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padawan331
08-09-2004, 01:02 PM
Its Aragorn (Viggo) vs. Achillies (Bradd). A ranger vs. the greatest warrior of all time in a sword fight.A man destined to regain his kingdom vs. a man who conquers and takes names all for his glory and quest to be the best.Who would win in this grueling battle,who would come out victorious as these two(one fairy tale and one real character)fight to the death. :meanie:

stunt double
08-09-2004, 01:11 PM
This fight was determined in "battle of the sword weilders" thread a while back.

padawan331
08-09-2004, 01:12 PM
sorry didnt know.

Drizzt240
08-09-2004, 04:55 PM
Archilles won it in that thread just so you know.

dustindame
08-09-2004, 06:59 PM
That was a good thread.

Boro
08-09-2004, 09:09 PM
boromir would own both of them....

UnicornBlood3
08-09-2004, 09:10 PM
Aragorn because hey he didn't die.

Hitman
08-09-2004, 09:12 PM
Achillies would stab Aragon and make him watch as he molests the hobbits. ;)

UnicornBlood3
08-09-2004, 09:13 PM
Whoa that was disturbing. ;)

Tornado
08-09-2004, 09:48 PM
Aragorn

SnoBorderZero
08-10-2004, 12:40 AM
Aragorn because hey he didn't die.
He dies? Never saw Troy haha.

Inval1d
08-10-2004, 12:48 AM
Niether ;)

cg124
08-10-2004, 12:52 AM
Niether ;)

Kiriyama would come in and kill them both;)

padawan331
08-12-2004, 05:10 AM
Achillies is too nice.He'll win.

simmy
08-12-2004, 05:55 AM
aragorn, he'd just bring back the army of the dead and open a can of whoop-ass on achillies :p

padawan331
08-12-2004, 06:05 AM
No way!

simmy
08-12-2004, 06:10 AM
er, yes way, plus aragorns all kingy, and magicy, and he has that damn ass-kicking sword of his!

padawan331
08-12-2004, 06:13 AM
okay,but Achillies is the greatest warrior,he'll chop that sword down to size

padawan331
08-12-2004, 06:17 AM
:D Achillies will move side to side and just over power him evetually,and remember he cant call all those dead guys because why? . Here's why he gave them up :hehe:

simmy
08-12-2004, 06:29 AM
he can call the entirety of gondor then...achilles has all of about 4 ppl :p

padawan331
08-12-2004, 06:30 AM
what about Achillies boys(his army)

LOTRNUT04
08-12-2004, 06:41 AM
aragorn, he kills trolls and sh--. besides achillies gets killed by a ***** (orlando bloom).

LOTRNUT04
08-12-2004, 06:42 AM
boromir would own both of them....

And yes, i'd have to agree.

simmy
08-12-2004, 06:43 AM
nice to see aragorn winning this thread!!! :csgrin:

padawan331
08-12-2004, 06:47 AM
Hell no. Boromir can stick his gigantic nose up Aragorns ass

simmy
08-12-2004, 08:26 AM
oOooOoooOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOoo - i wouldnt say that too close to the LOTR forum if i were you matey!!

dustindame
08-12-2004, 12:06 PM
okay,but Achillies is the greatest warrior,he'll chop that sword down to size

He sword would not make a scratch on Aragorns

Colorado Cajun
08-12-2004, 12:10 PM
Achilles is basically Superman do to being dipped in the river Styxx so he'd take down Aragorn

Tornado
08-12-2004, 12:15 PM
Kiriyama would come in and kill them both;)

Kiriyama would die right away. Kiriyama was pretty lame IMO.

JackBauer
08-12-2004, 02:11 PM
One step, one swing, Achilles wins.

Even Hector would beat up Aragorns ass.

MagsXGill29
08-12-2004, 02:56 PM
I voted Aragorn. Viggo is a better actor than Brad.

FunnyBone
08-12-2004, 03:09 PM
Nah Achilles would win in a one to one battle. He kicked Hector's ass.

zamphir66
08-12-2004, 03:20 PM
Achilles is part god-Aragorn is just a man

Achilles would win EZ.

winter
08-12-2004, 03:58 PM
boromir would own both of them....

you mean Odysseus, don't you?

winter
08-12-2004, 04:07 PM
Achilles is basically Superman do to being dipped in the river Styxx so he'd take down Aragorn

Huh uh. He is vulnerable. All Aragorn has to do is run his sword through Achilles foot.

SPW
08-12-2004, 04:10 PM
Achilles would beat the living hell our of Aragorn, no offence to the LOTR fans, but seriously, Achilles *SPOILER*---------------------------------------------------took out that 7 foot tall guy in one hit in Troy, he would break Aragorn in half.

UnicornBlood3
08-12-2004, 04:15 PM
Whoops edit.

Colorado Cajun
08-12-2004, 04:31 PM
Huh uh. He is vulnerable. All Aragorn has to do is run his sword through Achilles foot.
umm in a sword fight the last thing you'd ever hit is an achilles tendon

Knerys
08-12-2004, 06:48 PM
Achilles took out hector who took out Ajax who was freakin huge! but Aragorn took on five ring wraiths at once.......

In all honestly Achilles, just be he much angier and really doesn't seem to have much thought for self preservation.

Dilophosaurus89
08-12-2004, 07:32 PM
Achillies!

JackBauer
08-12-2004, 07:49 PM
I voted Aragorn. Viggo is a better actor than Brad.

you see why this silly vote is not gonna work? :rolleyes:

your supposed to vote on who would win in a battle. ;)

winter
08-12-2004, 08:24 PM
umm in a sword fight the last thing you'd ever hit is an achilles tendon

Ummm, we aren't talking about rules of engagement, just a slug fest.

dustindame
08-12-2004, 08:26 PM
Huh uh. He is vulnerable. All Aragorn has to do is run his sword through Achilles foot.


That really doesnt make sense because Achilles has one small part of his body and Aragorn is completely vulnerable.

Colorado Cajun
08-12-2004, 08:35 PM
Ummm, we aren't talking about rules of engagement, just a slug fest.
exaclt in a slug fest how the hell are you going to get his achilles tendon?

Achilles would put his blade through Aragorn's neck before he even came close

Hitman
08-12-2004, 08:44 PM
aragorn, he kills trolls and sh--. besides achillies gets killed by a ***** (orlando bloom).

Yeah but that was cheap shot and furthermore proof that p**** kills. If Achillies wasn't all toungue-tied with that brood then he would've still been alive.

padawan331
08-13-2004, 12:34 AM
Point blank Achillies is the man,oh and we're not talking about acting wise.

padawan331
08-13-2004, 12:44 AM
Besides Achillies is practicly a god :angry:

dustindame
08-13-2004, 06:36 PM
Well if it is just a slug fest then i dont know if Aragorn would win.

padawan331
08-14-2004, 07:31 PM
Aragorn ca not win!!!

dustindame
08-15-2004, 12:30 AM
slug fest achilles and sword fight aragorn

Necross
08-15-2004, 03:01 AM
Aragorn.

WuTical
08-15-2004, 03:13 AM
Achillies

padawan331
08-15-2004, 09:48 PM
Aragorn should not be winning (imo)

UnicornBlood3
08-15-2004, 09:50 PM
IMO he should :)

padawan331
08-15-2004, 09:52 PM
Hell No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tornado
08-15-2004, 10:01 PM
IMO he should :)

Agreed, Aragorn owns.

padawan331
08-15-2004, 10:07 PM
:angry: owns what? The hobbits :rolleyes: , ok that he does :meanie:

CrAzYBaZoR
08-16-2004, 12:04 AM
I thought that the Lord of the Rings (any of the 3 films), was WAY better than Troy. However, Achilles would definitely beat Aaragorn. I imagine Aaragorn on the level of Hector, and Achilles beat Hector.

Tornado
08-16-2004, 08:36 AM
:angry: owns what? The hobbits :rolleyes: , ok that he does :meanie:

Bah, Aragorn would win.

padawan331
08-16-2004, 09:33 AM
You must be joking.Are you out of your mind.

Tornado
08-16-2004, 09:41 AM
You must be joking.Are you out of your mind.

No, I am not out of my mind. I think that Aragorn would win. I don't care if Achilles is ****ing invulnerable, Aragorn takes a swipe at his head and he's dead either way.

padawan331
08-16-2004, 09:47 AM
:twisted: My man thats if he can swipe his head. Achillies will kill him very quick. Did you not see how Achillies fights? He is meant to be a killer, so quit it.

Tornado
08-16-2004, 09:49 AM
:twisted: My man thats if he can swipe his head. Achillies will kill him very quick. Did you not see how Achillies fights? He is meant to be a killer, so quit it.

Aragorn's a killer too mate. You see how he fought in ROTK.... oh man, if I was Achilles I'd be shaking in my booties.

Achilles would be too busy thinking about prancing around in the nude or having sex or something, and Aragorn would take his head off right there.

padawan331
08-16-2004, 12:50 PM
:meanie: Achillies fears no man.Aragorn isnt as fearce as Achillies,

Tornado
08-16-2004, 12:52 PM
Aragorn doesn't fear any man either. He took on a freaking cave troll, I don't remember Achilles ever doing something like that.

padawan331
08-19-2004, 12:27 AM
He doesnt have two jack*** ,Hey do you know the difference between reality and fantasy?

Hitman
08-19-2004, 12:32 AM
Achillies is the best of the best. He's too skilled, too focused, and too determined to lose to a simple fighter like Aargon. Like I saw someone say earlier, Aargon is about equal to Hector and Hector loss as would Aargon. In any sort of fighting I give Aargon 2 minutes at the most.

padawan331
08-19-2004, 12:42 AM
Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drizzt240
08-19-2004, 12:45 AM
I can't believe this thread got so big.

padawan331
08-19-2004, 03:24 AM
Achillies conquers,he will emerge victorious.

Mr. Blonde1
08-19-2004, 03:31 AM
Aragorn is a better character by far, but Achillies would win in the fight, me thinks

padawan331
08-19-2004, 03:48 AM
i can agree with that

Tornado
08-19-2004, 09:27 AM
He doesnt have two jack*** ,Hey do you know the difference between reality and fantasy?

Do you know the difference between MYTH and fantasy? There's no proof that Achilles ever existed, it's MYTH.

And who are you calling a jackass? Watch the langugage.

dustindame
08-19-2004, 02:03 PM
Do you know the difference between MYTH and fantasy? There's no proof that Achilles ever existed, it's MYTH.

And who are you calling a jackass? Watch the langugage.
:applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

padawan331
08-20-2004, 12:45 AM
TORNADO and DUSTINDINE or what ever,you can kiss my *ss.It may not be proven but it is a possibility unlike aragorn who doesnt exist at all :twisted: you bunch of :waa:

LOTRNUT04
08-20-2004, 12:53 AM
^you're gay shut up

padawan331
08-20-2004, 12:57 AM
^you're gay shut up

who's gay? you right,ok.

Mr. Blonde1
08-20-2004, 01:00 AM
TORNADO and DUSTINDINE or what ever,you can kiss my *ss.It may not be proven but it is a possibility unlike aragorn who doesnt exist at all you bunch of


Wow your not gonna last long around here. start respecting other people's opinions. Telling Torn and dustindine to kiss your ass because you don't share opinions. :nono:

padawan331
08-20-2004, 01:02 AM
Hey i'm the one that is being called gay here,whats up with that.

padawan331
08-20-2004, 04:48 AM
oh you dont say anything on that.Anyway Achillies would end Aragorns life period.................

JackBauer
08-20-2004, 05:14 AM
prepare for a warning dude

Tornado
08-20-2004, 08:21 AM
TORNADO and DUSTINDINE or what ever,you can kiss my *ss.It may not be proven but it is a possibility unlike aragorn who doesnt exist at all :twisted: you bunch of :waa:

Do you have a ban-wish or something? Because I can easily grant that.

Frizzo the Clown
08-20-2004, 08:41 AM
Do you have a ban-wish or something? Because I can easily grant that.
No you can't...but I can.

Thats enough. Enough name calling, enough fighting....just..enough. This is a mass warning to all of you. So, if something "unfavorable" happens..you've been warned.

JackBauer
08-20-2004, 08:49 AM
*Throws a spear at the thread*

DIE! :D

Tornado
08-20-2004, 08:57 AM
No you can't...but I can.

By me "granting that wish", I was going to "send you a PM". ;)

Eamane
08-20-2004, 10:27 AM
Aragorn as more class then Achillies... And he didn't fight because he wanted to be famous forever. Aragorn fought because wanted to help his friends and middle earth, he would never be on the side of someone which ideas he didn't support. Achillies just wanted to be remenbered forever, he didn't care if his actions would hurt someone...:nono:
Besides, Achillies killed Hector :P

dustindame
08-21-2004, 02:32 AM
I am just going to do the right thing and keep my mouth shut and not come back to this thread.

padawan331
08-21-2004, 04:53 PM
Aragorn as more class then Achillies... And he didn't fight because he wanted to be famous forever. Aragorn fought because wanted to help his friends and middle earth, he would never be on the side of someone which ideas he didn't support. Achillies just wanted to be remenbered forever, he didn't care if his actions would hurt someone...:nono:
Besides, Achillies killed Hector :P
so if he killed hector than he can kill aragorn :cool:

PublicEnemy#1
08-22-2004, 07:58 PM
Aragorn would win cause all you gotta do is shoot Achilles in his achilles tendon and he dies!

Hitman
08-22-2004, 11:24 PM
:rolleyes:

juggalowarrior
08-28-2004, 12:16 PM
screw this poll, Hector would kill them both. The only reason why Achilles won is because the fight was rigged

dustindame
08-29-2004, 12:36 AM
screw this poll, Hector would kill them both. The only reason why Achilles won is because the fight was rigged


I seen the fight and Achilles won, so i dont know how you think that he could beat him.

Crow T. Robot
08-29-2004, 09:07 PM
My vote goes to Aragorn because he looks more deadly with a sword than Achilles. I would go so far to say that Legolas could beat him too.

dustindame
08-30-2004, 10:50 AM
i dont know about that crow i think that Achilles looks more badass. He shows his guns a little more.

Crow T. Robot
08-30-2004, 11:23 AM
Achilles looks mean, but Aragorn swings that sword with authority. This stems from the fact that actor Viggo Mortenson became a swordmaster during his tenure filming LOTR.

padawan331
08-30-2004, 02:01 PM
Achillies will still take him out

Crow T. Robot
08-30-2004, 10:18 PM
Achillies will still take him out

Mere speculation. I would bet that Viggo Mortenson could beat Brad Pitt handily though

dustindame
08-31-2004, 12:10 PM
Mere speculation. I would bet that Viggo Mortenson could beat Brad Pitt handily though


It would be a good fight and i think that Viggo would take him in the end.

padawan331
09-02-2004, 12:21 AM
Hell no!!!!!

JackBauer
09-02-2004, 03:12 AM
for gods sake just stop posting in this thread.



besides, achilles won you ****ers! :D

padawan331
09-02-2004, 05:25 AM
hows about a middle finger :D dude :D

dustindame
09-02-2004, 10:46 AM
hows about a middle finger :D dude :D

At who?

fattybolger
09-02-2004, 07:13 PM
Watch Aragorn through the entire Amon Hen sequence in FOTR and it should remove any doubt...IMHO Achilles is an assassin(sp?); Aragorn the warrior-King...Anduril would make mince-meat of the Greek heel... :D

Mr. Blonde1
09-02-2004, 07:14 PM
Why is this thread still getting replies? lol

fattybolger
09-02-2004, 10:53 PM
Why is this thread still getting replies? lol

Business is slow, my family is out,...that's my story and I'm sticking to it :)

padawan331
09-03-2004, 12:37 AM
Why is this thread still getting replies? lol
why are you still replying? :rolleyes:

Laterose
09-03-2004, 10:44 AM
Aragon(played by Viggo :D) can beat almost everything on Middle-Earth. Achilles(Brad Pitt) gets beat by Orlando Bloom. Need I say more? :D

dustindame
09-03-2004, 11:14 AM
Why is this thread still getting replies? lol

Cause it would be a really good battle.

padawan331
09-04-2004, 07:34 PM
Aragon(played by Viggo :D) can beat almost everything on Middle-Earth. Achilles(Brad Pitt) gets beat by Orlando Bloom. Need I say more? :D

Dude please it was a cheap shot had Achillies stood foward he would have blocked that arrow and shoved it up Paris *ss it would'nt be funny.Paris would have died of hemeroids.

Why is it that every time i come here Aragorn is winning, shure he's good or should i say great but he isnt better than Achillies not in this life time or the next.PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Mr. Blonde1
09-04-2004, 07:36 PM
Dude please it was a cheap shot had Achillies stood foward he would have blocked that arrow and shoved it up Paris *ss it would'nt be funny.Paris would have died of hemeroids.


I thought Archillies was facing forward when he was shot. Wasn't he?

padawan331
09-04-2004, 07:40 PM
I thought Archillies was facing forward when he was shot. Wasn't he?

no he was lifting that slve girl up when he got struck in the anckle,c'mon he wasnt 100%.

dustindame
09-05-2004, 08:23 PM
Yes the arguement about Achilles getting beat by Paris isnt a real good arguement because Achilles didnt even see him.

padawan331
09-05-2004, 11:39 PM
Yes the arguement about Achilles getting beat by Paris isnt a real good arguement because Achilles didnt even see him.

thank you ;)

dustindame
09-07-2004, 10:15 AM
your welcome

padawan331
09-12-2004, 10:46 PM
Achillies will break aragorns sword with his own hands.HA!HA!HA!

ruban
09-12-2004, 11:11 PM
:rolleyes:


Aragorn

dustindame
09-13-2004, 11:36 AM
i am suprised to see this still going on but oh well if people want to keep talking about it its fine with me. And it looks like the voting has changed now to Aragorn winning.