Fight Thread

[ceci-chan]

isn't this a fight thread???? *takes bottle away from Elizabeth and smacks LOTR over the head* You're right Elizabeth. :D

[LOTR RING]

Thanks for the pepsi, friend (drinks pepsi)

[smokiechimp]

*Walks into thread for the first time*

*Kicks LOTR RING in the nuts*

*Walks out*

:D

[southern]

*laughs*

[JimmyDean]

*Starts slapping people randomly in the face*

[southern]

*belts jimmydean in the gut*

*leaves*

[dark_nemesis]

*follows southern and trips her and makes her bow to me*

http://www.geocities.com/robinbastien/darknemesis.gif

[southern]

*takes dark_nemesis out at the knees*

[Kitty]

*After taking a nice 3 day sleep Kitty gets up and walks behind Southern, takes a quick chug of pepsi, gets a chair and smacks her on the back with it*

[southern]

*rubs head*

*pushes kitty off chair*

[Kitty]

*Kitty falls to the floor and rubs her bum. Soon after getting up she gets out her batarangs that she stole and starts throwing them at Southern and the others.*

[southern]

*takes chair and knocks some unsuspecting cser in the head*

[ceci-chan]

*ducks*

Well look who's back from hibernation.

*gets out bat*

Lets play.

[Kitty]

*Kitty puts away the batarangs and takes out a baseball. She chews on some gum and throws the baseball in ceci-chan's direction*

[southern]

*throws tennis balls at kitty*

[Kitty]

*Kitty grabs a tennis ball and throws it back at Southern's head*

[JimmyDean]

*Pinches southern in ass and gives her a wet willy*

*Leaves*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan hits the baseball which transforms into a homer*
WOO-HOO!! *ceci-chan runs the diamond*
Oh wait I almost forgot.........*kicks grass in everyone's face*

[southern]

*brands jimmydean in the ass with hot poker as he leaves*

[Kitty]

*Grass gets on face*
*wipes grass away from face*
*throws bomb-oids at everyone*

[ceci-chan]

WAHHHHHH!!!! *jumps as bomb-oids are being thrown*
*gets into military tank and starts shooting*

[LOTR RING]

Pulls Kittys tail....HARD.

[dark_nemesis]

Pulls LOTR RING's tail...HARD


...do hobbits have tails???

http://www.geocities.com/robinbastien/darknemesis.gif

[Kitty]

(hey dark nemesis, geocities, tripod and angelfire pictures do not show up on this site just to let ya know)

*bites LOTR RING's hand that's pulling my tail*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Sees Kitty and LOTR RING'S,grabs them by the tails,swings them around,and hurls them at dark_nemesis.Laughs wildly,smashes beer bottle over selfs' head,and is out cold*

[Kitty]

*Phases through the floor and re-appears behind Mr. Matinee. Kitty, seeing the smashed beer top in his hand, shakes her head and takes out a bat, hitting him right in the nads. After that Kitty phases through the floor re-appearing on a barstool*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Wakes up."Where am I?I need a drink.Why do my nads hurt?"*
*Proceds to open a can of coke and chug it down.Sees Kitty on barstool."YOU!!!STOP PHASING!!YOU HURT MY NADS!!!"Procceds to pull barstool from under Kitty and smash it over her head*

[Kitty]

*As Mr. Matinee pulled the barstool from underneath Kitty she gently landed on the floor. She looked up at Mr. Matinee as he swung the barstool over her head, but it did not hurt her. She phased through the barstool, and walked away from it. Then she got out her sword and got into a karate stance.*

[LOTR RING]

KITTY!!! Glad to see you again, long time no see!"

(evil smile)

*Fighting stance*

(Japanese accent: "Now I show you meaning of Ninja Cat!"

Matrix jump and kick *smack*

[Kitty]

*kitty gets kicked in the face. As she falls back a little bit she swings her sword and cuts LOTR RING deep in the arm*

[LOTR RING]

"Ill be back tomorow night, Farewell!"

Throws smokebomb and runs away.

[Kitty]

*Kitty coughs as she inhales the smoke*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Smashes stool on floor piece of shrapnel in eye.*"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!I'M BLEEDING OWWWWW!!!!"

**Walks over to LOTR RING*"I was fighting her!If you'll excuse us."*procceds to stab LOTR RING a la T-2.walks over to kitty,helps her up.*"Tell you what,lets team up on LOTR RING
over there.*Blood pouring out of eye*"When did everything become so red?:confused:

[Kitty]

*Kitty continues to cough, kneeling down on the floor as she trips Mr. Matinee*

[Mr.Matinee]

"Hey!!!!I'm trying to help you"

*Runs after LOTR RING,stabs him multiple times.Runs back to Kitty*
"Well,whatta know.I'm a terminator!HAHA!YOUCAN'T KILL ME!!"
*morphs into floor*
*bodiless voice*"Whatta gonna do now,shoot the floor?HAHAHAHA!!!"

[Kitty]

Kitty: No, I'm going to stomp on the floor

*Kitty takes off her shoes and puts on her metal cleats, stomping on the part of the floor where Mr. Matinee is*

[JimmyDean]

*Surveys the area and thinks...*

*Walks up behind Kitty and pushes her to the ground*

*Quickly walks away, never to be seen again...*

[Kitty]

*Before JimmyDean runs out of the place, Kitty gets a lasso and ropes him back, punching him in the face mutiple times*

[dr_evil]

*gives kitty a pepsi for everytime she posted here (162) ..............1 hour later feels sick to stomach the size of a giant ball and feels dizzy so i roll her off the waterfall and she lands in the water and she starts to float and rolls downstream* :hehe:

[Kitty]

*As Kitty starts to float downstream she gets up and heads to the bathroom.*

*A couple of minutes later she gets out of the bathroom, back to her regular weight and steps back in the fighting room and smashes a beer bottle or five over dr. evil's head*

[bluebeast619]

as dr. evil falls back in pain i kick him in the back sending him face first to the floor

*gives thumbs up to kitty*

[Kitty]

Kitty: Hey thanks big bro!

*Kitty gives beast a nice hard slap on the back into the floor as she sits on him, putting 20 pound weights on his back.*

[JimmyDean]

*Waits for Kitty to stand up and from behind gives her a nice slap on her booty*

*I run away, laughing manically, screaming "I rule..."*

[Scoundrel]

Rolls over the hill with an army of evil soldiers and hordes of darkness oh and a small 6 year old child checking for faults in the strategy...

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan bites beast and makes him holler in pain*
*as beast turns around to face me I slap him in the face with a baton*

[Scoundrel]

so who joins the dark army...

[dr_evil]

Originally posted by bluebeast619
as dr. evil falls back in pain i kick him in the back sending him face first to the floor


dr.evil dies but is now a ghost;) that haunts this thread:hehe:
start throwing beer bottles at everyone:p

[Mr.Matinee]

*appears out of the floor behind dr_evil,proton pack in hand,and captures dr_evil.Walks over to Scoundrel's army and procceds to set them on fire.Smacks Kitty in the booty,runs after Jimmy Dean,
"You think you rule??I'll show you RULE!!"*

[Scoundrel]

fire smire, who cares this is a metaphysical etherial army and can deal with whatever you have its all down to imagination after all and i have a stealthy imagination that is cunning and when I say cunning I mean a LOT of cun and a hefty amount of ning

[Mr.Matinee]

*Mr.Matinee's hand turns into a meat tenderizer.Meat tenderizer smashes Scoundrel's face and cun,steales his ning.Freezes Scoundrel's army with liquid hydrogen,but in the process is frozen as well,holding Scoundrel's ning.*

[JimmyDean]

*Jumps up on a hill, with a bowl of popcorn, awaiting for the battle to end*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Throws Scoundrel's ning in JimmyDean's popcorn."The battle NEVER ends!!!"Shoots JimmyDean in the nose,assumes his appearance*

[Kyle Katarn]

*pushes Jimmy down the hill and steals his popcorn* :D

[Kyle Katarn]

...*starts choking on ring* :eek:

[Mr.Matinee]

Which Jimmy,Me or the real one?
*Procceds to break Kyle Katarn's arms and legs,times him to a bomb set to go off at 8:00 p.m(western time)!!BE HERE!!

[Kyle Katarn]

Urk....the real one! *quickly begins meditating in a Force Heal*

[Mr.Matinee]

Your force can't stop a terminator!*Picks up JimmyDean's nose*
Is this yours?Jimmy?Oh well.Well, here come my replacements!I think I'll have some coffee!*Walks over to coffee machine,starts coffee.Meanwhile,an army of T-800's and H-K's begin to blast the crap out of everything,including Kyle.Mr.Matinee watches,drinking coffee*

[spiderman_2k]

*The rogue Terminator destroys Skynet shutting down the army and HK's :D....Then shoots a grenade into Matinees stomach and watches him topple over into a pool of magma...

[Mr.Matinee]

Damn you!* Mr.Matinee,in a last ditch effort,crushes Spiderman_2k in a hydraliuc press,thus allowing Skynet to be rebuilt.T-800's dance apon Spiderman_2k's compressed endoskeleton.M-1000 reappears,and dances with the t-800's*

[spiderman_2k]

*Comes through as a new T-800 and tells Matinee his shoes are untied...When matinee looks down, I push him down a very large lift shaft...into a pit of crocodiles....and lions....and mongoose....
That That ;)

[LOTR RING]

Talks mongoose tongue and gets all the mongooses (or mongeese?) to ferociosly bite through everyone.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Stabs all the animals,climbs out of pit.Carrot Top,dressed as a woman,appears.*
Carrot Top-"Hey."
M-1000-"Behold...C-X!"
*Arnold Schwarzenegger appears*
Arnold-'Where am I?"
*M-1000,C-X,and Arnold beat the crap out of Spidey_2k.Then they talk to James Cameron about T-4*

[spiderman_2k]

Arnie beat me and i will make sure u dont win ur election thingy...
Arnie turns around and smashes crud out M-1000 while talking True Lies 2 with Cameron ;)
Im off for the night have fun... :D

[LOTR RING]

Jumps matrix style onto the shoulders of mr.matinee

Balanacing atop his shoulders LOTR RING fastens his feet around his head

Falls backword into a back flip


Lands on his hands and lets go of Mr.MAtinees neck with his feet throwing him four feet into the cement wall.

[Kitty]

*Kitty gets up, away from Beast, pissed.*

Kitty: Lets see if you like being "smacked" in the ass!

*Kitty then pulls out two hammers and drags JimmyDean and Mr. Matinee next to her. She then proceeds smacking their asses with hammers.*

[JimmyDean]

*Suddenly begins to enjoy his spanking and asks Kitty for more, harder too*

[Kitty]

*Kitty, upset that JimmyDean wasn't in pain and that he was getting turned on by hammering his ass decided to knock him unconcious with one swift hit in the head with the hammer*

[Mr.Matinee]

First in the nads,now my ass?When will it stop?
*hits Kitty in the ass with a hammer*
Do you enjoy that?I think not!
*looks at Jimmy,kicks him where his nose used to be,runs off*

[Tim37ninjageniu]

<i> hits Mr. Matinee with sledge hammer </i>

[Mr.Matinee]

*stabs Tim37ninjageniu in stomach,(I'm still a terminator..I think.)
rips out his spine and beats him with it*:applaud:

[Kitty]

*Kitty rubs her bum that's in pain*

Kitty: Why you little...

*Kitty then takes out a fish and smacks Mr. Matinee in the back of the head with it a number of times*

[Scarlet spidey]

*walks into bar*
"Give bottle of vodka"
*Bartender gives bottle of vodka to Captain Bryan*
*Captain Bryan Throws his mighty things at Spidey_Freak*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Walks in and slaps Scarlet with a keyboard*

[Scarlet spidey]

*Shoots fireball at Balrog*

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Isn't that kind of like squriting water in a pool?

[ceci-chan]

*walks in to find chaos*

Ceci-chan:*shrugs shoulders* meh.......

*gets out sniper rifle and hides*
*starts shooting at random people*

[Balrog of Moria]

Haha Tim...Nice one..

*Burns CeCi to a crisp*

[Kitty]

*Kitty dodges a bullet and hides behind a table*

Kitty: What the hell? That's it!

*Kitty lets out a stinkbomb in ceci-chan's direction*

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Tim37ninjageniu
Isn't that kind of like squriting water in a pool? *shoots fireball at tim*
;)

[Balrog of Moria]

*Kicks stinkball back at Kitty*

SAY HELLO TO MY STINKY FRIEND

[Tim37ninjageniu]

AHHHHHHH the pain

I hate Fire.

Shoots Scarlet Spidey in face with fire hose.

[ceci-chan]

Ceci-chan: *cough cough!* WOOO!!! *ceci-chan dodges stink bomb* That's it!!!

*Ceci-chan gets out Metal Gear Rex and controls it*

Ceci-chan: Now let's see who will be burnt to a crisp!!!!

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Tim37ninjageniu
AHHHHHHH the pain

I hate Fire.

Shoots Scarlet Spidey in face with fire hose. I like water:)
It's filled with the vitimins and minerals it takes to make Captain Bryan a true Super Hero:)

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Actually its full of electrolytes.

Scarlet Spidey: Really? Well let us discuss the complexities of water shall we.

Tim: no.

<i>Punches Spidey in stomach. Kicks her shin.
</i> hahaha

oh crap

[Scarlet spidey]

*stares at Tim's avatar*
*blinks*
*falls asleep*

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Knew that would happen.

SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Shes sleeping!

[Balrog of Moria]

WATCH THE WATER BUB...

*Kicks Tim and prepares to battle ceci*

I beat Gandalfs ass...Rex is nothign

[Scarlet spidey]

Actually I'm a dude, mang.
*Picks up a 3 ton car throws at Tim*
ahahahaha!!!:D

[Tim37ninjageniu]

I know just kidding around. And could someone get this car off of me please? It's really heavy.

[Balrog of Moria]

*Pushs car off Tim*

You owe me

[Tim37ninjageniu]

That I do.

[ceci-chan]

Ceci-chan: oh yeah well see that!!! Let me just shoot this nuke at everyone and BOOOOOOOMMMM!

*ceci-chan aims nuke at Balrog of Moria and shoots*

BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Kicks Balrog in the back.

[Scarlet spidey]

Dude you should have blew the car up.
That wolda been awsome:)

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Well since you mentioned it and your standing right there.......

Don't mind if I do.

<i> Aims gun at gas tank, pulls trigger.</i>

<font size=18><b>BOOM!</b>

[Balrog of Moria]

*Catchs nuke in air and throws at TIM*

Backstabber err Kicker

*Breaks rex in half*

[Scarlet spidey]

You only have a gun?
That sucks man.

[Tim37ninjageniu]

yes it does.

sigh.

well I'm off.

:(

[Balrog of Moria]

Can I borrow the gun?

[Scarlet spidey]

You can shoot fire from yer arse, what would you do with a gun?

[Balrog of Moria]

Thats true...

*Shoots arse fireballs at scarlet*

Thanks for the idea

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan gets out safely and takes out rocket launcher*
*ceci-chan starts shooting at Balrog of Moria*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Runs behind building dodging rockets*

What am I doing...I have wings

*Flys into the sky and carpet bombs ceci*

[ceci-chan]

*uses a shield to avoid Balrog of Moria's carpet bombs*
*gets out huge metal boomerang and throws it while Balrog of Moria is in mid air*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Boomerang hits his neck causing him to lose balence and plummet to the earth making a giant crater

Climbs out of crater*

Ouch

*Tries to claw ceci's face*

Meow!!!

[LadyFireFly]

Ladyfirefly pounces from behind a chair, and plows onto Balrog. He hits the floor on his back and slams his head on the ground. Lady kisses his forehead to apologize.

...then gives him a swift kick in the gut.

[Balrog of Moria]

Why must you tease me

*Grabs ladys foot and twirls her round and round and round letter her go as she flies miles into the distance*

[ceci-chan]

Ceci-chan: *laughs like Nelson* haha

*ceci-chan gives a swift kick to Balrog's gut and throws a radioactive barrel at Balrog*

[LadyFireFly]

*Lady gets off the ground, catapults Balrog into the nearest wall. She pins his arms up against the wall...

wait, this is getting too kinky.

She once again, gives him a swift kick in the gut.

[Balrog of Moria]

*Catchs ceci's barrel in his mouth and swallows it whole*
*Grows 20 feet*

Thanks

*Steps on ceci*

[ceci-chan]

*luckily ceci-chan is in between one of the cracks on Balrog's shoes*
*as a going away gift ceci-chan sends a nail up Balrog's shoe*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Hops on 1 foot caressing his wounded foot*

Ohh well im still bigger than you

[ceci-chan]

ceci-chan: doesn't matter. *Balrog removes his foot to see Ceci-chan with a rocket launcher aiming at him*
*ceci-chan shoots*

[JimmyDean]

*Runs in, gives Balrog a nice slap in the back of the head and slaps FireFly quickly in the booty before running away*

[Scoundrel]

As he runs Jimmy dean ends up cleft in twain by missing the fact that Scoundrel's lightsaber was left on...'oops' he cried...

[LOTR RING]

LOTR RING picks scoundrel up from his legs ands spins him around twice before throwing him across the room.

[Balrog of Moria]

*Recovers from blow and stands up looking at LOTR RING..*
*Flies in the air*
*Gives him supersonic elbow drop*

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Kicks LOTR in the face with my pointed shoe rendering him unconsious.

[Mr.Matinee]

*Walks in with fully loaded miniguns for everyone,hands them out, then gets in a LAV*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Takes Minigun*

Thanks

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Takes Balrog's minigun

Thanks.

[Balrog of Moria]

Hey its mine

*Takes minigun back*
*Peppers Tim with bullets*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Sends in t-800's and H-K's from page 63 to kill Tim because he stole Balrog's minigun.Then runs over Balrog with the LAV*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Rubs Backside* Ouch

*Re-programs T-101 and sends it back through time to kill mr. matinee*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Dancing T-800 beats the crap out of Balrog's 101*
Tho knew terminators could dance so well?
*Smacks LadyFireFly in the booty*
Sorry.It's a thing me and JimmyDean have.

[HeadHunter]

*Throws Hard Back Books at everyone in the thread

[Mr.Matinee]

You!! the one with the books!Come here!*Matinee's hand morphs into a steaming hot frying pan.Hits HeadHunter in face,causing it to burn off.Then has another dancing terminator
rip out his limbs*

[LOTR RING]

wakes up from being unconcios


"You make angry Ninja!"

Jumps in the air for thirty seconds as he repeatingly kicks Mr.Matinee over and over again.

[Mr.Matinee]

*rips off LOTR's feet,replaces them with fish*

[Tim37ninjageniu]

Eats fish.

[dark_nemesis]

attempts to eat tim but tim's fan's blades cut my cheek *ouch!*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Takes Tim's fan and slices up dark_nemesis' face*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Hits Mr. Matinee in the crotch with his avatar*

You won the award biatch!!

[Kitty]

*takes out auto machine guns*

Kitty: Say hello to my little friends :D

*starts shooting like crazy :D*

[Originals]

*steals the guns, and sticks the guns down kitty's throat, with blood splattering, i rape her to the death!*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Watchs from afar*

Thats not right man

*Sends pet silverback gorilla to teach in a thing or two about rape*

[Mr.Matinee]

Damnit Balrog!My avatar is not of an oscar!!It's the T-1000!!
It represents me!Observe.*Stabs Balrog through the throat with arm/sword,launches Balrog's body into the sun.walks over to Kitty,resurrects her,gives her tazer,telling her to zap the crap out of Originals for raping her.*

[Originals]

*shoots the gorilla, and puts a hard knife through Balrog of Moria's throat, and then feeds him to another gorilla*

[bluebeast619]

knuckle running to the scene i topple Orignals and take him down betting him insanely in the chest beast like "no one messes like that with my lil sis"

[Kitty]

*Kitty looks at the tazer and at Mr. Matinee*

Kitty: A tazer is a crappy weapon!

*Kitty takes the tazer and saps Mr. Matinee in the ass. Then she tells him*

Kitty: thanks anyways.

*Kitty then proceeds to take out a ninja sword and charges at originals, cutting his arms off*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Recovers from stabbing and finds Mr. Matinee...Preceedes to shove his foot up his arse...*

How do ya like that mr. academy award

[Mr.Matinee]

*Joins Kitty in ripping out Originals appendages.Takes Balrogs foot out of ass,puts it in his ass*

[Balrog of Moria]

Ouch my foot is in my own ass

*Throws Matinee into vat of magma*

[Kitty]

*Goes after Mr. Matinee and Balrog by hitting them both in the head with a bat*

[Mr.Matinee]

That's the second time I've been thrown into magma!*Throws Balrog int magma*Your first time! *Turns to Kitty* You smash,I smack.*smacks Kitty in the booty*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Pulls out fire whip and begins to smack Kitty with it*

Bad Girl

[Balrog of Moria]

Originally posted by Mr.Matinee
That's the second time I've been thrown into magma!*Throws Balrog int magma*Your first time! *Turns to Kitty* You smash,I smack.*smacks Kitty in the booty*

Im already shadaw and flame...I bathe in magma

[Mr.Matinee]

One at a time Balrog,one at a time!*throws Moltov Cocktail at Balrog*

[Kitty]

Kitty: You won't like me when I get pms-y...

*Kitty then takes out her sword again and charges at Mr. Matinee, intending to cut at the lower regions*

[Mr.Matinee]

I'm liqiud metal!HAHAHAHAHA!You can't hurt me!*challenges Kitty to a duel with arm/sword*

[Originals]

*grows arms back, sticks 10 needles into bluebeast's throat and feeds him to a pile of hungry cannibals along with Mr.Matinee, then finds kitty and whips her!*

[Mr.Matinee]

Canibals don't eat robots!*Takes shotgun,blows off original's tallywhacker*Now what you gonna do!*Sends Endoskeleton over to originals to rape him*

[Kitty]

*kitty gets teh whip out of originals hands and whips him*

[Originals]

*originals...transforms into his banned status...the almighty droppings!* *F*** U DAMN ROBOT, ILL F***** SHOOT UR BRAINS OUT CUT UR D*** OFF AND FEED IT TO KITTY AND ENDOSKELETON LICKS THE Goop OFF THE FLOOR.

[Balrog of Moria]

******slaps Originals*

[Originals]

*hey...slap droppings!*

[Scoundrel]

sends a crazed ferret over to set fire to Originals trousers...

[Mr.Matinee]

Originals/Droppings,the endoskeleton can't lick.it has no tounge.Oh yeah,no foul language!*Sews Originals/Dropping's mouth shut*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Beats Mr. Matinee to death with his academy award*

SHOULD...HAVE...GIVIN...IT...TO....THE....TWO....T OWERS!!!!

[Mr.Matinee]

Think thats bad,Balrog?Take a look at the future!The Academy Award for best picture goes to "From Justin to Kelly"!!!Be glad I got it!*Beats Balrog with a plank with a nail in the top*

[Scoundrel]

Comedically places fast acting termites in the plank...

[Mr.Matinee]

*Plank falls apart,nail goes into Scoundrel's head*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Rips out Mr. Matinee's trachea*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Starts glitching.Sets Balrog's face on fire,throws a early release of LOTR:TT dvd into his flamming skull*

[Scoundrel]

*phew that was a close miss* he said spitting the nail out that had fallen into his mouth, anywhere else on my head could have been painful, hands nail to balrog...need a hand?...

[Balrog of Moria]

Read it...Shadow and Flame...Meaning fire hurts little

[Scoundrel]

ok well I'll leave you to it then, have fun...

[Mr.Matinee]

Flame.Uuuuummmm...WATER!*Puts Balrog's feet in cement,throws him into Pacific Ocean,where he is eaten by a whale*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Is so hot the entire ocean evaporates around him*

[ceci-chan]

*walks in*

ceci-chan: ahh. I see Moria isn't the one to be easily defeated. No worries.

*ceci-chan gets out a sledge hammer and smakcs Moria over the head with it*

[Mr.Matinee]

*joins ceci-chan in beating Balrog with a hammer*

[The Cheat]

(The Cheat commands Grand Moff Tarkin to fire the Death Star at the planet Earth)

http://crozee.virtualave.net/starwars/pictures/ds_fires.jpg

I win :)

[Mr.Matinee]

Cheat's Death Star actually destroys a model of the earth.The battle continues!

[ceci-chan]

Ceci-chan: oh yeah! No wait.......that model was my science project!!! Darn you The Cheat!

*looks at Mr. Matinee and wonders what he is doing*
*hits Mr. Matinee in the gut with the sledge hammer and proceeds to beating Moria over the head with a sledge hammer*
*then leaves the two of you to slice The Cheat to bits with my ninja knife*:grin:

[Kitty]

*After taking a catnap in the corner of the room Kitty gets up and proceeds to re-enter the fight*

Kitty: (to Mr. Matinee and Balrog) Hello boys.

*Kitty then ***** slaps the both of them and kicks them in the groins*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Recovers from nut buster and looks at Kitty*

Purple Nurple time for you

*Grabs each of her nipples and TWISTS*

[Kitty]

*Kitty kicks Balrog in the chest, knocking the air out of him. As she rubs her breasts, making sure there intact, she looked at him and said...*

Kitty: That's it b**ch

*Kitty then takes out a whip and rings him around the neck with it, throwing him around the room*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Expands wings gliding along effortlessly*

HAHA

*Glides towards Kitty dropkicking her in the forehead*

[Kitty]

*Kitty passes out on the floor from head concussion*
*ah yes, let the suing begin, :p*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Kicks her when shes down*

[Mr.Matinee]

Let's spice things up...*unleashes pack of rabid lawyers.Kicks Balrog in to the ground.*Never kick a lady when she's down!As for guys,well,*kicks Balrog repeatedly while he's down*that's another story.

[Balrog of Moria]

*Grabs Matinee's foot mid kick twisting it breaking all the major bones in his leg*

She was asking for it...

[Kitty]

*As Kitty pretends to be unconcious she pulls Mr. Matinee down to the ground by grabbing onto his ankles. Then she gets up and kicks him in the side*

[ceci-chan]

Ceci-chan: ohhhh. *ceci-chan looks on with a bag pf popcorn and 3D glasses**she sips on her Vanilla Coke* *Ceci-chan uses the empty bag of popcorn and suffocates Kitty*

[Kitty]

[Balrog of Moria]

*Beats ceci across the face with his tail*

HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW

[Mr.Matinee]

Did you call me a she,Balrog?!?Kicking me after I defend you,Kitty?!?Well then!*Ties Kitty and Balrog together,Freezes them, smashes them into ice cubes,which are shipped to McDonalds.Then sets off nuclear bomb,creating a desert world full of mutants*Now deal with that!

[Kitty]

*Phases out of ice cube and hits mr. matinee in the back of the head with a shovel*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Fire melts ice...Finds Matinee and encases him in ball of fire*

Melt...MELT

[Mr.Matinee]

The freezer also puts an anti-phasing lock on on people!:D
*Smothers Kitty with boulder,puts out Balrog and myself with extinguisher*

[Balrog of Moria]

COLD COLD COLD COLD


*Jumps in volcano to warm up*
*Drips on ceci, Matinee and Kitty*

[ceci-chan]

*puts Balrog back on fire and saves kitty to later on b**** slap her across the face with a Halo gun*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Pistol-whips ceci*

[JimmyDean]

*Shoves a grenade down Kitty's pants and kicks Balrog in the shin*

[Elizabeth]

*drops a huge chunk of ice down Balrog's back*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Rides in on giant kitten,having it eat people*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Rubs Chin*
Ouch my chin
*Stabs Jimmy Dean with a spoon and burns Matinees kitty to a crisp

[southern]

*puts idaho's balls in a vice grip*:twisted:

[IdahoMR2man]

*punches Southern's boobie so that it fly's up and hit's her in the eye*

[ceci-chan]

*ceci-chan jumps back as Moria almost pistol whips her*

Ceci-chan: You......*ceci-chan gets out a ball and chain and swings it around Moria's head making Moria choke* *ceci-chan tightens chain*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Get choked and panicks kicking ceci as hard as possible in here...Feminen Regions*

[ceci-chan]

ceci-chan: AHHH!! Grrr...... *kicks Moria in the shin while he's on the floor then starts to b**** slap Moria as hard as I can*

[Balrog of Moria]

THATS THE 3RD TIME IVE BEEN KICKED IN THE CHIN

*sMACKS CECI*

[ceci-chan]

*red mark appears across ceci-chan's face* *ceci-chan pissed punches Moria across the face and kicks him in the shin....again*

[Kitty]

*Kitty lies on the floor trying to recover her strenght as the fighting continues*

[Balrog of Moria]

4 TIMES !!!!!!!

*Bashes Kittys and Ceci's faces together*

[ceci-chan]

Ceci-chan: AHHH!!! *ceci-chan holds head and wobbles around* *ceci-chan pissed off kicks you in the shin mutiple times and slices your clothing with a spiked mace then slaps you in the back and makes you lose your breath*

[Kitty]

*Kitty hits ceci-chan in the back with a baton*

[ceci-chan]

Ceci-chan: darn you Kitty! *ceci-chan gets out daggers and hits kitty in the legs*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Rubs chins and cries*

[ceci-chan]

ceci-chan: oh I'm so sorry......*hands you a tissue*

Seconds later.......

*ceci-chan grabs Moria by the arm and flips him over*

[Balrog of Moria]

Thanks for the help

*Winks and beats her over head with 3 liter full of fire ants...Breaking it over her head*

[Kitty]

*Kitty lies on the floor covering her bleeding wounds on her legs*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Licks lips*

Can I have some?

[ceci-chan]

Ceci-chan: WAAAHHHH!!! *ceci-chan runs around the room like a complete idiot* *after being hit over the head with a bottle of fire ants she washes her hair with Herbal Essecens. To seek revenge she pours a bottle of shampoo over Moria's head making him blind. She then gets out a chain saw and cuts of Moria's arms and legs*

Ceci-chan: Look Kitty! BLOOD!

[Kitty]

Kitty: Blood...

*Kitty then walks over to Balrog's arm and starts sucking the blood out of it*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Licks Kittys wounded leg*

Tasty

[Kitty]

*Bites on Balrog's leg and drinks his blood. Becomes sick and passes out*

[Balrog of Moria]

haha I won...

*Ponders kicking her when shes down and decides against it*

[Mr.Matinee]

*explodes out of Balrog's chest* Hey!*Procceds to rip off Balrog's head,leaving him headless and limbless*

[Balrog of Moria]

(Nice Death)

*Respawns from his own ashes and stabs Matinee in the eyes with unsharpened pencils*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Morphs around pencils,frezees Moria in freezer*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Thaws out and comes after Matinee swinging my mouse around like a mase backing him in the face with it*

[JimmyDean]

*Smacks Balrog upside the head and pulls his pants down*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Steals Balrog's pants*

[Balrog of Moria]

This is the 2nd thread ive been naked in

*Beats Matinee across his oblong head (ET) with my giant............................................. ...........................................socks*

[Mr.Matinee]

I chose that avatar for two reasons:
Et looks cool in the pic and this:
*Heals self.Takes Balrog's socks and puts them over his head*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Runs around naked and blind*

HELP HELP HELP

[Mr.Matinee]

*Trips Balrog and unleashes an horny,rabid German Shepard on Moria*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Closes bunghole and throws dog at Matinee*

[JimmyDean]

*Sits back and watches the insanity unfold*

*Randomly trips Mr. Matinee*

[Kitty]

*Gets rope and chokes JimmyDean from behind*

[Balrog of Moria]

*In a naked blind stuper tackles Kitty to the ground*

[Kitty]

*Kitty falls to the ground*

Kitty: Get off of me!

*Kitty phases through Balrog, getting up, and gets her baton out, smacking him in the back with it a many of times*

[Balrog of Moria]

Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch...

*Knocks Kitty down and steals her pants*
*Puts them on*

Let see how you like being naked...And how I like tight pants

[Kitty]

*Kitty covers herself with an extra cloth in her bag that is in the corner*

Kitty: Give them back!

*Kitty phases through Balrog getting her pants back, and as soon as she phases through him she kicks him in the back sending him to the floor eating dirt*

[Balrog of Moria]

You abusive

*Drowns Kitty in tub full of pirana and eats a bag of cool ranch doritos*

[Kitty]

*Kitty phases out of the tank of pirahnas in time, dumping the tank over Balrog as she steals the doritos from him and starts eating them on a table*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Throws Firey Pirahnas at Kittys most sensitive oraphases (So fast she cant phase to save herself) and then steals doritos and eats them all...ALL*

[Kitty]

*Kitty loses a life from the pirhanas and comes back to life with machine guns as she shoots them at Balrog's heart*

[Balrog of Moria]

*Bullets are liquified on contact with his flesh*

haha

*Breaths fireball in Kittys direction and watchs as it consumes her*
*Takes pleasure in her screams of pain*

[Kitty]

*Loses another life as she recovers from the burn wounds*

*Kitty decides to take a pepsi break as she throws a bomb-oid at him as she watches it explode and hurt him severely*

[JimmyDean]

*Watches Kitty drink her Pepsi...*

*Runs up behind her and gives a wet willy, then smacks her butt*

[Kitty]

*Kitty slaps JimmyDean in the face and shoves a pepsi can in his face*

[JimmyDean]

*Runs away in hysterics, for a girl just beat me up...*

[Kitty]

*Kitty knocks JimmyDean unconcious, tired of his stupid running around like a little ninny as she got back to drinking some more pepsi*

[JimmyDean]

*Slaps Kitty in the face, pulls her hair, then knocks her on the ground... and steps on her foot*

[Kitty]

*Kitty breaks a beer bottle and throws the end she's grabbing on at JimmyDean. Then she gets up and pulls his hair and smacks him around with a baseball bat*

[Mr.Matinee]

*Walks in,teleports everyone onto the sun,walks out*

[JimmyDean]

*While on the sun, throws Kitty in some hot lava-type stuff and cooks some marshmellows*