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George Bushs 18th cousin
11-02-2003, 02:28 AM
It will be 3 parts....

Episode 1: The lonely old architech longs for a "real boy"...and makes Smith...however, Smith is nothing more than a program, so he sets out into the Matrix in the hopes of becoming a real boy along side his whacky jamacian sidekick the twins who are trying to overcome their goofy nature and become fierce warriors as opposed to crazy slapstick jamacians. He eventually falls under the wing of a brash, young, Counselor Han (umm, ok?) and helps him settle a dispute between the oracle and merovigian. During which he becomes infatuated with the oracle

Episode 2: 10 years later Smith has to protect the oracle from a possible assassination and the two fall deeply inlove...however due to smith's nightmares they travel back to The Architech who has been murdered by the one they call "Morpheous" (how come morpheous never mentioned this? :confused: ) and replaced by a Colonel Sanders looking architech...In rage Smith murders a whole city of humans...This only makes the oracle realize she does love him and Counselor Han critize him about the darkside.

Episode 3: Agent Smith has a son named Neo (WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?) with the Oracle (DOUBLE WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!) but he gets seduced by the darkside and attacks Counselor Han...much to the liking of the phantom menace...AGENT JOHNSON who makes Smith his apprentice and so reigns the age of darkness in the Matrix as Neo is hidden in the Matrix by Han...all the while Smith swears revenge on the one who killed his beloved Architech...Morpheous (cue imperial march)


Oh, by the way...special edition Matrix movies will be released a year prior to these to fit in with the prequels.



This very bad joke was brought to you by Matt in the hopes of lightening things up a little with all the anticipation til next wenesday
dogisburning
11-02-2003, 03:02 AM
Oh god..........
superxero88
11-02-2003, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by George Bushs 18th cousin
This very bad joke was brought to you by Matt in the hopes of lightening things up a little with all the anticipation til next wenesday
thank you.
spiderman_2k
11-02-2003, 06:28 AM
:hehe:
Rabbit12
11-02-2003, 06:42 AM
hahahhahahhahahahahaha......it made no sense, yet it was funny as hell...
Boods
11-02-2003, 08:04 AM
FUNNY BUT STUPID ... lol
redpill
11-02-2003, 08:13 AM
but what if it came true!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
spiderman_2k
11-02-2003, 08:15 AM
Then I would lose all faith in movies.
kel thuzad
11-02-2003, 01:22 PM
I don't consider it as funny...
downflow311
11-02-2003, 01:32 PM
lets hope the wachowskis dont turn into the next george lucas'.
horrorscaresme
11-02-2003, 03:13 PM
Ahem...Ahem
George Bushs 18th cousin
11-02-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by kel thuzad
I don't consider it as funny...

Aww lighten up
soremekun
11-02-2003, 08:11 PM
Had me going for a second.
Fanible
11-02-2003, 09:14 PM
Mmm... light comedy.
superxero88
11-02-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by George Bushs 18th cousin
along side his whacky jamacian sidekick the twins
:D
neowarrior
11-02-2003, 09:53 PM
freaking hilarious bro....you should be in holywood for writing that..oh my gawd..that was so dang funny im still laughing so hard.....touch of a master i must say..
George Bushs 18th cousin
11-02-2003, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by superxero88
:D

"Mesa tinks wesa getting aggrivated"

"Wesa getting very aggrivated"
George Bushs 18th cousin
11-02-2003, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by neowarrior
freaking hilarious bro....you should be in holywood for writing that..oh my gawd..that was so dang funny im still laughing so hard.....touch of a master i must say..

lol thanks :)
superxero88
11-02-2003, 10:49 PM
more comedy *uses word loosley* : http://webhome.idirect.com/~rnnnglst/
Sparhawk
11-03-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by downflow311
lets hope the wachowskis dont turn into the next george lucas'.

Oh please, Lord, No!
Fanible
11-04-2003, 12:12 AM
Technicly they already did. With Reloaded and Revolutions. Fortunatly for them, they were able to put style along with their quantity. And they winded up creating stuff that George Lucas was WANTING to do.

George Lucas on the other hand rushed into his huge highly anticipated projects of 1 2 and 3, and didn't put much thought into them. A big problem was that the first Star Wars films he had help in both writing and directing them. With all his money, he went ahead and made the choice to write and direct 1 2 and 3 himself, and with all his money, just throw money on everything everywhere. Creating visions he couldn't create without all his money.

The result was ill thinking in thinking CGI was the definite way of the future, and what happened was he overdid it. Now of course the CGI in his films don't look that great, but there's nothing to justify them either, because not even the story nor acting is good.

George Lucas is really a one hit wonder. He had his moment, and he's become very rich from it. And he will continue to become rich from it.
redpill
11-04-2003, 05:27 AM
i really dont get what the fuss is about starwars
i saw the original and i wasnt amazed by it or blown away (prob cause it was made for a dif movie goin era)

and the prequals are not that interesting either there really boring!

The matrix trilogy is the starwars of the new tech generation


Iam a fan of startrek and i think any startrek movie or series kicks starwars ass!! especially first contact THE BORG RULE!!

But before u say it nemisis was worse than gigli!!!
kel thuzad
11-04-2003, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by George Bushs 18th cousin
Aww lighten up
No, you don't understand...imagine this (or variation of this) could become true...Brrrr
DarkDemon21
11-04-2003, 10:17 PM
The Matrix is great as it is. Don't ****ing add more. It is fine
Knerys
11-04-2003, 11:11 PM
Ok as a joke damn funny. But if you were for real I'd have to kill ya.

nice one.
N.V.S
11-05-2003, 03:10 PM
have any of yall seen the matrix revolutions