Never Ending Story

[PsYkOoOoO]

Im sure everybody knows how to play this game.Basically,you continue the story line the previous person posted.For example:

One fine day,Frodo is walking along the streets of hobbiton and he saw...

The next person will continue and say:

a hobbit boy running around naked screaming...

Then the next week:

I am Leonardo Dicarprio!

Something like that.So the story can go on and on and on and on.;)

Post away.

[Cloud Buster]

One fine day, Sauron was rotating his eye atop Barad-Dur, when suddenly he noticed...

[The Moose]

that he didn't have a fish tank in his tower, so he said to MoS..

[The_Manipulator]

"MoS, get me a fish tank to my tower!!! This instent!!!"

Ans MoS answered:

[PsYkOoOoO]

"Where the hell am i suppose to catch any fishes here in Mordor Numbnut?

Sauron got pissed and said...

[Tornado]

"Where the hell can't you catch fish here in Mordor Numbnut?"

[jjyj88]

Then Sauron Exclaimed..

"IDIOT Then go and get me a bowl of Quaker oatmeal, Quick before I feed you to the fell beast"

Sits on his throne waiting for MOS

[PsYkOoOoO]

MoS speeds off down Barad Dur,but to his surprise,he saw...

[jjyj88]

Gandalf trying to sell pipeweed to a band of orcs on the steps of barad Dur..

So MOS Said...

[Spy-Of-Saruman]

"God Gandalf, toss some up here.. I need to relax.. Sauron is one pushy bastard"

To which Gandalf replied...

[Andrey83]

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

[Cloud Buster]

...and MoS replied by passing him. So Gandalf...

[flukeman]

...took his staff and tripped the MoS, who fell flat on his...

[HellaGood]

nose, which broke, causing him to die, then return as MoS the White, before he...

[Andrey83]

...burned his clothes and took some black sheets. He then took his horse and rode out on an evil quest. But just 2 days after he rode out he....

[HellaGood]

...went back...

[Andrey83]

..because he forgot to wake up sauron....

[Spy-Of-Saruman]

He went back and woke up Sauron, before setting out again to meet Leonard Nimoy

and....

[Andrey83]

.....then he suddenly felt the powerfull need for some good ale and pipeweed. And though sauron had warned him not to give in to his lusts, he rode many days until he finally arrived at the Green Dragon. There he....

[UnicornBlood3]

found a zebra outside and named him Frodo

[Andrey83]

....but changed his mind about liking him, so he killed the zebra frodo and ate him for lunch. Then he walked into the Green dragon and ordered an ale and some old toby. But then...

[RingWraith2k4]

Neo walked in and said whoa!!! Where am I. MoS told him that he.......

[UnicornBlood3]

Mos sees Neo and kills Neo and says thats what you get..

[Andrey83]

...then MoS kills of all carracters that doesnt belong in LOTR.... :)

[Detori]

and in killing Neo, peace is achieved between humans and machines, which is irrelevant anyway since it was all a halucination from the old toby- finest weed in the southfarthing, or at least that's what HE thought...

[Foster]

Ahhh Merry i had the strangest dream said Pippin

Merry said another one?

I was powerful, i was feared, i was Sauron the dark lord of Mordor

just as he said that Gandalf came charging in to the room and .....said

[The Moose]

"hello merry, i am the Mouth of Sauron" and pippin

[Andrey83]

....never mind, i'm not the MoS, THAT is the MOS, he said pointing over to the corner where a black dressed tall man stood smoking and drinking and feesting. And Pip didnt understand. MoS he though....."what can that be?" And he came to the conclussion it had to be "mother of sauron"....

[Foster]

Mos said to Pippin

I am your farther, and Merry said.......

[The_Manipulator]

"Oh my, MoS! Then you must be my mother!!"
And then he walked over to the tall MoS and,

[Andrey83]

....kicked him in the balls, because he knew he was lying. Then samwise the brave entered and saw there was a fight, so he joined. Marry also came, and so did frodo. They all kicked his ass. Then....

[Foster]

Frodo said to Gandalf , Lets tie him up to some of your fireworks and Gandalf said, Yes thats a good idea Frodo

[Andrey83]

...but then MoS did a trick never seen before and they where all blinded (noone knows what this trick is, because noone saw it), but when they got their sight back, he was still there: Mos: "BAH, i didnt think it would work, but it did..kinda cool ey?" And Gandalf screemed, "FOOL OF A MOUTH" But then something happend, the mos did not intend....

[Foster]

Am really sorry for my bad deeds in this world Mos said, he was crying and begging to
the hobbits not to send him rocketing in to the sky. Please i beg you, I will become good, i will have a fan base and a fan club for people who want to worship me Opps

Then Gandalf said, start praying and then........

[Detori]

Smaug busted in through the roof, and was all like "Word up! Where be my green dragon bizzotch???".
Gandalf calmly turned to him and said...

[Andrey83]

...what a looser...an then he......

[evenstar]

gave him the finger, which ...

[HellaGood]

...wasnt really a finger, but a magic wand of Harry Potter, who was immediately beaten up by the hobbits who did not like him because...

[The_Manipulator]

Harry Potter had taken their precious Hermione!
But then Dobby came and said: "Frodo Baggins, what an honour to meet you!"
But Frodo did not like Dobby because Smeagol hadn't got the role.
"That's just because you have an affair with Gollum!" Said Sam. He only said that because he was

[The_Manipulator]

(come one people!!! :))

He only said that because he was jalous on Gollum.
Rosie saw that and slapped Samwise in the face.
Then the MoS said through the room: "HEY! Rosie!! You're damn hot tonight come over here!!"
But then Merry.......

[RingWraith2k4]

...pulled his face revealing it was a mask. He was not Merry, the turned out to be.......

[Foster]

Peter Jackson and he said, i had you all fooled, this will be a great outtake for the DVD, and then......

[UnicornBlood3]

Pippin got mad for being fooled and

[Andrey83]

...since he is suck a noble guy he kissed PJ, but then....

[UnicornBlood3]

gollum jumped on pippin and

[RingWraith2k4]

started a bar room brawl!!! The fight continues until it was Gandalf and Harry Potter left standing.
Gandalf vs. Harry Potter ensues until the winner was........

[Detori]

eaten by Shelob, who incidentally...

[Foster]

eaten Gandalfs staff and Shelob started to glow from the inside and a voice could be heard in side of her and then.......

[The Moose]

Ungoliant ran out of a shadow behind everyone and then screeched, so everyone

[Foster]

ran off while sam picked up his favorite frying pan and started to fight Shelob,
then.........

[HellaGood]

sam got eaten, and everyone who wasnt eaten got mad and ran off to...

[UnicornBlood3]

elrond's house and when they got there they were shocked becasue

[Andrey83]

...Elrond was using make-up....then..

[UnicornBlood3]

Legolas ran over to him and said

[Foster]

They have a Burger King and a Mcdonald's, let us feast until........

[The_Manipulator]

the we all will die!!
And that is by

[UnicornBlood3]

when the sun goes down on the

[The_Manipulator]

21st. of April.

Then Gollum said: "Fool of a Legolas!! That's not going to happen is it my love? No it's not!!"
But then Smeagol came along and yelled: "Legolas, I love you!!!!!"
Gollum didn't like this because

[UnicornBlood3]

he thought that Legolas stole his spotlight so he

[The_Manipulator]

crawled down a wall to get the

[Sock-Man]

put out his eyeses and threw them in the

[UnicornBlood3]

harry potter movie then ran towards

[The_Manipulator]

Draco Malfoy.
He also didn't like Smeagol's close relationship to Legolas.
So, the two of them, made a plan

[Sock-Man]

to dispose of Legolas once and for all by sending him to

[UnicornBlood3]

Saruman but the problem was

[Sock-Man]

that Saruman was busy having his nails done, so Legolas

[Andrey83]

pulled up some lambas bread and took a bite...

[UnicornBlood3]

then gollum ripped off Legolas's mask to uncover

[Foster]

Jar Jar Binks, me sa going now.....

[RingWraith2k4]

but before Jar Jar could think about going anywhere, Gollum did us all a favor and killed Jar Jar in a most painful death imaginable.
Draco Malfoy then said to Gollum.....

[King_Strider]

"We must reach Gondor before nighfall or the prophesy will be fullfilled!"

[The Moose]

so they all went off in search of Valinor, each of them carryinga little sponge in their left pockets, as

[King_Strider]

the eagles began swooping on them... searching for fresh meat to feed their young. Gollum was scooped up and taken too

[Sock-Man]

teletubbie land, where Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaaLaa and Po picked him up and

[simmy]

three him 'down the hole' to their teletubbie house where they persuaded him to...

[RingWraith2k4]

......choose a color and symbol to become a honorary teletubbie. Gollum of course chose grey and the symbol was a ring.

All of a sudden, a steel beam falls on the teletubbies. It was Magneto who did it, and he told Gollum that........

[simmy]

he was his father.....gollum couldnt believe it and cried aloud...

[RingWraith2k4]

....but then Magneto also told him that he was Magneto the White.
And that he came back to tell him that he really isn't the ring that turned him into what he is today, but that Smeagol is really a Mutant.
Gollum then says........

[Sock-Man]

..."No... it's not true... it's IMPOSIBBLE!!!!" He then proceeds to throw himself off the highest ledge he can find (that being a small teletubbie hill) and he lands in a...

[The Moose]

pit of peoples ears, which he finds a little odd, so he went and got a

[Sock-Man]

toothbrush, which he used to figth his way out of the pit. But as he came to the exit he was encountered by a gigantic

[Foster]

Samwise Gamgee who said, Who's the master now, and Gollum said.........

[RingWraith2k4]

Sho-nuff!!!

Gollum and Samwise were then mysteriously warped into another dimension and found themselves as cast members of the next "Real World, Canada"!!!

The other five cast members were.........

[Foster]

Homer Simpson.......

[The_Manipulator]

Laalaa. (who had given the producers 1.000.000 $ to get the roll!)
Laalaa did of course not have so much money, so he had had to

[simmy]

write to the board of sex givers, and state the fact she was a she, yet techinically an it...but 'it' couldnt be bother. LaaLaa then wander to the edge of the universe and discovered..,

[Sock-Man]

that she was the only surviving decendent of a long dead god of the universe, and in discovering this secret she had been gifted with unlimited

[King_Strider]

God Power! She could create worlds with ease. She pointed her wand at an empty spot in the universe and created a world of...

[The Moose]

people who can't see, hear or speak, "which would be something interesting, so why don't we go and see that now" said fred whilst he was walking

[King_Strider]

towards his brand new spaceship. "Rumour has it that this new world of blind-deaf-mutes has a treasure more valuable than the entire worth of the Shire!" So they jumped into the spaceship and prepared to take off when...

[The Moose]

someone came up and knocked on the door of the spaceship. when the door was opened, the person was found to be a Jehova's Witness. so they took the person on board, and once into deep space chucked him out the door, causing him to explode in the vacuum of space, so all the little pieces of himself would

[Sock-Man]

fall back down onto Earth and littered the floor of an unknown dimension, where Gollum and Legolas, who had previously been a part of this story, had almost been forgotten. This pi$$ed Gollum off, so he pulled his finger out and

[Lothenon]

pointed at JEDI_THE_WHITE, who was

[PsYkOoOoO]

at that time having a nice coffee at the green dragon.Suddenly he choked on the cup of coffee because he saw...

[Andrey83]

....a naked balrog of the ancient world (!)......

[PsYkOoOoO]

Hold on.Pause.

You even seen a balrog all dressed up Andrey?

[Andrey83]

Erm....well.....oh,

Edit :)

.....a dressed balrog of the ancient world (!)....

[PsYkOoOoO]

Thats equally scary...hahaha...

[The_Manipulator]

And that Balrog was getting married to Dumbledore!!! That was no good cause

[RingWraith2k4]

.......he made him the new Professor of the dark arts!!!

Harry and crew got suspicious and...........

[Undome-Elenamin]

threw the couple into the dungeon with the three-headed Dog fluffy. Fluffy saw them and...

[Andrey83]

...the balrog started to burn, so thats why it was never seen with clothes again...Then Marry and his sidekick Pippin.....

[RingWraith2k4]

.......went down to get the play "Wizards Chess"!!! Merry and Pippen managed to win, then they both challenged Ron Wesley to another game and he said.........

[Andrey83]

....no, i will only play against sauron. Then elrond said: "bring forth the ring mr. Frodo" And then.....

[RingWraith2k4]

....Frodo and wondered how did I get back into this retarded storyline.

Anyhoo, Harry Potter also brought forth the "Sorcerer's Stone".

Frodo and Harry discussed a trade for the items and Harry also offered that he'll throw in a "Mark McGwire Rookie Card"....

Frodo replies.........

[Sock-Man]

Who the hell's Mark McGuire? Harry pursues to slap him in the face and say

[The Moose]

i don't know you, so i'll follow my usual procedure with people i don't know. slap them. he then heard

[Sock-Man]

the sound of a thousand kangaroos hopping over the Misty Mountains. Frodo said "There's only one thing we can do in this situation... add another random, unrelated character for no apparent reason" so Darth Vader turned up in a tutu

[The Moose]

and at this, Sauron decided to invite darth into his dark tower, so vader accepted, on the condition that

[Undome-Elenamin]

he gets to kill everyone who made his famous (yet over-used) line :I am your father, even tackier than it was before. Sauron said...

[The Moose]

you look good in that tutu. do ya have one that i can try on? so darth said

[PsYkOoOoO]

Nah.But i have this cute little pink dress my mom used to put on me when i was little.You want?

[The Moose]

yes said Sauron, so sauron went off to the Sammath Naur, his personal changing room, but he dropped the ring, so he said

[PsYkOoOoO]

Argh.Too lazy to pick them up.I'll leave it on there for a while.At that moment,Vader rushed in a grabbed the ring and said

[The Moose]

hehe. i've got ya ring.

then a phone rang

[PsYkOoOoO]

Vader picked up the phone and a voice said

"You should choose to accept this mission,to destroy the ring at mt Doom in Mordor,simple as that.This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.5.4.3.2.1."

And..

[The Moose]

vader didn't hear the message, and the phone blew up in his ear, to which sauron said

[PsYkOoOoO]

"You stupid numb nut."

And to that,Vader got really pissed and shouted

[The Moose]

but then his hat fell off, and Sauron saw his head, so vader picked up his hat and ran away, and fell down the side of the mountain, and in to the lava, which killed him, unlike the first time he fell into lava, which wsa when

[PsYkOoOoO]

he had a fight with his wife.He's wife got pissed and threw him in.

[The Moose]

but sauron didn't know this, so he went over to the door, and talked to the wee green martian that had landed his little spaceship there

[King_Strider]

and said, "Martian, lets go on an adventure!"

[The Moose]

but marvin's spaceship was too small for him, so he just put the ring in the ship, so part of him could go all over the universe/. but he also took marvin's leg

[PsYkOoOoO]

I dont know how to continue...Leg???

[RingWraith2k4]

.......for insurance!

Anyhoo, there was a knock at the Black gates!!! Sauron rushed to open the gates and who should be there was...

Beavis and Butthead!!!

They told Sauron that................

[The Moose]

they wanted to do a movie, beavis and butthead do mordor, so sauron said

[RingWraith2k4]

....uuuhhhhh okay!!! uuhhhh huhuhuhuh!!!!! So they procede to search for Arwen Evenstar. So they could huh, you know, Do Her huhuhuhuhuhuh!!!!

Anyway, while on the journey, Sauron, Beavis and Butthead meet............

[PsYkOoOoO]

Pamela Anderson.And they yelled...

[simmy]

"shes got big boobies i would like to suck on them" then they lifted her top to reveale two bags of chicken fillet....shocked and astounded they decided to wander into sunnydale high....

[King_Strider]

and tempt 9 students with rings Sauron had made

[Andrey83]

But the students couldnt get the rings on their fingers so it was a no go.....so then...

[King_Strider]

Sauron decided to give them 9 magical hats instead, forging, in secret, a master hat to rule them all..

[The_Manipulator]

But this did not help either, cause these students were TOO damn fat to get these hats on their ugly heads!
Then Buffy the Vampire Slayer came smashing in through a window, screaming: "GOTCHA SPIKE!"
Immediatly seeing she was wrong cause it was only the dark Lord Sauron she had caught! "Damn!" She then says and walks off. Lord Sauron screams to her: "What? Ain't I scary enough for you eh?"
Then the real Spike comes

[Andrey83]

Edit: crap! too late again :)

[The_Manipulator]

*whispers to andrey: HEY andrey!! You got to edit that....sorry!* :)

[Andrey83]

ahhh...you destroyd my good story lara! :)

[The_Manipulator]

*evil grin* :D

[Andrey83]

...but this time sauron was prepared. So he unleashed the worst....

[The_Manipulator]

***** ever!
Nadia from Lara's danish class!
Everybody, even Sauron, froze, because of great fear of her!
She started to walk over to

[Andrey83]

the great dragon. But the dragon called on sauron, and sauron jumped on his back and they rode far away till the undying lands. Or at least they thought they did, but actually they had come to....

[The_Manipulator]

Denmark. Which was terrible, cause it was dying every more than the undying lands!!!!
This didn't make much sense, Sauron sensed this, but he couldn't sense enough to know that this country was invaded by

[Andrey83]

danish people.. So he jumped on his noble dragon, and flied back to his castle on middle earth where he prepared for...

[The_Manipulator]

the big battle against him and

[Andrey83]

all the rats of middle earth. They might not be big, but there are many of them. The war was getting close. The last alliance between rats and mouse.. ..

[The_Manipulator]

marched against the armies of Mordor, and Rivendell. Elves do not like mice and rats. Aragorn was one of the only men who joined the Rivendell army. He did never admit it, but the tales tell that, he, the great Gondor King, was very afraid of mice, because when he was little

[Andrey83]

...the great king of mice wanted to fight with aragorn, but aragorn didnt have the guts to do it because...

[The_Manipulator]

he had a very close relationship to this little mouse's sister.
Not any sexual kind of way, but this little mouse stood close to him.
The King Mouse, noticed this. It killed the little her mouse, called Sri Lanka if anyone wants to know.
That is why Aragorn is afraid and hates rats and mice.
So the battle began when suddenly Gandalf the White, who had been killed once in this never ending story, came as Gandalf Ultra Light! He then

[Andrey83]

...walked up to the GREAT army of mice and rats, and screemed. YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Then one of the mice walked over to gandalf and whispered: "hey man, we are going to kick saurons ass you know"

"oh", said gandalf. "so do all that live to see such times"

But he joined them, and together they marched against the might of sauron...

[RingWraith2k4]

........but Beavis and Butthead and Sauron said "lets get the **** out of here and continue the search for Arwen Evenstar so they could 'huhuhuhuhuhuh' "Do her".

Anyway, they finally found her at Empire Records and Butthead told her............

[Andrey83]

....nothing, they just turned in the door and left... (this is not some erotic rape story) :)

[RingWraith2k4]

Oh yeah, Like Beavis and Butthead ever had a chance!!!!

Anyhoo, Arwen Evenstar summoned the river to turn into horses again to wash them away. Arwen weant back into Empire Records
until who came into the store but...........

[Andrey83]

....in the door come the great, the best, the biggest, the sweetest, the dream, the hero, the men of men. He was....

[RingWraith2k4]

Shrek??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, he asked Arwen.............

[Andrey83]

...princess? No it cant be you, he said. But he was sick of mice and rats to, so he joined sauron against the last alliance of mice and rats. Sauron saw a great hero in shreak so he used him wisely....

[simmy]

by placing him at the frontline, therefore meaning he could eradicate him as well as wasting some of the oppositions attacking supplies.

but just as shrek was shot with a flaming bag of poo....i mean a flaming arrow, sauron realised his eternal love for shrek and....

[Andrey83]

....flied down on his dragon to save shrek. He managed to do so at the last second. Then he send 100 032 orcs into battle to stand against the 124354633245 rats and the 1232435342 mice that was coming. Not to mention the 35673456 elite mice warriors on the flank. ...

[RingWraith2k4]

......all of a sudden, Willard and the Rat King showed up as the Generals of the Rats and Mice, and Ben as the sergeant.

Anyhoo, They challenged Sauron to a game of.......

[PsYkOoOoO]

"Counting the Oscars!"

The person who's able to count the number of Oscars ROTK won,wins.However,none of them got the number right because ROTK won too many.:P

[The Moose]

but no one cared, cos they were all so damn happy, so they all said

[PsYkOoOoO]

"Take that Clint!"

And hand in hands,they went off to

[simmy]

nevernever land...but they took the wrong star and turned left at it too, and eventually ended up in....

[PsYkOoOoO]

Planet of the Apes.

[simmy]

where an array of monkeys deicded to....

[PsYkOoOoO]

take Sauron as prisoner.

[Andrey83]

. But sauron had a big smile. A very big smile. In fact it a long time since anyone has seen him smile that much. a monkey asked him why he smiled. And then he replied:

"I wish, i just wish i could have seen the look on BKK#1's face right now......" :):):):):)

[PsYkOoOoO]

Just then,BKB pops out from a bush naked and yelled,"Nooo!!!ROTK did NOT win 11 oscars!!"

So the Monkeys said...

[Andrey83]

..."kill that idiot!" and then...

[PsYkOoOoO]

The bunch of monkeys handcuffed BKB to a tree and started tickling him with leafs until he couldnt take it anymore and said

[Andrey83]

..."here you will dwell untill all the ages of this earth have passed. The taste of food and water will be unknown to you!" Then they tied him up verry hard and left him....

[PsYkOoOoO]

BKB started crying and said,"I want mama!!"

Sauron went up to him and...

[Andrey83]

... And gave him a plastic doll of Jar-Jar. "here, take that" Now you can have fun, hehe"

And then he left

[PsYkOoOoO]

Captain Barossa hops into the way and gives BKB a bullet and a pistol,and said,"Oh this is for you,it may become really friendly after awhile.But of course,you are tied up and all,i dont think this will be of any use to you.Bye!"

And disappears.Meanwhile,in Mordor...

[Andrey83]

The rats and mice is still marching towards the black gate

[RingWraith2k4]

........and asked the "Lord of the Black land come forth!!"

after a few seconds, who should come out of the black gates but..........

[simmy]

The Pied Piper of Hamilton....and he cried to the rats and mice....

[The Moose]

and then climbed all over the gates, and before ya knew it, the gates were

[King_Strider]

falling off their hinges, crushing the enitre mouse and rat army!

[simmy]

however, because the soil was for some unknown reason very soft beneaeth, they were not crushed, for they were insstead merely pushed into the ground....so they dug a tunnel under the great big gates to......

[RingWraith2k4]

......Wala Wala Washington!!! And that moment, they met Saruman, who was talking to President Bush about.......

[Undome-Elenamin]

kicking his ass if he bans guns. Then Bush said...

[RingWraith2k4]

....."we will go to Isengard!!! Because you, Saruman, are making 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' and you must surrender, or else"!!!

Saruman replied back and said.........

[The Moose]

isengard has no weapons of mass destruction, other than me. then, realising what he had said, saruman

[The_Manipulator]

jumped out of the tower right in to some

[simmy]

hoards of sexually crazed be-sexuals with whips, who did not hesitate to.....

[The Moose]

leave the room and find

[RingWraith2k4]

.....Shelter for no apparant reason.

Anyhoo, Saruman than used an old device to poisoned the mind of George "Dubbya" Bush and claimed lordship over Washington.

So with that, Saruman made Bush to do.........

[simmy]

a great deal of line dancing...which bushy found had a liking for and became fairly good after many lessons of line dancing...

however, when he was dnacing, his tight tight icky bright blue jeans ripped at his crotch.... emmbaressed he ran to Tony Blair and asked him to place his hands over the hole whilst he phoned his wife...

but Blair decided to...

[PsYkOoOoO]

take a hard grab at whatever was inside and he screamed in pain...
Just then...

[RingWraith2k4]

......Saruman, speaking thru "Dubbya", said; "OUCH"!!!

Anyhoo, Saruman decided to take Bush thru the "Path of the Dead". There, Bush saw............

[simmy]

His iq....he then remebered that his IQ had left him after breaking the oath of allegiance in his mid-term tests...

at this sight, bush fainted...but who was there to save him but....

[The Moose]

a large tree fell on top of him, annihilating the bush forever

[RingWraith2k4]

.......but then the tree got up, and it was Treebeard!!!

Treebeard goes after Saruman who locked himself in the White House.

So Treebeard does.........

[The Moose]

some magic house destructing dance, and the house

[PsYkOoOoO]

flew away...

[The Moose]

which left all the cavemen rather confused as they had

[PsYkOoOoO]

been building that house for so long..

So the cavemen got angry and started attacking Treebeard with pebbles.

Treebeard shouted..

[RingWraith2k4]

............BARA ROOM!!!!! Then Treebeards crew of trees show up, kicks the cavemens' ass, and then joined the Washington Wizards in pursuit for the NBA title.

Their head coach was........

[Undome-Elenamin]

Quickbeam who changed his name to..

[The Moose]

quickgoal, as he had a reputaion for

[PsYkOoOoO]

shedding leaves and farts everytime it speaks.

[RingWraith2k4]

.....Anyhoo, Treebeard (who's at center) and the Ents went thru the NBA season and quickly won the NBA title.

After that, Treebeard and the Ents went on a long journey to find their EntWives. And they did!!!!!!!

All this time the EntWives were at.........

[The Moose]

the NFC finals, so when treebeard and all the other ents found the entwives, they

[RingWraith2k4]

.......played a game of football and the winner gets to sunbath on the best part of Fangorn Forest, while the loser gets to babysitt Saruman.

Anyhoo, the winner is......

[Bigee04]

WORMTOUNGE! With Saruman taken care of for the night, Wormtounge gets to go on a romantic dinner at the Prancing Pony with

[The Moose]

Barliman Buterbur, who agreed to this because

[Necross]

Gandalf threatens to turn him into a toad if he doesn't because

[The Moose]

gandalf said that he would get furious if butterbur didn't deliver the letter to frodo, which he didnt' do because

[Necross]

he is stupid which was caused by

[The Moose]

gandalf hitting him with his

[PsYkOoOoO]

sledge hammer on his

[simmy]

great big long hard....leg (i know what u were all thinking ;)) which sent...

[PsYkOoOoO]

Him screaming like a...

[Andrey83]

...burned pig....

[PsYkOoOoO]

Just then Blade jumps out of nowhere into the prancing pony and shouted...

[Necross]

"I shouldn't be here", then jumps out again because

[PsYkOoOoO]

He realised that he was wearing his underwear on the outside.Gandalf laughed at him and said

[Necross]

"Stupid person who shouldn't be here in the first place",then he tries to turn Blade into a toad because

[PsYkOoOoO]

(You know what,i was thinking the exact same thing as you Necross.Haha.)

Gandalf likes toads?

[Necross]

AHHH DID YOU JUST END THE STORY!!!!

[PsYkOoOoO]

I did not?

All right all right.

Turned him into a toad because he wanted to turn him into something natural.The blade/frog then decided to...

[Necross]

stick a firecraker in his own mouth because

[Andrey83]

he loved the taste...

[Necross]

just before it explodes, and kills him, Gandalf watched and thought...

[Andrey83]

..."what a crackhead"......

[Necross]

Gandalf then turns to leave but is stopped by...

[Andrey83]

blades good friend, daywalker II

[Necross]

Gandalf turns him into a toad and then crushes him because...

[The Moose]

he was a toad, and

[PsYkOoOoO]

because it was puking all over gandalf's cloak.

[The Moose]

gandalf then scraped the muck that was the remainder of the toad off his boot with

[RingWraith2k4]

........Wormtongue's hanky.

Anyhoo, Malfoy and his Dad entered the "Prancing Pony" and confronted Gandalf.

The Malfoy's told Gandal that.......

[The Moose]

gandalf has a bigger beard that his son was tall, so draco then went up to gandalf, but gandalf turned him into a fish, so he just spluttered ont he floor and died, so mr malfoy said

[Undome-Elenamin]

Thank you. You did my job for me. For that you earn a

[The Moose]

sticker. and with this, mr malfoy put the sticker of Gandalf's beard, but gandalf didn't want it there, so he turned mr malfoy into a

[RingWraith2k4]

....Dobby the Elf.

All of a sudden, Gollum shows up at the Prancing Pony and challenges Dobby to a fight.

Gollum vs. Dobby, and the Gandalf as the referee!!!!

And the winner is..........

[The Moose]

gollum, by a long shot

at this, the crowd

[RingWraith2k4]

....chanted Gollum's name as he easily defeated Dobby without breaking a sweat.

Now another person enters the Prancing Pony and it was Yoda!!!

And he challenged Gandalf the White as the main event!!!

Yoda vs. Gandalf the White!!!!!

Who Will Win??????..........

[The Moose]

after the contestants came from out back, they made a joint announcement, that they would not fight, merely have a drinking contest. someone was heard to say

[Necross]

Fighting is fun, but ends in pain. Drinking is fun and only ends in pain if you wake up with someone you...

[RingWraith2k4]

........know wants the precious!!!

Anyhoo, Saruman the White and Count Dooku entered the Prancing Pony and challenged Gandalf the White and Magneto to a Alter Ego Tag-Team Match.

And the winner is team of the "White Magnetism"!!

Anyhoo, Magneto left and Gandalf had an announcement for everyone at the Prancing Pony. Gandalf's said........

[The Moose]

i am a fish. so he took off his robes, and they all saw that gandalf was actually a fish. no one spoke. some dork in the back who was pissed broke the seience by saying

[PsYkOoOoO]

SUSHI!!!


And took out a knife to slice Gandalf into pieces.

Aragorn comes to the rescue!!

[King_Strider]

He throws a flaming torch at the pissed guy but misses and hits Gandalf...

[darthspielberg]

right in the eyeball, so now he to has a flaming eye! and gandalf got pissed and...

[Necross]

blows up the unimportant pissed guy then cools his eye off by...

[Undome-Elenamin]

splashing some ale from the Green Dragon. He turned to Pippin and said

[Necross]

"Fool of a TOOK!" to which Pippin replied....

[King_Strider]

"Oh shut up Gandalf!" He pulled out his wand, which he had stolen from Gandalf in his sleep, pointed it at Gandalf and turned him into...

[Undome-Elenamin]

a pink fluffy bunny. The bunny...

[PsYkOoOoO]

barked and leaped onto Pippin.The eagles flew by the Green Dragon and saw the bunny and they said:Food!

So they