The Star Wars board Cantina!

[UnicornBlood3]

You're going to get me in trouble with those super drinks ;)

[droidguy1119]

Oh, sure it's my fault now :p

[UnicornBlood3]

Well I have to blame someone! :p

[droidguy1119]

*poke*

[UnicornBlood3]

*drinks another super drink*

*pokes Droid twice*

;)

*hides under a table*

[Brock Landers]

Wow, this thread's really shot up there :D

[syxtfour]

Yeah, now if only people would pay their tabs. I'm looking in your direction, Uni and Droid...

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Droid got me a free month card thing! So :p

[LordofKings]

*enterz*

[redman]

*walks in, in heroic fashion*

i demand a drink!

[UnicornBlood3]

*is in a really good mood*

*gives everyone a hug*

Night guys! :D

*exits*

[redman]

bye uni

[G-Matrix]

*enters*

hello guys!!!

[jbailey84]

*enters to celebrate 20th birthday!*

drinks on me guys!

[UnicornBlood3]

*enters*

Happy Birthday J :)

[jbailey84]

thank you Uni :)

[LordofKings]

*enters*

Happy b-day deadman...

[jbailey84]

hehe thank you LordofKings

[G-Matrix]

yeah happybirthday j!!! Here's a drink

[jbailey84]

thank you G. CHEERS!!!!

[G-Matrix]

*TASTES the drink*

Don't u love blue milk with vodka?

[jbailey84]

oh yeah! might have to add some bacardi

[G-Matrix]

yeah...

*hands a couple of peanuts*
want some?

[jbailey84]

sure
*takes some peanuts*
20 years old....wow...

[G-Matrix]

I was once 20...now i'm 22;).

*takes a big drink of blue milk with vodka*

just enjoy it the best u can....

[jbailey84]

yea. just wait until the age 30,heheh.

*takes a big gulp of blue milk with vodka & bacardi*

i'll enjoy it alright. my girlfriend makes fun of me saying that i am too old,hehe. she's 18 so i say that she's too young for me,hehe.

[G-Matrix]

hehee...and I made fun of my girlfriend she's the old one;)

*grabs some peanuts and ask the bartender for a refill*

[jbailey84]

well g-man, it's been cool talkin to you. i gotta head out but hears to the 20's hehe

*raises cup for a toast*

CHEERS!

*drinks rest of blue milk w/ vodka & bacardi*

see ya around

*exits cantina*

[G-Matrix]

waves j*
see u

*continues with his drink*

[G-Matrix]

*finishes the drink and exits*

[droidguy1119]

*floats around eating things*

[UnicornBlood3]

*throws something at droid*

[droidguy1119]

*catches something, throws it back* :p

[UnicornBlood3]

*starts a game of catch with droid* :)

[droidguy1119]

*starts juggling* :p

[UnicornBlood3]

*pushes droid over so he messes up*

[droidguy1119]

Hey!

*continues to Force-juggle while floating above ground*

That wasn't very nice. :(

*kicks Uni in the butt, floats away* :p

[UnicornBlood3]

*floats up and kicks droid where he doesnt want to be kicked*

:nono:

*gives him an innocent smile and floats back down*

[redman]

*enters*

hang on! did i leave?

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey redman!

Who knows ;)

[LordofKings]

*enters*

I see Uni is drunk again...

what a shock....but your a damn sexy drunk babe...

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey hey I am not drunk! Actually I havent had a drink yet :p

[LordofKings]

lol, but you have a perminate buzz on you dont you?, and i think someone stampted DRUNK on your forhead...lol

[UnicornBlood3]

Maybe I'm just naturally drunk now ;)

[2_much_popcorn1]

*enters*

[2_much_popcorn1]

"i need a good drink after a hard day on the battle field

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey there

[2_much_popcorn1]

first time in here, we just sit and drink and talk

[LordofKings]

yup, just chat about life (not SW) but life in general...

[LordofKings]

hey Uni, what say you and me have an old fashioned drinking contest. The loser does what the winner wishes. And ANYTHING GOES...THERE ARE NO RULES...;)

[UnicornBlood3]

Heh nice try ;)

How about a contest between the men in here?

[LordofKings]

ummm. i rather play with you. I promise, if i win, you won't have to strip or anything like that (well maybe...lol)

[2_much_popcorn1]

*slams down drink*

ill out drink you all

[LordofKings]

are you sure you want to go down that path????? once you do, theres no coming back...I should know, i made a mess of the Green dragon when i first drank there ale...

[UnicornBlood3]

Yes you did..

[LordofKings]

ha, thought you forgot...dont visit the dragon much anymore

[2_much_popcorn1]

aint nothin wrong with strippin

[droidguy1119]

Aaugh!

*floats away*

[syxtfour]

Whoa, whoa, whoa... as the bartender of this cantina, I must put down a few ground rules to any drinking contests.

1) The drinks will be Neverending Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters (Courtesy of myself and Tornado)
2) No stripping, unless the loser is attractive
3) Minimum 5 credit bet is required (Altairian dollars are accepted)
4) No droids, except, of course, for Droid himself
5) All televisions, holocubes, and games of darts and pool will be suspended during the competition to insure a safe drinking environment.
6) Any use of the Force is absolutely prohibited for the contestants and the audience. NO EXCEPTIONS

Now, do we have a few volunteers?

[G-Matrix]

*enters and read*

MMM...a drinking contest....I must practice...Hey blue milk with vodka!!!

[UnicornBlood3]

There will be no stripping unless its one of you :p

[G-Matrix]

:( r u serious? *offers a drink*

[LuCM]

*enters throws down 5 credits*

sign me up

[syxtfour]

All right, we got bets coming but no competitors... unless LuCM is offering to compete...

[UnicornBlood3]

Ha I could beat you all :p

[LordofKings]

Uni, is that a challenge?

[syxtfour]

Uni vs. LOK? Do we have confirmation from both parties?

[LordofKings]

sounds good for me...i think she won't show though...

[UnicornBlood3]

And why would you think that

[UnicornBlood3]

Night all of no one here :)

*exits*

[droidguy1119]

*floats around*

[syxtfour]

Hmm, we'll have to schedule a good time for this. Anyone know Don King?

[G-Matrix]

*enters and ask the ussual blue milk with vodka drink*

[UnicornBlood3]

*enters*

Damn Droid do you live here :p

[droidguy1119]

Of course, don't you know that already? :p

*floats behind bar, vanishes*

[UnicornBlood3]

*looks around*

Now where did he go? ;)

[droidguy1119]

*comes back up with hot Cantina breakfasts*

:D

[UnicornBlood3]

Yah breakfast :)

What exactly is in a Cantina breakfast? ;)

[droidguy1119]

*looks at it*

Hash browns, scrambled eggs with cheese, bacon, and toast.

*puts one in front of Uni*

[UnicornBlood3]

:D

You spoil me :p

[droidguy1119]

:D

Of course not.

*floats away*

[UnicornBlood3]

It's too quite in here...

*runs around screaming*

[G-Matrix]

hi uni want a drink? I invite u

[syxtfour]

Y'know, I think I'll take a break and have a chocolate blue milk...

[UnicornBlood3]

*enters*

[LordofKings]

*enters*

[UnicornBlood3]

You following me huh? ;)

[LordofKings]

hey...you never know...i don't even no where im going...

[UnicornBlood3]

Follower :p

[LordofKings]

what makes you think i was follwoing you? was it the wierd grin on my face?

[UnicornBlood3]

Thats exactly what it was

[LordofKings]

hahahahahahahahhahahah

[UnicornBlood3]

*backs away from Lok*

[LordofKings]

why...what did i do...why is everyone always hiding from me...

*sits by himself depressed*

[UnicornBlood3]

What a whiny evil baby :p

[LordofKings]

*uses the force to lift up some peanuts and a huge shake from behind Uni as she was laughing at him...dumps it all over her head. Smiles and says: "Never trust someone from the Darkside"*

*sticks tounge out at Uni and runs out the bar*

[droidguy1119]

*floats in with a towel for Uni*

[UnicornBlood3]

*countines laughing*
Touchy touchy..

*takes towel*
Thanks Droid :D

[droidguy1119]

:D

*floats around looking for replacement peanuts to fill the dishes, which are all empty*

[UnicornBlood3]

*pets the snake*
Pretty snake :)

[droidguy1119]

*returns with peanut butter M&Ms, fills all the bowls*

:D

[UnicornBlood3]

*thinks of a name for her new pet snake*

[droidguy1119]

Snakey. Or possibly Bill. Or...I dunno. Peanut. :)

[UnicornBlood3]

*ponders a little more*

Nice avy :D

[droidguy1119]

:grin: Thanks!

How about BOB! Bob is a good name.

[UnicornBlood3]

Bob is the name of the world. My evil little snakey needs a unique name ;)

[droidguy1119]

Fine, then. Shanandularba! :p

[UnicornBlood3]

But..but..I can't pronounce that! :p

[todd philip]

how about donald

[droidguy1119]

Sha-nan-du-lar-ba. Simple. :p

[UnicornBlood3]

No no no! Not evil enough ;)

[droidguy1119]

Sha-nan-du-lar-ba-I-am-evil-bwa-ha-ha-ha

Better? :p

[UnicornBlood3]

Heh bwahaha to you too ;)

we must think of a name so that he will be the evilest snake of all :hehe:

[droidguy1119]

Bill: The Evilest Snake Of All.

[UnicornBlood3]

Bah he shall have no name for now :p

[droidguy1119]

Darth Snake.

Keyzer Snake.

Hannibal Snake.

[UnicornBlood3]

Bah your fired :p ;)

[droidguy1119]

Scarsnake.

[UnicornBlood3]

Still fired

[droidguy1119]

TPS Report Snake

[UnicornBlood3]

Definitly fired :p

[droidguy1119]

Evilest. Evilest ever...

UnicornBlood Snake. :twisted:

[UnicornBlood3]

:hehe:



...still fired...

[droidguy1119]

Well, drat. No breakfast then. And I'm afraid there goes your free drink card.

*takes Uni's card, floats into the rafters* :hehe:

[UnicornBlood3]

*cries*

:(

[droidguy1119]

*throws M&Ms from rafters*

:( Aw don't cry

*drops card back on Uni's head*

[UnicornBlood3]

:)

*takes card back*

*gets a drink*

[droidguy1119]

I think that was fake crying. You were just trying to make me feel bad. :p

*throws more M&Ms*

[UnicornBlood3]

Works everytime :p

I shall name him Poison. :twisted:

*throws M&Ms back up at Droid*

;)

[todd philip]

Poison boooo

name him larry

[UnicornBlood3]

No no no Larry!

[LuCM]

*enters and gets a shot of liquid cocaine*

...whew!......i hate snakes.

[G-Matrix]

*enters and ask for a drink*

hey don't do spice!!!

[droidguy1119]

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

[UnicornBlood3]

Definitly not Larry then :p

[droidguy1119]

*throws an M&M at Poison*

:hehe:

*floats away*

[UnicornBlood3]

*Poison hisses at droid*

Down snakey he was only poking fun...

*throws a rock at droid*

[droidguy1119]

*catches rock, floats in an orbit around Poison's head*

Hey. Rock throwing is not an appropriate response for "poking fun". :p

[UnicornBlood3]

I didnt say I was poking fun now did I :p

Evilest of them all ;)

[droidguy1119]

*throws another M&M at Poison, floats away* :p

[UnicornBlood3]

*tackles droid*

[droidguy1119]

*waves from out of Uni's reach* :D

[Brock Landers]

MR. ROBOTO!

[droidguy1119]

Hey, Brock! Two more posts...:)

[UnicornBlood3]

Are we dancing? :p

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
Hey, Brock! Two more posts...:)

What do you mean....2 more? ;)

[LordofKings]

hey brock, uni, droidguy, since you all seem to be here, the war in the sw universe started a few days ago, and only like two jedi's are posting (jedithewhite and g-matrix), its like the SUCKERS AND WARGS (OFFICIAL BATTLE PELINNOR FIELDS) THREAD in the LOTR forum. The POSTS go in the SW UNIVERSE THREAD and the RULES are on PAGE 85 (near the bottom) in the SW UNIVERSE THREAD...just trying to get more people involved...

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
Are we dancing? :p

Yes, dance with me foxy lady!

[droidguy1119]

Me? You? Maybe.

*poke* :D

[droidguy1119]

Oh, damn. Brock...out from under my nose. ;)

*floats up into rafters*

[UnicornBlood3]

Originally posted by Brock Landers
Yes, dance with me foxy lady!

*dances with Brock* ;)

I will save you a dance Droid :p

[redman]

*looks around*

kewl....dancin!

[UnicornBlood3]

Originally posted by LordofKings
hey brock, uni, droidguy, since you all seem to be here, the war in the sw universe started a few days ago, and only like two jedi's are posting (jedithewhite and g-matrix), its like the SUCKERS AND WARGS (OFFICIAL BATTLE PELINNOR FIELDS) THREAD in the LOTR forum. The POSTS go in the SW UNIVERSE THREAD and the RULES are on PAGE 85 (near the bottom) in the SW UNIVERSE THREAD...just trying to get more people involved...

Make love not war :p

[redman]

*dances like a damn legend*

i can feel the rythym

[LordofKings]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
Make love not war :p

yeah but we need more people to post...but whatever...can i get a blue milk someone?

[UnicornBlood3]

*pets Poison*

Still mad about earlier LoK ;)

Go redman! :D

[LordofKings]

no of course im not mad...what would i be mad about? but the war would be so much better if as many people who did the suckers thing in the LOTR forum posted (right now theres only like 6 people who post, and only 2 jedi)

[redman]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
*pets Poison*

Still mad about earlier LoK ;)

Go redman! :D

thankyou, thankyou.

dancing's in my blood. :D

[UnicornBlood3]

Your blood is also very tasty..

*looks at redman*

*shakes head*

Hmm nevermind..I said nothing

[redman]

i know my bloods very tasty. cause u took half of it.
:D

[UnicornBlood3]

:hehe:

It wasnt nearly that much...Or at least it did not seem like it ;)

[redman]

believe me. u took a lot.

*rubs bite mark*

[UnicornBlood3]

Aww I'm sorry :p

*kisses mark*

All better ;)

[redman]

i think that did the trick;)

i thought u were going to take more blood there for a second. but i was wrong

[UnicornBlood3]

Course not ;)

[redman]

ah u never know what a vamp will do when she gets close to a blood source;)

[UnicornBlood3]

:p

Well I'm going to be off. Bye all!

*exits*

[redman]

cya

[droidguy1119]

*snores*

[Brock Landers]

**Watches the "Girl Next door" trailer**

Elisha Cuthbert, thank you for being born! :D

[syxtfour]

War, eh? Hmm...

-puts on a helmet-

Alright folks, there's a new special: war vets get complimentary drinks and meals. Order up!

[G-Matrix]

*enters , look around and scratch his head*

what is happening here?

[droidguy1119]

*floats around serving apple pie*

[UnicornBlood3]

*enters*

No droid I am not suprised to see you..you are always here :p

[Andrey83]

*enters*

Ahrg, uni! what has happend to your avatar now? ;)

[UnicornBlood3]

You're always putting my avatars down :(

[droidguy1119]

Your avatars are great, Uni. :D

[UnicornBlood3]

Aww thanks Droid :grin:

[droidguy1119]

You're welcome :)

[LuCM]

*enters with a bag of nachos*
*crunch crunch*
What's ...*crunch*..new in here?
*orders a beer*

[UnicornBlood3]

*waves*
Hello :)

[LuCM]

last time i was here you wouldn't drink...up for a shot now

[UnicornBlood3]

Sure ;)

[LuCM]

What will you be having? type A, B, AB. or O....ok that was a joke..seriously scotch on the rocks ok?

[UnicornBlood3]

No more joking for you :p

Whatever just long as its a drink

[droidguy1119]

*throws an M&M from somewhere in the cantina, hits Uni's table* :hehe:

[UnicornBlood3]

Always picking on me :p

*throws m&ms back at droid*

[droidguy1119]

*catches in mouth, eats* :D

[UnicornBlood3]

cheater :p

*dances around*

[G-Matrix]

*enters*

hello guys

[Darth Draven]

*enters and orders a pint of beer*

draven:what you dont sell beer

bartender: No we dont sell that stuff here

draven:Not even duff

bartender:No not even duff

draven: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

*Every turns round ans i slowly walkout*

[G-Matrix]

hey u should try blue milk with vodka

*ask for the drink and tastes it*

it is fabulous.....

[UnicornBlood3]

*pets her snake*

Thats not cool of you to leave Darth..

[G-Matrix]

not indeed..Cheers!!!!Uni

[droidguy1119]

*comes down looking very annoyed, gets a lot of drinks, heads to rafters, does not respond*

[UnicornBlood3]

*pulls Droid back down*

Whats wrong!

[syxtfour]

Whoa whoa whoa, which bartender did YOU talk to, Darth Draven? We carry, Duff, Duff Lite, Duff Dry, No-Carb Duff, Raspberry Duff, Green Duff, Miller, Coors, Samuel Adams, Heineken, Guiness, and all sorts of varieties of beer. Do not underestimate the bar I run, bucko.

Now, what'll it be?

[Andrey83]

*enters*

BLue milk please!

[G-Matrix]

*enters*

Same as andrey

[droidguy1119]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
*pulls Droid back down*

Whats wrong!

Never mind, it got better. :D

[G-Matrix]

*ask for another*

this time put some more vodka on it

[UnicornBlood3]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
Never mind, it got better. :D

Good :)

[Andrey83]

*enters*

Hey Uni! How are you today?

Ah, blue milk ;)

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Andrey :)

I'm good and you?

[droidguy1119]

*throws peanuts at Uni and Andrey*

[Andrey83]

I'm great! Feel so good! :)

*throws a chair over to uni and sits down with her*

ah, better ;)

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey watch where you are throwing those chairs ;)

[Andrey83]

ey, I have controll :)

Trust in my skills :p

[UnicornBlood3]

Haha..

*dances around*

[droidguy1119]

*poke*

:)

*dances with Uni*

[UnicornBlood3]

HEY!

*pokes back*

*continues dancing* :)

[redman]

*sleep walks*

[Tornado]

*enters*

*takes a piece of paper and writes down his safe combination, so that now all you have to do is put it in and you can get a NE drink*

*sets it on the bar counter*

*takes another piece of paper and writes something on it, and pins it to the wall*

It Reads - John Winters was here . . .

[Andrey83]

*enters*

*walks over to the wall and starts reading notes*

hmmmm...?

*walks over to the bar and gets a drink*

*grabs a piece of paper and writes on it, then pins it on the wall next to the other notes*

it reads: Tornado, stop putting up strange notes on the wall ;)

[droidguy1119]

*floats around the rafters*

[Andrey83]

hey droid! You are floating around as usual :)

[droidguy1119]

Yes. I am.

[Andrey83]

You are a strange man indeed droid ;)

*grabs a drink*

[droidguy1119]

Strange? No, what's strange is where you got those coconuts. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[Andrey83]

Coconuts. Dont you know? i have trees in my garden! :)

Here, take some

*hands droid 3 coconuts*

[droidguy1119]

*mumbles something about African swallows, floats away*

[Andrey83]

*looks at droid, shakes head*

*sips drink*

[droidguy1119]

A witch!

[Andrey83]

??? Droid, are you ok? :)

Somebody call a doc!!!

[UnicornBlood3]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
A witch!

*enters*

I am not a witch! :D

[droidguy1119]

You look like one! :p

[UnicornBlood3]

:(

[droidguy1119]

:( No...it's a quote...you're supposed to respond: "They dressed me up like this!"

And I'm supposed to go "Well, we did do the nose. And the hat. But you're a witch!"

:p ;) :D

[UnicornBlood3]

You are crazy! :p

[droidguy1119]

Oh, come on...haven't you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

[UnicornBlood3]

No I was an isolated child :p

[droidguy1119]

:eek:

*picks up Uni and runs her to a video store*

[UnicornBlood3]

Yep..totally insane..:p

[Boro]

[as] is fighting stereotypes against witches. that they dont all have pointy hats and flying monkeys with fez caps. but apparently they all do deserve to burn

[UnicornBlood3]

Oh so now you want to burn me :(

:p

[Boro]

i dont. but adult swim does. so watch out :alien:

[UnicornBlood3]

*cries*

No one loves me :(

[jbailey84]

*enters and orders a drink at the bar*

[Boro]

to be a ringbearer, is to be alone. this is l/ the ring of witchhunting, and i am its keeper :p

[Boro]

*notices tornados note*

*takes it down*

*changes the combination to the safe full of NE drinks*

now i have all the NE drinks.

[UnicornBlood3]

*hits boromir with her bat*

:mad:

[jbailey84]

oh! i better watch out

*moves somewhere safe with drink in his hand*

[UnicornBlood3]

I wont hurt you..not unless you need it :p

[jbailey84]

heheh no i don't need. after seeing boromir get hit with your bat, yikes!

[UnicornBlood3]

Damn..I like violence...you ruined my fun

*sulks in a corner*

[jbailey84]

oh i'm sorry...can i buy you a drink? you wanna hit me with your bat to make you happy?

[redman]

*trips over while sleepwalking*

ouch!

[jbailey84]

*finishes drink and leaves*

sorry uni

[Andrey83]

*enters for a quick drink*

*drinks too fast, and passes out on the floor*

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey redman :)

*laughs at Andrey*