General Movie Caption Thread

[poashaggy69]

I've noticed the upbringing of many caption threads lately. I think it's a fantastic idea to spread out from just general pictures and have movie captions, but I noticed there's only Star Wars, LOTR, Harry Potter, and coming soon movie captions. I thought I'd start a caption thread for movies that are out right now and have been out for a while. Anything from classics to relatively new films.

The rules are same as the other caption threads. You post your captions, then once I decide we have enough (Let it go for about 24 hours) we all vote for our favorites.

Hopefully this does well. Here we go!

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Kill_Bill_2/kb215.jpg

QT: My 'Samurai Sword' is THIS BIG!

[Ramplate]

Yeah there are a lot of specific movie caption threads but I think a general one is a good idea
http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Kill_Bill_2/kb215.jpg

Tarantino: "If you can snatch the pebbles from my open hands, Lady Grasshopper, you can have this part."
Carradine: "That's not how it works, Dips**t! You may be a great director, but you don't know diddly about gravity. For instance, watch what happens when I slice off your head."

[ZombieMan]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Kill_Bill_2/kb215.jpg

Kill Bill Vol. 3: Killing The Evil Mime

[Spidey3]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Kill_Bill_2/kb215.jpg

Uma: *Don't stare in his eye, he'll convince you to do Kill Bill 3*

[AlfA P.O.A.]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Kill_Bill_2/kb215.jpg

Quentin: "This will be the perfect camera angle for our sex scene together..............................I mean your sword fight, yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

[Dilophosaurus89]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Kill_Bill_2/kb215.jpg

Uma: "If you dare to make any grabing movements at my chest, my manservent Ted who is across from me is going to slice you in half, ok?"

[JBond]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Kill_Bill_2/kb215.jpg

Tarantino: "Good directors do this framing hand thing....r-right?

[poashaggy69]

I'll give it another two hours.

[poashaggy69]

OK OK not bad for a first round.

No more entries will be accepted at this time.

Out of the 7 Sumbitted, please vote for your favorite one. Remember, voting is open to EVERYONE, same with captions.

[cg124]

shaggy

[halo7]

Jbond.

[iv3rdawG]

JBond

[poashaggy69]

lol trying to decide between either Tony's or Jbonds.

Ahhh jeeze... I love awkward silence jokes (Jbond) but I also like the whole sex thing. MmmmMmm

I'm goin' with Alfa.

[obsessedwithsnl]

AlfA P.O.A.

[poashaggy69]

C'mon guys! We need some more votes to kickstart this thing. I'll let voting continue until this time tomorrow.

[Ramplate]

JBond

[poashaggy69]

And with 3 out of 6 Votes, Jbond takes the cake.

Caption Win Count:
Jbond- 1

The next round will begin when Jbond posts a pic.

[halo7]

*bump* just for Jbond to see it.

[JBond]

Cool, here we go. Enjoy.

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comedy/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind/eternalsunshine8.jpg

[Dirk Calloway]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comedy/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind/eternalsunshine8.jpg

Elijah: "Dude, I've been in New Zealand for like 6 years, can I please check my e-mail?"

Other Guy: "Can't you see that my cyber date is just getting interesting...jeez, some people."

[Dilophosaurus89]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comedy/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind/eternalsunshine8.jpg

Mark Raffeo: "Hey Elijah...no hands!!! isn't this cool!!!???"

Elijah Wood: "I'm working under you for what reasons again?"

[ZombieMan]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comedy/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind/eternalsunshine8.jpg

Guy in computer chair: "Elijah, your not a man until your penis is THIS big."

[Drizzt240]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comedy/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind/eternalsunshine8.jpg

Guy in computer chair: What the hell?! I didn't want to see GAY porn.

Elijah: It's the only porn I have, sexy.

[halo7]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comedy/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind/eternalsunshine8.jpg
Guy in chair: AHHH
Elijah: What??
Guy: Im going through Jim Carreys memory..and..and...
Elijah: What!!
Guy: HE WAS THE CABLE GUY!!!
Elijah: ugh better erase that one twice.

[AlfA P.O.A.]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comedy/Eternal_Sunshine_of_the_Spotless_Mind/eternalsunshine8.jpg

Guy in the chair: "Hey Elijah, can you see the table going up and down?"

Elijah: "What are you, GAY???"

[poashaggy69]

No more entries will be accepted at this time.

Now, it's VOTING TIME!!! Woohoo! Please, EVERYONE, vote for your favorite caption of the six submitted.

[EnderDeschain]

Dirk Calloway

[AAC]

Alfa P.O.A

[poashaggy69]

Come on we neeed some more votesss!

I vote Halo7

[halo7]

Dirk gets my vote.

[Dirk Calloway]

i vote halo7

i would erase Cable Guy as well..lol

[JBond]

I vote for halo

[AlfA P.O.A.]

I just thought of a way to make mine better, anyways, my vote goes to dirk.

Well here is how i would have made it better, im addin on from the end of mine

Guy in the chair: "Hey I'm not gay, I did your mom last night!"
Elijah: "Actually that makes you even gayer!!!!!"

[poashaggy69]

Wow, Tony actually that wasn't very funny at all. I think you're just sad because I wasn't home today ;).

Anyways it's a three way tie between halo7 and Dirk...anyone wanna break that tie???

[iv3rdawG]

Dirk

[halo7]

Damn! ;)

[poashaggy69]

Ok then, Dirk takes the cake.

The new round will begin once our winner posts a new picture.

Caption Win Count:
Jbond- 1
Dirk Calloway- 1

[AlfA P.O.A.]

no cj i'm not sad at all, and if u were in my brain, it was very funny

[Dirk Calloway]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fever_pitch/_group_photos/drew_barrymore9.jpg

[halo7]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fever_pitch/_group_photos/drew_barrymore9.jpg

Jimmy: Im great at impressions! you see check out my Kurt Cobain Impression! *Click...BANG!*
Drew: Finally. Check please.

[cg124]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fever_pitch/_group_photos/drew_barrymore9.jpg

Jimmy Fallon: SHUT UP!!!! TAXI WAS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!!

[AlfA P.O.A.]

halo7, dude i'm a big nirvana fan, and that is still funny

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fever_pitch/_group_photos/drew_barrymore9.jpg

Jimmy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I have a red thing coming out of my head

Drew: Oh just shut up, just because you wanna be carrot top doesn't mean you have to be a total idiot on our date!





(honestly i have no clue)

[ZombieMan]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fever_pitch/_group_photos/drew_barrymore9.jpg

Jimmy: "In my next starring role, I have to play a mentally retarded man. Tell me Drew, will this work?"

Drew: "Jimmy, you didn't even have to act like that to make people that your mentally retarded."

[iv3rdawG]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fever_pitch/_group_photos/drew_barrymore9.jpg

Jimmy Fallon: SHUT UP!!!! TAXI WAS A GREAT MOVIE!!!!!
hahahahaha :funny:

[poashaggy69]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/fever_pitch/_group_photos/drew_barrymore9.jpg
Apparently Peter Segal made a sequel to '50 first dates', only this time she dates the UNfunny offspring of SNL.

[poashaggy69]

Umm...OK I guess it's VOTING TIME

Please vote for one of the 5 submitted.

[JBond]

I vote for cg124

[halo7]

Cg.

[ZombieMan]

halo7 gets my vote.

[EnderDeschain]

Halo7. Friggin' hilarious.

[Dirk Calloway]

halo7

[AlfA P.O.A.]

halo7

[poashaggy69]

I'll let the voting continue until tomorrow.

[iv3rdawG]

cg124 :applaud:

[poashaggy69]

Ok, halo7 takes the cake.

The new round will begin once halo7 posts a new picture.

Caption Win Count:
Jbond- 1
Dirk Calloway- 1
halo7- 1

[halo7]

Here ya go:
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/seven1.jpg

[JBond]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/seven1.jpg

*Deleted Se7en Scene*

Killer: "And remember, don't lose your head! Don't lose your...head! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! Hee he - aw crap, tunnel *dial tone*

[Dirk Calloway]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/seven1.jpg

MF: "So, Brad.....ummmmm...you know if you ever wanted to date my ex-wife, I totally woudn't have a problem with that. I mean I think its ok for buddies to date each others ex-wives."

BP: "What?!? What the hell are you talking about?"

MF: "Forget it."

[awkward silence]

[ZombieMan]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/seven1.jpg

Brad Pitt guest stars on Crank Yankers.

[eternally-lost]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/seven1.jpg


Brad- You can do what with your body

Morgan- I can't hear, move the phone

[poashaggy69]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/seven1.jpg

MF: What is it?

BP:...Apparently Dave wants us to Ei8ht...

MF: Ei8ht?! But there's only seven sins!!!

BP: IT WAS A JOKE! The eighth sin would OBVIOUSLY be making a sequel. Jeeze and I thought you were the smart black guy...

MF: Well, I DID do 'Dreamcatcher', didn't I?

BP: True...True...

[halo7]

I think this is all the captions this is gonna get.

[poashaggy69]

Alrighty then.

At this time, no more caption entries will be accepted.

Now...IT'S VOTING TIME!

Please vote for one of the five submitted.

[halo7]

Jbond.

[JBond]

Dirk

[EnderDeschain]

JBond

[AlfA P.O.A.]

JBond

[poashaggy69]

I'll let the voting continue until tomorrow.

[poashaggy69]

Ok then...Jbond takes the cake.

Caption Win Count:
Jbond- 2
Dirk Calloway- 1
halo7- 1

The next round will begin once Jbond posts a new pic.

[JBond]

Cool beans, here you go:

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Science_Fiction/Alien_vs_Predator/alienvspredator6.jpg

[poashaggy69]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Science_Fiction/Alien_vs_Predator/alienvspredator6.jpg

Predator: Good news! No Cavities!

[halo7]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Science_Fiction/Alien_vs_Predator/alienvspredator6.jpg

Alien: CHAAAAAA

Predator: Wait wait wait isnt it sssss?

Alien: No im pretty sure its Chhaa or maybe its Chhhhhh

Predator: Either way it doesnt matter weve already basically destroyed both franchises.

Alien: Ok then CHAAAAAA it is.

[cg124]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Science_Fiction/Alien_vs_Predator/alienvspredator6.jpg

Alien vs Predator 2: OMG THIS WILL BE THE ****

Directed by: Uwe Boll


Coming Soon

[insaneMoViEgoer]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Science_Fiction/Alien_vs_Predator/alienvspredator6.jpg
Predator: Bad news alien.
Alien: What is it.
Predator: They greenlit a sequel.
Alien F***!!

[AlfA P.O.A.]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Science_Fiction/Alien_vs_Predator/alienvspredator6.jpg

Preadator: Why do you have dog breath?

Alien: Trust me, you don't want to know.

http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/images/icons/icon1.gifhttp://www.comingsoon.net/forums/images/icons/icon2.gifhttp://www.comingsoon.net/forums/images/icons/icon3.gifhttp://www.comingsoon.net/forums/images/icons/icon4.gif

[halo7]

once again im pretty sure this is it.

[poashaggy69]

Meh, hasn't been up for a day yet.

I'll let it continue until later today.

[halo7]

actually its been there for a day and 4 1/2 hours.

[poashaggy69]

Alright alright.

No more entries will be accepted at this time.

Now, it's VOTING TIME! Please vote for one of the five captions submitted.

[JBond]

Shaggy

[EnderDeschain]

There were some pretty good ones this time. I vote halo7.

[poashaggy69]

halo7

[halo7]

Cg

[Dirk Calloway]

Some pretty good ones in there but I'm gonna go with halo7

[poashaggy69]

Alright, halo7 takes the cake.

Caption Win Count:
Jbond- 2
halo7- 2
Dirk Calloway- 1

The next round will begin once halo posts a new pic.

[halo7]

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/movies/2001/snatch.jpg

[poashaggy69]

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/movies/2001/snatch.jpg

Leroy: Yo Mac, you right dog, 'dese spinners look dumb as hell on my car!

Mac: Wud I tell ya, WUD I TELL YA!!??

[Tornado]

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/movies/2001/snatch.jpg

Driver - Well, now we know what happens when you run someone over.

Guy in Back - Mama?

[insaneMoViEgoer]

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/movies/2001/snatch.jpg
Oh s*** look at that!!!
What is it?
Our careers

[poashaggy69]

Lets get a few more entries here until I open the voting, eh?

[ZombieMan]

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/movies/2001/snatch.jpg

Culprits of the recent drive-by gang bang.

[Sparhawk]

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/movies/2001/snatch.jpg

Dog - My agent's so fired. First I miss out on MIB now I'm stuck in this jalopy with these no-name schmucks. Next time I see him I'm gonna eat his ass.

[Ramplate]

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/movies/2001/snatch.jpg
Driver: "Heh! Yeah, Bag Lady! That's 50 points, yo!"
Guy in back: "Oh S***! Cop!"
Driver: "Heck yeah! I'm winnin' this sucker! 200 points!"

[AlfA P.O.A.]

http://www.theworldjournal.com/special/movies/2001/snatch.jpg

All the guys: God, who the hell farted?!

**Dog barks**
translation for bark - And you thought your farts smelled?

[poashaggy69]

Ok, No more entries will be accepted at this time.

Please vote for one of the 7 submitted.

[EnderDeschain]

Ramplate

[AlfA P.O.A.]

i would vote, but i dont see one worthy enough, maybe if someone could explain ramplate's to me i would vote for it, but as of right now, nothing

oh yea dont think I'm bad mouthin', mine isn;t worthy enough either

[ZombieMan]

^^^ Its saying that they get points for hitting people. 50 points for the bag lady and 200 points for the cop.

Anyhow, I vote for poashaggy.

[Ramplate]

insane

[poashaggy69]

I'll let the voting continue a day or two more because of the 4th of July.

My vote goes to Ramplate

[iv3rdawG]

Insane

[AlfA P.O.A.]

ok i now vote for Ramplate

[halo7]

Tornado

[poashaggy69]

OK, Ramplate takes the cake with 3 out of 7 votes. Insane in second with 2.

Caption Win Count:
Jbond- 2
halo7- 2
Dirk Calloway- 1
Ramplate- 1

The next round will begin once Ramplate posts a picture.

[Ramplate]

yee haw, thanks
Ok, here's one from the first science fiction movie ever A Trip to the Moon (1902)
http://csaweb.yonsei.ac.kr/~rhee/image/melies_moon01.jpg

[the elmo zombie]

http://csaweb.yonsei.ac.kr/~rhee/image/melies_moon01.jpg

damn you dirty harry i felt lucky and you shot me. i didnt mean to moon you. i guess i made your day though

[poashaggy69]

http://csaweb.yonsei.ac.kr/~rhee/image/melies_moon01.jpg

An Alternate ending to 'The Wizard of Oz' where Dorothy gets pissed off and throws her shoe at the Wizard.

[halo7]

http://csaweb.yonsei.ac.kr/~rhee/image/melies_moon01.jpg

Moon: Oh would you like to swing on a star!!Be better off than you a...AHHHHH Oh MY GOD MY ****ING EYE!!!!

Neil Armstrong: One small step for man..

[Dirk Calloway]

http://csaweb.yonsei.ac.kr/~rhee/image/melies_moon01.jpg

"I said MAN in the moon....not CAN...you A**hole!!!!"

[ZombieMan]

http://csaweb.yonsei.ac.kr/~rhee/image/melies_moon01.jpg

The cheese face guy from the movie Hannibal gets his next starring role in the new drama "Tomato Can Face Man".

[poashaggy69]

Entries are over.

Please vote for one of the five submitted.

[iv3rdawG]

Shaggy

[halo7]

Dirk.

[AlfA P.O.A.]

shaggy

[Dirk Calloway]

halo7

I promise I didn't vote for you because you voted for me. I thought yours was the best.

[DanielLB]

Dirk

[Ramplate]

Halo7

[ZombieMan]

poashaggy

[EnderDeschain]

halo7. I'm still laughing at that. That is great stuff.

[poashaggy69]

We need a tie breaker people!!!

[insaneMoViEgoer]

halo7

[poashaggy69]

OK, halo7 takes the cake.

Caption Win Count:
halo7- 3
Jbond- 2
Dirk Calloway- 1
Ramplate- 1

The next round will begin once halo7 posts a new pic.

[rulerofworld]

This is a cool thread game....i love comedy...nice one halo7!!

[halo7]

http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/3776_article.jpg

[PsYkOoOoO]

http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/3776_article.jpg

Nancy:You belong to SpringField,not Sin City Homer.And i am no Doughnut.

[JBond]

http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/3776_article.jpg

#1 Plot hole of all time:

There are complications in getting it up around Jessica Alba.

[ZombieMan]

http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/3776_article.jpg

Britney Spear's new husband makes an apperance in her latest music video.

[poashaggy69]

http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/3776_article.jpg

Yellow Bastard: Weren't you in 'Honey'?

Nancy:...I could ask you the SAME question.

[the elmo zombie]

http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/3776_article.jpg

"rubber ducky your the one, you make night time so much fun"

[insaneMoViEgoer]

http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/3776_article.jpg
Nancy: Why are you yellow?
YB: I drink "Tang"

[Dirk Calloway]

http://www.fangoria.com/graphics/articles/3776_article.jpg

YB: "For the last time...its Goldenrod Bastard."

[poashaggy69]

Ok, at this time no more entries will be accepted.

Everyone please vote for you favorite caption of the ones submitted.

[iv3rdawG]

Dirk

[ZombieMan]

poashaggy

[halo7]

Insane

[AlfA P.O.A.]

it's so hard to type this while i'm rolling around on the floor laughing, but i will try, lol

i vote for

shaggy bastard

[EnderDeschain]

Dirk Calloway

[SuperRyan]

jbond

[Ramplate]

shaggy

[poashaggy69]

Yay! With 3 out of 7 votes, poashaggy69 takes the cake. Dirk Calloway in second with 2.

Caption Win Count:
halo7- 3
Jbond- 2
Dirk Calloway- 1
Ramplate- 1
poashaggy69- 1

The next round will begin once I post the next pic.

[poashaggy69]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Thriller/The_Jacket/jacket21.jpg

[ZombieMan]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Thriller/The_Jacket/jacket21.jpg

Gandalf looks on, as Adrien Brody requests another Lord of the Rings movie. He also requested that he gets to play a Hobbit.

[JBond]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Thriller/The_Jacket/jacket21.jpg

"No, I'm sorry, Brody. The answer was Sweden. Sweden."

[cg124]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Thriller/The_Jacket/jacket21.jpg


"Put your hand down you scrawny son of a *****. And make sure you give grizzly adams next to you a sponge bath later."

[Dirk Calloway]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Thriller/The_Jacket/jacket21.jpg

Guy with Beard: "Hey...you got a purty mouth."

Adrian: "Check please!"

[AlfA P.O.A.]

Gandalf

damn, i saw the pic and i thought, GANDALF!!!, but then i saw ur caption, and was like DAMN!
http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Thriller/The_Jacket/jacket21.jpg

Adrian: "Can I request something?"

Guy with beard: "Can I request me 'n' him a in a bed together?"

[halo7]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Thriller/The_Jacket/jacket21.jpg

Adrien Brody got his big break when he was sent to a mental institution when he was 15...

Guy on right: Well hey there you supple young man my names Roman Polanski!

[poashaggy69]

let The Voting Beeeggginnn!!!

[halo7]

hmm. Jbond

[NastyNas04]

halo 7

[iv3rdawG]

Jibbs

[ZombieMan]

Dirk Calloway

[AlfA P.O.A.]

dirk

[obsessedwithsnl]

Jbond

[poashaggy69]

Annndd 'Jibbs' takes the cake. (I hope Jbond is Jibbs...if not I'm in a HEAP of trouble lol)

Caption Win Count:
halo7- 3
Jbond- 3
Dirk Calloway- 1
Ramplate- 1
poashaggy69- 1

The next round will begin once our winner posts the next pic.

[JBond]

People call me MISTER JIBBS!

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Resident_Evil_Apocalypse/residentevil7.jpg

[NastyNas04]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Resident_Evil_Apocalypse/residentevil7.jpg

Milla: Stop Paul put down the camera or I'll shoot

[ZombieMan]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Resident_Evil_Apocalypse/residentevil7.jpg

Milla: "Leave me the hell alone, I'm NOT Sarah Connor."

[Sparhawk]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Resident_Evil_Apocalypse/residentevil7.jpg

WOULD SOMEONE GET ME A GODDAM BRA ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!

[AlfA P.O.A.]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Resident_Evil_Apocalypse/residentevil7.jpg

little girl: "What is that!?"

other two: "DAMN that's BIG!"

[Drizzt240]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Action/Resident_Evil_Apocalypse/residentevil7.jpg

Little Girl: Thanks girls. Mr. Johnson will now think twice before he give me a C on a test.

[poashaggy69]

Let the voting begin!!!

[iv3rdawG]

Zombie and Nastys were really funny but....

Nasty, you could see Milla saying that lol :funny:

[AlfA P.O.A.]

Drizzt240

[Dirk Calloway]

nasty

[ZombieMan]

Drizzt

[bigxmenfan]

Drizz

[Ramplate]

Zombie

[poashaggy69]

Aight, with 3 of the 6 votes, Drizzz takes the cake.

Caption Win Count:
halo7- 3
Jbond- 3
Dirk Calloway- 1
Ramplate- 1
poashaggy69- 1
Drizzt240- 1

The next round will begin once a new picture is posted.

[ZombieMan]

^^^ Hey I had a vote!!! BASTARD!!! ;)

[Drizzt240]

Wow, I won.

http://www.iweb.btinternet.co.uk/redemption.jpg

[JBond]

http://www.iweb.btinternet.co.uk/redemption.jpg

Tim Robbins: They've been planning this for a million years. And these are only the first. They'll keep coming.
Prison Guard: *grabs Tim* What did you say?!
Tim Robbins: You're Albert Einstein! E equals M C squared!
Prison Guard: It looks like someone is going to have an on-site accident!!

*Guard throws him over*

Tim Robbins: HELP! MAVERICK!

[Sparhawk]

http://www.iweb.btinternet.co.uk/redemption.jpg

Guard: Say it!! Say Chowder!!

[ZombieMan]

http://www.iweb.btinternet.co.uk/redemption.jpg

Guard: "Boy if you EVER mouth off to me again, I'm gonna dent that pig nose of yours..."

[Dirk Calloway]

http://www.iweb.btinternet.co.uk/redemption.jpg

Guard: "I've got good news and bad news."

Andy: "Give me the bad news."

Guard: "I'm going to throw you off this building."

Andy: "O.....k......and the good news?"

Guard: "I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching... "

Andy: "Just throw me over, I hate those stupid commercials!"

[poashaggy69]

OK, no more entries at this time. Everyone please vote for your favorite caption.

[Tornado]

Jibbs. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y202/theanomaly2/b59f9f0c.gif

That was awesome.

[EnderDeschain]

Sparhawk

[ZombieMan]

Dirk

[AlfA P.O.A.]

dirka dirka dirka

[Dirk Calloway]

dirka dirka dirka

:funny: Thats the best acting I've ever seen!

as for the vote....Sparhawk

[Citizen Kane]

Sparhawk

[poashaggy69]

Aight, my vote goes to Sparhawk, who takes the cake with 4 out of 7 votes.

Caption Win Count:
halo7- 3
Jbond- 3
Dirk Calloway- 1
Ramplate- 1
poashaggy69- 1
Drizzt240- 1
Sparhawk- 1

The next round will begin once the Hawk swoops in with another pic.

[Sparhawk]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7053_002.jpg

[Dirk Calloway]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7053_002.jpg

Guy: "I call that one 'My baby's mama found your panties in the back seat of my Toyota Tercel'."

Britney: "Your like...so...romantic."

[NastyNas04]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7053_002.jpg

Guy:Hey your Britney Spears

Britney:Hi nice to meet you lets get married

Guy: Alright

[AlfA P.O.A.]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7053_002.jpg

Guy: Hey are you a hillbilly?
Britney: No I just marry them.
Guy: What does your hubby have to offer?
Britney: He has a nice trailer! :D

**Guy starts to sing**
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhHHHHHhh
I once saw a beautiful 'ole lady
Turns out she was a ho
I said ooooooooooooooooo baby
I can rock the whole trailer park
She said, right now?
I said, anytime, day or dark
she said, wow

oh oooooo oh oh ooo oh
you need to strap your trailer down
or it will be rollin' all around
she's pretty fly for white trash

[ZombieMan]

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/7053_002.jpg

Britney: "Lets re-write Mary Had A Little Lamb into a pop/rock song, I'm sure that it would go over sooo swell."

[JBond]

Hah, Dirk, so funny ;)

[AlfA P.O.A.]

Yea that's pretty dang funny, I haven't decided if I'm going to vote for dirka dirka dirka or nasty yet when voting comes. But I am leaning towards someone.......

[Dirk Calloway]

Yea that's pretty dang funny, I haven't decided if I'm going to vote for dirka dirka dirka or nasty yet when voting comes. But I am leaning towards someone.......

the suspense is killing me...lol.

[poashaggy69]

Alright I guess I'll open the voting then.

[EnderDeschain]

Dirk Calloway

[cg124]

Dirk Calloway

[AlfA P.O.A.]

I vote for AlfA
/\
ha ha i just typed that in there

i vote dirka dirka dirka

[Dirk Calloway]

I guess I'm voting for Alfa! lol

[AlfA P.O.A.]

aww i think that's just a sympathy for for me being so stupid, lol, sorry i am dumb

[Dirk Calloway]

aww i think that's just a sympathy for for me being so stupid, lol, sorry i am dumb

You can't be dumb...you voted for me. ;) :D

[ZombieMan]

NastyNas

[Sparhawk]

Dirk

[poashaggy69]

Aight, Dirk takes the cake.

Caption Win Count:
halo7- 3
Jbond- 3
Dirk Calloway- 2
Ramplate- 1
poashaggy69- 1
Drizzt240- 1
Sparhawk- 1

The next round will begin once a new pic is posted.

[Dirk Calloway]

sorry for the delay.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/mannyramirez/l_2401197.jpg

[halo7]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/mannyramirez/l_2401197.jpg

Hot.

[PsYkOoOoO]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/mannyramirez/l_2401197.jpg

Guy on the right:Let's get out of here!Whatever happened to the nude beach and the babes dude?
Guy on the bike:I swear they didnt have loose skin and old breasts the last time i came.I swear!

[poashaggy69]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/mannyramirez/l_2401197.jpg

Seth Green: What? You lost the map? How the hell are we going to get out of Neverland now???

[ZombieMan]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/mannyramirez/l_2401197.jpg

Seth Green: "I thought that silverback gorillas only attacked in the movie Congo. I didn't know they are that cruel in real life, now lay it to the gas on this thing!"

[AlfA P.O.A.]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/mannyramirez/l_2401197.jpg

Everyone: God Chodo Boy really is weird, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[rulerofworld]

funny stuff guys...

[rulerofworld]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/mannyramirez/l_2401197.jpg


Suicide MotorCycle Bombing squad: God is good!!!! ALAH!!!!!!

[poashaggy69]

OK PEOPLE! Let the voting Begin!

[Dirk Calloway]

halo7

i wish i knew how to photoshop...lol

[EnderDeschain]

Halo7, yep.

[73'Soze'37]

Yeah Halo7 got me the best.

[ZombieMan]

Poashaggy gets my vote.

[The WupZter]

Halo7

simple and funny

[poashaggy69]

Aight halo7 wins this round.

Caption Win Count:
halo7- 4
Jbond- 3
Dirk Calloway- 2
Ramplate- 1
poashaggy69- 1
Drizzt240- 1
Sparhawk- 1

The next round will begin once our winner posts a new pic.

[halo7]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg

[The WupZter]

http://www.freewebs.com/equilibrium-movie/EquilibriumStill0164-Preston_Guards.jpg


Christian Bale: Hey guys we've decided to cast you two into my next Batman film!

Both Guys in White Suits: Yesss

Christian Bale: Too bad Katie won't be joining us.

Guy with White Suit on the Left: *takes off helmet and reveals Tom Cruise* Say What?!!?

[Dirk Calloway]

I can't see anything!

[The WupZter]

right click, select properties, go to address url, copy and paste to address bar

that should do it, since i guess there is no hotlinking

[AlfA P.O.A.]

heres the picture if you cant see the ones above, hopefully you can see mine
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a160/AlfApoa/equilibrium-moviehalo7.jpg

Guys in white: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bale: Why?
Guys in white: You are trying to like like Agent 007.................

**Then Bale went all karate kid on their a$$e$, and ran like a little B**ch**

[Dirk Calloway]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a160/AlfApoa/equilibrium-moviehalo7.jpg

Bale: "Great...the fashion police!"

[Dirk Calloway]

Thanks Alfa!

[Ramplate]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a160/AlfApoa/equilibrium-moviehalo7.jpg

You guys working for Mr Freeze?

[JBond]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a160/AlfApoa/equilibrium-moviehalo7.jpg

THX-1139

[AlfA P.O.A.]

JBond, that was great, I literally fell onto the floor laughing

[JBond]

Thanks ;)

[Sparhawk]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a160/AlfApoa/equilibrium-moviehalo7.jpg

Mel Gibson Presents: The Passion Of The Christ: 2028!!

Guards - King of the Jews, eh? Suck Posatronic Death Lazers!

[ZombieMan]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a160/AlfApoa/equilibrium-moviehalo7.jpg

Bale: "I'm Bruce Wayne from Gotham, just tell Lord Vader that I'm here to see him."

[Dirk Calloway]

Should we start voting then?

[poashaggy69]

Yes, start the voting.

[Dirk Calloway]

sparhawk

[iv3rdawG]

Zombie :funny:

[ZombieMan]

Dirk gets my vote...

[The WupZter]

Zombie

[EnderDeschain]

Sparhawk. You ever see one of those things that pops into your head every now and then for a couple days, and you chuckle every time it does? That's one of those, for me.

[halo7]

Sparhawk has done it again!

[Sparhawk]

Zombie

[poashaggy69]

Sparhawk and Zombie are tied at three. Anyone want to break it? I'm too tired.

[AlfA P.O.A.]

i wanted to vote for JBond, but the next best thing would be Sparhawk

i vote Sparhawk

[bbf2]

I vote JBond

[poashaggy69]

Alright Sparhawk takes the cake this round.

Caption Win Count:
halo7- 4
Jbond- 3
Dirk Calloway- 2
Sparhawk- 2
Ramplate- 1
poashaggy69- 1
Drizzt240- 1

The next round will begin once a new pic is posted.

[Sparhawk]

Woo Hoo! Thanks, guys. New pic in a bit.

[Sparhawk]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Drama/Because_of_Winn_Dixie/becauseofwinndixie5.jpg

[JBond]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Drama/Because_of_Winn_Dixie/becauseofwinndixie5.jpg

"Whoa, how many more does he have in there?"

[SuperRyan]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Drama/Because_of_Winn_Dixie/becauseofwinndixie5.jpg

Girl on right: Are you sure you want to send your dad a "rabies birthday card".

[poashaggy69]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Drama/Because_of_Winn_Dixie/becauseofwinndixie5.jpg

Girl in Pink: I said Band-Aid, NOT napkin... *Rolls up newspaper* Bad dog! BAD DOG!

[stunt double]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Drama/Because_of_Winn_Dixie/becauseofwinndixie5.jpg

Girl 1: "Since when does the Post Office use dogs to deliver mail?"
Girl 2: "Yeah aren't dogs natural enemies of mailmen or something?"
Dog: "The two of you better shut your yappin, ya just askin to get pepper sprayed."

[BlackJack&Coke]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Drama/Because_of_Winn_Dixie/becauseofwinndixie5.jpg

Dog: Daddy gave you AIDS....Happy Birthday.

[halo7]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Drama/Because_of_Winn_Dixie/becauseofwinndixie5.jpg

After knocking the girls off the Bike Winn Dixie ran at them with furious speed. They offered him a peace napkin but he simply just ate them in response.