Qoutes

[BigMike1963]

what is your fav qoute from a movie. it doesnt neccessarily have to be a good movie just a good qoute(in ur opnion)
myself my fav qoute is:
"what makes a man a man? is it his origins? where he came from? or is his decisions? the way he chooses to resolves things?"
-Hellboy, Dr. Trevor Broom

[BigMike1963]

r ya'll just trying to figure some out or is this just a lame thread please tell me. im kinda impatient.

[sgr818]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
- The Princess Bride

[japers]

"A nice big c*ck!"- Tyler Durden when putting porno in childrens' movies, Fight Club

"Oh, I'm sorry did I break your concentration?"- Jules Winnfield after shooting Brett's buddie while Brett is talking, Pulp Fiction

many more to come...

[Hitman]

"I think there's been some sort of a mistake"

"Did you say steak?"

- Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

[dustindame]

"Do your chickens have large talons" Napoleon Dynamite

[Drizzt240]

Impossible for me to decide, but one of my favorites is:

"I'm gonna have a cheese burger with bacon. Extra bacon."

[SnoBorderZero]

LOL too bad it's only movie quotes, cuz I could QUOTE you for misspelling QUOTE so much.

[Vertemis]

"Or, look at it this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?"

[BigMike1963]

LOL too bad it's only movie quotes, cuz I could QUOTE you for misspelling QUOTE so much.
i have bad spelling get over it.

[dustindame]

"LUCKY" Napoleon Dynamite

[poashaggy69]

"My Pussy wagon broke down on me" Beatrix from kb vl. 2 (dont know if thats exactly how it goes, its something like that.

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My quote VVVV

[BigMike1963]

"I am Maximus Decimus Baridius, father of a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, adn the true servant of the murdered emporer Markus Airalias."
- Maximus, Gladiator
and...
"There are things that go bump in the night agent Myers, and we are the ones who bump back."
-Dr. Trevor Broom, Hellboy( one of my fav movies as u proabaly guest, lots of good quotes in that movie)

[dustindame]

"come on hit me" fight club

[BigMike1963]

and i have decided that it can also be a short convo between ppl in a movie.
example:
Pippin-Besides You need people of inteligence on this mission...quest...journey.
merry-well that rules you out pip
Elrond- so it is decided, 9 companions, you shall be known as the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin- great. where are we going?
LOTR: TFOTR

[Hitman]

"King Kooongg ain't got nothin on me!" - Alonzo, Training Day

[dustindame]

"Luke, i am your father" Darth Vader

[Imagination_13]

"With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy." --Narrator

"You are not your job. You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your f**king Khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." --Tyler Durden

"I haven't been f**ked like that since grade school!" --Marla Singer

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like." --John McClane

"Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don't even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you're in love, you'll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won't care, screaming "Geronimo" the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just... whoa, she wrecks me. I'd die for her." --Jerry Fletcher

"We win Gracie!" --Harry Stamper

[Hitman]

"You talkin to me?" - Taxi Driver

[the mastermind]

people say crazy **** during sex. one time I called this girl, 'Mom' - Randal Graves (Clerks)

[Marv]

Since I just got done watching the Rock the other day. I'll take the liberty of quoting from that movie.

The Rock ---------

Mason : "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."

Mason : "This is more enjoyable than my average day, reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms. It's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal."

(from IMBD)
Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?
Mason: What, the feet thing?
Goodspeed: Yeah, the feet thing.
Mason: Yeah, it happens.
Goodspeed: Yeah, well I'm having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?
Mason: Like what, kill him again?

Goodspeed: Sir, now Mason is leaving... and he's got a gun.
Agent Dude: What do yu have? A f****** water pistol?!

[Tornado]

The Matrix Revolutions:

Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why? Why do you do it? Why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom, or truth, perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception, temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although... Only a human mind can invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it is pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why you persist?

Neo: Because I choose to.

[sgr818]

Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- for atleast a while. --- And dieing in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL THE DAYS from this day to that for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE! to come back here, and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!? - Braveheart


Those people are trying to kill us. ... I KNOW DAD! ... It's a new experience for me. ... It happens to me all the time. - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Drizzt240]

"blue, blue"

[BigMike1963]

Yah, i was this close to making the polish philharmonic. I nailed the audish but i didnt get it, guess who did? Yo-Yo Ma's cousin, little nepitz. so after that i just decided to give up and my self and become a teacher. those who cant do teach, and those who cant teach teach gym.
-School Of Rock

[dustindame]

"eat my shorts" Bart simpson

[BigMike1963]

GUY-"look around, can you try to form som sort of rudimentary lathe?"
TAGGERT -"A LATHE!?!?!??! GUY GET OFF THE LINE!!!"
Alexander -"well your just going to have to try and kill it thatn arent u?"
Tommy-"go for the pressure points, like the eyes!!!"
TAGGERT-"Tommy, It's a rock it doesnt have ne vulnerable spots."
Alexander-"Then your just gonna have to find out what it wants. what it's motives are..."

[Drizzt240]

"who are you"

[dustindame]

"who are you"

[emmortalthug]

Im Your HuckleBerry

Val Kilmer - (Tomb Stone)

(R.i.p.) Doc Holliday...

[the mastermind]

Women need a reason for having sex, Men just need a place

[dustindame]

Im Your HuckleBerry

Val Kilmer - (Tomb Stone)

(R.i.p.) Doc Holliday...


Thats a good one.

[chewie]

or "I have two guns. One for each of you." Val Kilmer - (Tombstone)

"I had your car towed all the way over to your house and all you got for me is light beer?" Biff Tannen - (Back to the Future)

Those are the only ones to come to mind now.

[sgr818]

You want answers?
...

I think I'm entitled to them.
...

You want ANSWERS?!
...

I want THE TRUTH!
...

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You me there. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a d*** what you think you're entitled to.

- A Few Good Men (Lt. Daniel Kaffee and Col. Nathan R. Jessup -Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson)

[PsYkOoOoO]

"Aw man.I am never gonna forgive your a55 for this shyt.This is some f-ed up repugnant shyt."

"Jules,have you ever heard of the philosphy that once a man admits that he's wrong,he's immediately forgiven for all his wrongdoings.You ever heard of that?"

"Aw get the F out of my face with that shyt.The motherfer who said that didnt have to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on the account of your dumba55."

"Im on a threshold Jules.Im on a threshold for the abuse i am willing to take.And right now i am a f-ing racecar,and you got me in the red.And im just saying,im just saying,that it is f-ing dangerous to have a racecar in the f-ing red.I could blow."

"Oh Oh.You're ready to blow?"

"Yeah im ready to blow."

"Well im a mushroom cloud laying motherfer motherfer.Everytime my fingers touch brains,im a superfly TNT!Im the guns of the Navarone!In fact,what the f am i doing in the back?You're the motherfer who should be on brain detail.We're f-ing switching.Im washing the windows,and you are picking up this ******'s skull."

[Hitman]

"No I shot him...the bullets and the fall killed him." - Vincent, Collateral

[dustindame]

"your mother goes to college" Napoleon Dynamite

[ViRUs]

there are so many good ones from LOTR and the Matrix. Some of the best are the small ones, like.

Neo: It ends tonight

Aragorn: For Frodo

(this one is longer)

Aragorn: I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*

[sgr818]

1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!
- Back to the Future (Doc. Brown - Christopher Lloyd)

[Optimus Magnus]

"Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost" Optimus Prime, Transformers the Movie

"Hasta la vista, Baby" T101, Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"Ezekiel 25:17" Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

"Well **** me sideways, Felix Desouzer you misguided wanker, I am already number 1" Icky, Formula 51

[chewie]

some more I thought of

"All right, All right, All right." Wooderson from Dazed and Confused
"It's funny. On the outside, I was an honest man. Straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook." Andy Dufresne from Shawshank Redemption

[sgr818]

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

- Dead Poets Society (Professor Keating - Robin Williams)

------------------------

No. Not good. Stop. Not good. What are you doing? You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM.
...
Yes, the rum is gone.
...
Why is the rum gone?
...
One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
...
But why is the rum gone?

- The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth - Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley)

[beyond_th3]

Matrix Reloaded

Smith - And now here I stand becuase of you Mr. Anderson. Because of you I am no longer an agent of the system, I've changed, unplugged, a new man so to speak like you apparently free.
Neo - Congratulations.
Smith - Thank you. But as you well know appearences can be deceiving which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose because as we both know without purpose we would not exist.

Lord Of The Rings

Gandalf - YOU SHALL NOT PASS! - From The Fellowship
King Theoden - Fell deeds awake, now for wrath, now for ruin and the red dawn. FORTH EORLINGAS! - From The Two Towers

Kill Bill 2

Bride - Well I'm better than Anny Oakley and I got you right in my sight. - From the hotel scene.

Look at my sig. A few words from the superheroes speech by none other than Bill himself.

[Imagination_13]

"Ok look, here's the deal. You were gonna drive me around tonight and never be the wiser, but, Al Guordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it. Improvise, adapt to the enviroment, darwin, happens e-ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it." - Vincent

[dustindame]

"Ok look, here's the deal. You were gonna drive me around tonight and never be the wiser, but, Al Guordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it. Improvise, adapt to the enviroment, darwin, happens e-ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it." - Vincent


Thats a good one.

[Nillone]

In The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Tuco: Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another comes out.

[the mastermind]

"Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There is an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning of their 50th anniversary. and Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, and she's like, 'Aw, Jesus, Paddy. Your such a good looking fella. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to you. What would you like?' And Paddy's like 'Aw, gee, Mary, Thats a very sweet offer. Now in fifty years, There's one thing thats been missing. And, uh... I would like you to give me a blow Job. I would like that.' And Mary's like, 'All right.' She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And Afterward, Paddy's like, 'Ah, Jeez, Now thats what i've been missing. That was the most beautiful, earth-shattering thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love Ya! Is there anything that I do for you?' And Mary looks up at him and she goes, 'Give us a kiss!'"
Good Will Hunting

[sgr818]

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
- Dirty Harry (Harry Callahan - Clint Eastwood)

[dustindame]

"Life moves pretty fast, if you dont stop to look around it my pass you up." Ferris Bueller

[LOTRNUT04]

Im Your HuckleBerry

Val Kilmer - (Tomb Stone)

(R.i.p.) Doc Holliday...

hell yeah. Another Tombstone fan! I love it when he says that, he comes out of the shade, blows smoke and says his line perfectly, its perfect.

"Doc Holliday : Yes, but there's just something About him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me Of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I Hate him.
....
Doc Holliday : Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated Man. Now I really hate him."

Doc Holliday:"down by the creek, walkin on water.

Doc Holliday : It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist. (said right after Kate gives him a cigarette, the type of thing the doctor just told him to give up in order to live.)

[dustindame]

"haachoo....Sorry i am alergic to Bull****" Will Smith

[LOTRNUT04]

^yes...that was so funny

[PsYkOoOoO]

Mr Trask,"Mr Simms,you are a cover-up artist,and you are a liar."
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade,"But not a snitch!"
Mr Trask,"Excuse me?"
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade,"No i dont think i will."
Mr Trask,"Mr Slade..."
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade,"This is such a crock of s**t!"
Mr Trask,"Please watch your language Mr Slade.You are in the Baird School,not the barracks.Mr Simms I'll give you one final opportunity to speak up."
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade,"Mr Simms doesnt want it!He doesnt need to be labelled.'Still worthy of being a Bairdmen'.What the hell is that?What is your motto here?Boys,inform on your classmates,(Says something i dont remember).Well,gentlemen!When the s**t hits the fan,some guys run and some guys stay.Here's Charlie facing the fire,and there's George hiding in big daddy's pocket.And what are you doing?You're gonna reward George,and destroy Charlie."
Mr Trask,"Are you finished Mr Slade?"
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade,"Naw,Im just getting warmed up.I dont know who went to this place.William Howardtack,William Jennings,William Tell,whoever(Not sure about the names).Their spirit is dead,if they ever had one.Its gone!You're building a wreck ship here.A vessel for sea going snitches.And if you think you are preparing these minnows for manhood,you better think again.Because i say you are killing the very spirit,this institution proclaims and instills!What a shame.What kind of a show you guys putting on here today?I mean the only class in this act,is sitting next to me.And I'm tell you this boy's soul is intact.In non-negotiable.You know how i know?Someone here Im not gonna say who,offered to buy it.Only Charlie here wasnt selling."
Mr Trask,"Sir,you're out of order."
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade,"Now i'll show you out of order!You dont know what 'Out of Order' is,Mr Trask!But im too old,Im too tired,Im too f**king blind.If i were the man i was five years ago,I'll take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!Out of order,who the hell you think you're talking to?I've been around,you know?And there was a time when i could see.And i have seen.Boys like these,younger than these.Their arms,torn out.Their legs,ripped off!But there is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit.There is no prosthetic for that.You think you are merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon,with his tail between his legs.But i say,you are,executing his SOUL!And why?Because he's not a Bairdmen.Bairdmen.You heard this boy,you're gonna be Baird Bums,the lot of ya.And Harry,Jimmy,Trent wherever you are out there.F**k you too!"
Mr Trask,"Stand down,Mr Slade!"
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade,"Im not finished!As i came in here,i heard those words.'Crade of leadership'.Well,when the bow breaks,the cradle fall.And it has fallen here,it has fallen!Makers are men,creators of leaders.Becareful what kind of leaders you are producing here.I dont know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong.Im not a judge or a jury,but i can tell you this:He wont sell anybody out to buy his future!And that my friend,is called 'Integrity'.Thats called 'Courage'.Now,thats the stuff leaders should be made of.Now i have come to the crossroads in my life.I always knew what the right path was.Without exception i knew.But i never took it,you know why?It was too damn hard.Now here's Charlie.He's come to the crossroads.He has chosen,a path.Its the right path.Its a path,made of principles,that leads to character.Let him continue on his journey.You hold this boy's future in your hands committee!Its a valueable future.Dont destroy it,protect it.Embrace it.Its gonna make you proud one day,I promise ya."

---Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade,Scent of a Woman

[Boiiinng]

Ahhh...nice marmot.
-The Dude (The Big Lebowski)

[Dilophosaurus89]

Matrix Reloaded:

Merovigian: Causality, thereis no escape from it. We are forever slaves to it. Are only hope, are only peace is to understand it. To understand ze why. Why is what seperates us from zhem, you from me. Why is the only real source of power, without it you are powerless...and this is how you come to me, without why, without power....hmm another link in ze chain. (smiles) But fear not. Since I see how well you can follow orders, I will tell you what to do next. Run Back! and give ze fortune teller this message. "Her time is almost up!"

[sgr818]

- Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam, and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. And you know what they call uh...a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
- They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
- Nah man they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the f*** a quarter pounder is.
- Then what do they call it?
- They call it, uh, Royale with Cheese.
- Royale with Cheese?
- That's right.
- What do they call a Big Mac?
- A Big Mac is a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
- Le Big Mac, (laughs) what do they call a Whopper?
- I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

Pulp Fiction (Vincent and Jules - John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson)

[dustindame]

LOTRNUT that was the only quote i liked from the movie.

[Drizzt240]

"I'm a Micheal Bolten, I really am. For my money I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Women".

[Hitman]

"So anyway the guy turns his head and tips his hat, like that...and do you know who that guy was? Emilio Estevez! I swear to God man the mighty duck himself." - A Night At The Roxbury

[Chuckles]

(not a direct quote because I don't own it)

"Looks like we're short one horse."
"You brought two too many."

-Once Upon a Time in the West

[Optimus Magnus]

"My mistake, 4 coffins" - The Man with No Name in A Fistful of Dollars

[dustindame]

"were going streaking" Will ferral

[chewie]

"Dog, *****, Taco" Cartman from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

[straightupridah]

"You know whats funny when you said that the other day I was kinda trippin right? But now ...I realize. You're right. I am crazy. But chu know what else ...I don't give a f--k! I don't give a f--k aboutchu, I don't f--k about Steele, and I don't give a f--k about Raheem eethaaa! I don't give a f--k about myself! Look I ain't s--t! I ain't neva gonna be s--t and u less of man then me so once I decide u ain't gon be s--t! ....pow. u rememba that mothaf--ka! cus I'm the one yall need to be worried about!" -Bishop from Juice

[meridian]

Get in the f**king car. ~ Vincent, Collateral

[Lton]

-You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
-Yeah, but Walter--
-Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish.
(The Big Lebowski)
_____________
-Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?
-"Empire".
- Blasphemy!
- "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
(Clerks)

[dustindame]

"IDIOT" Napoleon.

[LOTRNUT04]

man, dan marino should definetly get this car...but not this one, ima fuc- this one up.
-Bad Boys 2

[PsYkOoOoO]

William Wallace,"Sons of Scotland!I am William Wallace."
Soldier,"William Wallace is seven feet tall."
William Wallace,"Yes,Ive heard.Kills men by the hundreds.If he was here,he'd consume the Englishmen with fireballs from his eyes,and bolts of lightning from his arse.I am William Wallace.And i see a whole army of my countrymen,here in the defiance of tyranny.You've come to fight as free men,and free men you are.What would you do without freedom?Will you fight?"
Solder,"Fight.Against that?No!We will run!And we will live."
William Wallace,"Aye,fight and you may die.Run,and you'll live.At least a while.And dying in your beds,many years from now.Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that.For one chance,just one chance,to come back here and tell our enemies,that they may take our lives,but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!"

William Wallace,BraveHeart.

[kel thuzad]

Man With No Name: You see, there are two kinds of people in this world Tuco...
Those with loaded guns and those who dig.
You dig...

The Good the Bad and the Ugly



Harmonica: Your friends have high mortality rate...

once upon a time in the west

[JackBauer]

"There are no pacts between lions and men" -Achilles
"Before my time is done, i will look down on your corpse and smile." -Achilles

"Mark my face, it will be the last thing you'll see on this earth" -King Arthur

"Are we havin' fun or what?" -Top Dollar

[Hitman]

"Our movie sucks. Look Justin, your 15 minutes are up once the credits roll." - Kelly Clarkson, From Justin 2 Kelly

[--The--Stone--]

"Being Right Is Not a Bulletproof Vest, Freddy"

[Drizzt240]

"Shut the ***** up!" - Jules

[dustindame]

"This is going to be off the hook" Girl next door

[GGGG]

We had a thread for this:
Worst and best line in movies
http://www.comingsoon.net/forums/showthread.php?t=29144
some I posted there:
from the govenor of California:
I'm not into politics, I'm into survival / The Running Man
If I am not me, who da hell am I? / Total Recall
If it bleeds, we can kill it. / Predator

I only slept with her cause I'm in love with you!!! / The Rules of Attraction
I love this line from Saturday night fever: Hey...Watch the hair
Godfather:
Fredo, you're my older brother... and I love you...but don't ever take sides, with anyone, against the family again. Ever.
Larry Flynt / All I'm guilty of is bad taste.
Some quotes from Top Gun:
Mike "Viper" Metcalf: Now I'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your ass, Lieutenant.
Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bull****! You can be mine.

Lieutenant Pete "Maverick" Mitchell: Too close for missles, I'm switching to guns.
Maverick: You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Trainspotting quotes from Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!
In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me.
I chose not to choose life, I choose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons, who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that **** which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not ****ing stupid. At least, we're not that ****ing stupid.

[dustindame]

"i told you i was going to make my career from you" Equilibrium