ash vs freddy vs jason update

[downflow311]

from aintitcoolnews:

Capone: I can't argue with that. Well, let's move on to the important stuff. For better or worse, I've been reading far too much lately about some comments Sam Raimi made recently about being interested in doing EVIL DEAD 4...

BC: Because that's a franchise that is crying out for another chapter. Sam just does that to be inflammatory and get people's juices flowing. He's too busy with SPIDER-MAN 2. What's more likely--not much more likely, but a little more likely--is the other rumor concerning Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason. We have been talking about doing an Ash loan out, like actors used to do when they were under contract, loan out an actor to another studio. In this case, we'd loan the character of Ash. But it would have to be contractual that Ash would have to kick both their asses. He would have to win, or I wouldn't do it. The idea has been bandied about on a purely bull**** level by junior executives at New Line who may not have the sperm to kick it up to the decision-making level. If anyone was really serious, the franchises would have to talk.

I had junior execs greenlight a movie I was going to make called SCREAMING BRAIN, and it was killed by the higher ups. By the way, Sam Raimi will deny all of what I've just said but it's true.

Capone: Well if internet geeks had anything to say about it, the Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason film would be in post-production by now. It's the only idea dumber and more brilliant than FREDDY VS. JASON.

BC: Why shouldn't a web site like Ain't It Cool spark such a project. I think it's a great idea, as long as I kick both their asses.


Bruce is the freaking man!!! i hope this movie gets made....

[spiderman_2k]

If made with a nice big budget this film will be great.

[downflow311]

....and if ash kicks both of their @sses.

[Zombie Killer]

Crazy. New Line is forgetting that these movies are geared towards the teen/young adult crowd. 5 Times as many of them know who Freddy and Jason is, compared to the few thousand that know who Ash is. I mean the trailers gonna be weird. They will show Freddy *audience gasp and cheers*, then Jason *audience gasp and cheers*, then they show Ash *3 Dudes yell sweet it's Ash. Everyone else, WTF is Ash?*. This just won't work.
Toss Michael or Pinhead in there. Yes both are stupid options to combat Freddy and Jason, but atleast people know they exist.

[downflow311]

you are way off Doofy. just because you dont know who ash is doesnt mean everyone else doesnt.

what audience has ever gasped or cheered for jason or freddy collectively? none. there have been too many terrible sequels for these two to have anyone cheer when they see them. people would cheer for Ash because he is the bad ass.

[Zombie Killer]

I don't see how they are gonna cheer for someone who they don't know. Besides, Ash is way overrated in many horror circles.
Mainstream moviegoers most of them don't know who he is.
and The "Evil Dead" series is overrated as well. Decent watches at best.

[downflow311]

and you think the freddy and jason series' are more then decent watches?....please

Ash is the coolest horror icon ever to come out of Hollywood, hands down. the audience who would see this movie wil know who ash is. and if they didnt, they will cheer for him when they see him in this movie.

Mainstream audiences dont know alot of things. they are the type that pay to see a charlie's whores sequel.....and actually think cameron diaz and drew barrymore are tough.

[Spike2002]

New Line needs to get done with the talking, give Bruce what he wants, and MAKE THIS MOVIE MOVIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, who cares if no one knows who Ash is, all people who see the movie need to know is he's THE GOOD GUY who wants to kill Freddy and Jason. That's all they need.:)

[Zombie Killer]

Bah. If they wanna bring someone in to kill Freddy and Jason, bring back Alice, Tina, and or Tommy.

[downflow311]

that would be a terrible idea IMO. Ash would be the way to bring them down and do the characters justice!!!!!

[Hitman]

Ash is the only other horror icon that can bring down Freddy and/or Jason. That's fact. Alice? Tina? ....Tommy? Forget about it!

[DangerMouse]

Everyone that went to College from 1980 to 1995 will know who Ash is and will be pumped for this movie.

As for the kids that have no clue, how do you think they got to know Jason and Freddy?

Their older brothers and sisters. The ones that went to College between 1980 and 1995.

Brace yourselves kiddos, time to get "Groovy".

"Gimme some sugar baby."

A foolish Professor reads from the book of the dead bringing back Jason and Freddy from hell. Who can stop these 2 evil icon's bent on bloody rampage?

"Klatu, Bratta, Nict...oh screw it. (Sound of Chainsaw) Who wants some?"

Jason vs. Freddy vs. Ash

[downflow311]

yes!!!! great description Danger Mouse!

[Zombie Killer]

Originally posted by Hitman
Ash is the only other horror icon that can bring down Freddy and/or Jason. That's fact. Alice? Tina? ....Tommy? Forget about it!

Alice did a good job IMO. She was and still is the only Elm Street survivor. Tina has Carrie like powers. Bringing in a matured Tina with her powers now fully developed and her in control of them would make her the perfect opposite to combat Jason.

[cg124]

come on people start filming this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spike2002]

Originally posted by Zombie Killer
Bah. If they wanna bring someone in to kill Freddy and Jason, bring back Alice, Tina, and or Tommy.

I dunno, I think it would be cool if they brought back Tommy. They were gonna bring him back for Freddy Vs. Jason, but they ended up not using him because of disagreements about how Tommy should be portrayed. (Ironically, the earlier adaptation of the script also had Alice, but I guesse they changed the script so much that they left her out. :p)

So in my opinion, yea bring Tommy back but more like he was in F13TH Part 5, more seriouse and grown up (but not insane). Also, they should only bring him along for the ride, not as the hero, like Ash's sidekick or the one who finds Ash to fight Jason (and Freddy if he ever finds out who he is. That would be a laugh seeing those 2 meet!:D).

[KellyM]

cahrlies whores sequel :funny: :applaud: that is a bloddy classic....i can see the j V f V A thing happening if they get the character loan out thing going..... but would rather see raimi just do an ED4.

[Malitos_Sahkir]

I would rather see Jason and Freddy meet Mr. Boomstick, at the moment. Rather than an E.D.4. Raimi being busy with S.M 2 and 3 and all.

[Zombie Killer]

Originally posted by Spike2002
I dunno, I think it would be cool if they brought back Tommy. They were gonna bring him back for Freddy Vs. Jason, but they ended up not using him because of disagreements about how Tommy should be portrayed. (Ironically, the earlier adaptation of the script also had Alice, but I guesse they changed the script so much that they left her out. :p)

So in my opinion, yea bring Tommy back but more like he was in F13TH Part 5, more seriouse and grown up (but not insane). Also, they should only bring him along for the ride, not as the hero, like Ash's sidekick or the one who finds Ash to fight Jason (and Freddy if he ever finds out who he is. That would be a laugh seeing those 2 meet!:D).


They were gonna bring Alice back, but New Line skimped on her cameo fee. She said she'd do it but wanted the standard cameo fee, New Line declined, hence she wasn't in it.

[jimhaze]

If they ever bring back Tommy in a Jason flick I just hope they don't get that guy with the horrible accent that they had in Part 6. It was like Tommy lived abroad between parts 5&6 developed an accent that is a high-brid of several foreign dialects.

Tommy: Hand me the padloock

Girl Screams: Tommy No!!!!

Tommy: JUST HAND ME THE PADLOOOOCK!!!!

Padlooock -- WTF?

[DangerMouse]

Tommy was a freekin' girl.

His character was so annoying that the only way I would hope to see him in a "Vs." movie is if he's the first one to get killed.

[Zombie Killer]

Originally posted by jimhaze
If they ever bring back Tommy in a Jason flick I just hope they don't get that guy with the horrible accent that they had in Part 6. It was like Tommy lived abroad between parts 5&6 developed an accent that is a high-brid of several foreign dialects.

Tommy: Hand me the padloock

Girl Screams: Tommy No!!!!

Tommy: JUST HAND ME THE PADLOOOOCK!!!!

Padlooock -- WTF?


LOL Funny **** bro.

[A+]

This is how Hollywood should be - the deciding factor for Bruce isn't the money or the glamour, he'll just make it if he gets to kick some ass.

[Spike2002]

^Exactly, that's what it should be all about, I just hope that whatever they do, they don't make Freddy and Jason team up to stop Ash. I mean they went though this whole thing in Freddy Vs. Jason to make it clear that they both really hated each other, and now they all of the sudden team up to fight against one guy (a very kick but guy mind you, but a normal guy none the less) with a "boomstick" and chainsaw. Wha we need is an all out three-way battle between Freddy, Ash, and Jason with no one on anybody's side!!!!!!!:D:D

[bigdexter]

I think I figured out how to tie this all together:

Ash believes he has saved the world twice (ED 2 and AOD). He brags about it to everyone but they refuse to believe him. He ends up in the asylum. The same asylum where kids who have nightmares are sent. The same asylum where the "bastard son of a thousand maniacs" was conceived. Being defeated by Jason, Freddy begins to focus on kids who are in the asylum, and our hero Ash begins to have a few odd dreams himself. Only his dreams don't involve Freddy, but of Nancy, who begs and pleads for his help because there is one way to stop him for good, the Necronomicon. Ash is the only living person who knows the power of the Book. And the book was last seen in the Voorhees house. Someone has to go get it.

This would be the best way to do this movie IMO. Anybody know the e-mail of New Line?:D :applaud:

[DangerMouse]

I disagree.

I think someone unwittingly uses the Necronomicon to resurrect both Jason and Freddy along with an assortment of other ghoulies.

Once that happens, the generic assortment of Nightmare/Friday teenagers seek out Ash to try and close to portal and defeat Jason and Freddy.

Ash, since his Evil Dead/Army of Darkness days, has been seeing a psychiatrist (that used the Necronomicon to try and control evil)and that Doctor has him convinced that monsters don't exist and the events in Evil Dead and Army never happened. However this has completely driven Ash into the dumps.

The band of generic teens finally catch up with Ash, face down in a bowl of pretzels, in a topless girly bar. They must convince Ash that monsters exist before their town and all the world is destroyed by Freddy, Jason, and the book of the dead.

[Spike2002]

Nah, I like my idea better!! :

Freddy is in hell once again after being defeated by Jason, and is majorly pissed off. Plotting his revenge, Freddy decides that he need’s a stronger more powerful body in the real world so that he can be just as powerful in the real world just as he is in the dream world. So Freddy goes searching for someone in the real world he can posses. Finally, he locates one: none other then our old friend Ash!! Freddy infiltrates his dreams, and with surprise on his side is able to subdue and bind Ash's subconscious mind and take full control of his body. After trying out his new bod, Freddy immediately decides on a first course of action: go kick Jason’s but!!! So Freddy packs up Ash's chainsaw and boomstick, and heads for Crystal Lake. Meanwhile, back at Crystal Lake, Jason is back to his old tricks killing off more horny, skinny-dipping teenagers. While searching through the woods for his potential victims, Freddy shows up in Ash's body and starts taunting and mocking him, and then the two begin fighting. As the fight goes on, they both find themselves at a standstill: Ash is to quick and cunning for Jason (along with Freddy's mind), but Ash/Freddy can’t kill Jason because he’s well…unkillable!!! The fight eventually reaches Camp Crystal Lake, and into one of the cabins. Meanwhile the teenagers that Jason was trying to kill arrive at the camp (after following the sounds of the two killers battling), and go into the cabin after hearing the noises. There they see Ash kick Jason off the 2nd floor and fall through the floor into the cellar of the old cabin. Just as Freddy is about to try and kill them, he starts grabbing his head and screaming in pain. In Ash's head, Ash has broken free and starts going after Freddy in the dream world. However, Ash is no match for Freddy as long as he’s in the dream world, and starts getting a major whooping. One of the girls (someone who knows who Feddy is, or has some kind of tie with the NOES movies) watches Ash’s body twitching in pain realizes what’s going on, so she puts herself to sleep so she can go into the dream world and help Ash out. Once in the dream world she sees Ash and Freddy fighting (or more precisely Ash getting knocked around by Freddy), but then Freddy sniffs the air and looks at the girl and says the familiar line “How sweet, fresh meat!” Freddy starts going after teh girl (totally forgetting about Ash is all cut up and bruised), but just as Freddy is about to kill the girl Ash jumps behind Freddy, and yanks him to the ground. But as both Ash and Freddy fall to the ground they both see they’re not in the dream world anymore... Ash has pulled Freddy into the real world! As Freddy and Ash get up and stare at each other, Jason barges in and heads for both of them. The three of them stand in a sort of triangle formation, and then begin their ultimate battle to the finish with the teenagers watching. Who wins…Who knows?

Bad a$$ huh? Wonder if there's any way I can get this to New Line....:D :cool:

[A+]

Well if Bruce Campbell is gonna make the film, apparantly he's gonna have to win.

[Grindie]

Ash would have to win. If he didn't, it would just leave a bad taste in alot of fans' mouths.

[Spike2002]

You never know, they could always make it like he fights, but in the end it's the teenagers who stop Freddy and Jason (just like Lori did in FVJ) and Ash is just like "Boy guesse it's time for me to hang up the old chainsaw and let the kids take over.":D (although I hope this does not happen)

[chrisdrench]

This film has to be made. Ash has to come back to the big screen. This would be one of the best movies ever!

Like the storyline which suggest Ash is getting help from a shrink, who believes nothing Ash says to him. Then he's tracked down by Tommy Jarvis or someone (would be a good touch to have Jarvis in it). Gets Ash to lead the fight on Freddy and Jason, who resurface thanks to the Necronimican (which would be found in Jasons house ala Jason goes to Hell). ASH HAS TO WIN THO, and really build him up so even the audience members who don't know him get to like him like all the Evil Dead fans like me do

Please Bruce, do this film!!!!!!!!!

[downflow311]

i think the consensus is ASH MUST WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[droidguy1119]

Of course Ash has to win. If Ash is in this movie, this makes him the main character. While he is a horror icon, this sort of slips away -- he's the good guy, and while you can surround him with a bunch of other people, the main character lives. That's the rules, yo.

Of course, coversely, the other rule still applies -- no horror bad guy ever dies. Like the ending of FvJ (which is not a spoiler -- of course they're both alive, they're making a freaking sequel), there can be a winner, and a loser, but nobody dies.

[droidguy1119]

Alright...

Spike2002's premise, edited by me:

Freddy is in Hell once again, and is majorly pissed off. Plotting his revenge, Freddy decides that he needs a stronger more powerful body in the real world, so that he can kill Jason. (Remember. FvJ...nobody dies.) So, Freddy goes searching for someone in the real world he can possess.

Simple continuity here: Jason Goes to Hell was set in 1993, assumedly, since that's when that movie was made. At the end of that, they tease FvJ, so we can simply assume that FvJ (and, therefore, FvJvA) comes right after that, before Jason's cyrogenically frozen body is sent into space (Jason X). To aid this, we can also (since the movies were conveniently made very close to one another) assume that this is relatively close to the time period during which Army of Darkness ends.

On Earth, Ash is fighting off the Deadites that he's unleashed on the planet because he might not have said every single little syllable when trying to get back to his own time. Freddy, from Hell, can see Ash laying some major smackdown on the Deadites, and realizes that Ash is the one Freddy wants.

Pulling a few strings, Freddy simulates the Evil Dead and returns the Deadites to Hell, but the sudden disappearance of the creatures causes Ash a little paranoia. After staying awake as long as possible...Ash slips into a restless sleep.

Freddy infiltrates Ash's dreams, and, by trying to lure Ash into a sense of security by claiming to be someone (Linda?) and saying that the Evil Dead are gone, is able to subdue and bind Ash's subconscious mind and take full control of his body.

Up on the surface, Freddy immediately decides on a first course of action: find and kill Jason. So, Freddy packs up Ash's chainsaw and boomstick, and heads for Camp Crystal Lake.

There, Jason is back to his old tricks killing off more horny, skinny-dipping teenagers. While searching through the woods for his potential victims, Freddy shows up in Ash's body and starts taunting and mocking him (in a sense of humor somewhere between Ash and Freddy), and then the two begin fighting.

As the fight goes on, they move into the woods, slipping farther and farther away from humanity. Eventually, they stumble upon a deserted cabin...

Jason is bigger than Ash, and eventually Ash is overpowered just long enough (out of gas and out of ammo) to be thrown into the basement. Freddy, trying to figure out what to do, discovers the pages of a book among the junk in the basement...

Jason, believing he has escaped, wanders into the woods, toward Camp Crystal Lake, but an army of Deadites (the same horny teenagers Jason killed) have arisen, and they drag Jason into Hell.

Freddy, back in the cabin, is ready to kill Ash, since he's served his purpose. Unfortunately for him, a small distraction -- a disembodied hand -- knocks Freddy out of it long enough for Ash, who's been watching the whole thing, to break free of the binds of Freddy's mind. Freddy is left in the real world, while Ash manages to make it to the toolshed.

Refueled and reloaded, Ash and Freddy have a major face-off, full of witty banter and some major boomstick action. When it's all over, Freddy's body's been blown apart, and Ash can limp home, feeling that he's finally free of all his worries.

Unfortunately, Freddy goes to Hell...and he finds that his enemy is there waiting for him...

End.

[droidguy1119]

To Spike2002: My only problem with your ending was that it seemed like the ending to FvJ...don't want to repeat yourself.

As for Evil Dead IV...let them both happen! While time dictates it wouldn't work this way, it would be beneficial for Evil Dead IV to be out before FvJvA...thus, Ash gets mainstream coverage, and you can tease FvJvA before EDIV.

I suppose it will end up being the other way around if it were to happen...EDIV being teased in front of FvJvA...oh, please...let it happen.

[Spike2002]

hhhhmmmmm.....actually I kinda like your ideas. The only problem I have is this: PEOPLE WILL GO TO THIS MOVIE ONLY TO SEE A 3-WAY BATTLE BETWEEN JASON, FREDDY, AND ASH!! But if we're gonna go along with this changed story here's a slightly changed version of what I think should happen:

Freddy is in Hell once again, and is majorly pissed off. Plotting his revenge, Freddy decides that he needs a stronger more powerful body in the real world, so that he can kill Jason. (Remember. FvJ...nobody dies.) So, Freddy goes searching for someone in the real world he can possess.

Simple continuity here: Jason Goes to Hell was set in 1993, assumedly, since that's when that movie was made. At the end of that, they tease FvJ, so we can simply assume that FvJ (and, therefore, FvJvA) comes right after that, before Jason's cyrogenically frozen body is sent into space (Jason X). To aid this, we can also (since the movies were conveniently made very close to one another) assume that this is relatively close to the time period during which Army of Darkness ends.

On Earth, Ash is fighting off a Deadite (supposedly they're starting to show everywhere because he might not have said every single little syllable when trying to get back to his own time). Freddy, from Hell, can see Ash laying some major smackdown on the Deadite, and realizes that Ash is the one he wants.

After defgeating the Deadite, Ash goes home and falls asleep. Freddy infiltrates Ash's dreams, and, by trying to lure Ash into a sense of security by claiming to be someone (Linda?) and saying that the Evil Dead are gone for good, is able to subdue and bind Ash's subconscious mind and take full control of his body.

Up on the surface, Freddy immediately decides on a first course of action: find and kill Jason. So, Freddy packs up Ash's chainsaw and boomstick, and heads for Camp Crystal Lake.

There, Jason is back to his old tricks killing off more horny, skinny-dipping teenagers. While searching through the woods for his potential victims, Freddy shows up in Ash's body and starts taunting and mocking him (in a sense of humor somewhere between Ash and Freddy), and then the two begin fighting.

As the fight goes on, they move into the woods, slipping farther and farther away from humanity, and eventually arrive at the Voorhees manor. Jason is bigger than Ash, and eventually Ash is overpowered just long enough (out of gas and out of ammo) to be thrown into the basement. Freddy crawls out of the basement, and trying to figure out what to do discovers the Necronomicon laying on a desk. Searching Ash's mind, Freddy figures out what the book is, and wicked grin spreads across Ash's face...

Jason, believing he has escaped, wanders into the woods, toward Camp Crystal Lake, but an army of Deadites (the same horny teenagers Jason killed) have arisen, and they drag Jason into Hell.

Freddy, back in the cabin, is ready to kill Ash, since he's served his purpose. Unfortunately for him, a small distraction -- a disembodied hand -- knocks Freddy out of it long enough for Ash, who's been watching the whole thing, to break free of the binds of Freddy's mind. Freddy is left in the real world, while Ash manages to make it to the toolshed.

Refueled and reloaded, Ash and Freddy have a major face-off, full of witty banter and some major boomstick action. When it's all over, Freddy's body's been blown apart, and Ash can limp home, feeling that he's finally free of all his worries.

Unfortunately, Freddy goes to Hell...and he finds that his enemy is there waiting for him, and the two start fighting while a whole crowd of demons watch them in this wrestling match of hell...

End.

What do you think? ;)

[droidguy1119]

See...the cabin (and the toolshed mentioned), of course, is from Evil Dead, and when you have Jason's Manor and Camp Crystal Lake, it unbalances it (in my opinion). I was trying to sort of clip the worlds together, so that Ash could be put in a location that's familiar (and therefore where the Necronomicon pages would be -- they're still there at the end of Evil Dead II (pretend that when they blew away, they just blew into the basement).

As a side note -- I haven't seen any of the Freddy or Jason movies all the way through -- only FvJ. My knowledge of movies in general, added to clips seen on TV (I have seen a lot of the two series) is the way I understand the whole universe. I understand Freddy and Jason's histories, although Jason's Mansion, in particular, I'm not familiar with.

I have seen all three Evil Dead films, numerous times. Pretty soon I'm going to get the Freddy box and watch some of the Jason movies (although I refuse to buy them, because Paramount makes crappy DVDs, and they're, as far as I know, not all available in one box).

As for the three-way fight, yes, that's a big draw, but I can't figure out how to get it to work. Not only does the battle have to make sense, follow continuity, be possible, etc., it has to have a logical lead-to and follow-from place. Also, the big three-way battle, unfortunately, is hampered even more by the fact that none of the three contestants can die!

So, the solution, as presented, is a big showdown of Ash vs. Jason and Ash vs. Freddy. The other thing is that, hard as it is to admit, I can imagine Ash kicking the crap out of one horror icon...but not two at a time. Plus, it's gotta be more "cool" than the Evil Dead movies are -- whether I love them or not, they are definitely goofy. Luckily, I think (unlike some of my friends) that Ash is pretty much a serious character, and that the situations he's placed in are more goofy because of Sam Raimi than anything (and I love Sam as a director, too, but -- come on...it's the truth). To have Ash face off with the both of them would decrease in believabily very quickly...and the movie would probably begin to annoy people (especially those more familiar with Freddy and Jason than with Ash).

Anyway...long posts. But this movie must happen. Soon. Dammit.

[droidguy1119]

Wait, wait! I've got it!

This is going to annoy a bunch of you, but here's the edited plot again.

Freddy is in Hell once again, and is majorly pissed off. Plotting his revenge, Freddy decides that he needs a stronger more powerful body in the real world, so that he can kill Jason. (Remember. FvJ...nobody dies.) So, Freddy goes searching for someone in the real world he can possess.

On Earth, Ash is fighting off the Deadites that he's unleashed on the city (because he might not have said every single little syllable when trying to get back to his own time). Freddy, from Hell, can see Ash laying some major smackdown on the Deadites, and realizes that Ash is the one Freddy wants.

Pulling a few strings, Freddy simulates the Evil Dead and tricks the Deadites into going back to Hell. The sudden disappearance of the creatures without having to use the Necronomicon causes Ash a little paranoia. After staying awake, on the watch, as long as possible...Ash slips into a restless sleep.

Freddy infiltrates Ash's paranoid dreams, and, by trying to lure Ash into a sense of security by claiming to be someone (Linda?) and saying that the Evil Dead are gone, is able to subdue and bind Ash's subconscious mind and take full control of his body.

Up on the surface, Freddy immediately decides on a first course of action: find and kill Jason. So, Freddy packs up Ash's chainsaw and boomstick, and heads for Camp Crystal Lake.

There, Jason is back to his old tricks killing off more horny, skinny-dipping teenagers. While searching through the woods for his potential victims, Freddy shows up in Ash's body and starts taunting and mocking him (in a sense of humor somewhere between Ash and Freddy), and then the two begin fighting.

As the fight goes on, they move into the woods, slipping farther and farther away from humanity, and up the side of a mountain. Eventually, they stumble upon a deserted cabin, near the top...

Jason is bigger than Ash, and eventually Ash is overpowered just long enough (out of gas and out of ammo) to be thrown into the basement. Freddy, trying to figure out what to do, discovers the pages of a book among the junk in the basement, and taking control of Ash's mind, figures out what it is...

Jason, believing he has escaped, wanders into the woods, toward Camp Crystal Lake, but an army of Deadites (the same horny teenagers Jason killed) have arisen, discovering that the call back to Hell was only a trick, and they drag Jason into Hell, overpowering him with sheer numbers.

Freddy, back in the cabin, is ready to kill Ash, since he's served his purpose. Unfortunately for him, a small distraction -- a disembodied hand -- knocks Freddy out of it long enough for Ash, who's been watching the whole thing, to break free of the binds of Freddy's mind. Freddy is left in the real world, while Ash manages to make it to the toolshed.

Refueled and reloaded, Ash and Freddy have a major face-off, full of witty banter and some major boomstick action. A few fake-outs here, though. Ash blows a hole through Freddy's head -- as both Ash, and the audience assume....goodbye Freddy. Unfortunately, Freddy immediately becomes a Deadite, and chases an unsuspecting Ash, attacking and nearly defeating him.

Ash fends off Freddy, and runs back to the cabin. Finding the pages of the Necronomicon, he tries to seal the Evil Dead away. Unfortunately, their onslaught proves to be a big distraction, so Ash makes a run for it.

(Now. Personally, I wouldn't have done this -- I think the juxtaposition of this might be getting to be really outlandish at this point, but hey...I suppose they put Camp Crystal Lake and Elm Street next to each other, so, what the hell.)

Ash takes various roads up the mountainside, trying to make his way back to humanity. Unfortunately, the bridge is out, and he's forced to go farther into the woods. He stumbles upon a mansion, buried in the back, overlooking Camp Crystal Lake. Busting open the doors, he's about to read the pages again, when Jason, having escaped from Hell along with the Deadites, is waiting. Ash, again, while doing little damage to Jason, manages to boomstick his way around Jason just long enough for Freddy to show up at the front door.

Freddy is angry now. Jason and Freddy begin duking it out, and Ash ends up in the middle, doing what he can to escape the middle of the battle. Either Freddy or Jason ends up victorious (either or, you can't expect the DVD to -not- have alternate endings, although I think the winner here is the loser of FvJ...since I thought he should have won to begin with), and the victor chases Ash -- just as Ash reads the last words from the pages. Ash collapses, alive, but truly exhausted, and triumphant. The bad guy winner, along with the loser's body, though, is sucked into Hell...where the rivalry just keeps on going...

End.

[sniktawt]

This seems like a lot like A Fan Fic thread to me now.

[downflow311]

pretty much...

[droidguy1119]

Oh, don't worry...I'm done...

[downflow311]

i keep hearing all these rumours about this its time for someone to make a decision. i need to know goddammit!!!!!!!!

[Aztec]

This movie would be stupid. They should avoid making it at all costs!

[droidguy1119]

AAA!

*resists attacking Aztec*

...Thanks for your opinion...

[Aztec]

Originally posted by droidguy1119
AAA!

*resists attacking Aztec*

...Thanks for your opinion...

I wasn't talking about your fanfic. I meant the movie that New Line is actually proposing. Which is what this thread was originally about.

[droidguy1119]

I know.

I want to see this movie made (also not talking about my story, although if it was similar...wow, that would be even better) so much...

[KoalazL]

Has Robert Englund said anything about this premise? He's usually a big supporter of Freddy. Would he agree to Bruce Campbell's idea of letting Ash win?

[droidguy1119]

As far as I know, Bruce Campbell's the only one to say anything about the project.

[downflow311]

yup, Bruce is the only one that has said anything. if this was to be made. i wouldnt trust Ronny Yu writing Ash's lines. Bruce Campbell would have to co-write the script.

[ResidentEvil131]

we all no there is gonna be a Freddy v.s Jason sequil

[droidguy1119]

Um...and?