Episode 3: Abridged

[Miasma]

Pretty funny, "edited" version, of Episode 3's script:

http://ter.air0day.com/?script=revengeofthesith

[Frizzo the Clown]

Haha..goddamn, that was funny.

[iv3rdawG]

I will now add your lightsabers to my collection of Star Wars memorabilia.

hahaha :D

[Karma Dog]

I needed a good laugh today. That was great.

[HeadHunter]

Oh god that was good....really cheered me up :D

[insaneMoViEgoer]

NATALIE PORTMAN
Hayden! I heard you've gone toward
the dark side! It's not true, is it?
Why are your eyes all red?

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
(furrowing his brow)
You brought Ewan, didn't you? To
actually act well and make me look
wooden and awful!

NATALIE PORTMAN
Of course not! I'm even worse than
you in this movie, why would I bring
someone capable of acting well here?

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
(comically)
Liar!
:lol:

[Fanible]

:funny: :applaud:

[Sparta*]

hahah that was hilarious

[Ramplate]

Heh heh - my favorite character was SAMUEL L. M*F* JACKSON :D what a riot

[urnothinglikeme]

That was some stupid mess. I could have made something funnier then that.

[Frizzo the Clown]

That was some stupid mess. I could have made something funnier then that.
Then lets see you.

[Karma Dog]

Then lets see you.

I second that challenge. For a good quick read it was entertaining. If you can do better... bring it.

[Frizzo the Clown]

I second that challenge. For a good quick read it was entertaining. If you can do better... bring it.
Exactly. I mean, it wasn't a masterpiece or anything, but it was certainly entertaining.

[halo7]

That was some stupid mess. I could have made something funnier then that.

Well according to you Jar Jar Binks is funny so i dont wanna see what you could cook up.

[JBond]

This is HILARIOUS.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
What have I done?
(pause)
I submit myself to your will, Ian.

IAN MCDIARMID
That was fast. Well, now that you
have taken a single, somewhat
justifiable step toward the Dark
Side, there's no turning back. Go
kill all of the Jedi in the temple,
including the children.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Right, go kill the children. Got it.

IAN MCDIARMID
Well, kill everyone, not just--

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
(leaving)
On my way to kill all of the
children now! Whee!

[DolAmroth]

that was the funniest part of it

[sshuttari]

haha that was hilarious and ur rite kill all the children was the best part, but i put this in 2nd.

EWAN MCGREGOR
Anti-Jedite!

They DUEL. Then they DUEL some more. Afterwards, they do
some more DUELLING. Then there's another DUEL, a little
DUELLING, and finally a DUEL.

EWAN MCGREGOR
It's over, Hayden. If you jump over
to me, I will cut your S*** off.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
You underestimate my power to
decide not to jump to the low ground
in front of you where I will be able
to safely continue duelling, but to
instead try to jump all the way over
you and get my S*** cut off!

He JUMPS and gets SLICED AND DICED. Then COMPLETELY BURNED.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Mother****er!

[Cloud Buster]

BEST. GAG. EVER.

:applaud: :lol:

[Cloud Buster]

That was some stupid mess. I could have made something funnier then that.

Big words, but I'll bet you're too pussy to put your money where your mouth is. I third the motion Frizzo made for you to back up your s**t talking. Write us something better.

Actually, now that I think of it, you must just be trolling, given the threads you create.

[darthspielberg]

I loved that...

[drjones]

I love the eBay bit...

"VINTAGE 1970'S STAR WARS LUNCH BOX WITH THERMOS NO RESERVE!!"

[FVD]

That was hilarious.

Samuel the Superfly TNT, the Guns Of Navarone.

:lol:

[Chiakier]

Gotta say -- no funny

[Miasma]

The thing I love about the way that guy does abridged scripts is how they're also commentaries on the movie (sort of like reading a review of the film, only more entertaining.)

[halo]

They make their way toward CHRISTOPHER LEE and IAN
MCDIARMID, using the help of R2D2, who uses his rockets to
fly again, in spite of everyone trying so hard to forget
that ever happened.


DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Where's Natalie Portman? Suddenly I
am worried about her again.

IAN MCDIARMID
It seems that in your overacting,
you killed her.

:lol:

The only downer is that he didn't put in any of the Yoda/Palpideous duel in there.

[Dwight]

Haha, that was pretty funny and entertaining.

Do they have one for Episode I and II?

[insaneMoViEgoer]

Episode I
http://ter.air0day.com/?script=phantommenace
http://ter.air0day.com/?script=phantommenace
http://ter.air0day.com/?script=phantommenace

Episode II:
http://ter.air0day.com/?script=attackoftheclones
http://ter.air0day.com/?script=attackoftheclones
http://ter.air0day.com/?script=attackoftheclones