Worst movie quotes ever

[Saint Conner]

ok, i think there is already a best quotes thread, so how about the worst quotes you can think of. And try not to limit it entirely to star wars quotes.

[Il Duce]

Although I've posted this elsewhere already:
"Crap my ass!"
Friday the 13th Part V: The New Beginning.

[Bigee04]

"Yo Momma"
Jinx- Die Another Day

[Rizor]

"It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind!"
-- Spider-Man, 'Spider-Man'

[Kyp]

"She'll be back"

- Arnold in Terminator 3

[Faithless Eye]

"but don't stop..."

Keira Knightley in POTC

[Barrett]

do you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?- x-men

halle berry has a lot of stupid lines

[Mat]

"IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING!"- Anakin, Episode I

Don't you just want to slap that kid?

[Saint Conner]

if i ever see him, i plan to

[Hitman]

Originally posted by Barrett
do you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?- x-men


There it is. One of the worst movie quotes EVER!

[sunflower03]

show me the money, it was funny the first few times i say the movie but it got annoying when everyone used this line everywhere.

[LadyFireFly]

"Love is never having to say you're sorry"

Worst quote ever.

[Jaydawg]

"I live my life........a quarter mile at a time"

[redpill]

Worst Lines In the History Of Cinema!!!


Arnie T3 "Talk to the Hand"





That got old very quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yeahyeahyeah73]

Anything from Top Gun.

[murray2k]

Originally posted by redpill
Worst Lines In the History Of Cinema!!!


Arnie T3 "Talk to the Hand"





That got old very quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i loved that line in t3 it was so funny but my worst quote ever is
'scooby doo where are you!!'
said by shaggy from scooby doo i thort it was cheesy

[MovieWes]

"I like having nice tits." -- Elizabeth Berkeley in "Showgirls"

"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango." -- Kelly Preston in "Battlefield Earth"

"Pearl Harbor" had some pretty dreadful dialogue.

"Returning from the dead wasn't all that I expected...but that's life." -- Ben Affleck

"I'm giving my heart to Danny. But I'll never look at another sunset without thinking of you." -- Kate Beckinsale

"That's bull-**** MacCawley!... but it's very, very good bull-****!" -- Alec Baldwin

And "Batman and Robin" had some of the absolute worst dialogue in the history of films.

Mr Freeze: Freeze in hell, Batman!!

Robin: I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

Robin: I want a car. Chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.

[PsYkOoOoO]

Gigli

'Turkey time'

[gsstage1]

"they think we're crud" Ripley in Alien 3
i love this movie but hate that line

[Saint Conner]

pretty much every line in gigli was bad:

"In every relationship there is a bull and a cow, i'm the bull you're the cow"

[Cloud Buster]

Originally posted by gsstage1
"they think we're crud" Ripley in Alien 3
i love this movie but hate that line

:lol: :applaud:

That line has driven me nuts EVERY time I've seen that movie since the day I was in the cinema!!

[Cloud Buster]

"WAAAAA!!!!!" - Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode II

[JediPaul]

American Pie - "I tell you man, she called me last night, and asked for my number." - Stifler

[downflow311]

Matrix Reloaded, after Neo saves Trinity

"I love you too damn much."

damn keanu can NOT do dialogue.

[Mat]

Originally posted by LadyFireFly
"Love is never having to say you're sorry"

Worst quote ever.

God, that movie is aweful. If that chick didn't die in that movie, I would've killed her. :evil:

[downflow311]

Originally posted by Barrett
do you know what happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?- x-men

halle berry has a lot of stupid lines

thank god she wont be in X3!!!!!!!!!

[Il Duce]

What?! No Halle Berry? I must protest!
Besides it's not like she wrote the script.

[adt100]

I can't believe no-one has yet mentioned the truly cringe-making:

"I dont like sand.....it's gritty and gets into everything" AOTC

[spiderman_2k]

Originally posted by Il Duce
What?! No Halle Berry? I must protest!
Besides it's not like she wrote the script.

Halle Berry sucked in the X-men films.

[Il Duce]

Ahh, but she's oh so pretty. And that makes up for everything.

[mentiroso]

Night of the Creeps "Is this a homicide, or a bad B-movie?"

[Doomsday]

"Whoa, marriage police pull over."

Nic Cage
The Rock

[Red Monkey]

Self-defense is not murder. - JHo from Enough

[downflow311]

Originally posted by Il Duce
Ahh, but she's oh so pretty. And that makes up for everything.

that makes up for nothing

[Lazlo Panaflex]

"SCHWIINNGG!!!"
"Exsqueeze me, baking powder?"
"we're not worthy!!"
"excellent"

in case you guessed, it's from Wayne's World, god I can't even believe I actually liked this movie for about 2 minutes but then my entire high school would be quoting this crap.

[sunflower03]

king of the world quote got old, when everyone quoted that after titanic came out, even though i really like the movie.

[Il Duce]

That depends how lenient you are. And I'm willing to forgive her for her performance in X-Men merely because of her performance in movies like Monster's Ball (great movie).

[downflow311]

but still, her performance in x-men was god-awful no matter what other movies she is in. i think she is *highly* overrated as an actress and did NOT deserve a best actress oscar.

[Il Duce]

Naw, her accent was god awful. Her performance was merely average. And her performance in Monsters Ball was worthy of an Oscar.

[mufiman]

halle seemed to have lost her accent in x2. weird

i dislike this quote:

it doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.

[nightbringer]

"I had this watch in my ass for two years."

Christopher Walken, Pulp Fiction.

[redman]

Originally posted by Kyp
"She'll be back"

- Arnold in Terminator 3

when i heard that line in the trailer, i knew T3 wouldnt be nearly as good.

Seriously, cant writers think of something origiinal. I cant believe they used 'talk to the hand'.

[Jaydawg]

Not to get off-topic, but Halle's performance in Monsters Ball wasn't even CLOSE to Oscar worthy.

[mentiroso]

Originally posted by Jaydawg
Not to get off-topic, but Halle's performance in Monsters Ball wasn't even CLOSE to Oscar worthy.

I dont think it was actually her that one the Oscar. I think it was the performance put on by her boobies that really won the Oscar for her.


"You got knocked the ***** out!"
Friday

Was funny but just like most other good quotes turned bad, it was said over and over while I was in school and it just got old!

[Sims17]

lazlo how can u say that about waynes world. both films in the series r hilarious IMO

[spiderman_2k]

Daddy would u like some sausage...

Freddy Got Fingered.

[logan350]

YIPPIEE!!! -- Anakin

Star Wars Episode I

[Saint Conner]

yeah, i think it's been established that pretty much every line in star wars sucks. As for halle berry, i thought she made a great storm and i hope she's in the third one. Monster's Ball was a HORRIBLE movie however and i don't care if her performance was oscar worthy, the movie was bad enought that she shouldn't have won.

[spiderman_2k]

Originally posted by Saint Conner
As for halle berry, i thought she made a great storm and i hope she's in the third one.

How was she a great storm??

[Saint Conner]

she just fit the part well, she's a good actress. ALthough that line about the frog was pretty horrible
:nono:

[Rational_1]

There are many terrible lines in Masters of the Universe which were delivered unconvincingly by bad actors but thankfully I cannot remember the exact quotes ATM.

Though Blade is probably the best action-vampire flick yet made, THIS line sucked:

"We've got a good arangement.He makes the weapons...I use them."

From the Dolph Lundren Punisher flick:

Bad guy:"Who sent you?"

Punisher/Dolph:"Batman"

Typical and stupid.


From Batman:

"Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"


Sam Hamm(or maybe Craig Shaw Gardner) was trying to hard to be Frank Miller or Alan Moore.He didn't realise that for a line like that to be as ominous as he intended, it would have to bear some relevance to the story itself(re:The "This will be a good life/death..." from Miller's TDKR or "There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum..." from Moore's The Killing Joke).
The "Devil in the pale moonlight..." line just comes off as forced and stupid.

[Saint Conner]

ok, i agree with you for the most part. But that batman line is great. Batman is a GREAT movie and that line is awesome.

:nono:

[Rational_1]

Originally posted by Saint Conner
ok, i agree with you for the most part. But that batman line is great. Batman is a GREAT movie and that line is awesome.

:nono:


Viva le differance!I thinkthe first and second bat-flicks were not much better than the 3rd and 4th ones.Terrible C2F translations!
Especially compared to the Miller/Moore/Barr/O'neil stories.

[Fanible]

Originally posted by redman
when i heard that line in the trailer, i knew T3 wouldnt be nearly as good.

Seriously, cant writers think of something origiinal. I cant believe they used 'talk to the hand'.

It was because the humor in Terminator 2 was naturally hilarious and unexpected.

The humor in Terminator 3 was deliberate and forced.

[Krys D]

"Nobody puts baby in a corner"

[Krys D]

Originally posted by nightbringer
"I had this watch in my ass for two years."

Christopher Walken, Pulp Fiction.

That quote still has me laughing after all this time :)

[Krys D]

From Scooby doo

"let's get jinky with it" :mad: I cringe every time I hear it

[Hitman]

Basically, any quote from 2 Fast 2 Furious.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

Originally posted by Rational_1
There are many terrible lines in Masters of the Universe which were delivered unconvincingly by bad actors but thankfully I cannot remember the exact quotes ATM.


I hated the "good journey" line when He-Man and the others would put their fingers together in wishing their partners good luck, that line was never in the cartoon why in the hell would the writers ruin an already ruined script?

[horrorscaresme]

idk if this has been posted posted but "just like playstation" or something similar to the-Vin diesel-XXX