all on a certain place on the table and they both push all of the buttons on all of them. Then appears a huge map of the Solar System and the galaxies near it.*

Explorer Skittles: You see *points to another sun from another planet* there is where it came from. it just shot out of there.

Explorer MovieFreak: And over here *points to a little brown dot near Mars* is where the asteriod and a bunch of miniture asteriods are right here. There heading here at an incredible speed.

President funnie bunnie: When do you think the asteriods will collide with this planet explorers?

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: I would expect it to collide within 48 hours or 40 hours, around that time period.

President Rouge: Then that settles it. Explorers, I want you three to find the best of the best to come over here for a meeting. I want this asteroid destroyed or moved away as fast as possible.

President Kitty: Do you know how large the asteriod is though explorers?

*Explorer MovieFreak presses a green button on one o fthe boxes and it zooms in with the asteriod. The little computer inside of the box measures it and then it comes up with a not exact number at all*

Explorer MovieFreak: The computer seems to be breaking, it's not reading it right.

*Explorer Skittles moves Explorer MovieFreak aside and then she takes out a screwdriver. She opens up the little box with the green button and messes around with the inside of it. She then looks up at the screen of it and then it turns all blurry, then it breaks in a burst of blue flames. Explorer Skittles throws the metal box to the side right away before it bursts into blue flames.*

*Then all of the other little metal boxes turn blurry and then a countdown appears on it. It starts by 9...*

President funnie bunnie: Let's all get out of here! It's going to blow!

*6.....5......4*

*Everyone runs out of the meeting hall*

*2......1*

BOOM!!!!

*Everyone of them ducks and covers underneath the benches outside of the meeting hall. Then they look out from under the benches and they see the meeting hall all in blue flames.*

President Rouge: Alright, is everyone unharmed?

Everyone else: Yes.

President Kitty: I think that someone wants this planet destroyed. *turns around at the explorers* Well? What are you waiting for? Get our crew to destroy the asteroid. President funnie bunnie, I believe that you will be looking at who did this?

President funnie bunnie: Yes I will Miss President Kitty.

*Then they all run off in different directions further into the city where the story continues.*



everyone like it so far?

[Colorado Cajun]

Yes I do like it Kitty. Good job

[Skittles]

great job! ^_^

[PlayingGod]

I wonder who planted the bomb....Nudge Nudge, wink wink, Say no more...

[Kitty]

We go to a dark alley within the city in the nighttime. There's a man there taking a smoke. You see the smoke glow glow up his face. He then takes the cig and throws it to the ground. He steps on it and sticks his hands in the pockets of his coat. He walks out of the alley into the neony city.

He walks into the sidewalk and walks to a building. The guy faces two midget bouncers and flashes a card at their faces. Then they get out of his way and let him through.

The club is crowded, and everyone is dancing. You see DJ Fatima rappin it up. The man goes through the crowd and sits in a chair in the bar. He wipes his hair away from his face, and it's bbf2.

bbf2: hey Frizzball, give me the usual.

Bartender Frizzo: Hey, that's not my name. say it again and i'll sick one of my midget bouncers on you.

bbf2: ok, ok then, just give me my drink.

Frizzo slides the drink over to bbf2, and he grabs it. he then takes a glup of it and then looks around in the bar. he then sees a hot red-head is sitting at the edge of the bar. bbf2 takes his drink and he walks over to the girl. he sits down next to her.

bbf2: Hey baby, how are you this fine night?

Iben: I'm good. And who are you?

bbf2: I'm the ma--

Colorado Cajun: Hey there dude, this is my woman.

Iben: What do you mean? I'm not your girlfriend.

Colorado Cajun: Of course you are, now buddy, go on and leave.

bbf2: fine then, you know where to find me if your lonely *bbf2 winks and then walks to a table*

Colorado Cajun: So how are you tonight Iben?

Iben: I would be better if you would get your arm off of my shoulder.

Colorado Cajun: Oh ok then.

He takes off his arm from her shoulder. then a person steps right behind the two and says...*

Explorer MovieFreak: Colorado Cajun, I would like to have a word with you.

Colorado Cajun: Well, okay then.

Colorado Cajun and Explorer MovieFreak walk out of the club and outside into the alley where bbf2 was.

Meanwhile Explorer Skittles walks up to bbf2.

Explorer Skittles: bbf2, come with me, we need to talk. *she winks at him*

bbf2: oh, ok then baby.

Explorer Skittles and bbf2 walk outside into the alley also. Then he sees Colorado Cajun at the other end of the alley. Then he sees Explorer MovieFreak grab his neck and makes him pass out. He falls to the floor and then bbf2 turns around and sees Explorer Skittles. She then grabs his neck and makes him pass out also. You see him fall to the floor, then the screen turns black, then we go to the next scene (which is the next part).


like it? i'm adding the people slowly, but if ur not in here yet, don't worry, you will be in it soon.

[Skittles]

its great! keep it up! ^_~

[MovieDudeGuy]

heehee, I'm makin' MFreak and Skittles do all the work.:D :D :D :D

[PlayingGod]

Hehe... Great Start....

[MovieFreak]

great job

[Madness]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
I wonder who planted the bomb....Nudge Nudge, wink wink, Say no more... A wink's as good as a nudge to a blind bat!!!......Is your wife a goer??

[Kitty]

Within the city at a shopping center is a woman walking around in there looking at all of the clothes in one store. She sees one that is to her liking, and she goes into the dressing room. she comes out a few minutes later and she is wearing a nice metallic-colored dark red dress with a slit on the side, and what do you know, it's Knerys. she looks at herself in the mirror and she poses and stuff and giggles.

Then Explorer MovieDudeGuy appears right behind her. She looks in the mirror in front of her and screams. She turns around and looks at him, and then he puts a finger to his lips which is saying be quiet. then he shoots her in the neck with a trainquilizer gun. she immedately passes out.

****

Over on the other side of the mall is Mr. Kane looking at all of the nice leather jackets that he's trying on. at the same time he's talking to his friend/owner of the store, JBond.

JBond: Yea, I think that jacket your wearing right now looks smashing on you, chap.

Mr. Kane: Really? Well I look like i'll attract a lot of ladies with this nice @$$ jacket. hey, how much did it cost again?

JBond: It costs 110 grenz.

Mr. Kane: Okay then.

Mr. Kane then pays for the jacket. He walks out of the store content and then someone approaches him. It's Explorer MovieFreak.

MovieFreak: Your going to have to come with me Mr. Kane.

Mr. Kane: Well, how about no, now leave me.

Mr. Kane walks away when suddenly from behind him Explorer MovieFreak hits him in the head with a little metal bat. Mr. Kane quickly passes out also.

****

Out in another part of the city is a man sitting in the bus. He's looking out into space, wondering to himself about all sorts of things. Then the bus stops, and a person walks into the bus and sits across from him. Then the bus starts again. It's Explorer Skittles, and the man is PlayingGod. Explorer Skittles then says...

Explorer Skittles: Hey hot stuff, come over here and keep me company.

PlayingGod then gets out of his seat and sits right next to Explorer Skittles. As soon as he sits down, he passes out. Explorer Skittles holds up a little tranquilizer pin that was in her hand that she just stuck into PlayingGod's neck.

****

Out in the bay riding in the water is the Optimus Prime who is in the shape of a boat. He's riding along the bay and you can see a beautiful two moons overhead.

In the front of the boat (well, not the front, but near it) is Godzilla looking into the bay water with his drink. He says...

Godzilla: Man, this is boring, how about we go and play some cards back at my cave?

Optimus Prime: Okay then.

Optimus Prime then turns around and heads back to shore. As soon as he turns around another boat is in his same direction, going straight towards him. Optimus Prime goes to the side sharply and barely misses the boat, spilling Godzilla's drink on himself and into the bay.

Then the boat that they nearly missed goes around and rams them hard. Then they keep doing that until they hit the bay shore and crash. Godzilla falls to the beach ground and hits his head on a rock, passing out. Then Optimus Prime shuts down temporairly.

The person in the other boat gets out revealing to be Explorer MovieDudeGuy. He then brings the two over to a secret headquaters (where the story continues)...

[MovieFreak]

sweet i'm kicking peoples ass :cool:

[Kitty]

bbf2: Ow! My f***in neck hurts. Where am i?

PlayingGod: That's the same thing that we would like to know.

Everyone starts waking up around the cold metal room. There seems to be a door but there's no handle to open it. there's no windows or anything in the room either, there's just seats propped up facing a wall, which they all have been sitting on.

bbf2 was about to stretch his arms when he realizes that his wrists are tied together, including his legs. everyone else in the room is finding that out at the same time too. but there metal, bbf2 thinks as he takes out a lighter. he then sighs and puts it back in his back pocket. Colorado Cajun then says...

Colorado Cajun: I wonder why were here for?

Then a screen pops up in front of the seats facing that one wall. Then there appears a person. It's a person wearing a uniform-like dress. she has her hair in two buns, and then she says...

President funnie bunnie: hello people, I am president funnie bunnie from the second moon that revolves around this planet. the three planet presidents which include myself have agreed to put you all in a mission.

Knerys: What mission, well, what i mean is for what exactly?

President funnie bunnie: The mission is to destroy this huge asteroid that could wipe us all out.

Optimus Prime: And that's it? Ha! That's the easiest mission i've ever heard of.

Colorado Cajun: Yea, same here. I accept the mission.

Optimus Prime: Yes, me too.

Godzilla: What the hell, I'm in it.

bbf2: I'll be in it.

Knerys: I'll be in it also, oh, and am i going to get busted for wearing this dress?

President funnie bunnie: Well........i........anyways, that means then that all of you accept. now if you all can please stay here and wait a second, the explorers will come in and tell you what to bring and what you need to do.

President funnie bunnie disappears as the screen also disappears. then all of the little metal cuffs and stuff disappear and there all free. then someone opens the door and steps inside. the door shuts quickly behind the three people. there standing near them is Explorer MovieDudeGuy, Explorer MovieFreak, and Explorer Skittles. A metal table comes out of the floor and then Explorer Skittles lays out a couple of metal boxes with a button on top of each one of them.

Then Explorer MovieFreak throws something at the ceiling that's glowing and then it turns pitch black. Then Explorer Skittles pushes each of the buttons on the little metal boxes and then it turns into one huge map of the solar system and a couple of other systems.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Hello everyone and welcome to the mission that you cannot fail, or else you all shall die along with the two moons and this planet.

Optimus Prime: C'mon, it's just a asteroid, very easy to get rid of.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Are you sure? I didn't think so. it isn't easy to get rid of. why is that you ask? because it's a huge asteroid made out of the strongest rock that cannot be broken. that piece was from the planet zorfon, it's actually one of there seven deserted moons from 2000 years ago. and now it's coming our way, and if we don't move it away from all of the planets, then it will kill everything in it's path, including all of us.

Godzilla: Wait a minute, you mean that it's one of THOSE moons?

Explorer MovieFreak: Yes Godzilla, it is one of THOSE moons, and it fell away from planet zorfon and it's heading here.

Colorado Cajun: Well that's something to look forward to isn't it?

Explorer Skittles: Look you little s***, you better get suited up with everyone else right now and move this asteroid or else your going to freakin die with the rest of our people. Everyone, you know what our target is, and you know what you all must do, now all of you go out into the Spaceship Prime. Yes Prime, your going to be their spaceship, and don't give me any s*** either. Everyone understand?

Everyone on the crew: Yes.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Alright then, move this asteroid in 24 hours or else, now go, go, GO!

The crew people run off into another room and they get ready to move the asteroid from their planet's certain doom...

[MovieDudeGuy]

cool. Just one question: Am I coming on the ship? I sure hope I am ;) ;)

[Skittles]

wow, i sure do have a mouth on me...
watch out 4 me! i'll kick ur @ $ $! wooo!

by the way... good...great..superb job kittycat;) hehheh:p

[MovieDudeGuy]

I 'gree with Skittles!

[bbf2]

Wow, I just saw this and it is fantastic! This is really great! ...now where's my lighter? ;)

[Iben]

It's good Kitty cat.

[PlayingGod]

Great http://comingsoon.net/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

[Kitty]

We go to the crew getting all dressed and ready for their mission. Everyone gets finished getting dressed pretty much at the same time, and they all meet in another room. it's painted white, and i mean a bright white. they all go in through the only door and then the door closes behind Knerys, who was the last crew member to get in there. everyone is looking around and they see no other way out.

then another door appears on the other side of the room and the the three explorers step in. then the door closes by itself and vanishes instantly. Explorer MovieDudeGuy steps in front of them all and then he lifts up his sleeve on his left arm. he then looks at his watch and whispers something to it. then suddenly the watch makes a strange beeping noise and then the watch shoots a little green laser at the middle of the floor (and all of the crew steps away from that part of the floor already). then you hear a little rumbling sound and then a table pops up. then it unfolds and there is like about 30 types of weapons.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Okay crew, you are all allowed to bring at least three, so if you want to, carry as many as you can.

Optimus Prime: Well I can't that's for sure.

Explorer MovieFreak: Of course we know that. you need to step out right now to get ready prime.

A door appears in another part of another wall in the room. then Optimus Prime and Explorer MovieFreak walk out through the door, and then the whole door vanishes once again to look just like a regular wall.

A few minutes later everyone has all of their weapons in their hands. Explorer Skittles lightly taps the table that was full of weapons and then it folds back up and then it goes back into the floor like it was never there.

bbf2: Now, one question here Explorers, why do we have to go and move this asteroid, why can't our normal technology do that like in the past?

Explorer Skittles: Well that's because someone has broke into the main room of DASC and someone took the main power core from it. you see, we only have one. and when we made that one it was made within 100 years, so it would take way too much time to make another one, as you know now.

bbf2: So why don't we just look for the guy?

Explorer Skittles: Well we are looking for the person or persons who have commited this crime at the moment, but if we find the main power core and install it before you reach the asteroid, we'll call you via screen and you all can just come back home.

Godzilla: So we better get on out there and move this asteroid, is that right Explorers?

Explorer MovieDudeGuy looks at Godzilla carefully and then he says...

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Okay then crew, you have about five mintues until you aboard the Spaceship Prime.

Colorado Cajun: I better have my last beer then.

Colorado Cajun drinks a beer in one whole gulp, and then Mr. Kane says...

Mr. Kane: What? Are you expecting us to fail and for us all to die?

Colorado Cajun: No, I always have a beer before I go up into space.

Mr. Kane: Oh ok, that explains it.

Five mintues later everyone's chit-chatting. Then the door where Optimus Prime went through re-opens. Explorer MovieFreak steps out of there and says...

Explorer MovieFreak: Okay crew members, it's time to get on the spaceship.

Everyone quiets down and goes into the Spaceship Prime. They all look inside at how higher-tech it is in the spaceship. Explorer Skittles steps up in front of bbf2 and says...

Explorer Skittles: bbf2, for the last time when you saved the plabnet ariadne from letting all of it's voacnos explode and cover the world in ice for a million years, i award you the duty of being the captain on the Spaceship Prime.

Everyone claps as Explorer Skittles gives bbf2 a pin to mark him as Captain bbf2. Well, everyone else is clapping, except for Godzilla who's tail got stuck in the door that was closed. He struggles to get it out as everyone is clapping for the new Captain bbf2.

This is how everyone always is, thought Godzilla as he gets his tail out of the door. There always ignoring me, always leaving me, always the last one. Well i'll become number 1, just you wait. the new Captain bbf2 will soon have a little accident on the way up and will have to leave everything to me, he thought. Then he joins in on the clapping.

****

Explorer MovieDudeGuy sat near Captain bbf2 on the way out of orbit from Planet Ariadne. Explorer Skittles and MovieFreak were right behind them in their chairs. And the rest of the crew sat behind them too.

Captain bbf2 pressed a couple of buttons on the control board and then a piece of Spaceship Prime comes off of him and floats in space. The crew hears a little voice that says...

Spaceship Prime: Hey, those were my feet! Oh well...

Then you see a wide view of the Spaceship Prime going off into space...



everyone like it?

[Skittles]

yup, i like it! keep it goin kittycat! :D

[bbf2]

This is awesome!

[MovieDudeGuy]

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[Kitty]

hehe, i see that u like it mdg, :D:D:D

[MovieDudeGuy]

You eagle-eye you;)

[PlayingGod]

Hehe...Now All We Need To Know Is Who Got What Weapons..

[Colorado Cajun]

I have to have a bat. I always have a bat:D

I like it Kitty, keep it coming

[MovieDudeGuy]

Well, Kitty, I know that whatever you do next, it'll be awesome!

[Kitty]

It's been an hour already and people are just sitting around as the Spaceship Prime makes it's way closer towards the asteroid.

We look inside of the spaceship and we see people just sitting around and stuff. You see Colorado Cajun, Knerys, & Godzilla playing some poker in one side of the spaceship.

Near the front is Captain bbf2 and Explorers Skittles, MovieDudeGuy, and MovieFreak talking to him about how they want to get rid of this asteroid.

Mr. Kane and PlayingGod are checking out the weaponery that they got. There saying that there's is best and end up in a fight (not using the weapons though).

Explorer MovieFreak sees Mr. Kane & PlayingGod fighting and he walks over to the weaponery (the walls are see-through). He goes inside of there and then he lifts his wrist and then presses a button on it. Then it makes Mr. Kane and PlayingGod freeze in their spots, but they still can move their head only and breath(of course).

Explorer MovieFreak walks up to the two and then he says...

Explorer MovieFreak: Hello crew members. I hope that this will teach you two a lesson in not fighting. We have to work together, so that means we have to get along together. Okay? You two can beat the s*** out of each other after were back on Planet Ariadne, alright?

PlayingGod & Mr. Kane: Alright.

Explorer MovieFreak: Alright then. Bye crew members.

Explorer MovieFreak leaves the room without disabling the paralyzing button thing. PlayingGod and Mr. Kane then said...

PlayingGod: HEY! Get us un-paralyzed!

Mr. Kane: It's no use now. It's all your fault.

PlayingGod: My fault!?! How is it my fault?

Mr. Kane: Well you started it.

PlayingGod: I didn't. Man if i wasn't paralyzed i would have kiced your @$$ right here right now.

Mr. Kane: Well too bad cause were---hey!

PlayingGod found a magnet that sucked all of the eletrical force out of the paralyzing thing and he was free. He then stepped up towards Mr. Kane and said...

PlayingGod: I think i'll leave you here like this.

PlayingGod leaves the room leaving Mr. Kane paralyzed still.

****

We go to Colorado Cajun, Knerys, and Godzilla playing poker.

Colorado Cajun: Man I think your cheating Knerys.

Godzilla: Yea, I think she's got some cards up her sleeve, literally.

Knerys: All because I won the galatical poker championships should show you two that I'm the best at this game. And oh look, I win again!

Knerys takes all of the chips again as Godzilla and Colorado Cajun are groaning at Knerys happily stacking her chips in a neat row on the table.

****

Explorer Skittles has just layed out a old-fashioned map of the route they are to go to get to the asteroid. Explorer MovieDudeGuy and MovieFreak are talking about their last mission that went around Orion's Belt.

Suddenly the spaceship crashes into something. Colorado Cajun, Godzilla, & Knery's chips fall to the floor, including themselves.

The quake in the spaceship was so big that Mr. Kane fell out of being paraylzed and fell right onto the floor.

PlayingGod spills all of his food at the Mess Hall and it goes all over his outfit (including his face).

Explorer Skittles and Captain bbf2 fall to the floor and the maps get ripped. Explorer MovieDudeGuy and Explorer MovieFreak both fly out to where Colorado Cajun, Knerys, and Godzilla were.

After that quake on the ship happens, the Spaceship Prime shuts down. You hear Optimus Prime's voice saying...

Spaceship Prime: Nighty-night......

Everyone gets up and runs to the front of the Spaceship Prime and looks outside to see what's the matter.

Then you see a huge spaceship with a huge red nose and the rest of the spaceship is painted white. then on the top is what it looks like red hair with a little green hat on top. You see that the engine fire is coming out of the shoes at the end of the spaceship. You hear a voice echo in through the Spaceship Prime.

Frizzo: HAHAHAHA! Your puny little planet is going to die, and i made sure of that by shutting down Optimus Prime. HAHAHAHA! Now my midgets will be coming on board any moment now and wil be taking you all away to the planet zorfon! HAHAHAHA!





like it?

[Skittles]

hehehe midgets...
yup! another great peice, kittcat!;)

[PlayingGod]

Hehe Midget-Troopers... Hehe

[MovieFreak]

keep up the good work

[Colorado Cajun]

Yeah Kitty keep on writing the good stuff

[Longshanks]

Space shenanigans! Any chance I can drift by in a life pod and get picked up for this one? (I know I'm late but I've been adrift for a while - blame it on my guidance systems!) :D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by longshanks
Space shenanigans! Any chance I can drift by in a life pod and get picked up for this one? (I know I'm late but I've been adrift for a while - blame it on my guidance systems!) :D
sure, i'll add u in the next next chapter.

[Kitty]

You hear a door opening in the back. Mr. Kane hears this and says…

Mr. Kane: I’ll handle this.

He goes to the weaponry and he gets an inside-outer 3090. He loads it up and then walks towards the end of the spaceship below the main deck.

Meanwhile up above in the main deck everyone is starting to panic (what else did you expect?). Captain bbf2 is trying to calm everyone down, but it isn’t working. Explorer MovieFreak insists on using his paralyzer on everyone, but Captain bbf2 says no to that. Then suddenly everyone becomes quiet. You hear in the distance a couple of little laughs. Then you hear a huge boom from below the main deck.

Knerys gasps and puts her hands to her mouth and says…

Knerys: They got Mr. Kane.

Then everyone is quiet again and they hear little footsteps coming up towards the main deck. Explorer MovieDudeGuy says…

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: I think now we should all grab our weapons and go after those people who are coming up here.

Captain bbf2: Really? That’s just what I was thinking.

Then everyone gets their weapons ready. Then as soon as you know it, the midgets are up in the main deck. Before they show themselves they throw something right next to everyone’s feet. Everyone holds onto their stomachs and Colorado Cajun blows chunks at the site of what is Mr. Kane, except for one problem. He’s inside out. You can see all of his organs sticking out. His intestines are seeping out and there spitting out all sorts of gunk from him. You hear him say something, but you can’t quite hear it.

Captain bbf2 comes towards him (as at this point everyone else has stepped at least a foot back away form him) and says…

Captain bbf2: What is it Mr. Kane?

Mr. Kane: h-h-h-h-h-h-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-p-p-p I-I-I-s-s-s o-----

Captain bbf2: Help is what? Help is what Mr. Kane? Mr. Kane? Mr. Kane!

Captain bbf2 holds onto Mr. Kane’s wrist and feels no pulse. You see Mr. Kane’s eyes go into the back of his head and you see his mouth spit out with blood. Then he drops his head, and now everyone realizes that he’s…

Captain bbf2: Dead. Mr. Kane is dead.

Voice: Aawwww! Too bad. Oh well. Seven more to go, HAHAHAHA! Midget Troopers, get them!

Then you see these little midgets run into the main deck with little laser guns in their hands. and there all dressed in this pink armor (lust like the Storm Troopers in Star Wars) and the mask of their armor has a little sad clown-painted face on there (including a red rubber nose). They start shooting immediately, and then the rest of the crew ducks and covers. Captain bbf2 says…


Captain bbf2: Start shooting them everyone, c’mon!





good?

[PlayingGod]

Frizzo Must Look Like Darth...It Would Be Funny... Hehe

[MovieFreak]

its great, keep going

[Skittles]

great job kittycat ^_~

[bbf2]

This is great!

[Kitty]

Then the crew gets it through their thick minds as to actually shoot the Midget-Troopers, and so they did. A lot.

PlayingGod was enjoying shooting them down because it was like one of those old carnival games to him. Then the remainder of the Midget-Troopers stopped shooting and ducked behind an unbendable bullet-proof metal table ("D***, i knew that i shouldn't have brought those on board" thought Colorado Cajun).

Then the main door opens. Then you hear the Darth Vader music playing, but it's more of a rock/techno tune ("hey, everyone's doing the remixes on everything nowadays, let's do it on that!" says the composer person who was shot shortly after he said that). Then you hear squeaky feet, and then a huge cloud of purple smoke (well you did say that u liked that color Frizzo) comes out of the doorway. Then Count Frizzo (no he isn't a vampire dumb@$$) comes in with a huge state-of-the-art laser rifle in his hands. He then turns to the Ariadne Crew. He then takes off his gay purple outfit to reveal himself as a pink, red rubber nosed alien! He then slimly slimes his slimy self over in front of Captain bbf2.

Frizzo the Pink Alien: Hello bbf2, you remember me?

Captain bbf2: Um....no.

Frizzo the Pink Alien: OMG, your a dumb@$$. It's me, Frizzo the bartender. Now give me the maps to the asteroid or else my Midget-Troopers will kill everyone on board, including you Captain. But not me, of course.

Captain bbf2: Well then, let me take one last puff before I die then.

Captain bbf2 takes out a cig and lights it. He then blows smoke on Frizzo's red rubber-nose, and he coughs. Then the smoke surrounds him. Then the smoke becomes gum-like and sticks Frizzo the Pink Alien onto the floor. The Midget-Troopers start shooting at Captain bbf2, who does some great gymnastic moves while he flexes his muscles when doing that. He then starts kung-fuing the Midget-Troopers to the floor.

Then most of the crew starts doing the same thing as Captain bbf2 is doing, which is kicking the Midget-Troopers @$$es. But Godzilla and Knerys aren't joining in on it.

Godzilla: Ready to bring them in.

Knerys: Wait, wait, hold on one moment longer.

Godzilla: Alright then.

It was afew seconds later before Knerys says...

Knerys: Alright, do it.

Godzilla and Knerys both stand up and then Godzilla takes out a gun. It's a tiny little thing, it's the size of his pinky. He then points it at Captain bbf2, who's in the middle of the crowd of people beating up the Midget-Troopers. He then shoots, and then a huge eletrical bolt comes out of the gun. It then goes around the whole group, and then shocks them all so hard, that they all pass out (even the Midget Troopers).

Godzilla puts away the gun and takes the maps from the little metal cabinet thing. Knerys then lifts up her wrist in front of her face (her right wrist that is if u wanna get all specific) and says...

Knerys: Come in Jbond, Iben, it's me.

Then the little wrist television screen turns on and JBond appears on it, in a blue alien form.

JBond: Yes, what is it?

Knerys: Commander, I got all of the crew, and Godzilla's gotten all of the maps. Were now awaiting you to bring us all into orbit to Planet Jupiter.

Then Iben appears on the screen (in red alien form) and says...

Iben: Alright then. And get rid of the outsider. He's seen too much. No, wait, take that back, we'll display him in our museum, alright?

Knerys: Yes Princess.

Knerys then turns off the wrist communicator and turns to Frizzo the Pink Alien. He then says...

Frizzo the Pink Alien: I heard everything! And d***it, your not putting me in some stupid @$$ museum. Let me go so I can kick your @$$!

Knerys: Godzilla, shut him up, using this.

Knerys takes out a huge 3 inch thick needle. Godzilla takes it and shoves it up Frizzo the Pink Alien's neck. He then passes out also right at that moment.

Knerys walks over to Godzilla and leans on his shoulder. She then starts laughing, seeing the pitiful Planet Ariadne crew unconcious, and that they will all fail at their mission. Then Godzilla starts laughing in order not to make Knerys sound like a stupid person because she was the only one laughing.





good? great? bad? terrible? tell me!

[Skittles]

ITs GREAT!
u put my fanfic to shame ;) :D :p

[PlayingGod]

GREAT

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Skittles
ITs GREAT!
u put my fanfic to shame ;) :D :p
no i didn't, ur fanfic is the best! (seriously)

[Skittles]

Originally posted by Kitty

no i didn't, ur fanfic is the best! (seriously)

Ah! ur just sayin that 'cause ur my friend:) :D

[bbf2]

Muy fresco!

[Kitty]

i'll probably write more later ^_^

[Skittles]

write more NOW!:mad: :p

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by Skittles
write more NOW!:mad: :p

What She Said...

[Kitty]

The screen then turns black, and then the screen lights up again as we see Captain bbf2's eyes close-up. Then you see him opens his eyes half-way. Then he closes them mostly, then realizing of what he jsut has seen, he opens his eyes wide. The camera zooms away from Captain bbf2's face and then you see him and the rest of the crew hanging upside down, with a green laser going towards a rope that's got them all tied on their feet.

Then Captain bbf2 looks down and he sees just water below them.

He looks at the rest of the crew as they all start to wake up and they realize also where they are at the moment.

Colorado Cajun: Where the f*** are we!?!

Explorer MovieFreak: That's exactly what I would like to know.

Captain bbf2: Don't worry everyone, we'll get out of this. Explorers, do you have any ideas?

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Yes I do, I say we---

Then a door opens in the blood-red room. It's Knerys and Godzilla. Godzilla walks up to Captain bbf2 and says...

Godzilla: Looks like your plan to save your puny planet is failing now. isn't it Knerys

Knerys: Yes it certainly is. At this moment were heading right towards Jupiter. As soon as we get there, we will all watch the amazing destruction of your Planet Araidne. But i decided to change the commander's plan and were going to let the lasers cut your ropes into this water.

PlayingGod: Um, and were just falling into water, so what's the point?

Godzilla: Shutup Boy! That water holds pure clear posion, and as soon as you all touch it you shall die instantly! So have fun dying people, bye!

Godzilla and Knerys walk out of the blood-red room and the door closes behind them.

Explorer Skittles: S***! I'm out of ideas. now what are we all supposed to do to get the hell outta here?

Captain bbf2: I don't know...if only....

Then they hear a huge explosion (if you don't wanna imagine what it would look like when typed [lazy b******s] this is how it is......BOOOM! there, happy? thought so, anyways...) and they hear someone playing with the wires in the other room. Explorer MovieFreak starts to panic because the green laser is about to cut his rope. Then the green laser stops, but then we realize that the laser cut through the rope already. Explorer MovieFreak (you can say looks at death straight in the eye and doesn't fear it) looks down at the water.

He then plunges down in the water. First nothing happens, towards him it feels like normal water. Then he looks at his fingers, and they start to melt instantly. Then he starts screaming as his skin slides off of his bones and falls into the water, which then exposes his guts, which start sliding out also, only seeing his bones. Then his bones disappear.

Then Colorado Cajun panics. He wrigles around and then the green laser cuts him loose. He then falls into the water & dies instantly.

Then as Captain bbf2 is about to blow chunks into the water along with the rest of the crew because of the gruesome death of Explorer MovieFreak, someone opens the blood-red door. In steps in a handsome outcast from another planet in the solar system, the famous Longshanks. He does a couple of cartwheels and jumps in the air. He then steps on Captain bbf2's feet as he takes out a tile next to the rope. He then starts messing around with the wires.

Captain bbf2: Oh my God, it's you!

Longshanks: That's right man, and i'm here to---

As soon as he said that he heard something go back on again. Its the green laser. It's starting from the back of the room and coming towards the middle fast....

[Skittles]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
finally!!!

GREAT GREAT!

[PlayingGod]

Holy ****, I Ain't Touching That Water...

[MovieDudeGuy]

ALRIGHT! THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWSOME! I felt a bit of Resident Evil there. If you've seen the movie you know what I mean;)

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
ALRIGHT! THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWSOME! I felt a bit of Resident Evil there. If you've seen the movie you know what I mean;)
of course ^_^

[MovieDudeGuy]

^()^

[Kitty]

Longshanks: Okay people, just close your eyes.

Captain bbf2: I hardly think of this as a time to close our eyes! D***it, get us outta here!

Longshanks: Then I want you to just stay as you are.

Explorer Skittles: B******! Your going to just stay here and watch. Why the f*** did you come here anyways?

Longshanks: Long story, but here it comes.

Longshanks ducks as the green laser passes over his head. Then the green laser cuts the ropes. As soon as it cuts Captain bbf2's rope, Longshanks pushes a button that closes the water. Captain bbf2 falls onto the hard metal floor.

Then the rest of the crew is cut from the ropes and also fall onto the floor.

Captain bbf2: And why couldn't you at least put a little cushion so we wouldn't hurt ourselves?

Longshanks: Because I wanted to freak you all out thinking that you were all going to die. Wasn't there another person here with you also?

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: There was another man, but before you came in here, he fell into the water.

Longshanks: Oh i'm sorry.

Longshanks then cuts the ropes that tie together their hands and feet. Then they all get up and PlayingGod says...

PlayingGod: Well how can we get outta here without being killed again? I ain't got any of my weapons on me.

Colorado Cajun: Yes you do, look at your belt.

PlayingGod takes out his "lightsaber" that he stole from an alien.

PlayingGod: You mean this little piece of plastic? This won't help us!

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Of course it will! Anyone have any double g battys?

Longshanks: I do.

Longshanks gives Explorer MovieDudeGuy these tiny battys and puts them into the lightsaber. Then the lightsaber starts up and it actually works (like a real lightsaber stupid!). PlayingGod plays around with it saying "May the force be with you". then Explorer Skittles smacks PlayingGod on the head and tells him...

Explorer Skittles: Hey, young "jedi knight" we need your help getting us the f*** outta here, remember?

PlayingGod: Oops, sorry :D.

Then they open the blood-red doors and then they immedately see some guards in their path about to attack them. Then PlayingGod raises his lightsaber, and as he swings it down it cuts to the next scene...

****

Meanwhile back at Planet Ariadne the three presidents are sitting in a glass dome-like room. It's sunny, and there talking about something.

President funnie bunnie: So there nowhere to be found now?

President Rogue: That's affirmative.

President Kitty: That's wonderful. We better escape now while we still have the chance. How does Mars sound?

President Rogue: I would like to visit there but i don't think tha tI would wanna live there, you know how odd those martian folk are.

President funnie bunnie: Then how about Neptune?

President Kitty: The blue planet? I don't think so.

President Rogue: Then how about Jupiter?

President Kitty: Nah. Oh, i know, how about earth?

President funnie bunnie: You mean the mainly water planet? I'm not living there if those dinosaurs are still there.

President Kitty: Then there's no hope for us if we can't find the Planet Ariadne crew and tell them to destroy the asteriod now.

President Rogue: Yes, and in a matter of seconds the whole place will be able to see the comet from broad daylight.

President funnie bunnie: We only have a few hours left. The last few hours being here on this planet.

President Kitty: Stop being so depressed an---

Then a young military man steps in and bows before the three presidents. He then stands up straight and says...

Solider rObix: My presidents, we seem to have someone on screen one.

Solider rObix then steps out of the room. Then President funnie bunnie turns on the screen and they see a alien dressed in a terrible suit with a drink in his "hand". In his other hand he's holding a white cat. In the other hand he's petting the cat. In the other hand he's holding a remote-like thing. He then says....

Commander JBond: Hello presidents of Planet Ariadne. We have your crew. There all dying as we speak. Now we have a proposition to discuss with you three. Either let us rule Planet Ariadne and we'll move the asteriod away from it, or else you all die.

President Rogue: You aren't getting this planet you b****!

Commander JBond: Fine then, you have been warned, prepare to die, ta-ta.

Then Commander JBond pushes one of the buttons on the remote and then the screen turns off.

President Kitty: Your right President funnie bunnie....we all are going to die....

[MovieDudeGuy]

cool! ROTFMAO and did I mention LOL?:D :D WAYYYYYY better than mine could ever be!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
cool! ROTFMAO and did I mention LOL?:D :D WAYYYYYY better than mine could ever be!
i see that you liked it. anyways, it's not as good as yours, and write more of yours! i'm getting impatient!

[MovieDudeGuy]

OK, ok!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
OK, ok!
hehe ok ^_^

[PlayingGod]

I Can't Beleive You Actually Trust Me With A Lightsaber...

[MovieDudeGuy]

I woudn't. He's a 15-year old god with a 'tude.

[Skittles]

wooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I want a weapon!!!!

[Skittles]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
I woudn't. He's a 15-year old god with a 'tude.

dont 4get hes a weapon specialist... and didn't know it was a weapon before turned it on.. ¬_¬
some weapon specialist..

OK! NVM! think what u wanna think...
:rolleyes:

[PlayingGod]

Hehehe :D

[MovieDudeGuy]

PlayingGod, you know that laugh scares us;)

[PlayingGod]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
PlayingGod, you know that laugh scares us;)

Yes, Hehehe :D

[MovieDudeGuy]

Soooo, is Kitty going to write any more?

[Skittles]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Soooo, is Kitty going to write any more?

yeah... are ya??????????? huh? huh? tell me!

[Kitty]

Originally posted by MovieDudeGuy
Soooo, is Kitty going to write any more?
probably next weekend, cause i don't really have time to in the week ^_^

[MovieDudeGuy]

moo-moo !-!

[Kitty]

in a few

[Skittles]

its the weekend! write write write!
escribé más! o voy a ir a tú casa y voy a pegar te! *widens eyes* oh no... i'm turning into my mother.... *hits head on the wall many times*
i hope i put the accents in the right places!!!

[Kitty]

We go back to the spaceship where PlayingGod just cut the last guard in half. then he makes a kick-@$$ jedi pose and then Explorer Skittles hits him on the head.

Explorer Skittles: Mira estupido, tenemos que irnos de aqui rapido!

PlayingGod: What?

Explorer Skittles: Let's just get out of here and fast!

Captain bbf2: Why the hurry Explorer?

Explorer Skittles: Well....

Explorer Skittles points over to the side and everyone sees a bomb that's going to 13....12....

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Look, there's the seperate smaller spaceships. C'mon everyone, run over there!

Everyone runs over to the spacepods and hops into each one (6.........5............4............) and goes off. But then in Captain bbf2's spacepod can't get off of the ground. It skids on the ground, and the spacepod is going extremely fast. So fast that it's about to collide in back of Longshanks' spacepod. Captain bbf2 tries to stop it, but it's no use. (2...............) He then finds a blue button and presses it, immediately sending him off into space with the others. (1............0)

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

The whole spaceplace blows up. Everyone is cheering and then PlayingGod looks to his left and sees a couple of fighter spacepods right on their tail. He then pushes the button for the walkie-talkie like thing and says...

PlayingGod: Hey everyone! Looks like we got some company right behind us!

Everyone then soon sees the couple of fighter spacepods shooting at them. They all dodge the lasers, and then Captain bbf2 looks more closely at the group and he sees...

Captain bbf2: OMG, IT'S....

It's expert space-fighter TyRoss. We go to his spacepod and we see him press a couple of buttons that tap into the other's communication device. He then says...

Expert Fighter TyRoss: Hello Planet Ariadne crew, trying to get away? Tsk-tsk-tsk. Well you blew up my ship that I built for the others, it was my favorite, YOU HEAR ME YOU SONS OF B****ES! NOW YOU ALL ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL, DO YOU HEAR ME!?! wait, wait, there they are now. looks like your little plan didn't work, because all of the others are safe and sound, and you aren't so have a nice time in the afterlife, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Expert Fighter TyRoss then sends a huge flock of lasers shooting at everyone. Everyone tries to dodge it, but a few times there slighty hit also. Captain bbf2 slows down and turns around right in front of Expert Figher TyRoss. He then pushes the communication button and says...

Captain bbf2: Okay then, you wanna fight? You got it!

Captain bbf2 puts on a spacehelmet and then opens the spacepod. Then he takes out a huge ray gun the size of half of him pratically. He aims it (he aims it right in front of the camera) and he then shoots it, which cuts into the next scene.

****

News Reporter Elizabeth: World-wide panic has spread across this peaceful planet as we await our impending doom. Military officials reported to us earlier that they send half a day ago a Planet Ariadne Crew to get rid of the asteroid. They also said that they've lost contact with them 6 hours ago. All hope is lost. Hug onto your loved ones, tell those special people that you love them, and pray that this will happen fast and painlessly. I'm News Reporter Elizabeth, filling in for everyone else on the set, saying that i'll be on here uintil the end...

Then someone turns off the television with the remote. He then stands up. We go and see that it's Commander JBond, with a remote in one hand, a cat in the other, his other hand petting the cat, and his other hand holding back his evil laugh. Then he starts laughing a weird laugh, and then he pushes another button on the remote. Then the whole room comes apart slowly and shows the beautiful view of the other planets from one of the moons from Planet Jupiter.

He then puts down his cat in his one hand and stops petting the cat also. He then slimly slimes his way over to a door. He says something in his alien tongue and then it opens. It reveals a huge command room. He then goes in the front of the huge screen and then pushes a couple of buttons. Then he sees the asteroid. He pushes a couple of buttons and then a huge target thing goes and points straight towards where the three presidents are. You go and see a close-up of his eyes and you hear him say...

Commander JBond: Excellent. Everything is going according to plan, soon i will be ruler of all, and that puny planet won't ever stop me!

[Skittles]

*eek, grabs my little quilt. *
WOW! ITS GREAT! Keep it comin! ^_^ ^_~

[Kitty]

i can add more people into the story if anyone still wants to be in it

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty
i can add more people into the story if anyone still wants to be in it

Post more! NOW!:mad: ;) :D :p :p :p :p

[Kitty]

Captain bbf2 misses Expert Fighter TyRoss and then Expert Fighter TyRoss tries to ram into Captain bbf2, but misses. Then Captain bbf2 loses his gun in space, and then he shuts the spacepod window thingy and says...

Captain bbf2: Ah! You little son of a b---

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: C'mon, we have no time for a space duel! We need to try to get Optimus Prime from that moon over there.

Explorer Skittles: Yea, so hurry up and beat the guy!

Expert Fighter TyRoss: So then, your trying to get your precious spaceship...

Expert Fighter TyRoss then shoots a couple of lasers at Captain bbf2, but misses.

Expert Fighter TyRoss: You know that there's no hope left. Just start anew in lovely planet Jupiter, the real head planet of this solar system.

Expert Fighter TyRoss then crashes into Captain bbf2 and then he backs away.

Captain bbf2: What are you trying to get at here? Your trying to rule the whole solar system? Is that why there's an asteroid heading towards Planet Ariadne.

Expert Fighter TyRoss then hits Captain bbf2's spacepod, damaging the engine.

Expert Fighter TyRoss: Yes it is, and then my highness King JBond will rule! And I will get a comfty seat near him. So die Captain bbf2!

Expert Fighter TyRoss then shoots a few lasers at Captain bbf2 and then his engine blows up. Then he ejects himself out of the spacepod before it blows up(don't forget, he didn't get to take off his space helmet), and then he floats towards Longshanks' spacepod. Longshanks let's him in. Then when Longshanks closes the spacepod window thingy he says...

Longshanks: Alright Ross, we'll be back, but your king isn't going to rule this solar system! let's roll everyone!

Everyone (the crew members) then goes into 4th gear and races towards one of Jupiter's moons, leaving Expert Fighter TyRoss and his gang drifting along in space, obviously upset. We zoom inside of one of the other spacepods. Knerys then taps on a communicator on her wris****ch and says to it...

Knerys: Commander, they've gotten away. There heading right towards your moon to get back the Spaceship Prime and to save Planet Ariadne.

Commander JBond: D***IT! Why didn't you get rid of them when you had the chance!?!

Knerys: Commander, you see...

Commander JBond: Shutup! I want you to send the "army" over here to this moon before the others come over here. Then I'll tell them all what to do from there, alright?

Knerys: Alright.

Knerys then turns of the wrist communicator and then she presses on the other communicator on the spacepod. She then says...

Knerys: Godzilla, I need you to get the "army" to get to that moon that the crew is heading towards & fast!

Godzilla: Yes Knerys.

Godzilla then turns off the communicator in the spacepod. Then we cut into the next scene...

****

News Reporter Elizabeth: Here i am standing outside of the dome where the three presidents are making their decisions fast for the fate of this world is in their hands. YOU BETTER NOT SCREW US OVER, DO YOU HEAR ME!?! *achkem* anyways, i'm here with rObix, who seems to be shaking a lot. Tell me, what's with the sign that your holding? What does it say?

Homeless Man rObix: T-T-This IS the end of the world man! I have been telling you b******s for years. Did you listen to me? No! And look at this sign.

Homeless Man rObix then holds up the sign to the camera and it says "Were all gonna die becase you b******s didn't give me any gnez' to get me some toxfolor beer!"

Homeless Man rObix: Why didn't you give me any beer, why, why, WHY!!!???!!!???!!!

News Reporter Elizabeth moves his sign away from the camera and says to him...

News Reporter Elizabeth: Well that's, um, interesting. Anyways, I'm News Reporter Elizabeth, and in a few minutes I'll be inside of the president dome and I'll show you all the huge meeting that they will soon have to decide the fate of Planet Ariadne.



everyone like it?

[Godzilla]

:D

[Longshanks]

Any chance of a walk-on part? :)

[Kitty]

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Almost there, thank God. Now Explorer Skittles, where does it say on the map where Optimus Prime is?

Explorer Skittles taps into her higher-tech spacepalm-pilot and says...

Explorer Skittles: it says that were right on top of him. Everyone land here now!

Everyone lands on a moon and then they all get out of their spacepods. PlayingGod stops everyone before they get into the building. He stretches out his arms in front of the door to block everyone's way and says...

PlayingGod: I hope everyone has a weapon in hand.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: Well I lost my weapon.

Captian bbf2: Yea me too.

Explorer Skittles: I have my spacepalm-pilot, does that count?

Longshanks: I've got a few weapons here. Look at this.

Longshanks opens his coat and it shows the newest weapons (the most advanced ones too). PlayingGod then takes one from his coat and holds it in his hand. PlayingGod says...

PlayingGod: It's a Eliminator 4000. These babies haven't even come out yet.

Longshanks: Well I always get everything ahead of time. I have connections;):D.

The Eliminator 4000 (if you wanna kno what it looks like) is a gun (obviously). It's shaped like a stick pratically. It's as long as a normal ruler. It's metallic black, and it says the name of it on the side. there's a handle on the end of it and there's a silver button on the back of it. PlayingGod aims it at a maroon rock and then a huge silver-eletricutive substace comes out of it and it hits the rock, which turns into ash immediately.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy takes something from Lognshanks' coat also. It's a bunch of marbles, the size of your eye though. There all painted a metallic blue. Explorer MovieDudeGuy then throws one on the floor a few feet away from everyone. Then huge blue flames come out of it and it made a circle (with the blue fire inside of it at the same time, kind of like a prison of flames). Then it lowered down and then disappeared, not even leaving a trace of it even being there.

Explorer Skittles takes another weapon from Longshanks' coat. It's hair gel (or so you think). The bottle's covered in a metallic green color. She then opens the cap and the squirts it at a exotic tree. As soon as the green stuff touches the tree, the tree melts right in half.

Captain bbf2 takes one of the remaining weapons from his coat. It's like one of those foam things that you can shoot out from a can at everyone. Well it's covered in a metallic yellow. He ties it around his right wrist (because it's like attached to a wristband) and then he presses a button to shoot it. Then it shoots to the door and then there is no door, because it's gone. It made the door disappear.

Captain bbf2 then says...

Captain bbf2: Alright! Well c'mon everyone, let's get Optimus Prime back so we can save Planet Ariadne, now let's hurry!

You see a front view of the Planet Ariadne crew running into the place. Then they all come to a halt as someone steps out in front of them from the fog that suddenly came in.

Explorer Skittles: it's, it's, IT'S....

[Kitty]

Originally posted by longshanks
Any chance of a walk-on part? :)
um....

[PlayingGod]

:D

[Spider-Gamer]

LOL!:D

[Kitty]

Spider-Gamer: It's ME! HAHAHAHA! No one can resist the spider.

He starts dancing a weird way...
http://www.boomspeed.com/sweeney/spidey.gif
and is scaring all of the men. Explorer Skittles then starts dancing like he is and then he entangles her in his spider web. She's in a cocoon now. And then the men stopped averting their eyes because he stopped dancing. Then he went and jumped on top of the ceiling. PlayingGod then takes out his Eliminator 4000 and shoots it at Spider-Gamer. He misses, and he makes a couple of lovely patches in the ceiling.

Spider-Gamer then tackles PlayingGod. PlayingGod then kicks Spider-Gamer in the crotch and then he lies there in pain. PlayingGod moves out of the way as Explorer MovieDudeGuy throws a couple of marbles at where Spider-Gamer is. Then he turns a beautiful blue color.

Everyone oohs and aahs and don't help Explorer Skittles get up (good thing he shut Explorer Skittles' mouth or else you would have heard some not-so-nice words coming from her). Then as Spider-Gamer is about to die, then someone helps him out of the blue flames and brings him up through the ceiling. Then the ceiling door closes. Captain bbf2 then says...

Captain bbf2: Hey, where'd he go?

Longshanks: Beats me, he probably got away with the help of his friends, don't you think?

Captain bbf2: Yea. I knew that :D

Longshanks then takes out a little laser pen and then he cuts Explorer Skittles free. Then they all run down the hall. But behind them in the shadows is a person. You can only see their eyes, and then we cut into the next scene.

****

President funnie bunnie: D***it we don't have time for chit-chat President Kitty! Were all about to be killed!

President Kitty: I'm not talking!

President Rogue: Now you are, so stop flirting with the news reporter dude!

President Kitty then shoos the cute news reporter away from where she's at. Then she stands up right in front of a podium and says....

President Kitty: Okay, there's only one question here that's on everyone's minds; How in the hell are we supposed to get rid of this asteroid!?!

President Rogue: I don't know. I think we'll have to go with the evacuation plan now.

President Kitty: But it's too late for that now d***it! If President funnie bunnie wasn't so busy talking to President Madness from Mars' moon Phobos, we would have been the hell outta here by now.

Then a flat-screened tv screen floats near the Presidents and then on the screen appears President Madness.

President Madness: Oh c'mon, you don't have any hyper-spacepods left?

President funnie bunnie: No because SOMEONE had to throw them away because someone thought that there would be no use for them!

President Rogue: Why you little.....

President Rogue & funnie bunnie start fighting and President Kitty & Madness try to tell them to stop. Then we go to the other side of the room where News Reporter Elizabeth is...

News Reporter Elizabeth: As you see everyone, were all gonna die. There's no hope left. D***IT! I'M GOING TO DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT NOW!

News Reporter Elizabeth takes off her outfit showing only her bra & panties. Then she starts making a crow sound and runs out of the room....




good? bad? terrible? or great? tell me please

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty
Spider-Gamer: It's ME! HAHAHAHA! No one can resist the spider.

He starts dancing a weird way...
http://www.boomspeed.com/sweeney/spidey.gif


Argh! You stole it again!:mad:

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Godzilla
Argh! You stole it again!:mad:
wat? i like it ^_^, sorry that i took it, but it's funny :D

[Skittles]

its great!! ^_^

[Godzilla]

Originally posted by Kitty
wat? i like it ^_^, sorry that i took it, but it's funny :D ;)

[PlayingGod]

Hahaha... I Always Use Those Cheap Shots Dont I ;)

[Longshanks]

Cool! I'm an Arms Dealer, just like in real life! :D

[bbf2]

I guess this will never be finished now, apparently. Unless someone else wants to finish it.

[MovieDudeGuy]

It kicks @ZZ!

[Elizabeth]

I didn't even know I was in this, much less that I was running around half naked! Heh, oops...

[Kitty]

You hear little clanky footsteps following everyone as they make their way through the hall. Captain bbf2 hears the footsteps first and then he says...

Captain bbf2: Hurry up & run everyone!

Everyone starts to run away but then something comes out of the darkness. It tackles everyone. PlayingGod looks up and he sees that it's a Midget Trooper. Then the Midget Trooper takes out a needle and shoves it up PlayingGod's neck, making him pass out instantly with the others...

****

President Rogue & funnie bunnie stopped fighting and have talked it out already. There saying on the speaker heard all around the world for them to find the nearest spacepod and leave Planet Ariadne immediately. Problem is people are having fights and stuff around the world and there not letting people through to the spacepods.

President Madness: Now is everyone in a spacepod?

President Kitty: Let me check.

President Kitty punches in some buttons on a screen next to her and she then says...

President Kitty: It says that the people are barely getting on.

President funnie bunnie: Oh great, what are we supposed to do now? We can't control them all now.

President Madness: Well that's your problem now. I'm sorry but i got another conference to go to. Bye.

President Madness' screen turns blank and flies away. Then President Rogue crosses her arms & says...

President Rogue: Now what are we supposed to do?

President funnie bunnie: I would wait...just wait....and can somebody stop that girl from running around in her underwear?

Then a couple of security guards get News Reporter Elizabeth and they take her out. Then President Rogue points to the sky and says...

President Rogue: Here it comes....

BOOM!!!!!!

****

Commander JBond: Isn't it wonderful? We have a nice view of it from here.

Captain bbf2: I can't believe that you did that!

Commander JBond: But I just did. And if I wanted to i could do it again!

PlayingGod: Why @$$, why did you f***in do this?

Commander JBond: So I can be of high power around here, I can be RULER OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM!

Explorer Skittles: Your never gonna be ruler of the solar system, do you hear me? And where's Optimus Prime?

Commander JBond: He's dead, I killed him myself. I would like to see you try and stop me, but ur stuck there in those comfty maroon chairs with metal bars around ur arms & legs. And I also have them just in case.

Commander JBond whistles and then Midget Troopers come in with their leader Frizzo the Alien. He then says to them...

Frizzo the Alien: Hello pitiful humans, your gonna die.

Longshanks: Frizzo, don't kill us. Remember the time when we were heading near the---

Frizzo the Alien: Shutup prince! That's a good thing that you got caught up in this mess, going with the wrong side though, but it'll make this job easier of killing you now too.

Godzilla and Knerys step out of the darkness with Eliminator 4000's in their hands. There aiming them at everyone.

Godzilla: Any last words.

Explorer MovieDudeGuy: You know that your never gonna be the ruler of the whole solar system ugly alien!

As soon as explorer MovieDudeGuy said that, Godzilla shot him in the head, killing him instantly. Then him & Knerys shoot the rest of them, leaving them all dead in their seats, their heads pointed in the direction as if they were looking at the remains of Planet Ariadne.

Godzilla and Knerys walk out of the room. Then Frizzo says to teh Midget Troopers to follow them and he also gets out of the room.

Commander JBond looks out at the remains of Planet Ariadne and smiles. He then picks up a martini glass and takes a sip outta it. Then he starts gasping for breath. He looks in the martini glass, and there was a pill. Commander JBond gasps for breath as he turns around and he sees Prince Longshanks' hand filled with lots of little pills that he was aiming at Commander JBond's glass. Commander JBond drops his glass and his cat and his remote in his hands and he falls to the floor dead. Purple blood comes out of his mouth as he takes his last breath.

****

Meanwhile all the way in earth (in the place where California would be) Iben the Alien and kryptonian_boy are surrounded by Raptors. Iben the Alien then says...

Iben the Alien: Why did I want to go on a vacation? *sigh*

kryptonian_boy: I need to go to the bathroom. You think these raptors know the way to it?

Iben the Alien: Why? *sigh*

*We zoom out of earth and we start flying through space. Then the song Epidemic-Catalyst (i like that song) comes on as the credits roll in*

The End

In No Order At All
Captain bbf2: bbf2
Prince Longshanks: Longshanks
Explorer MovieDudeGuy: MovieDudeGuy
President Rogue: Rogue
PlayingGod: PlayingGod
Commander JBond: JBond
Frizzo the Alien: Frizzp
Homeless Man rObix: rObix
Spider-Gamer: Spider-Gamer
Knerys: Knerys
Colorado Cajun: Colorado Cajun
Godzilla: Godzilla
Explorer MovieFreak: MovieFreak
Citizen Kane: Citizen Kane
Midget Troopers: Midgets we found off the side of the street
President funnie bunnie: funnie bunnie
Explorer Skittles: Skittles
President Madness: Madness
President Kitty: Kitty
kryptonian_boy: kryptonian_boy
Iben the Alien: Iben
News Reporter Elizabeth: Elizabeth
Spaceship Prime: Optimus Prime


Written By: Kitty
Helped With The Story: Skittles, funnie bunnie, PlayingGod
Why I'm Writing This: I Get Bored Easily At This Point

[Longshanks]

COOL! :)

I'll take being a Prince over being a President any day ;)

You should cut and paste that all into one unbroken thread, then it's printable?

Hope that wasn't your swansong Kitty? (Not quite sure if you're back or not :confused: :( ).

Hope you stay

LOL
LS

[Kitty]

Originally posted by longshanks
COOL! :)
You should cut and paste that all into one unbroken thread, then it's printable?
u want me to do that? cause i will if u wanna. and don't forget, i killed you off (along with the rest of the crew). glad you liked it

[Skittles]

man... i died!! y do i always die??? Am i the dying type?...

well neways its great ^_^ can't wait until u get bored again and write a new one.:D

[PlayingGod]

Lol Looks Like I Got Cut From The Cast... :(

[Kitty]

Originally posted by PlayingGod
Lol Looks Like I Got Cut From The Cast... :(
sorry! if u notice in each of my fanfics when it comes to the credits i always forget one or two people, i have crs (man i should open another window on the whole list of everyone so i won't forget anyone). anyways ur in there now ^_^

[Elizabeth]

There's these men in white jackets and they're coming after me! :eek: :D

[Kitty]

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