The Star Wars board Cantina!

[UnicornBlood3]

Everyone is shooting me! :(

Hey get out of droid's and my rafters!

[LordofKings]

*lits a match and starts to burn the Rafters*

You want'em...you can have'em....How do you like them...rare or well done?

[Boro]

*points to the orvil around boromir's and jame's neck*


the stn-j gave it to us. it protects us from vampires, witches, the force, and anything paranormal. also hodags are immune to fire!

[Boro]

*gets a hose and puts out the fires in the rafters*

there you go uni

[UnicornBlood3]

*kicks Lok in the balls*

[Boro]

i thought that said 'lick' at first

[LordofKings]

*shoots Uni with Force Lightning*

*uses force lightning to start the rafters back on fire*

*evil smile*

[LordofKings]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
i thought that said 'lick' at first

your thinking of what happened the night of the Reelies;)

[Boro]

you cant kill a vampire w/ force lightning! you need the right gear from the STN-J.

[UnicornBlood3]

*growls at lok* :evil:

Why are you being mean to me!

[Boro]

i missed the reelies...

wait... what?!

[LordofKings]

*goes and hugs Uni...you know i LUV YA HONEY...*

(nice innocent smile*

[UnicornBlood3]

Originally posted by LordofKings
your thinking of what happened the night of the Reelies;)

And then I woke you up from your dream. ;)

[Boro]

deepthroat the night of the reelies?

[UnicornBlood3]

*pushes Lok away*

Oh no you don't..

[LordofKings]

What? Im trying to be nice here. Can't i get a break...*starts to cry* After all we have been through....

[UnicornBlood3]

No no no no crying that is not allowed...

[LordofKings]

*crys waiting for Uni to make up with him*

[Brock Landers]

http://www.truthorfiction.com/images/camels1.jpg

[UnicornBlood3]

What the hell is that!

[LordofKings]

*nightmares*

I HATE YOU BROCK.............IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UnicornBlood3]

*laughs*

Scared of it Lok :p

[Brock Landers]

Originally posted by UnicornBlood3
What the hell is that!

Camel spider.

[LordofKings]

ITS A SPIDER....I HATE SPIDERS...

*checks around his feet*

[UnicornBlood3]

Big bad emperor is scared of a spider!

:hehe:

[Brock Landers]

Camel Spiders are ****ing creepy. They're only in Iraq/Kuwait/Iran, they can get as long as half of your arm. They can run as fast as 15 miles an hour.....

[LordofKings]

BROCK...STOP THIS MADNESS NOW BEFORE I FRY YOUR ASS.....

I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UnicornBlood3]

*throws a spider at Lok*

[Boro]

wtf! those things are creepy!

damnit brock you sick bastard!

those are going to give me nightmares!


agh!

luckily james eats those for breakfast

[Boro]

*james eats all the spiders*

[UnicornBlood3]

James should eat squirrels.

[Boro]

o he does.

[LordofKings]

*unfortunitly James is going to die*

*jumps on James and squahses him!*

[UnicornBlood3]

Aww good doggie!

*throws James a pack of m&ms*

[Boro]

you cant squash a hodag! they are tanks!

[Boro]

*james eats the M&M's and growls at lok*

[LordofKings]

I can do as i please.

*continues to sit on James*

I thought he was a DOG?

[UnicornBlood3]

You can't do anything and everything you want Lok...;)

[Boro]

we just tell him that so he fits in better.
he gets picked on in school.


this is james:

http://www.cheapchange.com/Tubes/hodag.jpg
but we say he's a dog because he is self concious about his hodagness.

[Boro]

he is kinda like that elephant from george of the jungle that thinks he's a dog. james thinks hes a dog. and the doctor says we should just let him

[LordofKings]

But i want to o what i please Uni....

your supposed to be on my side!

*throws M@M at Uni*

[UnicornBlood3]

But I am on nobody's side..

*catches m&m*

[LordofKings]

Your supposed to be on my side! Why do you think i kept throwing your dates threw the roof at the Reelies?

[UnicornBlood3]

Because you're a jealous evil emperor..:p

[LordofKings]

Evil...yes...Jealous...NOOOOOOOOO

[Boro]

i think you are jealous of james. you are always picking on him.

[LordofKings]

*kicks James*

He's too ugly for this place. (i helped build this joint)

[UnicornBlood3]

Oh you were jealous... especially of Tornado ;)

[Boro]

yeah, you were jealous of his high emperialness skills.
you are probly jealous of my mad form II fighting skills also.

[Boro]

*james bites lok in the foot and then sits down next to me*

[UnicornBlood3]

*pets James*

[Boro]

im out for the night, cya.

*takes james for a walk*

[UnicornBlood3]

Bye :)

[UnicornBlood3]

*floats up into rafters*

[LordofKings]

*floats up with Uni*

Uni...no one is here (winks)

[UnicornBlood3]

*kicks Lok out of rafters*

[UnicornBlood3]

*falls asleep*

[LordofKings]

*kicks Uni out the Rafters*

[UnicornBlood3]

Oww...

Was that really necessary?

[LordofKings]

No, but i liked it....

[UnicornBlood3]

Aw now that breaks my heart..

[LordofKings]

Peace......

*holds out hand*

[UnicornBlood3]

*takes hand*

[LordofKings]

Glad to have you back on my side.

Man, its 1:33 here now

lucky im on spring break

[UnicornBlood3]

I never said I was on your side...

[LordofKings]

Oh.......that hurts

[UnicornBlood3]

Aw doesnt mean I don't love ya

[LordofKings]

damn you type fast girl...

im so curious to see what you look like...you seem like a really cool chick....

[UnicornBlood3]

Well if my friend would ever send me my picture so I could put it on here I would..she's lazy..

Thanks :)

[LordofKings]

No problem...you seem to have a sense of humor...i like that in chicks....

[UnicornBlood3]

:D

Well I'm off to bed. Night.

*floats up to rafters*

[LordofKings]

Night...

[redman]

u guys have posted 3 pages in a day.............whores.:p

[UnicornBlood3]

*smacks red*

I am not!

[redman]

woops

edit....post whores

*rubs head*

[UnicornBlood3]

*yawns*

*floats down from rafters*

*grabs NE drink*

[redman]

*rolls around on the floor*

my backs killing me here.......

[UnicornBlood3]

*looks at red rolling on the floor*

Hey that looks like fun..

*rolls on the floor* :p

[redman]

*runs around in circles on the floor like homer simpson*

ooooo dizzy....

[Boro]

im getting ANOTHER cat today...

[redman]

what kind.....

[Boro]

an orange tabby cat. i got to name her tho. i decided to name her Orange.

[redman]

how creative of you.......

[UnicornBlood3]

:hehe:

[Boro]

what?

[UnicornBlood3]

*shakes head*

Nothing nothing.

Where's James?

[Boro]

he's sick, so i left him at home :(

[UnicornBlood3]

Aw what's wrong with him!

[Boro]

i dont no. he think he ate too many of those camel spiders :(

[UnicornBlood3]

Aww the poor thing.

[Boro]

he is sad too... probly because lok is so mean to him.. all he ever wanted were m&m's.

[UnicornBlood3]

Lok is only mean because he's a evil jealous emperor...;)

[LordofKings]

I resent that

*throws m@m's at Uni*

*leaves to look for JAMES*

[UnicornBlood3]

Aww it's a good thing!

*gives lok a hug*

So serious :p

[LordofKings]

*pushes Uni to the ground*

Now you want to HUG ME! What happened last night!

[UnicornBlood3]

:(

[G-Matrix]

lok I send u a pm

[LordofKings]

K....

[UnicornBlood3]

:(
*feels abused*

[G-Matrix]

*come here uni tries to hug her*

I send u a pm LOK...

[LordofKings]

yeah, i replied

[UnicornBlood3]

*pushes g-matrix away*

*goes and sits at table*

[LordofKings]

*pulls seat out from under uni*

[UnicornBlood3]

:(

*glares at lok*

*walks out*

[LordofKings]

Crybaby....:)

[UnicornBlood3]

Look who is talking!

*continues walking out*

[LordofKings]

throws m@m at uni

[UnicornBlood3]

Men are such babies

[droidguy1119]

Hey! :evil:

[UnicornBlood3]

See!

*stalks off to sit in corner*

[droidguy1119]

*follows Uni*

I'm only kidding. :)

[UnicornBlood3]

Everyone just abuses me :(

[Boro]

im soo hungry! all i've had was a toaster stroodle... and that was at 9 oclock! (its 4 20 right now)

[Boro]

i need foood!

[droidguy1119]

I would never abuse you.

*turns to bar*

AND NOBODY ELSE WOULD EITHER! :evil:

*turns back*

See? :D

[UnicornBlood3]

:( Really

*puppy eyes*

[droidguy1119]

Cheer up! :grin:

*dances on table*

[UnicornBlood3]

*smiles* :D

[droidguy1119]

Yaay!

*renews Uni's drink card*

Enjoy yourself! :D

[UnicornBlood3]

:grin:

Yah! *goes and gets a drink*

[redman]

*orders some bacon and eggs*

mmmmmm.......fattening.....

[UnicornBlood3]

Morning red :)

[redman]

good morning!

i have to go down the road for 1/2 an hour to pick us some coffee and croissants soon.....

u cant have a saturday without coffee and croissants

[UnicornBlood3]

red menace huh? :hehe:

[redman]

yeah.....just thought of it then and decided to put it in...........

[UnicornBlood3]

Hmm So did you have a good sleep?

[redman]

yeah.......only 5 hours but im feeling good..........

did u end up getting some z's?

u were a bit on the weiry side uself.......

[UnicornBlood3]

It's only 8:02 pm here..

Werid? Who me?

[redman]

no weiry (sp?)

as in tired

[UnicornBlood3]

Ah-ha

No I had just woken up then..

[redman]

ah-ha

*finishes the bacon and eggs*

toast please!

ill brb in 30 mins uni........

[UnicornBlood3]

Alright..

[redman]

im backkkkkkkkk...........

*orders a croissant and coffee*

*puts feet up*

ahhh..........

[droidguy1119]

*has some eggs, bacon and toast himself*

[Tornado]

*enters Cantina*

*sits at table and orders a blue milk*

[Boro]

hey tornado, hows it going?

[Tornado]

I'm pretty good boromir, how are you? I'm watching Goldeneye as I speak to you . . .

[Boro]

woah really? me too! i got the dvd

[Tornado]

So do I, that's absolute madness! And before, I just got done watching Revolutions, which is a fantastic film IMO . . .

[Boro]

this is f'ing nuts! i just finished watching revolutions too! and i ate a little ceasar's pizza!

[LordofKings]

*enters*

Wheres James???

I wanna beat him to death!

[Tornado]

OMG, I just had Little Caesars too, this is crazy . . .

*looks behind him like he's being spied on*

[Boro]

I SEE YOU!

http://img-fan.theonering.net/middleearthtours/images/eyeofsauron_decipher.jpg

you want james? huh? here is james for ya. james will kill you!
http://www.cheapchange.com/Tubes/hodag.jpg

[Tornado]

OK, let's put this to the test, what am I wearing?

[Boro]

a black sabish t-shirt!

[Tornado]

AHHHHHH, well it's red, but it's still Sabish, AHHHHHH . . .

(Sabish is a school in our town for all of you who didn't know)

[Boro]

*plays godfather theme on the computer*

[LordofKings]

*throws James out the window. Chases James down the street, with lightsaber in hand*

F**kin DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tornado]

Wow, I can almost hear that song boromir, this is sheer madness . . .

[Boro]

he is a hodag!

*boromir turns into revolver ocelot and guns down lok*

*james eats lok's remains*

[Boro]

its crazy! maybe i should watch the tales of symphonia trailer

[LordofKings]

*LOK reappears and blows up JAMES*

*blows BOROMIR'S head off with a SHOTGUN*

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
its crazy! maybe i should watch the tales of symphonia trailer

ARE YOU F***IN SERIOUS? I just got done watching that no more than 2 minutes ago . . .

[Boro]

the matrix has you lok. that gun isnt real.



hm... have you met orange yet tornado?

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
the matrix has you lok. that gun isnt real.



hm... have you met orange yet tornado?

Have I MET Orange? No, but I bet I can take a good guess at what it looks like. First off I'm sensing it's a cat, and that it has orange stripes . . .

[Boro]

it is orange, and has lighter orange stripes.

[Tornado]

Oh WOW, I'm right on the money tonight . . .

[Boro]

i just had to get up and let the dogs in :(

[Tornado]

Somewhere down deep, I knew that . . .

[Boro]

gosh there is this girl that wont shut up on aim!

[Tornado]

Yeah I know, same here, geez, so LOK, how's it goin?

[Boro]

gosh, the stupid rat is staring at me.

[LordofKings]

Good, and yourself Tornado? surprised, to see you

[Tornado]

Suprised . . . to see me? ;)

What's up with your icon boromir?

[Boro]

tornado is everywhere! he is right here next to me! he is in yourr house!

[Boro]

its a hodag! james the hodag!

the hodag has come!
be warned! or be eaten!

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
gosh, the stupid rat is staring at me.

Haha, gotta love the Rat, I like the Fat better though . . .

[LordofKings]

So you guys watched revolutions again tonight? for like the 8th time right tornado?

[Boro]

yeah. the fat is top notch. orange is up there too tho.

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
tornado is everywhere! he is right here next to me! he is in yourr house!

*creeps up behind boromir unnoticed, then dives and attacks the Rat*

[Tornado]

Originally posted by LordofKings
So you guys watched revolutions again tonight? for like the 8th time right tornado?

Yep, 8th time . . .

OT - I would be on MSN, but it's not working for me at the moment . . .

[LordofKings]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about

*sips some blue milk*

[Boro]

omg! stop it! no michael jackson!


this ToS trailer rocks! this game will kick so much ass!

[LordofKings]

Originally posted by Tornado
Yep, 8th time . . .

OT - I would be on MSN, but it's not working for me at the moment . . .

im not even on myself;)

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
yeah. the fat is top notch. orange is up there too tho.

Yeah I bet, can't wait until I meet him/her . . .

[LordofKings]

The new SP2 trailer rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

watched it like 30 times already

(god i need a job/life/etc:)

[Tornado]

Originally posted by LordofKings
I have no idea what you guys are talking about

*sips some blue milk*

The Fat, the Rat, and Orange are boromir's cats . . .

[Boro]

you have met her... in your dreams.

[Tornado]

Originally posted by LordofKings
im not even on myself;)

LOL, nice . . .

[Boro]

yeah, maybe it does...

but tales of symphonia is so much better!

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
you have met her... in your dreams.

I don't dream about cats . . .

[LordofKings]

Originally posted by Tornado
The Fat, the Rat, and Orange are boromir's cats . . .

some F**ked up names if i may add

(i bet there ugly)

I HATE CATS!

what can i saw...i have a DOG named GIZMO b/c she looks like GIZMO from GREMLINS....:D

[Tornado]

Originally posted by LordofKings
The new SP2 trailer rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

watched it like 30 times already

(god i need a job/life/etc:)

Yeah I've seen it a lot as well . . .

[Boro]

well, their actual names are tigger (the rat) chloe (the fat) and orange (orange)

[Tornado]

Originally posted by LordofKings
some F**ked up names if i may add

(i bet there ugly)

I HATE CATS!

what can i saw...i have a DOG named GIZMO b/c she looks like GIZMO from GREMLINS....:D

I hate cats as well, which is why I just tackled the Rat . . .

[LordofKings]

Kick Fat one time for me will ya!

[Boro]

the rat has an evil cunning beyond comprehension. she corrupts all in her path

[Boro]

get him james!

[Tornado]

Originally posted by LordofKings
Kick Fat one time for me will ya!

Sure . . .

*runs and kicks the Fat in the ass, the Fat goes flying out the window*

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
the rat has an evil cunning beyond comprehension. she corrupts all in her path

Yes, the Rat is my nemesis . . . ;)

[LordofKings]

*kicks James through the roof*

[Tornado]

*grabs James, and twists his neck so far that he dies*

Rest In Peace James . . .

[Boro]

*james rises from the grave and is reborn as James II*

[Boro]

lok, do you have any idea whats going on?

you shouldnt. because if you do...

that means you have a problem.

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
*james rises from the grave and is reborn as James II*

*grabs James II, and shoots him so many times that his rebirthing process, is terminated, then he dies*

Rest In Peace, James II . . .

[Boro]

*by paranormal activity james comes back as James III*

[Tornado]

Oy, why even bother to waste my time killing James any more . . .

[Boro]

james is an anomoly. he cant be stopped.

this tales of symphonia trailer is so awesome!

[Tornado]

No, I am the ONLY ANOMALY . . .

[Boro]

he is the anomaly of anomalies!

James III


the hodag has come!
be warned! or be eaten!

[Tornado]

Oh yeah?

*grabs James III, and takes a bite out of his leg*

Yeah that's right, I just took a bite out of James, and now I'm going to kill him . . .

*kicks James III into space*

[Boro]

*James IV apparates next to boromir*

you cant win.

[Tornado]

I am so sick of killing Jame's . . .

*kills James IV, by shooting him*

Ehhh, I lied . . .

[Boro]

*James V arises*

im running out of roman numerals, you have to stop this

[Tornado]

Fine, we're done now, right James . . .

James - *growls in submission*

Tornado - Fine, have it your way . . .

*breaks off James's hand and eats it*

Now we're even . . .

[Boro]

he growled in submission you bastard!


*james V hand grows back*


*james VI grows out of the broken off hand*

[Tornado]

Tornado - That image, will haunt me for the rest of my days . . .

*kills James V*

Rest In . . . HELL James V . . .

[Boro]

*james VII arises from the dead james V*


dont bite off more then you can chew

[Tornado]

*punches James VI in the face*

Ehhh, I just felt like it . . .

*continues drinking his blue milk*

[Boro]

*James VI & VII lie down at boromir's feet*

[Tornado]

*drinks blue milk, just waiting for James VIII*

[Boro]

few, i was worried i wasnt going to make it for a second.


ToS trailer is so cool! im so fu'in excited for this game! it is going to be awesome

[Boro]

you should get it on the cube. you can use the system you ripped off your brother with.

[Tornado]

Seriously, if you say one more thing about ToS, off with James's VII's head . . .

[Boro]

this is a test;


yeah, you could do that. but then james VIII will grow out of his head and IX out of his body.

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
you should get it on the cube. you can use the system you ripped off your brother with.

Or, I can just steal it from you . . .

[Boro]

what?

[Boro]

bam it worked.

[Tornado]

Nevermind, I was kidding . . .

[Boro]

*isnt going to post as much due to carpo tunnel*

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
bam it worked.

Yeah uhhhh, I can see that . . . ;)

[Tornado]

Originally posted by boromir-pso
*isnt going to post as much due to carpo tunnel*

Ehhh, I've had it for a while so I'm used to it now . . .

[Tornado]

*sees nobody else is in here, and then exits*

[UnicornBlood3]

*floats down from rafters*

Why are ya'll always abusing James!

[spiderman_2k]

*Sips on his drink and watches Uni float down

[Boro]

*James VI and VII run around after a tennis ball*

[droidguy1119]

*looks at all the James's*

Holy cow...

[Tornado]

Most of them are dead droidguy, I killed them . . .

[droidguy1119]

Yeah, that doesn't mean they're gone.

*cleans up the Cantina*

[G-Matrix]

Hi there

*enters*

[UnicornBlood3]

*pets James*

Hey there little doggie! He's just so cute!!

[LordofKings]

*kicks James and leaves*

[G-Matrix]

*scxratch his head and wonder*

not an animal lover..uh lok?

[UnicornBlood3]

Poor doggie...you just abuse him.

[G-Matrix]

is this ur dog uni?

[UnicornBlood3]

No..it's boromir's

[redman]

*wakes up*

*sees huge dog*

*runs around catina, flailing arms in terror*

[Boro]

this is what james VI and james VII looks like.

http://www.cheapchange.com/Tubes/hodag.jpg

[UnicornBlood3]

*shakes head at red*

Big chicken :p

[LordofKings]

*kicks all the dogs out of the Cantina*

[UnicornBlood3]

*jumps*

Don't scare me like that..You came out of no where..

[LordofKings]

Im like a ghost...BOO!

[UnicornBlood3]

:rolleyes:

You ruined the sneakiness effect with the boo :p

[LordofKings]

Oh well.

[Boro]

too bad James isnt a dog :p

[LordofKings]

*kicks JAMES, whatever the thing is*

I still hate him just as much;)

[Boro]

why do you hate James VI and James VII?

[LordofKings]

*kicks James VI* Hate? *Kicks him again* What hate? I love animals.... *kicks James again*

[Boro]

*both of the Jameses jumps on and mauls lok*

[LordofKings]

*gets away*

*floats to the rafters*

*sees Uni....knocks her down*

*sees droid...kicks him through the window*

*takes out pistal and shoots both Jameses*