The Star Wars board Cantina!

[Andrey83]

Hey LoK. Hows life in the dark? :)

[LordofKings]

cool, you know what your studing???

[LordofKings]

hey andrey, life in the dark is lonely...

[LordofKings]

i must be leaving...nice talking with you Uni, always a pleasure...bye...

[UnicornBlood3]

Thats what you get for being evil!! Bye :)

Hey Andrey!

[UnicornBlood3]

Notices that no one is here.
Bah well Bye to no one!

*exits*

[Tornado]

*enters*

*goes to the back, opens up the safe using his secret 92 digit number*

*pulls out one of his crisp, cold neverending drinks*

*sits at a booth*

Hello all! How is everyone?

[UnicornBlood3]

*comes back in from sensing the never-ending drinks*

*grabs a drink and sits down*

*drinks..and drinks...and drinks...*

[Tornado]

How did you get a neverending drink? I never gave one from my safe . . .

*grabs one from his safe and returns*

Now I'm giving you one from my safe . . . ;)

[UnicornBlood3]

Hmm guess I took yours! ;)

[Tornado]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
Hmm guess I took yours! ;)

*looks at his drink, it's not there*

Hmmm, I guess you did . . . ;)

*takes a sip from HIS neverending drink*

[redman]

*enters*

damn its hot outside!

what are the best drinks u got here?

[UnicornBlood3]

Neverending ones!

*drinks..drinks..drinks..*

[Tornado]

*goes to his safe and enters in his secret code, grabs a neverending drink (I have a neverending supply of them;)), and hands one to redman*

[UnicornBlood3]

neverending neverending lalala

[Tornado]

You're pretty drunk Uni, perhaps you should go home before somebody tries to take advantage of you . . .

*as he's saying this, he moves closer to Uni*

[UnicornBlood3]

*smacks Tornado*

*giggles*

*drinks more*

[Tornado]

*shrugs off the slap*

I was only kidding . . .

*as he says this he moves closer to Uni*

[UnicornBlood3]

*smacks him again*

*giggles again*

*leviatates him up into the air since Sock-Man is not here to do it do*

*giggles and drops him*

[Tornado]

*levitates back up before he hits the ground*

*levitates back into the booth with Uni*

So how was your day today Uni?

[UnicornBlood3]

*laughs because Tornado thinks hes one smooth guy*

It was alright...yours?

*drinks*

[Brock Landers]

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP! I'm Rick James, *****!

[Tornado]

I don't think I'm one smooth guy . . .






I know I'm one smooth guy . . . ;)

*takes a drink*

[Tornado]

Originally posted by Brock Landers
What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP! I'm Rick James, *****!

I saw that, that was pretty funny . . .

*slaps Brock back*

[UnicornBlood3]

*mumbles under her breath*
...cocky evil bastard...

;)

*wonders how much she has to drink before this glass will empty*

[Tornado]

You know it . . .;)

[UnicornBlood3]

*starts singing to herself*

[Tornado]

*joins Uni in singing*

[UnicornBlood3]

Well I must be leaving!

Bye!

*stumbles out the door singing at the top of her lungs*

[Tornado]

So long Uni!

[Andrey83]

*enters*

*a strange silence hangs over the bar*

*senses a disturbance in the force*

*Grabs a blue milk and starts drinking*

[droidguy1119]

*barrel in the corner shifts, slides to another corner*

[awakened]

*takes a couple shots and advises everyone not to eat the bar's mixed nuts*

[UnicornBlood3]

*enters*

[Sock-Man]

<| Enters |>

Hi Uni, if you're still there

Hmm... what to have. I think I'll be a bit adventurous. How about some... green milk.

<| Sits down with drink |>

[droidguy1119]

*barrel rattles*

[Sock-Man]

<| Looks over in direction of noise |>

What the.. oh. Probably just a womp rat...

<| Goes back to drink |>

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Sock-Man :)

*lifts up barrel*

What the hell are you doing in there Droid! :p

[Sock-Man]

Oh so that's what the noise was...

He lives here remember. Gotta have somewhere to sleep.

[UnicornBlood3]

Yeah but you know that's got to be unconfortable!

[Andrey83]

Hello peps!

*grabs blue milk from the bar*

ah, what tha heck

*buys a round on all in the cantina*

There you go!

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Andrey!

Ohh free drinks :)

*grabs a death stick*

[Sock-Man]

<| Takes a drink. And a death stick |>

Ahh... it's like heaven on Tatooine...

[UnicornBlood3]

*gets another death stick*

*runs over to Tornado's fault and tries to break into it to get to the neverending drinks*

[Sock-Man]

You'll never get in there...

[UnicornBlood3]

Oh but I might...

*takes out lightsaber and tries to cut into it*

*gets blasted and blown across the room*

*passes out*

[LordofKings]

*enters*

*see Uni on the floor, helps her up and places her in a booth*

[Sock-Man]

Look at LoK the hero...

<| Points and laughs at Uni |>

I won't say I told you so...

[LordofKings]

Thanks, Sock-Man, its about damn time someone recognized me for all the times i have saved and helped UNi out...lol

[UnicornBlood3]

*wakes up*

*slaps LoK*

*kicks Sock-Man*

*goes and gets another death stick*

Told me what so Sock-Man??

[Sock-Man]

Ow what the hell was that for?

I told you that you couldn't get into the beer supply but you tried anyway... I told you so.

<| Moves out of the way to avoid another kick |>

[UnicornBlood3]

*levitates Sock-Man and makes him fly around the room*

*giggles*

*gets another drink*

[LordofKings]

*uses the force to kncok Uni back down where she was*

I dont think i deserved that slap...

[UnicornBlood3]

HEY! Fine!

*drops Sock-Man*

*goes and pouts in a corner..with her drinks*

[Sock-Man]

WEEEEEEEE !!!

[LordofKings]

You started it...I FINISHED IT!

lol, i still love you, m'lady...

[Sock-Man]

<| Falls to the ground |>

Lol. You've got a funny way of showing it LoK...

[UnicornBlood3]

*gives Sock-Man and LoK death looks*

*levitates Sock-Man and throws him into LoK*

*laughs*

*gets another drink*

[Sock-Man]

Oww!! Will you stop with the levitating already. I'm starting to feel sick.

<| Knocks Uni's drink out of her hands with the force |>

[UnicornBlood3]

*sees her drink gone*

*tries to stomp into the corner but falls because she's tipsy*

[LordofKings]

*uses the force to pour blue milk over Uni's head*

[Sock-Man]

<| Levitates the semi-drunk Uni and sits her down gently on LoK's lap |>

There you go LoK :D

I could have fun with this levitating malarkey...

[LordofKings]

thanks, Sock-Man. Your a real pal.

Don't worry Uni, i don't care how drunk you are, i will not take advantage of you...

[UnicornBlood3]

*gets up*
:(
*stomps out*

[LordofKings]

*sock-man, i think you made her mad...*

[Sock-Man]

Uhoh...

[LordofKings]

*uses the force to pull Uni back in*

*levitates Uni and passes her to sock-man*

[Sock-Man]

I don't think she's gonna like that...

[LordofKings]

lol

[Sock-Man]

Hey, don't get me into more trouble!

<| uses the force to gently lift her off and sit her down on a chair |>

[LordofKings]

*uses to force to give Uni an ale from the Green Dragon*

that should cheer you up

[UnicornBlood3]

:(

*goes and sits in a corner*

[LordofKings]

EDIT:

[Sock-Man]

I'm sorry Uni...

[LordofKings]

me too...

[UnicornBlood3]

*moves a little bit closer to LoK and Sock-Man*

*gets a new drink*

[Sock-Man]

we're both VERY sorry Uni...

[LordofKings]

VERY...

[UnicornBlood3]

:)

*goes and sits with them BUT watching them very closely* ;)

[LordofKings]

so, any food to eat here...wheres the bartender...

[Sock-Man]

Yay :)

...there's no need to look at us like that you know...;)

[Sock-Man]

Bartenders never here. So I guess you can just help yourself,

[UnicornBlood3]

Well I have a reason to look at LoK like that..He's evil ya know! ;)

And you..you have a funny look about you!

:p

[Sock-Man]

It's my big round head and bulging eyeball isn't it...

[UnicornBlood3]

That might be it....

;)

[LordofKings]

evil????who me?????

[Sock-Man]

Yes... yes you are...

<| Watches him suspiciously with oversized, bulging eyeball..|>

[UnicornBlood3]

*giggles at Sock-Man*

*has another death stick*

[Sock-Man]

You take to many of those death sticks. It's going to cause you serious medical problems in the future you know...

[UnicornBlood3]

Bah to the future!

*drinks another one with a smirk on her face*

[Sock-Man]

Got to go now.
Bye Uni :)

LoK, don't upset her again... she doesn't deserve it... ;)

Bye

<|Hops onto his mechanical pelican and flies off into the distance...|>

[UnicornBlood3]

*waves*

Bye Sock-Man

[droidguy1119]

*from inside barrel in corner*

You guys...

[G-Matrix]

hello guys!!!

[UnicornBlood3]

*downs a few more death sticks*

*hears a voice and turns around to see no one*

NO NO NO! ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

*puts her hands on her head and starts shaking her head back and forth*

[droidguy1119]

*climbs out of barrel impeccably dressed and groomed*

Hello, Uni. You know, those death sticks are a bad habit.

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Droid...ahh another bad habit to add to my list

[droidguy1119]

Yes, well, most habits I can tolerate but death sticks are a menace.

:nono:

Let me buy you endless rounds of alcohol instead. :grin:

[UnicornBlood3]

Yah! I tried to get some earlier but got blown across the room from trying into break Tornado's safe :(

[droidguy1119]

*uses the Force to unlock Tornado's safe and get whatever it was Uni wanted inside*

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey thats not fair!

*sees the neverending drinks and forgets all about it*

*runs towards safe grabs a drink and sits down*

:hehe:

[droidguy1119]

*gets a drink for himself*

[UnicornBlood3]

*stumbles into a corner and passes out*

[redman]

*continues to drink the neverending drink he got yesterday*

damn, thats value for money!

[UnicornBlood3]

*wakes up and looks at her neverending drink*

neverending, neverending lalala...

*passes back out*

[redman]

*heckles uni while she's passed out*

[UnicornBlood3]

*kicks redman in her sleep*

GET AWAY!

[redman]

ouchies!

*continues to heckle Uni from a safe distance*

[UnicornBlood3]

*wakes up*

*uses force to throw redman against the wall*

:twisted:

*walks over to where her drink is humming to herself*

[redman]

*rubs head. uses force to push Uni's neverending drink onto the floor*

i think u've had enough......

[UnicornBlood3]

*blocks redmans attempt to spill her drink*

I'm one of the top Jedi Masters buddy! :twisted:

I would not be drinking now if you had not been bugging me!

[LordofKings]

poor Uni, she's had a rough day in the Cantina. It can be rough in here...

[UnicornBlood3]

Yeah yall all abuse poor little Uni! :(

[redman]

indeed....this place is a hive of scum and villany.

and Uni can be one angry drunk.

[UnicornBlood3]

I AM NOT DRUNK!

*falls down*

[LordofKings]

yea, i've been slapped by her countless times, though i always get her back.

[UnicornBlood3]

*mumbles from the floor*
You usually deserve it!

[redman]

*sits over at a booth with han solo and chewy*

[UnicornBlood3]

*exits*

[syxtfour]

Hey hey hey, what did I say about neverending drinks? Droids, remove that safe.

-two large droids pick up the safe and take it to the back-

Tornado, you can pick that up on your way out.
Anyhoo, I was gone trying to purchase some service droids from a local trader. In the event that I'm gone for prolonged amounts of time, (like yesterday) simply call for a service droid to assist you. They are more than capable to serve you drinks, food, and deathsticks. How did I pay for this? Well, lets just say a lot of money happens to come loose when people keep flinging other people around with the Force.

And no one's answered my trivia question: In Star Wars KOTOR, what was the name of the cantina on Korriban? HINT: It really does have a name.

[2_much_popcorn1]

*enters*

can someone whip me a drink?

[droidguy1119]

What did you do to Uni?! :(

[LuCM]

*enters and orders a cold one then pulls out a book and starts to read*

[UnicornBlood3]

*enters*

[Sock-Man]

<| Enters, gets a drink and sits next to Uni |>

Hi. How are you?

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Sock-man!

I'm alright. You?

[Andrey83]

Hey Uni! You've become resident here at the Cantina I see :)

[Sock-Man]

Hmm... stressed. But good anyway.

<| Drinks heavily and sighs |>

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Andrey! Heh I like it here :)

*pats sock-man on the back*

There there ;)

[Sock-Man]

I'm not surprised you like it here. Neverending beer supply, death sticks, the atmosphere, the range of wondeful characters, the fights, me... ;)

[UnicornBlood3]

Ha you know it! ;)

[UnicornBlood3]

*plots to break into Tornado's vault*

[Sock-Man]

You go ahead. Your last attempt was... amusing :D

[UnicornBlood3]

hahaha yeah laugh it up!

I'm going to -plot- this time!

*continues plot*

[Sock-Man]

<| Watches Uni plot |>

[UnicornBlood3]

ahh damnit!

*gives up*

[droidguy1119]

You stopped plotting!

I dunno. I just got in here.

[UnicornBlood3]

Yes..It was too much thinking!

:(

[droidguy1119]

How about alcohol? A white Nubian? :D

That shouldn't be too much thinking.

*buys Uni something to drink*

[UnicornBlood3]

*takes drink*

:D Thanks

[LuCM]

*walks in sits down at bar*
*droid brings over a beer*

i need something stronger....

*droid pulls out black label bottle*

that'll do it

[todd philip]

blue milk please

[syxtfour]

One blue milk comin' up.

And no need to plot to crack the safe. Its in the back room being sat on by a generally unpleasant droid with a large gun.

Which reminds me, check your lightsabers at the door. The Force is one thing, but the last thing I need is to pick up limbs off the floor.

[redman]

*wakes up*

ehhh....nobody here

*snuggles up in the corner of the cantina*.

[syxtfour]

Hmm, that is a little odd. Usually there's 5 pages of posts in between my posts. I guess people are running out of credits to go to (or live in) the cantina.

Oh well -starts cleaning glasses-

[LordofKings]

*enters*

[The Moose]

*enters*

what is there to drink on this day?

[Andrey83]

*enters*

*turns on tv and looks at a fight http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/gewalt/lsvader.gif

[droidguy1119]

*watches the fight from the back*

You know I've been in here for almost two weeks? This rocks.

[Brock Landers]

**Brock drinks a soda, and freezes it....he is now the Ice-man like character in the X-Men forum

[syxtfour]

-continues to clean glasses and watches the fight-

[UnicornBlood3]

*enters*

*sits down at the bar*

[Andrey83]

*enters*

Hey Uni!

*goes over to the bar and buys uni a blue milk*

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Andrey!

*takes drink*

Thanks :)

[Tornado]

*enters*

*sits at an empty booth with his saber at his side*

[UnicornBlood3]

*pulls Tornado over to the bar with her and Andrey*

No loners :p

[Tornado]

*moves back over to the other booth*

I need to be alone right now . . .

[Andrey83]

*grabs tornado again, lifting him up, and puts him between me and Uni*

There, no loners we said :)

[UnicornBlood3]

You be careful he seems grumpy! lol

[Tornado]

*goes back to empty booth*

Leave me alone . . .

[Andrey83]

*Goes over to tornado*

Dont let your personal feelings get in the way. Sits down. Now talk to me. Whats wrong?

[Tornado]

I don't want to talk about it, I just want to be left alone, this is your last warning, don't make me do something drastic . . .

*he moves his robes to show his saber*

[UnicornBlood3]

*looks around to see Tornado threatning Andrey*

Ha..big tough guy..

*turns back around and gets another drink*

[Andrey83]

Bah, if that is how you want to play, then fine.

*looks on the saber*

Ohhhh ;)

*walks away over to the bar, and takes another drink with uni*

whats wrong with him today?

[Tornado]

*goes back to being by himself*

Thank you Andrey, I will get over it in time, but I do not need or want anyone's help . . .

[UnicornBlood3]

*rolls her eyes*

*gets another drink*

[Andrey83]

No hard feelings

*grabs another blue milk from the bar*

Oh, almost forgot,

*grabs another one to uni*

Here! ;)

[Andrey83]

Oh, now you have 2 drinks uni :)

[UnicornBlood3]

That's fine with me ;)

[Andrey83]

On second though, i gotto go. See you later Uni!

*nicks his head goodbye to tornado*

[UnicornBlood3]

Bye Andrey!

[Tornado]

*nods towards Andrey as he walks out the door*

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Tornado where are those neverending drinks? ;)

[Tornado]

*awakes from deep sleep*

*runs in back to his safe, puts in his 80 digit secret password, grabs 2 neverending drinks*

*hands one to Uni*

*takes one for himself*

Here you go. Now go and drink yourself stupid . . .;)

[Sock-Man]

*Enters*

*Sits down at bar*

Hey Uni, Tornado

Could you fix me up with one o' those neverending drinks, I could really use on of those right now..

[UnicornBlood3]

*takes drink*

Thanks ;)

Drink myself stupid?? Never..:hehe:

[Tornado]

Sure not a problem . . .

*runs to his safe, opens it up with the password, takes one out*

*passes it to Sock-Man*

There you go, enjoy . . .

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Sock!

*takes drink*

[Sock-Man]

Cheers everyone

*Drinks non-stop from beer glass, not taking time to breathe*

[Tornado]

Well I must be leaving, that is the end of the neverending drinks for tonight, but at least the 2 of you won't run out . . .

Farewell . . .

*exits*

[Sock-Man]

Bye Tornado

*Takes out a packet of deathsticks*
Want some Uni?

[syxtfour]

Bah, darn emperors and their stupid force powers. I try to ban neverending drinks so we can turn a profit, and what happens? Neverending drinks still flow like water. Well fine, just fine. But when Brock comes screaming at me wanting to know why the hell I have 42 gallons of surplus blue milk behind the bar, I'm pointing in your direction, Tornado. He can take it up with you.

[Boro]

i'm wanted on twelve systems!

[LordofKings]

ill take a blue milk...

[syxtfour]

Here, have a gallon.

-gives LOK a jug of blue milk-

[UnicornBlood3]

*keeps drinking her neverending drink*

:p

[LordofKings]

a galloon, that'll last me for a while.

[UnicornBlood3]

Not as long as mine i bet! ;)

[LordofKings]

lol, hello Uni, didn't see you there...

[UnicornBlood3]

*waves*
I'm sneaky..;)

[The Moose]

*enters*

hello

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Moose!

*keeps drinking*

[The Moose]

what is there to drink in here?

[LordofKings]

blue milk, thats about all i know, uni has some neveending drink

[UnicornBlood3]

Yes but its mine!

*drinks...drinks..drinks some more*

[The Moose]

i'll try some blue milk, if there's any going

[UnicornBlood3]

Bah blue milk is no fun :p

[The Moose]

what is somethign fun to drink then uni?

[UnicornBlood3]

The neverending drinks...

*falls off chair*

[The Moose]

ooh, they sound cool. can i have one?

[UnicornBlood3]

*pulls herself back up*

They are in Tornado's vault...

*giggles*

[The Moose]

hmmm. would that mean that i have to wait for Tornado to come until i can get one of them?

[UnicornBlood3]

Hmm..
*Sees that Sock-Man left his*
There take his..
*starts humming to herself wondering where LoK went*

[The Moose]

are ya gonna give me sock man's everlasting drink?

[LordofKings]

sorry Uni...did you miss me?

[UnicornBlood3]

You know it! ;)

*hands Moose the drink*

[LordofKings]

i missed you too, i was writing something...sorry i was away.

How is your night going???

[UnicornBlood3]

It's going alright..yours?

[LordofKings]

ok, i guess, kind of tired now, so i must exit

*bows*

BYe.

[The Moose]

bye LoK. *sips everlasting drink*

[UnicornBlood3]

Bye!

Sip? No no you got to down the neverending drink!

I'm determined to make them end...

[The Moose]

*tries to down the neverending drink*

[UnicornBlood3]

*laughs at Moose's attepmt to try*

Well I must be off! Bye!

*stumbles out the door*

[Boro]

*sits down next to moose* so, do you wanna buy some deathsticks?

[The Moose]

you don't want to sell me deathsticks

[Boro]

o but i do. i need a drink first. *orders a never ending drink* takes a swig. so, do you want to race?

[Andrey83]

*enters*

*grabs a blue milk from the bar and sits down in the corner*

[syxtfour]

Don't forget the Cantina specialty: a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster! I beleive Droidguy can explain the inner workings of that drink, and probably rattle off a few places where they'll rehabilitate you afterwards.

And STILL no one has answered my trivia question: In Star Wars KOTOR, what's the name of the cantina on Korriban?
Twelve Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters to whoever can answer correctly!

[UnicornBlood3]

Oh I want one of those! ;)

[LordofKings]

ill take one of those drinks as well

[UnicornBlood3]

He's not sharing :(

[LordofKings]

I guess ill have to get another ale from the green dragon...

[syxtfour]

Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters comin' up! And remember, if I'm not around, my service droids can assist you with food and drinks.

Here ya go, drink up. Just remember that this drink is equal to smashing your brains out with a gold brick wrapped in a lemon-soaked napkin (or something like that), so drink slowly.

[UnicornBlood3]

Uh huh yeah sure...

*takes drink and drains the glass*

[droidguy1119]

*falls from rafters, lands on Uni's table*

[UnicornBlood3]

*sees droid*

HEY DROID! I missed ya! :)

*gets another Pan Galactic thing*

*drains it*

Whoa you should have one of these!

[LordofKings]

Your a drunk, Uni, but i love that in a women...

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey I am not a drunk!

Droid is a drunk! :p

*gets another one and has to grip on to the table to stop the spinning*

[droidguy1119]

I have one of these all the time...

*rolls off table*

[UnicornBlood3]

*laughs at Droid for falling*

Get up!

*giggles*

[droidguy1119]

*gets up*

Urgh...need...something...

*falls off bench*

[UnicornBlood3]

*looks over side of table to see if Droid is alright*

*falls down beside him*

*giggles*

Hey there!

[droidguy1119]

Hello.

*pokes Uni in the forehead*

You...look like...you could use a drink...:grin:

[UnicornBlood3]

*pokes Droid back*

I cant get back up..I think we are stuck here

[redman]

*wakes up*

ahhhh......3 days of sleep can do wonders.

[UnicornBlood3]

*yells from the floor*

REDMAN! hey!!!

[redman]

hey uni.

u look like ur in a dilly-of-a-pickle there.

[UnicornBlood3]

*giggles*

A what of a what!

[droidguy1119]

*tickles Uni*

[redman]

its a Ned Flandersism.

i think it means that ur in trouble. i could be wrong.

*helps uni up from the floor*

[UnicornBlood3]

*screams*

Hey dont tickle me!!!

Thanks redman!

*sits back down*

*gets another drink*

[Tornado]

*enters*

*gets one of his neverending drinks from his safe and then goes and sits down at Uni's table*

How are you today Uni?

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey Tornado!

I'm just fine!

*feels someone tickling her*

Droid stop touching my leg and get up!!

[redman]

oh yeah i forgot.....i have a neverending drink. kewl!

[Tornado]

How did you get a neverending drink redman?

[redman]

i can remember someone gave me one last week. i think it was u tornado. i could be wrong.

[UnicornBlood3]

Hey! I want a neverending drink!

[redman]

i thought i lot of the ppl in the cantina had a neverending drink?

maybe its only the special ones:p :D

[spiderman_2k]

*Enters

[UnicornBlood3]

*waves*
Hey Spidey!