Now. This second now!

[Agent_87]

...I thought to myself, everyone gets to share ideas, thoughts, opinions, tastes... but no one has any chance to just write about D**K ALL. So i desinged this thread. ...Feel free to use this thread to tell us all, what you are currently doing or, not doing. ...whatever, it sounds dumb but it'll work!


WHAT IN THE WORLD AM I DOING RIGHT NOW, THIS SECOND NOW?!?!?
...MADNESS and I are watching ALIEN: RESURRECTION @ my house... its the scene where Ripley see's the other clones. MADNESS' response('cause he has never seen the movie before) ..."what the fu(k!?"

[Godzilla]

I'm on the damned computer! What else would I be doing?

[Optimus Prime]

I'm typing this. :D

[Agent_87]

...see i knew it didn't sound dumb!

[Doomsday]

I'm watching A Christmas Story on TBS!

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Doomsday:
<strong>I'm watching A Christmas Story on TBS!</strong><hr></blockquote>

As am I.

[SamuraiiSam]

I'm delicately trying to balance my Film/StarCraft/Internet/Counter-Strike addictions

[Stark]

I'm at bloody work (and on a Sunday). :(

[Frizzo the Clown]

I'm masturbating to midget porn. "Midget Mona, and the Miniscule Men of Michigan." Its a classic!

[JBond]

I'm watching Wayne's World! Denied!

[Godzilla]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I'm watching Wayne's World! Denied!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Poor JBond.

[Agent_87]

........(sorry my button stuck) Currently, i'm sitting with my boys, GRANDMASTER SEKSAY, COMMISSIONER GREEN, & BUCKIE C. ...we're at the tail end of a smokey night.

[Olorin]

I'm thinking (to the tune of Real Slim Shady) "Would the real Agent_87 please shut up, please shut up..." ;)

[Psylent]

[quote]Originally posted by Olorin:
<strong>I'm thinking (to the tune of Real Slim Shady) "Would the real Agent_87 please shut up, please shut up..." ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>coming back so soon? I thought you were gone.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by silent_speech:
<strong>coming back so soon? I thought you were gone.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yep. I'm that good.

[Agent_87]

Nope. You're just THAT MUCH OF AN ASS!

[Nilade]

I just finished a bottle of lemon-lime Gatorade, listening to whatever show that followed Showtime At The Apollo with Bustah Rhymes on the tube, debating if I want to step out into the cold to have a smoke or just get my pad all smokey, also looking for a multi-player crack for my copy of Return To Castle Wolfenstien. Oh, and responding to this thread, too.

[fractal_inversion]

I'm creating skins of my family for the game "The Sims"

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<strong>I'm creating skins of my family for the game "The Sims"</strong><hr></blockquote>
I've become pretty addicted to that game!!

[LOTR]

am watching CNN

[Moe Szyslak]

Waiting for the shower, overslept, and procrastinating on my final projects.

[Agent_87]

I just woke up, and have about an hour, before my friend GANJA, picks me up, to shop for GOOG's birthday(GOOG owns THE DEEP) ...so i'm posting to keep busy, and trying to decided what movie to watch while i wait.

[SamuraiiSam]

I just woke up too. ::yawns:: I'm listening to Frederic Chopin.

[Greengoblin]

I'M CURRENTLY WATCHING TOM JONES SINGING IN A LAS VEGAS HOTEL!!........SO FAR....NO ONE HAS CAUGHT ME SPYING!! :mad: :D

[Madness]

I'm making myself sweedish meatballs, in a thick gravy, with a side of fried rice and a fine chardonay......What?? Madman can't have fine dining?........

[Con-Air]

I have a book report due a week ago but I lost the book I was supposed to read, and it was the teacher's book too.

[Agent_87]

MADNESS, GOOG & I are .......currently watching the SIMPSONS. ...anyone else?

[Moe Szyslak]

The Simpsons is over so now I am going to start working on papers.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Moe Szyslak:
<strong>The Simpsons is over so now I am going to start working on papers.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dang, why'd you have to remind me?

[Kyle Katarn]

I am now simultaneously:

1: Using Word to check that I spelled simultaneously right! :rolleyes: :p
2. Playing Vegas Solitare
3. Checkin' out WWF VENGEANCE!!! (OK, I now, as of 8:56 hypothesize that HHH comes out and screws Jericho out of winning at some point!!! Hence, Vengeance! Woo-Hoo!)
4. Manning my Ask the Drug Lord thread! :D

[Agent_87]

...currently in the midst of watching, PEARL HARBOUR. The most recent purchase, for my Movie collection.

[fractal_inversion]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>
I've become pretty addicted to that game!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's even better when you can starve, burn and otherwise humiliate a likeness of your brother! :)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<strong>

It's even better when you can starve, burn and otherwise humiliate a likeness of your brother! :) </strong><hr></blockquote>I once purposly murdered a likeness of Kathy Lee Gifford. It was soooo satisfying!

[Optimus Prime]

I'm on my computer, just like last time. :p

[Madness]

I'm at work.....gettin' paid to surf......hehehe...............

[JBond]

I'm at school...I should be studing...how YOU doing!?

[pixiness]

I'm at work, neglecting projects that need to be done, in favor of typing this post.

[Agent_87]

I just woke up again. SUCKERS!!!!!!!

[Moe Szyslak]

This second now I'm going to class, I would have been there earlier but my morning class was canceled.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Right now I'm painfully waiting for my next class to start so I can take my final exam.....

[Nilade]

I just woke up. It's Monday and my only day off this week. I'm soooooooooooooooo hung over right now. Last night, after work, Bose Corporation had a festive gathering at the Hooter's in Newport Beach for all their sale's associates. They paid for the beer and hot wings, and we got $100 Nike gift certificates. Afterwards, a group of us went to Gamesplus to shoot pool and play videogames. I had 2 more Newcastles. My cousin (NorthAmx15) showed up with a new Dodge Ram and we came back to my place and posted on the boards a couple times and drank some more beer, and then we went to my ex-girlfriend's work in Costa Mesa, which is called Garf's. There, I had 2 Captain & Cokes, and some wierd shot she made us. We stayed until 2am and then I came home and threw up. THIS VERY SECOND, RIGHT NOW is a result of last night. My stomach feels like I swallowed warm cottage cheese, so I am drinking an ice cold glass of water and contemplating on getting my tree in a couple hours. I'll probably go back to sleep for another hour. Alright then.

[Frizzo the Clown]

This second now, I'm trying to figure out why my evenings aren't as eventful as Nilades....maybe its just becuase I'm a lazy bastard, but I'm not sure...

[Frizzo the Clown]

Right this moment, I'm going to leave to go take a final. My palms are sweating, and I think I just wet myself. I love college!!

[Nilade]

Alright, this very second I'm about to take a shower and go get lunch. I'm fricken starving. Then, I'm going to get my Christmas tree at Home Depot. I like this thread. It's like checking in. This way, if I get kidnapped or something, you guys can tell the FBI where I last said I was going. Thanks, I owe you big time in advance!

By the way, the posted time and California time have a 2 hour difference. It's 2 hours earlier here then time listed. I don't know why I even cared to bring that up. As a matter of fact, forget I even said anything. Alright then.

[ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: Nilade ]</p>

[Moe Szyslak]

This second now I'm sitting in one of the Universities public labs because the MIS lab is full. We have a final project due on Wednesday and I haven't really started. I am so screwed.

[pixiness]

right this second I am typing with one hand because i am eating chocolate chip cookie dough with the other. Our kitchen at work ROCKS!!!!

[Con-Air]

I'm typing with one hand too.

[Moe Szyslak]

Sorry, this took so long...I'm not typing with either of my hands. I'm getting some pretty funny looks from the people in the lab.

[pixiness]

right now i'm still giggling about Moe's last post.

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now I'm waiting for some group members to arrive so we can put together a presentation.

[pixiness]

And right NOW, I'm getting ready to leave work and go home. Ahhh glorious home....

See everybody tomorrow!!! (in the sense that I will see your posts, but not your actual selves)

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>And right NOW, I'm getting ready to leave work and go home. Ahhh glorious home....

See everybody tomorrow!!! (in the sense that I will see your posts, but not your actual selves)</strong><hr></blockquote>

You can go home and SEND ME MY PICTURE!! hehheh.....kidding....

[Nilade]

Just got my tree! 5 foot Noble Fir! I am bout to leave to see Ocean's 11. Be back soon!

[SamuraiiSam]

I'm smoking a cigarette, listening to Mozart and typing this post.

[Agent_87]

I guess i'm checking in.......

I am currently watching JURASSIC PARK, why?... i don't know. But i needed something too turn to(is that the right use of to(o)'s) everytime i'm not typing.

P.S. I'm glad you are all liking the thread!

[fractal_inversion]

I'm planning the hostile takweover of Californa

[Nilade]

Ok, now I am drinking a glass of milk and listening to Jay Leno on the tube. Earlier today I got me tree (see above post), went down to my friend's apartment on the Balboa Peninsula, and smoked several bong loads of whacky tobaccy. We then caught a showing of Ocean's 11 at The Metropoint (great movie! go and see it right now! Quit reading and go see it!). I came home and watched Walking With Dinosaurs on The Discovery Channel and put up the tree lights. Please remind me in a later post to buy more lights tomorrow, if you remember. It just past midnight here in good ol' California and I am about to do my second load of laundery (I thought I told you to go see Ocean's 11!).

[Madness]

I'm unscrewing someones head, placing it on a pole, and dancing a merry jig, parading the head for all to see!!!........

[pixiness]

right now I'm debating taking all my job files and working from home for the rest of the day.

[JBond]

I'm watching someone getting his head placed on a pole...it appears to be Superman's head! :eek:

[Madness]

Yah, these Kryptonite gillotines really come in handy!!...........

[SamuraiiSam]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>I'm unscrewing someones head, placing it on a pole, and dancing a merry jig, parading the head for all to see!!!........</strong><hr></blockquote>

I can't beleive I missed that!

[SamuraiiSam]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>I'm unscrewing someones head, placing it on a pole, and dancing a merry jig, parading the head for all to see!!!........</strong><hr></blockquote>

I can't beleive I missed that!

[Moe Szyslak]

This second now I'm coming to the realization that I will not be able to finish a final project in one of my classes.

[Nilade]

I'm drinking a Diet 7-UP right now. I gotta jump in the shower and head to work. See you all tonight (really, I will. I have little cameras posted in all of your monitors. Moe, stay out of those porno sites, pretty soon you'll have hairy palms.)!

[Frizzo the Clown]

Right now, I'm drinking a "Flat Tire Amber Ale" and wasting yet more of my life on CS! I need 300 post to catch up to Olorin, so I got to get crackin'!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Nilade:
<strong>I'm drinking a Diet 7-UP right now. I gotta jump in the shower and head to work. See you all tonight (really, I will. I have little cameras posted in all of your monitors. Moe, stay out of those porno sites, pretty soon you'll have hairy palms.)!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Oh crap, he can see what' I'm doing....I was looking at those sites for a psych paper. Yeah, that's believable.

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Right now, I'm drinking a "Flat Tire Amber Ale" and wasting yet more of my life on CS! I need 300 post to catch up to Olorin, so I got to get crackin'!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Geez... I don't have the time to keep ahead of you anymore. I'll beat you to 4000, then let you take my position... right now I'm in third. You can take the bronze, if you want it that bad.

Right now, I'm listening to "End of the Line" by the Travelling Wilburys, sitting alone on AIM, downloading some movies, and of course writing this useless piece of crap.

[Elizabeth]

Right now, I'm struggling to stay awake and read all these threads I've missed while I've been trying to catch up on some homework I have procrastinated on... yeah, and a couple essays :rolleyes: I'm talking to my friend Wes on Yahoo Messenger, listening to a cute Christmas song called "I Want A Hippopatomus For Christmas" :D I really need to get off here and get some sleep before my 9:00 class. I've got my Biology Lab final at 1 in the afternoon, which I've heard is kinda easy. I'm also wishing my stupid allergies weren't bothering me! :mad:

[Optimus Prime]

I'm posting this post. :D

[pixiness]

I'm here at work again, listening to a Rabbit in The Moon Import CD.... THAT TOTALLY KICKS ASS...

Oh yeah, I'm also writing this.

[Agent_87]

THIS MAKES 700, but i'm not happy about.

I had one of the most UNREAL days yesterday. We(our group of friends) found out, one of our friends has cancer, and has to have surgery to remove it. ...She'itty i know!

...Another friend and myself left work early to visit him, and help get his spirits up, but if you all knew the MAGNITUDE of the situation, you'd know it wasn't an easy task.

...I feel so sorry for him

[ 12-12-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[JBond]

I have a final exam at 12:00, but it's a group final exam...how hard can that be! :rolleyes:

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by LOTR:
<strong>am watching CNN</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why? Did the cartoon nework channel go down?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>I once purposly murdered a likeness of Kathy Lee Gifford. It was soooo satisfying!</strong><hr></blockquote>

That wasn't a likeness of her...

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I have a final exam at 12:00, but it's a group final exam...how hard can that be! :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Ohhhh! An orgy final! :D :p ;)

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by fractal_inversion:
<strong>I'm planning the hostile takweover of Californa</strong><hr></blockquote>

"takweover?" You've been hanging out with LOTR, haven't you? Oh and you'll take my home state over my dead body! :cool:

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by Superman:
<strong>

Ohhhh! An orgy final! :D :p ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I passed too!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

I passed too!</strong><hr></blockquote>

It doesn't take that much for a guy to pass, the main question is whether the girls passed
;)

[Agent_87]

HEY!!!! this is a check-in thread. Not one of those fancy ones, where you converse and she'it.


Oh yeah! i'm currently watching FRIENDS, and Madness making a mess of my house.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>HEY!!!! this is a check-in thread. Not one of those fancy ones, where you converse and she'it.


Oh yeah! i'm currently watching FRIENDS, and Madness making a mess of my house.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right now I'm feeling like an idiot for posting a conversation piece in this thread. I've also been at school for about 10 hours now...most of that time in front of a computer screen.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by ryanblair2:
<strong>

I can't beleive I missed that!
I can't beleive I missed that!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Wow, I broke his brain!!!!

Speaking of which, at this very moment I'm sitting in my cell, picking at my psychiatrists brain...LITERALLY!!! What?? He always came in here and picked at mine, so I cracked his skull with the legs of my bed!! Hehehehehe, the guards are breakin' down the door I blocked with a chair!! They'll be in here soon, and wanting an "explanation" as they call it so, gotta go.............

[Moe Szyslak]

This second now it is a quarter past 4 in the morning and I've been up for over an hour. I only got about 3 or 4 hours of sleep so I'm going to be absolutely dead today.

[Nilade]

Right now it is 3:08am, California time. I just got done jogging, working out, and taking a shower. I know, it sounds crazy to do all that $h!t this late, but I don't even get off of work until 1am, at least during Christmas schedule. I am drinking a diet coke and am about to go outside and have a smoke. Anyone else care for one?

[SamuraiiSam]

Right now, life took a crap on me. :mad:

[pixiness]

Right now, I am arriving late to work after a dentist appt.

Look Mom, No Cavaties!!! :D

[Madness]

Right now, I'm blasting my brains out with this semi-automatic!! Watch!! (BANG!!!).....(THUD)...........................

[TyRoss]

Right now it's noon(ish) and I'm up after being here all night. Man you poeple go to bed early.

- TyRoss :eek:

[pixiness]

Right now, I'm wondering why I haven't heard from Agent 87 in such a long time. I'm also wondering where Moe and Madness are they've been relatively scarce today, and I'm also trying to figure out what excuse I could possibly use to leave work early.

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm back again and wondring why I keep forgetting ot come here first.

- TyRoss :eek:

[pixiness]

i'm heading home for the night. See ya...

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now I'm mad that pixi left, now I'm stuck here with a bunch of guys.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Right now, I'm plotting a raid into the capital of Paraguay. I have a contract to assasinate the President. And if any of you tell....I'll sic the midgets on ya!

[Psylent]

right now, I'm waiting for Frizzo to send me my pics...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by silent_speech:
<strong>right now, I'm waiting for Frizzo to send me my pics...</strong><hr></blockquote>

check your PM's!!

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm back yet again but this time I'm a little more than slightly hammered. I'm thinking this could be a dangerous thing.

- TyRoss :eek:

[Agent_87]

It's currently 1:15 Up here in the Great White North... I'm using my shoe-phone's internet access, to type this. Its cold out, but not too cold. I hung with some friends, smoked enough 'budda' to kill a large elephant, watched survivor, and temptation island... and now i'm deciding what movie to watch at this late hour, 'cause i don't have to work tomorrow.

[TyRoss]

It's 9:30 I had my couple posts fix and now I have to go to a job interview, wish me luck.

- TyRoss :eek:

[Agent_87]

it's 11:09 AM... i'm watching SURVIVOR, which i had taped... good thing, because i missed the beginning last night.

[TyRoss]

It's almost noon and I;m back from my interview. Now I get to wonder how I did.

- TyRoss :eek:

[pixiness]

Right now, I'm trying DESPERATELY to finish up work and go the *** home. This work shee-it is starting to interfere with my weekend!!!

[Stark]

It's currently quarter past ten on a Saturday morning here and I'm at work. There is very little to do at present (hence I'm bludging here instead of trying to find something to do) as we close for Christmas on the 20th (YAAAAYY!!!!) We have our work Christmas breakup tonight and I have to organize lifts for about half my bloody staff ("but I wanna drink" - selfish bastards!!!).
I'm trying to figure out a strategy for loitering in the foyer, so I can watch the cricket on the TV there at 11:30. Australia is playing South Africa, who are about the only team in world cricket who can give us a run for our money these days. Ooooh...there's the phone...be back in a sec.
Well...that was my girlfriend. She showed up at work on time and no one else in her building has. She works in a call centre and about 10 of them were rostered on for today and all of them bar her have decided not to come in, including her supervisor, so she is sitting there doing even less than me, as she doesn't have the supervisor's code to activate the phone system.
Pretty funny, huh?

[ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Stark ]</p>

[Madness]

Right now I'm making out with Pixi, and we're on some large amounts of Pixi dust. She'll try to deny it but...OW!! Ok, that's her biting me telling me not to write this post and...OUCH!!! Ok ok, no more writing about where your hand is or what its doi...ow ow ow, HEY!! :mad: .....

Gotta go, hehehehe.....................

[Frizzo the Clown]

Right now I'm drinking a Moosehead and fondling a German midget named Franz.

[Agent_87]

I just arrived at Frizzo's house! "Hi Franz!"

[Madness]

I just blew up Frizzo's house.....

Frizzo- (Walking out covered in ash.) You idiot!! That's where I kept all my stuff!!!

Madness- Well, that was your first mistake..........

[Frizzo the Clown]

Dammit! Where can I find a new cardboard box at this time of night?

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Dammit! Where can I find a new cardboard box at this time of night?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'd try Bob's Box Shack.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

I'd try Bob's Box Shack.</strong><hr></blockquote>Do they deliver?

[thebtskink]

User Assembly required.

[Frizzo the Clown]

Assembly? What tools do I need? Duct tape?

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by Frizzo the Clown:
<strong>Assembly? What tools do I need? Duct tape?</strong><hr></blockquote>

The name is Strandular Structural Adhesive... get with the terms, man.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by thebtskink:
<strong>

The name is Strandular Structural Adhesive... get with the terms, man.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Fine, whatever. Where's my new box?

[thebtskink]

Look... I already gave you the can for food. If you don't have a can opener, it's your own damn fault.

[Frizzo the Clown]

I have a can opener! I just want a new box to live in!

[thebtskink]

You have the damn can opener? Then what the hell are you begging for?!?

[TyRoss]

Right now I should probobly be writing my article for the Jan edition of HiP shockwaves but instead I'm here (dang addiction).

- TyRoss

[JBond]

I'm in skink's attic...

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now I'm a little drunk(it's the weekend before finals). I'm about to go to bed and I'm a little depressed that pixi isn't there waiting for me. ;)

[TyRoss]

Right now I've been out here for quite a while, still havent written my article and have basicly been posting randomly since I haven't seen anyone here in a hour or so. I am also wondring why I cant sleep.

- TyRoss

[Warpedchick]

I just finshed watching Robot Wars on TV and since there is now nothing on to watch I am posting here! :)

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm lmao because I left for 20 min and all of a sudden there's people here.

- TyRoss

[S.I.G.]

I am a creature of the night.
http://www.anigifs.ch/images/Wetter/mond13_9kb.gif

[Warpedchick]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>Right now I'm lmao because I left for 20 min and all of a sudden there's people here.

- TyRoss</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's because some of us live on the other side of the world and this is the time we can post!

Shouldn't you be in bed? :p ;)

[Warpedchick]

[quote]Originally posted by S.I.G.:
<strong>I am a creature of the night.
http://www.anigifs.ch/images/Wetter/mond13_9kb.gif</strong><hr></blockquote>

When do you sleep? :p ;)

[TyRoss]

[quote]Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<strong>


Shouldn't you be in bed? :p ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>


Just one of those nights I can't sleep so I'm hangin' here. Oh and I finally finished my article. Actually I've been thinking of profileing the site in Feb or Mar but I'll need some feedback on that idea from JBond or some of oyu other high ups. PM me and let me know what you think of the idea.

- TyRoss

[ 12-15-2001: Message edited by: TyRoss ]</p>

[S.I.G.]

[quote]Originally posted by Warpedchick:
<strong>

When do you sleep? :p ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

I sleep when you work. :) I almost live on UK time, but not quite.

[Nilade]

I'm eating a Hall's coughdrop right now because I am mildly sick. I am lightly buzzed from smoking and am toasty warm in my house. It's quarter to 3am here in Cali, and I'll think I'll crash out. Latezzz.

[pixiness]

If you can believe it, I'm WORKING on a saturday. AND IT BITES!

[thebtskink]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>I'm in skink's attic...</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm in your attic! You mean all this time I've been waiting to kill you, and you're not even in your own damn house?!? That's it, I GIVE UP!!!!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Look Mom, No Cavaties!!! :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually I could point out a cavaity or two... :D

[fractal_inversion]

Five minutes ago, my brother was teaching me some kendo. Too bad it was only a practice sword ;)

[Agent_87]

i HAVEN'T givin you all an update into my life in awhile... so here it goes. I'm currently, waiting until m buddy GOOG gets home, because we have got to go pick up his new fish tank, a 150 gallon monster he bought for only $400. It includes a stand, 2 filters, and 30 fish...

Because of this i will take home the old 33 gallon tank, and about 3 or 4 of the new fish.

[ 12-16-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[TyRoss]

I have just gotten back from being at my non internet connected parents house and decorating a Christmas tree. And of course what do I do first thing??? I come here.

- TyRoss

[Frizzo the Clown]

You're an addict! Admit it! We all are!!

[Agent_87]

...currently wondering, if i'm the only one up this late?

[Agent_87]

i'm also currently wondering how i actually came up with a popular thread? we've reached 136 posts or something like that.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>i'm also currently wondering how i actually came up with a popular thread? we've reached 136 posts or something like that.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Get over yourself you ego maniac!!! ;) ..........

[TyRoss]

Right now I just woke up and "needed a fix".

- TyRoss

[Agent_87]

...smoke two ___ in the morning. I smoke two ___ at night. I smoke two ___ in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright. I smoke two ___ in time of peace, and two in time of war. I smoke two ___ before i smoke two ___ and then i smoke two more.

[pixiness]

GREAT SONG 87! Right now, I'm sad about being at work after a relatively short weekend, but I'm glad to see all your smiling and happy posts (unless you're Madness in which case I'm glad to see your bludgeoned and violent posts)

[Agent_87]

MADNESS, i know you're probably upset with me, but i had a good excuse for not showing up at the art show. ...It was, the night before Mark's big ________, ya know! ...and he really didn't want to do much, other then sit around and watch t.v.

...i hope the amplifier, and mic stands are in good hands. 'Cause as i can see, Charles didn't drop them back at my house...


~I'm also currently wondering how many times pixi has been proposed too, since her pics were posted!?

[pixiness]

Right now I've taken my obsession to a new level by continuing my posting from home.

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Right now I've taken my obsession to a new level by continuing my posting from home.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Thats the spirit! You've become one of us, my dear!

[JBond]

Alright! Another one joins the many 100-posts-a-day members of the site, but I'm not one of them! :p .....crap...this is a bad time to say "9900th post"...isn't it :o

[pixiness]

oh my god, did I really post 100 times today?

If so I really need to call my sponsor.

[JBond]

Oh...not a clue, I just used 100 cause...i did. I once posted MANY times in one day and I found out it was about 50, so I doubt anyone here has posted 100 times in a day...Ok, I suppose there was Icewind Dale...

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Oh...not a clue, I just used 100 cause...i did. I once posted MANY times in one day and I found out it was about 50, so I doubt anyone here has posted 100 times in a day...Ok, I suppose there was Icewind Dale...</strong><hr></blockquote>
actaully, last week, before Olorin hit 4000 posts, I posted over 100 posts in a day..I knew I wouldn't bat him, but it was worth a try. I think I've done it before then, too! :eek:

[JBond]

YOU...have issues ;)

[pixiness]

:::sighs a huge sigh of relief:::

I almost had issues myself.

[JBond]

&lt;Gets cups of coffee&gt; Do tell!

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>&lt;Gets cups of coffee&gt; Do tell!</strong><hr></blockquote>

&lt;Moe is sitting watching JBond drink his coffee and snickers with every sip&gt;

Fool, it's decaf.

[pixiness]

I just mean I was relieved that I hadn't posted 100 times today.

[Moe Szyslak]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>I just mean I was relieved that I hadn't posted 100 times today.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right now I'm typing a message to pixi.

Well, I have around the same amount as you...most of my posts have been in response to yours today.

[Agent_87]

iS MOE OBSESSED WITH PIXI? ...Oh wait this isn't the Questions game.

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now, I'm realizing that 87 just might be a little drunk or something.

[Agent_87]

....I'm also currently wondering, if moe remembers the simpsons episode, in which barney quits drinking beer, and becomes hooked on coffee in the end.

[Agent_87]

impossible. I DON'T DRINK! ...i prefer to smoke weed. It's better for you!

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now I'm reliving that episode in my mind. I'm also taking not that ever since then Barney only has been drinking coffee instead of beer(pay attention when he is at Moe's, it's always a coffee holder).

[Elizabeth]

This happened a few hours ago, but while we were in Charlotte earlier, we ate at Red Lobster and I had 2 pounds of crab legs, which were wonderful! &lt;starts to drool again, thinking of the wonderful dinner she had&gt; Ahh... a little bit of heaven! ;) :D

[Nilade]

[quote]Originally posted by Elizabeth:
<strong>This happened a few hours ago, but while we were in Charlotte earlier, we ate at Red Lobster and I had 2 pounds of crab legs, which were wonderful! &lt;starts to drool again, thinking of the wonderful dinner she had&gt; Ahh... a little bit of heaven! ;) :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

2 POUNDS?!? Damn girl, you're my kind of woman!

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>Alright! Another one joins the many 100-posts-a-day members of the site, but I'm not one of them! :p .....crap...this is a bad time to say "9900th post"...isn't it :o </strong><hr></blockquote>

Am I in that category?

[Nilade]

Alright, its quarter after 3 in the morning, here in good old California. I just got done playing Quake 3-Freezetag, online. For anyone unfamiliar, it's Quake 3 with a twist. You pick a team to join, and when you shoot someone from the other team, instead of them dying, they freeze. You can unfreeze your teammates by standing next to them for 5 seconds. This, of course, leaves you wide open for attack. Anyways, the first team to freeze the entire other team all at once, gets a point. Great fun for the entire family. Nyquil kicking in... m-m-must s-sleep...

[Madness]

Right now I'm getting my morning sedatives; you know, your basic uppers, some anti-depressants, and for some reason, they're giving me Tang as well???.............

[Agent_87]

[quote] Moe Szyslak

Right now I'm reliving that episode in my mind. I'm also taking not that ever since then Barney only has been drinking coffee instead of beer(pay attention when he is at Moe's, it's always a coffee holder

<hr></blockquote>

...i did notice that. :cool: Wasn't the episode i was speaking of, last years final?

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by Agent_87:
<strong>

...i did notice that. :cool: Wasn't the episode i was speaking of, last years final?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No........

[Agent_87]

....As of this minute, i'm waiting for MADNESS to plan another escape from the Asylum. And when he does, we have $80 of in-store credit @ Big Al's Aquarium. Where we've been instucted to go, and purchase new fish... for THE DEEP

.....sadly, our Snakehead STREAKS, died this morning. He apparently jumped out of the tank some time last night. .....does this sound familiar? ...of course it does. Our first Rope Eel SLIPKNOT died the same way.

[pixiness]

right now I'm going to go get a smoothie for lunch, but I'll be right back!

[Frizzo the Clown]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>right now I'm going to go get a smoothie for lunch, but I'll be right back!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right now, you had better remember to bring me back one too!

[Agent_87]

Right now, i'm wondering what i want to eat! ...pixi!? ...yes i definitley wanna eat pixi right now.

[pixiness]

Right now I'm wondering why I never seem to catch anyone on at the same time as me.

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Right now I'm wondering why I never seem to catch anyone on at the same time as me.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm here! We can do our Samurai fighting practice!

[pixiness]

YEAH!!!! Teach me Oh Great Supey-San!

[Superman]

Be patient young one! You must be focused on your target first, like Steven Segal.

[pixiness]

Does this mean I've got to sit and meditate in a dojo for like half the movie? Incense makes me sneeze..

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Does this mean I've got to sit and meditate in a dojo for like half the movie? Incense makes me sneeze..</strong><hr></blockquote>

No, just pretend you look like you know what your doing. :D

[pixiness]

OK, I think I can handle that...

:::thinks to herself over and over you know what you're doing, you know what you're doing, you know what you're doing:::

Hey Superman, what is it that we're doing again :D :p

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>OK, I think I can handle that...

:::thinks to herself over and over you know what you're doing, you know what you're doing, you know what you're doing:::

Hey Superman, what is it that we're doing again :D :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

Okay this obviously isn't going to work, so let's just go straight for the slashing and decapitation.
:p

[pixiness]

Great! Who's first on our list of "to be destroyed"?

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Great! Who's first on our list of "to be destroyed"?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well these will be our practice targets, I say we should go after the Grinch first.

[pixiness]

I agree... Let's go slice and dice some fuzzy, green, muppety-type flesh!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>I agree... Let's go slice and dice some fuzzy, green, muppety-type flesh!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah! And next on our list is Puff Daddy, and the giraffe from Toys R Us.

[pixiness]

Ooooh. After we waste p-diddy could you like melt his dismembered body parts with your heat vision? I want no part of him to survive. Let his DNA be irreparably destroyed!!!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Ooooh. After we waste p-diddy could you like melt his dismembered body parts with your heat vision? I want no part of him to survive. Let his DNA be irreparably destroyed!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

No problem, we'll have a Puff Daddy BBQ.
:D :cool:

[pixiness]

SWEET! Sweet A$$ Sweet!

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>SWEET! Sweet A$$ Sweet!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Are you admiring my buns of steel again? :D ;) :p

[pixiness]

::: blushes :::

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself!

[JBond]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>::: blushes :::

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself!</strong><hr></blockquote>

...with the way you shake it in front of her every waking MINUTE!!! :mad:

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>

...with the way you shake it in front of her every waking MINUTE!!! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Frizzo- Uh oh, JBonds losing it!!!

Madness- Get the paddles!!! (Madness charges up a defibulator.)

Frizzo- Do you know what you're doing??

Madness- ...Uh....hehehe, yup!!...(Madness puts the paddles to Frizzo's head, knocks him out and steals his bag O' props.) Later!!!....(Runs back and shocks JBond for a bit, then runs away again.)

Frizzo- (Coming to.) Aw man, he knows how much that pisses me off!!......(Frizzo starts loading ammo into his Tommy gun.)........

[ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Agent_87]

Anybody call for a MADNESS hunter!? ...i got my shot-gun, and rubber-chicken handy. Who wants to learn how too track the insanity?

[Agent_87]

Now. This second now! ...i'm also wondering what fish i need for my new 33 gallon aquarium SHALLOW WATER.....

[pixiness]

right now I'm sad that I always seem to miss 87 and Madness

[Kyle Katarn]

Hey...I'm here!!!

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Kyle Katarn:
<strong>Hey...I'm here!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I have the feeling we're not who she was looking for!

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

I have the feeling we're not who she was looking for!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nobody loves us!!! :( ;)

[pixiness]

Oh i love you guys plenty!!! What do I need to do, Show you?

[Kyle Katarn]

[quote]Originally posted by pixiness:
<strong>Oh i love you guys plenty!!! What do I need to do, Show you?</strong><hr></blockquote>

:eek: :D

[Nilade]

Its 8:45am here in Cali. I just woke up and here's my to-do list. Jump in the shower, get my hair cut, go by my work and pick up my jacket (I forgot it last night), pay my ticket at court, pick up Lord Of The Rings tickets for all my friends at the Big Newport for tonight's showing, pick up my dry cleaning, find a gift for my Secret Santa at work, go jogging. I must accomplish this all before 1pm. Wish me luck!

[Agent_87]

iT'S CURRENTLY 1:05 HERE in the land that time forgot. ...oh wait, that dosen't work does it!?

:confused:

...anyway, i'm currently wondering how the LOTR's will be? ...good? great? excellent? phenominal? the greatest epic of all time? the greatest movie or series of movies of all time?

...hmm.

[pixiness]

Right now, I'm hoping Agent 87 will notice I'm following him, trying to get his attention.

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm....hey what am I doing right now???

- TyRoss

[pixiness]

How's it going ty? see, right now I'm asking you how you're doing?

[Agent_87]

Right now, i'm wonder where pixi is?

[pixiness]

Riht now I'm wishing 87 would read the little note i left for him at the P&H club

[Agent_87]

i'll be back.

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm doin' fine Pixi hows things with you??

- TyRoss

[Agent_87]

Right now, i'm wishing i was really at the P&H club, kissing pixi's neck. But instead, i'm at home waiting for my van to return... because it's too slushy outside to take my pretty car!

http://media7.motorcities.com/01JUB222338323C.jpeg

...it's the Cavalier. Closest to the camera.

[ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[pixiness]

I'm good Ty, (especially with all the nice attention i'm getting from 87 and Madness).

What's shakin?

[pixiness]

and right now, I just want 87 to know, that his thoughts are reciprocated.

[TyRoss]

Right now??? Not too much just hangin'.

- TyRoss

[pixiness]

yeah, me too (even though i SHOULD be getting some work done) it looks like 87 and Madness have ditched me yet again :(

[Superman]

[quote]Originally posted by JBond:
<strong>...with the way you shake it in front of her every waking MINUTE!!! :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Hey I take requests, that's all I do. And sometimes they put money in my loincloth. :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Right now I'm getting ready for bed...and wishing that pixi was here to tuck me in! :D It's gettin' pretty durn COLD down here - we may even see our first snow of the season tonight!

[Agent_87]

i DID NOT ditch you, my love. :) ...i had errands to attend too. ...errands that forced me too leave the house, driving MY CAR!!!!????

...NOW, it's gonna need a wash! ...but it's okay, even dirty. People still whip their heads around in disbelief when thay see it.

[ 12-19-2001: Message edited by: Agent_87 ]</p>

[JBond]

I just got back from work...at Midnight...man I hate them sometimes...

[Madness]

I too did not ditch you....I was, uh, at home...Nowhere NEAR the liquor store....Cause if that's what you've heard, your're terribly mistaken, ok??? I mean, I'm only human, ok. And what's the big deal if I did drink myself stupid, huh??? What, what, because I "rob" a liquor store you think you have the right to judge me!!!! Well you're wrong, sister.....Look, the attendant was dead when I got there, ok, I didn't kill him!!!.... FINE FINE, I killed him, are you happy now??? He's dead because of me, there you've made me say it, you've proven your point!!..................
Can I touch your breasts???..........

[ 12-20-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Agent_87]

Right now. I'm wondering if we should return DAMIAN the Red Devil Cichlid which our friend CHICO purchased for the THE DEEP... the fish is biggest thing in there now, and it's causing a huge ruckas.

[pixiness]

Right now I'm feeling much better about Madness and 87 not ditching me. I'm also feeling sorry that I didn't get to tuck you in Kyle, I'm sure I could have found some way to warm up your sheets. ;)

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm wishing I had LOTR tickets (the movie not the person).

- TyRoss

[pixiness]

right now, i'm thinking it's a DARN shame that Madness doesn't check his PMs more often

::: pout, pout :::

[Frizzo the Clown]

Right now, I'm thinking its a darn shame that pixi doesn't send me PM's....(at least she hasn't in a while)

[Agent_87]

...and i'm currently wondering HOW MANY people Pixi, has been entertaining!? (JEALOUSY SETTING IN)

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now I'm thinking pixi is probably the most popular poster on the boards.

[Agent_87]

.....i also currently wondering, if this topic will continue it's rapid success, or will it lose it's flavour, like the questions game.

(or is that a bad comparison, since the questions game had been around so long, already?)

[pixiness]

Right now, I'm doing my VERY best to pleasure 87 in whatever way I can...

[Agent_87]

Right now, i'm wondering if pixi actually enjoys entertaining me, or if she's just after a quick buck!?

...no i'm not. I couldn't care either way. At least i'm getting mine!

[pixiness]

I'm a little disappointed that 87 thinks I'm THAT shallow.

[Madness]

Right now i'm wondering why Pixi no longer loves me..................

[bbf2]

[quote]Originally posted by Madness:
<strong>Right now i'm wondering why Pixi no longer loves me..................</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm thinking its because you blew up her car.

[Madness]

[quote]Originally posted by bbf2:
<strong>

I'm thinking its because you blew up her car.</strong><hr></blockquote>

It was like that when I found it!!!!..I swear :o .............

Also, I'm wondering why Pixi is never on at the same time as me....Hmmf, women.................

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now I know the answer but I'm not going to tell Madness.

[Olorin]

I'm wondering how much explosives it would take to knock out the homes of EVERY SINGLE POSTER on the boards in a single bomb!

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now I think Olorin is frustrated...possibly sexually frustrated.

[Olorin]

Right now I'm deciding how long Moe has left to live.

[Moe Szyslak]

Right now, I'm wondering if I should be frightened. :)

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm wondring if Olorin realizes that means blowing up the world since we posters come from everywhere. All the way from the US to Canada to Austrailia and who knows where else.

- TyRoss

[Agent_87]

Right now, i'm wondering if pixi knew i was joking in that last post i made here. ......I'm sorry hun' i didn't mean it! :rolleyes:

[pixiness]

Right now I can't believe that 87 and Madness doubt how much i adore them.... I also wish they checked their PMs more frequently..

[Olorin]

[quote]Originally posted by TyRoss:
<strong>Right now I'm wondring if Olorin realizes that means blowing up the world since we posters come from everywhere. All the way from the US to Canada to Austrailia and who knows where else.

- TyRoss</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right now I'm thinking "Smart guy... I'll have to keep him under surveillance."

[ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: Olorin ]</p>

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm checking for cameras and stakeouts.

- TyRoss

[pixiness]

Right now, I'm eagerly awaiting a reply from Madness about something....

[Nilade]

$hit! I'm 2 hours late for work! Gotta Go!

[pixiness]

right now I'm wrapping things up to go home. LATER!!!!

[Agent_87]

As of this second i'm wondering if pixi finally believes MADNESS and i aren't the same person?

[Madness]

Right now, I'm violently pounding my head against the wall, leaving wet blood stains, out of frustation for missin Pixi!!!!!...Friggen women!!! Always drivin' me CRAZY!!! How the hell d'you think I got like this?!?!?!?!

[ 12-22-2001: Message edited by: Madness ]</p>

[Agent_87]

I'm now currently wondering if MADNESS and i should have smoked a _____. Before i dropped him back at the institute!?

[Madness]

I'm currently wondering the same thing!!! Stupid 87, always thinking of these things at the wrong time :mad: ................

[Agent_87]

I just woke up! Early i know!!!!!!!.... :eek:
Should i go too work today? ...i need the money, but i also don't want to face the people.

:rolleyes: ...minute after minute, of UGLY, UGLY people!

[TyRoss]

Right now I'm wondring if I can be clever wfter getting only 4 hours sleep.

- TyRoss

[Agent_87]

I'm now wondering how many of the posts in this thread are mine!?